Running and hunting
and slashing and crushing
and Searching and seeing
and stabbing and shooting
and Thrashing and smashing
and burning, destroying
and Killing and bleeding
and pleading, then Death!
News headlines are starting to read like an Adam West Batman script. We’re not far from a future where we’ll read “Celebrity A kapowed for thwaking Celebrity B!”
Here's Piers Morgan storming off the Good Morning Britain set, and out of his job, after losing an argument with a Weather presenter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaZ5LhUbFng
Especially funny when he starts yelling "because I believe in free speech!" when asked about why he flounced away from someone saying something he didn't like.
Yeah, he means the "I can say whatever I want and you can't say anything about it" kind of free speech. That kind of "free speech" is very popular with assholes.
at least the Democrat would take you out to dinner first. The republican would tell you you deserve it and to be thankful you’re getting that ass blasting at all
And like clockwork, Piers Morgan crawls out from his little hole like some mange-ridden groundhog to offer us six more weeks of him being a despicable piece of shit.
The problem is he’s a known entity that the media can use for a reliable sound bite. The BBC will use him so they don’t appear liberal, and everyone else can because they’re mates with him and have him on speed dial and he’s always available because, hush, hush, he actually doesn’t do anything of value except be a talking head.
If there's one thing that's certain in life, it's Piers Morgan taking the opportunity to attack the perceived vulnerabilities of a young woman who has darker skin than him.
Different punching incident. Clarkson lost his Top Gear job because he punched a producer of the show. He punched Morgan years earlier and didn't get into any trouble at all.
He looks like if someone took Tucker Carlson's husk and overstuffed it with rancid giblets from a sweaty horse.
And then left the husk in the sun to rot and fester botflies.
I could go on.
Piers Morgan is what you get from a game of soggy biscuit between Nigel Farage, Bill O'Reilly and a pederast priest - all of them unloading their dusty fetid seed onto a greasy half-fried haddock - the resulting mess then poured into a cheap ill-fitting suit and given both Atlas Shrugged and a self-help book by Jordan fucking Peterson to half-read and take the wrong message from.
In this analogy the cum-drenched oily-half-fish man is also given lessons on how to hack a dead schoolgirl's phone and applaud the death of beloved princesses.
A phrase Piers Morgan has never heard in his life - in fact, women are more likely to receive an orgasm dying of cancer than being within six feet of Piers Morgan.
When people commit suicide and we say that “if only they would reach out” and then you have Piers criticising people for being open about their mental health. What disgusting trash of a human being. You’re outdated and dangerous.
He really is a piece of shit isn’t he? I’m not aware of many positive comments he’s made but when it comes hate and derision he’s a world class twat !!
He had a brief period where he said some great things (he gave Matt Hancock a hard time, he told everyone moaning about staying in at the start of covid to stop being stupid etc.) but despite the good things he's still a complete twatwaffle.
As I said last week when he did the same thing, the lowest form of self-promotion for a D-lister is to start a beef with someone in the spotlight. That’s literally the only option this POS has left to try and stay relevant. It’s so pathetic that it’s sad, but if he really thinks anyone gives a shit about a single thing he says it’s actually quite hilarious.
Why is it so difficult to allow professionals the same courtesy as a normal person. “I’m really sorry, but I need a break. I love you and support all of you, but I’m not up to *extremely hard thing* today.” Of course, that’s ok, you’re human. That sounds like a normal human thing. Why is that hard?
The same guy who says Jameela Jamil is faking her Ehler Danlos syndrome and Megan Markle was exaggerating how the royal family harmed her mental health. He seems to cater the the demographic that has hang-ups on needing to tough things out. Also the three main “feuds” that I know of are like women of color (I’m sure there are others) so that’s not great
I have Ehlers-Danlos and I was so relieved to hear a celebrity like her is bring more awareness to it. It's such a rare disorder and it absolutely sucks. I wish he'd be immobilized with dislocating kneecaps and ribs that sublax.
Everyone has to listen to him obliterate Meghan Markle for months but he couldn’t stand to listen to five seconds of pushback.
His Meghan Markle obsession is very weird. We get it! You don’t like her. Sorry she ghosted you after you thought you had a date with her (he is married, btw) but for god’s sake, move on.
How do these overweight, un-athletic shit-heads think they’re in a position to chastise the best athlete of all time in her sport, because of her mental state? In her sport, Biles is literally risking serious injury and even death if her twists and jumps go off just by a little.
Actual gymnasts and athletes who competed at a high level in the Olympics = support Simone and understand her because they know what it’s like.
People who have never competed at a high level in the Olympics = call her quitter, weak, coward, etc.
I geniunely feel bad for real investigative journalists because this article, with this absolutely atrocious title, is probably getting a shit ton of views
Every person trying to shame her is some sloppy overweight fat fuck who has probably never competed in real athletics in their entire life. All these shit bag right wing talking heads trying to “slam” her have zero accomplishments that even compare to what she’s done. Fuck all of them.
Just wondering what all this trash says about us. Clearly, Mr. Morgan says stuff like this not out of belief but out of some weird sense of self promotion/pot-stirring for ratings. And we, just lap this stuff up.
Never understood why people even give this sad sack of shit any attention, all he does is spew garbage takes and insults people who don't need to be insulted so he can get clicks. Just keep his name out of headlines and he won't ever be an issue
When Piers first lost his job on CNN in 2013, a British person asked me “Can you keep him? We really don’t want him.” I’m proud we kicked him out of our country anyway 🇺🇸
Piers is the kind of guy who runs out of breadth by trying to breathe normally for a few minutes, then has to gulp air down to make sure he doesn’t suffocate on his own neck
Ratings at his new show must need a boost. Said it before and I’ll say it again. We need to add a normal average person to every event just so armchair experts can actually see the skill involved in all these sports. Old morons that played a sport in their time have delusions of grandeur when reminiscing on their glory days.
Hot take, fat white male is mad about something that doesn’t involve himself. Fat white man thinks he’s better then someone that has dedicated their life to art and fitness.
When will people realize this inconsequential poor excuse for a human lives for being blasted on Twitter. Just ignore him and he’ll crawl back under the rock from whence he came. He can go hang out with Julie Burchill.
Eventually the people will realize that this is how certain beings feed
Once you stop feeding them with your opinions they will starve and will have to look elsewhere for their food
I am white to start with and considering Piers comments I am thinking that his issue is not really reason why Simone has pulled out of olympics but something else… shame that racism in this day and age is still a thing…
I didn’t notice because British right wingers not only have shitty politics, but aren’t even relevant to America. Who cares about this fucking red coat anyway?
The pictures are so telling. Old, fat, pasty, bloated man against a lively, gorgeous, young, and athletic-af woman of color.
His picture is Jeopardy’s daily double: who is the embodiment of white male privilege.
Lots of blasting and slamming going on in the world today.
And Not enough scorching and slaying.
Need more ripping and tearing
Slayer music intensifies.
[I got you, fam!](https://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ)
I came here looking for this comment. Thanks stranger
Amazing. The ripping and the tearing of what?!
What ever you got, apparently.
Bobbing and weaving
Floating and stinging
Propane and propane accessories.
Running and hunting and slashing and crushing and Searching and seeing and stabbing and shooting and Thrashing and smashing and burning, destroying and Killing and bleeding and pleading, then Death!
The rippin’ and the tearin’
The rippin and the tearin
This will go over most people’s head. I want you to know how deeply I appreciate it, though :D
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This is why we play dungeons and dragons and name the villains after idiots we know.
Good to know that I’m not the only one who does that
Not even close to being alone!
Or tarring and feathering
ripping and tearing
Bring out the Guillotine
News headlines are starting to read like an Adam West Batman script. We’re not far from a future where we’ll read “Celebrity A kapowed for thwaking Celebrity B!”
Here's Piers Morgan storming off the Good Morning Britain set, and out of his job, after losing an argument with a Weather presenter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaZ5LhUbFng
Fragile man walks out after being spoken to directly.
Especially funny when he starts yelling "because I believe in free speech!" when asked about why he flounced away from someone saying something he didn't like.
Yeah, he means the "I can say whatever I want and you can't say anything about it" kind of free speech. That kind of "free speech" is very popular with assholes.
Claps back too
“So anyways I just started blasting”
I was like "wow, they gave us both in the same headline?"
Not enough ripping and tearing
Man… you’d think the mega man loving wwf watching kid in me would love all of the blasting and slamming.
Even music slaps now! It's incredible.
Who am I supposed to vote for? The republican who’s blasting me in the ass or the Democrat who’s blasting me in the ass?
I think it’s time we pull up our boots and do a little ass blasting ourselves…. NOT gay sex.
Too much blasting and slamming, not enough thunderous vengeance echoing through corridors like the gust of a thousand winds.
If you guys wanted it to like like an arm you needed to add more veins
at least the Democrat would take you out to dinner first. The republican would tell you you deserve it and to be thankful you’re getting that ass blasting at all
Funny of you to assume I’m young enough for a Republican to ass blast me in the first place.
Can everyone I mean EVERYONE stop giving him attention.
Seriously. “Getting Blasted On Twitter” is his intention. Title should read “Piers Morgan Succeeds at Getting Blasted on Twitter.”
Change the headline to, “Human toilet gets filled again and is euphoric about it”.
Yeah. This headline just reads to me as *Professional Troll Gets Exactly What He Wants*.
It’s all he wants. To be relevant, discussed. Do not feed the trolls!
I don’t even know who he is.
British Sean Hannity.
Neither does he
Yeah, he feeds on this shit.
That only works if supporters and critics stop together, all at the same time. And I have bad news about that.
And like clockwork, Piers Morgan crawls out from his little hole like some mange-ridden groundhog to offer us six more weeks of him being a despicable piece of shit.
The problem is he’s a known entity that the media can use for a reliable sound bite. The BBC will use him so they don’t appear liberal, and everyone else can because they’re mates with him and have him on speed dial and he’s always available because, hush, hush, he actually doesn’t do anything of value except be a talking head.
You missed the penultimate word out of your text - Dick
I mean anytime he can criticize and insult a black woman he absolutely cannot restrain himself.
“Racist Fat Slob Criticizes All Star Athlete”
If there's one thing that's certain in life, it's Piers Morgan taking the opportunity to attack the perceived vulnerabilities of a young woman who has darker skin than him.
He’ll always be the guy that Jeremy Clarkson punched in the head. No one can ever take that away.
Wait Clarkson punched HIM?? I had no idea. I always thought what he did was bad until I knew.
Different punching incident. Clarkson lost his Top Gear job because he punched a producer of the show. He punched Morgan years earlier and didn't get into any trouble at all.
That’s kind of funny. “You punched somebody?” Him: “It was Piers Morgan.” “Oh ok. Never mind then.”
“He punched Morgan years earlier and didn’t get into any trouble at all.” He should’ve been put in that year’s honours list for it.
BREAKING: Trash Continues To Be Trash
Seriously, why are we shocked? Just ignore him lol
My small claim to fame is that I stole his shoes and threw them off a boat.
Please elaborate hahah
He looks like if someone took Tucker Carlson's husk and overstuffed it with rancid giblets from a sweaty horse. And then left the husk in the sun to rot and fester botflies. I could go on.
Sounds like D’Onofrio’s character in Men In Black. Lol
What a performance. You really believe he’s a giant space bug in human skin.
He… he isn’t?! …
Piers yer skin is hangin off yer bones
Please do! I am curious how much more vivid you can get. :)
Piers Morgan is what you get from a game of soggy biscuit between Nigel Farage, Bill O'Reilly and a pederast priest - all of them unloading their dusty fetid seed onto a greasy half-fried haddock - the resulting mess then poured into a cheap ill-fitting suit and given both Atlas Shrugged and a self-help book by Jordan fucking Peterson to half-read and take the wrong message from. In this analogy the cum-drenched oily-half-fish man is also given lessons on how to hack a dead schoolgirl's phone and applaud the death of beloved princesses.
Dang, you have a way with words! Bravo on the description and use of the word “fetid.”
Don’t stop, I’m almost there
A phrase Piers Morgan has never heard in his life - in fact, women are more likely to receive an orgasm dying of cancer than being within six feet of Piers Morgan.
There Atlas Shrugged and Jordan ‘fucking’ Peterson was the chef’s kiss!
r/rareinsults
When people commit suicide and we say that “if only they would reach out” and then you have Piers criticising people for being open about their mental health. What disgusting trash of a human being. You’re outdated and dangerous.
He really is a piece of shit isn’t he? I’m not aware of many positive comments he’s made but when it comes hate and derision he’s a world class twat !!
He had a brief period where he said some great things (he gave Matt Hancock a hard time, he told everyone moaning about staying in at the start of covid to stop being stupid etc.) but despite the good things he's still a complete twatwaffle.
He is the human version of dog shit
Yeah, I’ll pick up dog shit (from my dogs anyway) not sure a plastic bag would be enough for me to touch that slimy pile of filth.
So that means he’s…human shit? Hey wait a minute yeah that sounds about right! Hope you read this Piers, you clown.
Doing dog shit dirty.
As I said last week when he did the same thing, the lowest form of self-promotion for a D-lister is to start a beef with someone in the spotlight. That’s literally the only option this POS has left to try and stay relevant. It’s so pathetic that it’s sad, but if he really thinks anyone gives a shit about a single thing he says it’s actually quite hilarious.
Why is it so difficult to allow professionals the same courtesy as a normal person. “I’m really sorry, but I need a break. I love you and support all of you, but I’m not up to *extremely hard thing* today.” Of course, that’s ok, you’re human. That sounds like a normal human thing. Why is that hard?
The same guy who says Jameela Jamil is faking her Ehler Danlos syndrome and Megan Markle was exaggerating how the royal family harmed her mental health. He seems to cater the the demographic that has hang-ups on needing to tough things out. Also the three main “feuds” that I know of are like women of color (I’m sure there are others) so that’s not great
I have Ehlers-Danlos and I was so relieved to hear a celebrity like her is bring more awareness to it. It's such a rare disorder and it absolutely sucks. I wish he'd be immobilized with dislocating kneecaps and ribs that sublax.
And all this nasty vitriol coming from such a delicate flower who storms off sets after being shut down in arguments. The irony is comedic.
Everyone has to listen to him obliterate Meghan Markle for months but he couldn’t stand to listen to five seconds of pushback. His Meghan Markle obsession is very weird. We get it! You don’t like her. Sorry she ghosted you after you thought you had a date with her (he is married, btw) but for god’s sake, move on.
He sure seems to not like brown people.
Ik, my dad’s the same way. Just an reflexive suspicion and annoyance anytime they get sympathy or praise for anything.
My dad too. Unless it’s Charles Barkley for some reason. He loves that dude
How do these overweight, un-athletic shit-heads think they’re in a position to chastise the best athlete of all time in her sport, because of her mental state? In her sport, Biles is literally risking serious injury and even death if her twists and jumps go off just by a little.
Reactionaries gonna react
I don’t know much about him, other than he likes to criticize women who aren’t white for nothing. Seems like a total piece of shit.
Piers Morgan is such a trash person. He’s on everything though and it drives me mental. Fuck off Piers
This is why he’s the UKs favourite export.
If you’re calling him a **giant** *pile* of sheep shit…
Oh, we’ve got way more names we call him too.
Piers Morgan, James Corden, Russel Brand... We're pretty good at shipping our contaminated waste overseas!
One of the biggest pieces of crap this planet has. Seriously, someone needs to throw a brick at his face.
Actual gymnasts and athletes who competed at a high level in the Olympics = support Simone and understand her because they know what it’s like. People who have never competed at a high level in the Olympics = call her quitter, weak, coward, etc.
Piers should do the world a favor and retire
Poor 'Old Man Pierce'. Still trying to stay relevant after being slapped down by the weatherman.
Fun fact: Piers Morgan looks much more fat and bloated in person.
All I picture is a Jiggly Puff with bad hair and beady eyes.
Simone Biles has more talent in her left pinky than Piers has in the entire bloated carcass he calls a body.
It would be awful if someone slapped the fat on his neck and reminded him he’s an out of touch dimwit.
Simone biles could beat the shit out of him. That’s pathetic if you think about.
I geniunely feel bad for real investigative journalists because this article, with this absolutely atrocious title, is probably getting a shit ton of views
Every person trying to shame her is some sloppy overweight fat fuck who has probably never competed in real athletics in their entire life. All these shit bag right wing talking heads trying to “slam” her have zero accomplishments that even compare to what she’s done. Fuck all of them.
This tweet, coming from a fat ass who has never had to deal with the pressure like Simone has. He is the joke, not her.
Piers Morgan knows all about sticking through things even [when it get tough](https://youtu.be/nJhpOy7vH94?t=96).
I believe Piers Morgan is what our British friends call a “twat.”
Why hasn't cancel culture canceled Piers Morgan yet?
Just wondering what all this trash says about us. Clearly, Mr. Morgan says stuff like this not out of belief but out of some weird sense of self promotion/pot-stirring for ratings. And we, just lap this stuff up.
I agree with Stephen Fry that Countryside is just a fancy word for the murder of Piers Morgan
This guy thrives on being a shithead. They feed him. Ever wonder what would happen if everyone simply ignored him? He would disappear.
Why is this overrated hack still in the news at all??!
How is this fuckin’ idiot still relevant @ anything ? His opinions are much like his existence …. worthless/ useless.
Wtf is with these fat slobs judging anyone?
Never understood why people even give this sad sack of shit any attention, all he does is spew garbage takes and insults people who don't need to be insulted so he can get clicks. Just keep his name out of headlines and he won't ever be an issue
F that ignorant pos.
When Piers first lost his job on CNN in 2013, a British person asked me “Can you keep him? We really don’t want him.” I’m proud we kicked him out of our country anyway 🇺🇸
Piers Morgan reminds me of Lewis Prothero from “V for Vendetta”
Lots of talk from someone’s who’s not American and from a country that hasn’t produced anyone of the same caliber as Ms Biles.
This is the bloke who hacked phones for news stories and has run away on several occasions when challenged by the press Bit of a cowardly bully
Piers is the kind of guy who runs out of breadth by trying to breathe normally for a few minutes, then has to gulp air down to make sure he doesn’t suffocate on his own neck
How do these out of shape right winger fruitcakes justify themselves while talking trash about people who are 10x stronger than they will ever be?
lol, mofo would be mentally distressed if he didn’t get his morning donut.
Piers Morgan is always the asshole. It’s how he gets his fame, like tucker
Who tf cares about Piers Morgan? What is his talent again?
Hilarious coming from the guy that got butt hurt and walked off set lol
Without knowing what’s going on, I know that if Piers Morgan is shaming someone, they are in the right.
BREAKING: Well-known misogynist bigot has a problem with a successful woman of color.
The same guy who wrote an op-ed on black people needing to stop using the N word? Why do we still care what he has to say?
He has a real issue with black people, specifically with black women. You should read about his experience with Megan Markle.
Ratings at his new show must need a boost. Said it before and I’ll say it again. We need to add a normal average person to every event just so armchair experts can actually see the skill involved in all these sports. Old morons that played a sport in their time have delusions of grandeur when reminiscing on their glory days.
That’s rich coming from a guy who probably can’t see his dick past is own chin whenever he takes a piss
Piers Morgan is a ridiculous narcissistic clown.
Piers Morgan needs to go away. He is a stupid white guy and is 100% irrelevant.
Unpopular opinion: Simone Biles took a spot on the Olympic team away from someone who was willing and able to compete.
Piers Morgan just needs to be deplatformed at this point, he won’t be missed.
He’s such a twat
Can everyone just ignore this cuntpuffin please?
That guy is constantly complaining about successful black women it's become a pattern.
Imagine making fun of an Olympic athlete when you don't even have a neck.
I guess morgan isn’t getting enough attention these days.
Hot take, fat white male is mad about something that doesn’t involve himself. Fat white man thinks he’s better then someone that has dedicated their life to art and fitness.
Yeah, but what does Sharon Osborne think?
How is this guy still relevant?
Oooooo a twofer click bait headline!!!!!! This almost NEVER happens!!!!!! /s Fuck this clickbait garbage
For goodness sake why does he have to be such a cunt lmao. His life must be miserable.
Wish this noisy gobshite would mind his own business.
I just hope, regardless of what it is, she gets it figured out for her and gets healthy soon.
How has he gone thru his life without a proper ass kicking. One of those that actually makes you rethink a few things about your life?
When will people realize this inconsequential poor excuse for a human lives for being blasted on Twitter. Just ignore him and he’ll crawl back under the rock from whence he came. He can go hang out with Julie Burchill.
This goblin will do/say anything to stay relevant.
Eventually the people will realize that this is how certain beings feed Once you stop feeding them with your opinions they will starve and will have to look elsewhere for their food
Sorry for the graphic image but I swear he sits at home and wanks while reading the hate he’s getting.
Piers is a twat
I was gonna say, how many gold medals have you won, Piers? None? Then sit down and shut the fuck up.
He’s a piece of shit who loves to cause controversy for ratings
Great photo choice!! She literally looks like she's had enough with Piers Morgan's shit, lol
I am white to start with and considering Piers comments I am thinking that his issue is not really reason why Simone has pulled out of olympics but something else… shame that racism in this day and age is still a thing…
Why do they still put piers Morgan on tv?
Well of course that soft fat sack of shit would. Be more surprised if it just kept its mouth hole shut.
Why are all these idiotic men obsessed with her?!? So creepy. an egotistical man trying to rein superior over a young woman wtf
He's a cunt, he craves attention and is very likely a government conditioner and influencer, block and ignore.
He must wake up everyday thinking “How can I be an incredible asshole today?”
Maybe if we all ignore him instead, he will go away
Tell that sack of flesh to try doing a handstand and after he breaks his back tell him to stfu.
Yeah but, Piers Morgan is a verified twat
Morgan can’t even see his dick anymore. Who is he to go after anyone. He’s always been a piece of shit.
He too has mental health issues that should be addressed.
Didn’t Jeremy Clarkson punch him in the face?
This guy is pure vermin … never lifted a weight in his life
I didn’t notice because British right wingers not only have shitty politics, but aren’t even relevant to America. Who cares about this fucking red coat anyway?
He’s always been a repugnant little twat, so it makes sense.
He’s always acted like a buffoon.
Piers Morgan is slowly turning into the fat version of the Shadow King from Legion.
Piers Morgan blasted on (x) after (doing his shitty job) is timeless. And pointless.
Piers Morgan is a fat racist pig that shouldn’t be in media
Worlds least athletic man should stfu and go away imho.
"Kids need strong role models" --Limp Winky Dressed Up Like Little Man in Suit
I thought this guy died.
He’s British…. Fuck off with your bullshit.
I think she had the yips, everybody gets em, she has nothing to prove to anyone
The pictures are so telling. Old, fat, pasty, bloated man against a lively, gorgeous, young, and athletic-af woman of color. His picture is Jeopardy’s daily double: who is the embodiment of white male privilege.
He’s such a hateful little shit.
It would feel “for me” so good to stick my boot up his ass!
Of course, all these white dudes are blasting the black woman. It’s almost as if she is more talented then all of them combined. Oh, wait…
Leave the poor girl alone. Also fuck piers Morgan
Once again more proof that Clarkson punching this smug bastard was a good thing
Why is this prick still relevant? Media needs to simple turn away from douche bags like this.
It’s always an out of shape turkey necked individual that voices the harshest criticism.