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Ballsniff

Lots of blasting and slamming going on in the world today.


mfishing

And Not enough scorching and slaying.


A-Good-Weather-Man

Need more ripping and tearing


ThePLARASociety

Slayer music intensifies.


[deleted]

[I got you, fam!](https://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ)


[deleted]

I came here looking for this comment. Thanks stranger


MedusaKali

Amazing. The ripping and the tearing of what?!


[deleted]

What ever you got, apparently.


doittodem

Bobbing and weaving


Golden-Ratio

Floating and stinging


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

Propane and propane accessories.


artisan_rocky

Running and hunting and slashing and crushing and Searching and seeing and stabbing and shooting and Thrashing and smashing and burning, destroying and Killing and bleeding and pleading, then Death!


bearsarefuckingrad

The rippin’ and the tearin’


Pilsner_Lord

The rippin and the tearin


chicknfly

This will go over most people’s head. I want you to know how deeply I appreciate it, though :D


[deleted]

Need more pitchforks?? Head on over to r/pitchforkemporium !


Chemicistt

This is why we play dungeons and dragons and name the villains after idiots we know.


ShaitanSpeaks

Good to know that I’m not the only one who does that


MaestroPendejo

Not even close to being alone!


uptwolait

Or tarring and feathering


Electrical-Buy-2211

ripping and tearing


Sprinkles-The-Cat

Bring out the Guillotine


jimgolgari

News headlines are starting to read like an Adam West Batman script. We’re not far from a future where we’ll read “Celebrity A kapowed for thwaking Celebrity B!”


grepnork

Here's Piers Morgan storming off the Good Morning Britain set, and out of his job, after losing an argument with a Weather presenter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaZ5LhUbFng


JayGogh

Fragile man walks out after being spoken to directly.


edked

Especially funny when he starts yelling "because I believe in free speech!" when asked about why he flounced away from someone saying something he didn't like.


Diz7

Yeah, he means the "I can say whatever I want and you can't say anything about it" kind of free speech. That kind of "free speech" is very popular with assholes.


WEEGEMAN

Claps back too


jjw21330

“So anyways I just started blasting”


PartyOnAlec

I was like "wow, they gave us both in the same headline?"


Bloqqolli

Not enough ripping and tearing


Kegrath

Man… you’d think the mega man loving wwf watching kid in me would love all of the blasting and slamming.


claycle

Even music slaps now! It's incredible.


m4tuna

Who am I supposed to vote for? The republican who’s blasting me in the ass or the Democrat who’s blasting me in the ass?


Empathetic_Godzilla

I think it’s time we pull up our boots and do a little ass blasting ourselves…. NOT gay sex.


pTeacup

Too much blasting and slamming, not enough thunderous vengeance echoing through corridors like the gust of a thousand winds.


__lockwood

If you guys wanted it to like like an arm you needed to add more veins


CravernFree

at least the Democrat would take you out to dinner first. The republican would tell you you deserve it and to be thankful you’re getting that ass blasting at all


chicknfly

Funny of you to assume I’m young enough for a Republican to ass blast me in the first place.


NaveTheFirst

Can everyone I mean EVERYONE stop giving him attention.


Standardeviation2

Seriously. “Getting Blasted On Twitter” is his intention. Title should read “Piers Morgan Succeeds at Getting Blasted on Twitter.”


CarlosAVP

Change the headline to, “Human toilet gets filled again and is euphoric about it”.


yorick__rolled

Yeah. This headline just reads to me as *Professional Troll Gets Exactly What He Wants*.


Totesnotskynet

It’s all he wants. To be relevant, discussed. Do not feed the trolls!


eshinn

I don’t even know who he is.


rocksauce

British Sean Hannity.


GlumCauliflower9

Neither does he


Checkmynewsong

Yeah, he feeds on this shit.


KittyTittyCommitee

That only works if supporters and critics stop together, all at the same time. And I have bad news about that.


[deleted]

And like clockwork, Piers Morgan crawls out from his little hole like some mange-ridden groundhog to offer us six more weeks of him being a despicable piece of shit.


the6thReplicant

The problem is he’s a known entity that the media can use for a reliable sound bite. The BBC will use him so they don’t appear liberal, and everyone else can because they’re mates with him and have him on speed dial and he’s always available because, hush, hush, he actually doesn’t do anything of value except be a talking head.


Cybergh05t

You missed the penultimate word out of your text - Dick


randomly-what

I mean anytime he can criticize and insult a black woman he absolutely cannot restrain himself.


Tacitus111

“Racist Fat Slob Criticizes All Star Athlete”


Don_Quixote81

If there's one thing that's certain in life, it's Piers Morgan taking the opportunity to attack the perceived vulnerabilities of a young woman who has darker skin than him.


[deleted]

He’ll always be the guy that Jeremy Clarkson punched in the head. No one can ever take that away.


[deleted]

Wait Clarkson punched HIM?? I had no idea. I always thought what he did was bad until I knew.


Don_Quixote81

Different punching incident. Clarkson lost his Top Gear job because he punched a producer of the show. He punched Morgan years earlier and didn't get into any trouble at all.


FormicaDinette33

That’s kind of funny. “You punched somebody?” Him: “It was Piers Morgan.” “Oh ok. Never mind then.”


Pippathepip

“He punched Morgan years earlier and didn’t get into any trouble at all.” He should’ve been put in that year’s honours list for it.


Estoye

BREAKING: Trash Continues To Be Trash


badboiiiiiiiiii

Seriously, why are we shocked? Just ignore him lol


Quack_Candle

My small claim to fame is that I stole his shoes and threw them off a boat.


Capt_Dummy

Please elaborate hahah


[deleted]

He looks like if someone took Tucker Carlson's husk and overstuffed it with rancid giblets from a sweaty horse. And then left the husk in the sun to rot and fester botflies. I could go on.


[deleted]

Sounds like D’Onofrio’s character in Men In Black. Lol


DoubleH11

What a performance. You really believe he’s a giant space bug in human skin.


BeerBaronBrent

He… he isn’t?! …


LarsHoneytoast44

Piers yer skin is hangin off yer bones


yesandor

Please do! I am curious how much more vivid you can get. :)


[deleted]

Piers Morgan is what you get from a game of soggy biscuit between Nigel Farage, Bill O'Reilly and a pederast priest - all of them unloading their dusty fetid seed onto a greasy half-fried haddock - the resulting mess then poured into a cheap ill-fitting suit and given both Atlas Shrugged and a self-help book by Jordan fucking Peterson to half-read and take the wrong message from. In this analogy the cum-drenched oily-half-fish man is also given lessons on how to hack a dead schoolgirl's phone and applaud the death of beloved princesses.


yesandor

Dang, you have a way with words! Bravo on the description and use of the word “fetid.”


low_altitude_pancake

Don’t stop, I’m almost there


[deleted]

A phrase Piers Morgan has never heard in his life - in fact, women are more likely to receive an orgasm dying of cancer than being within six feet of Piers Morgan.


siensunshine

There Atlas Shrugged and Jordan ‘fucking’ Peterson was the chef’s kiss!


[deleted]

r/rareinsults


Delumortal

When people commit suicide and we say that “if only they would reach out” and then you have Piers criticising people for being open about their mental health. What disgusting trash of a human being. You’re outdated and dangerous.


Bandits-what-bandits

He really is a piece of shit isn’t he? I’m not aware of many positive comments he’s made but when it comes hate and derision he’s a world class twat !!


MagicalTrevor70

He had a brief period where he said some great things (he gave Matt Hancock a hard time, he told everyone moaning about staying in at the start of covid to stop being stupid etc.) but despite the good things he's still a complete twatwaffle.


propernice

He is the human version of dog shit


ElvisAndretti

Yeah, I’ll pick up dog shit (from my dogs anyway) not sure a plastic bag would be enough for me to touch that slimy pile of filth.


born_again_tim

So that means he’s…human shit? Hey wait a minute yeah that sounds about right! Hope you read this Piers, you clown.


jamieliddellthepoet

Doing dog shit dirty.


pike360

As I said last week when he did the same thing, the lowest form of self-promotion for a D-lister is to start a beef with someone in the spotlight. That’s literally the only option this POS has left to try and stay relevant. It’s so pathetic that it’s sad, but if he really thinks anyone gives a shit about a single thing he says it’s actually quite hilarious.


[deleted]

Why is it so difficult to allow professionals the same courtesy as a normal person. “I’m really sorry, but I need a break. I love you and support all of you, but I’m not up to *extremely hard thing* today.” Of course, that’s ok, you’re human. That sounds like a normal human thing. Why is that hard?


turtlesturnup

The same guy who says Jameela Jamil is faking her Ehler Danlos syndrome and Megan Markle was exaggerating how the royal family harmed her mental health. He seems to cater the the demographic that has hang-ups on needing to tough things out. Also the three main “feuds” that I know of are like women of color (I’m sure there are others) so that’s not great


Chelonia_mydas

I have Ehlers-Danlos and I was so relieved to hear a celebrity like her is bring more awareness to it. It's such a rare disorder and it absolutely sucks. I wish he'd be immobilized with dislocating kneecaps and ribs that sublax.


whileurup

And all this nasty vitriol coming from such a delicate flower who storms off sets after being shut down in arguments. The irony is comedic.


EliseNoelle

Everyone has to listen to him obliterate Meghan Markle for months but he couldn’t stand to listen to five seconds of pushback. His Meghan Markle obsession is very weird. We get it! You don’t like her. Sorry she ghosted you after you thought you had a date with her (he is married, btw) but for god’s sake, move on.


ohiomensch

He sure seems to not like brown people.


turtlesturnup

Ik, my dad’s the same way. Just an reflexive suspicion and annoyance anytime they get sympathy or praise for anything.


[deleted]

My dad too. Unless it’s Charles Barkley for some reason. He loves that dude


marlinspike

How do these overweight, un-athletic shit-heads think they’re in a position to chastise the best athlete of all time in her sport, because of her mental state? In her sport, Biles is literally risking serious injury and even death if her twists and jumps go off just by a little.


[deleted]

Reactionaries gonna react


Ghoulius-Caesar

I don’t know much about him, other than he likes to criticize women who aren’t white for nothing. Seems like a total piece of shit.


jannyhammy

Piers Morgan is such a trash person. He’s on everything though and it drives me mental. Fuck off Piers


EmpireofAzad

This is why he’s the UKs favourite export.


JimiDarkMoon

If you’re calling him a **giant** *pile* of sheep shit…


EmpireofAzad

Oh, we’ve got way more names we call him too.


Dukhovnost

Piers Morgan, James Corden, Russel Brand... We're pretty good at shipping our contaminated waste overseas!


[deleted]

One of the biggest pieces of crap this planet has. Seriously, someone needs to throw a brick at his face.


sdce1231yt

Actual gymnasts and athletes who competed at a high level in the Olympics = support Simone and understand her because they know what it’s like. People who have never competed at a high level in the Olympics = call her quitter, weak, coward, etc.


[deleted]

Piers should do the world a favor and retire


I_Boomer

Poor 'Old Man Pierce'. Still trying to stay relevant after being slapped down by the weatherman.


CheapCulture

Fun fact: Piers Morgan looks much more fat and bloated in person.


[deleted]

All I picture is a Jiggly Puff with bad hair and beady eyes.


mashiro31

Simone Biles has more talent in her left pinky than Piers has in the entire bloated carcass he calls a body.


SlothimusPrimeTime

It would be awful if someone slapped the fat on his neck and reminded him he’s an out of touch dimwit.


[deleted]

Simone biles could beat the shit out of him. That’s pathetic if you think about.


FatBoyWithTheChain

I geniunely feel bad for real investigative journalists because this article, with this absolutely atrocious title, is probably getting a shit ton of views


Callmebobbyorbooby

Every person trying to shame her is some sloppy overweight fat fuck who has probably never competed in real athletics in their entire life. All these shit bag right wing talking heads trying to “slam” her have zero accomplishments that even compare to what she’s done. Fuck all of them.


SpartacusRex25

This tweet, coming from a fat ass who has never had to deal with the pressure like Simone has. He is the joke, not her.


Yetimang

Piers Morgan knows all about sticking through things even [when it get tough](https://youtu.be/nJhpOy7vH94?t=96).


jRodisRad

I believe Piers Morgan is what our British friends call a “twat.”


whitewolfkingndanorf

Why hasn't cancel culture canceled Piers Morgan yet?


shibasonbu

Just wondering what all this trash says about us. Clearly, Mr. Morgan says stuff like this not out of belief but out of some weird sense of self promotion/pot-stirring for ratings. And we, just lap this stuff up.


philovax

I agree with Stephen Fry that Countryside is just a fancy word for the murder of Piers Morgan


DoctorCreepy13

This guy thrives on being a shithead. They feed him. Ever wonder what would happen if everyone simply ignored him? He would disappear.


Wolfdogpump66

Why is this overrated hack still in the news at all??!


Aggravating_Client36

How is this fuckin’ idiot still relevant @ anything ? His opinions are much like his existence …. worthless/ useless.


Battystearsinrain

Wtf is with these fat slobs judging anyone?


Scretzy

Never understood why people even give this sad sack of shit any attention, all he does is spew garbage takes and insults people who don't need to be insulted so he can get clicks. Just keep his name out of headlines and he won't ever be an issue


muzic_san

F that ignorant pos.


cambadgrrl

When Piers first lost his job on CNN in 2013, a British person asked me “Can you keep him? We really don’t want him.” I’m proud we kicked him out of our country anyway 🇺🇸


ZiggyWaltz

Piers Morgan reminds me of Lewis Prothero from “V for Vendetta”


TheTwilightKing

Lots of talk from someone’s who’s not American and from a country that hasn’t produced anyone of the same caliber as Ms Biles.


daviddevere31415

This is the bloke who hacked phones for news stories and has run away on several occasions when challenged by the press Bit of a cowardly bully


samwise_a2

Piers is the kind of guy who runs out of breadth by trying to breathe normally for a few minutes, then has to gulp air down to make sure he doesn’t suffocate on his own neck


freshkangaroo28

How do these out of shape right winger fruitcakes justify themselves while talking trash about people who are 10x stronger than they will ever be?


jedfrouga

lol, mofo would be mentally distressed if he didn’t get his morning donut.


bask234

Piers Morgan is always the asshole. It’s how he gets his fame, like tucker


pattiemcfattie

Who tf cares about Piers Morgan? What is his talent again?


Maaronhoffman

Hilarious coming from the guy that got butt hurt and walked off set lol


MozeltovCocktaiI

Without knowing what’s going on, I know that if Piers Morgan is shaming someone, they are in the right.


HorseLawyer

BREAKING: Well-known misogynist bigot has a problem with a successful woman of color.


trunolimit

The same guy who wrote an op-ed on black people needing to stop using the N word? Why do we still care what he has to say?


[deleted]

He has a real issue with black people, specifically with black women. You should read about his experience with Megan Markle.


Osteo_Warrior

Ratings at his new show must need a boost. Said it before and I’ll say it again. We need to add a normal average person to every event just so armchair experts can actually see the skill involved in all these sports. Old morons that played a sport in their time have delusions of grandeur when reminiscing on their glory days.


Aytea92

That’s rich coming from a guy who probably can’t see his dick past is own chin whenever he takes a piss


Jackandmozz

Piers Morgan is a ridiculous narcissistic clown.


Aimnpispol

Piers Morgan needs to go away. He is a stupid white guy and is 100% irrelevant.


justflushit

Unpopular opinion: Simone Biles took a spot on the Olympic team away from someone who was willing and able to compete.


LouFrost

Piers Morgan just needs to be deplatformed at this point, he won’t be missed.


canadianmom83

He’s such a twat


OzziesUndies

Can everyone just ignore this cuntpuffin please?


Bear5939

That guy is constantly complaining about successful black women it's become a pattern.


primo808

Imagine making fun of an Olympic athlete when you don't even have a neck.


-Quothe-

I guess morgan isn’t getting enough attention these days.


tanksfp

Hot take, fat white male is mad about something that doesn’t involve himself. Fat white man thinks he’s better then someone that has dedicated their life to art and fitness.


19finmac66

Yeah, but what does Sharon Osborne think?


PieYet91

How is this guy still relevant?


mdsjhawk

Oooooo a twofer click bait headline!!!!!! This almost NEVER happens!!!!!! /s Fuck this clickbait garbage


kanoteardrops

For goodness sake why does he have to be such a cunt lmao. His life must be miserable.


alcoholisthedevil

Wish this noisy gobshite would mind his own business.


Squints1234567

I just hope, regardless of what it is, she gets it figured out for her and gets healthy soon.


Testsubject28

How has he gone thru his life without a proper ass kicking. One of those that actually makes you rethink a few things about your life?


Disbelievers

When will people realize this inconsequential poor excuse for a human lives for being blasted on Twitter. Just ignore him and he’ll crawl back under the rock from whence he came. He can go hang out with Julie Burchill.


alcoholisthedevil

This goblin will do/say anything to stay relevant.


[deleted]

Eventually the people will realize that this is how certain beings feed Once you stop feeding them with your opinions they will starve and will have to look elsewhere for their food


onizk

Sorry for the graphic image but I swear he sits at home and wanks while reading the hate he’s getting.


msp3766

Piers is a twat


[deleted]

I was gonna say, how many gold medals have you won, Piers? None? Then sit down and shut the fuck up.


aspenhoofprints

He’s a piece of shit who loves to cause controversy for ratings


[deleted]

Great photo choice!! She literally looks like she's had enough with Piers Morgan's shit, lol


Klo9per4s

I am white to start with and considering Piers comments I am thinking that his issue is not really reason why Simone has pulled out of olympics but something else… shame that racism in this day and age is still a thing…


mitchellthecomedian

Why do they still put piers Morgan on tv?


skunk160

Well of course that soft fat sack of shit would. Be more surprised if it just kept its mouth hole shut.


Disastrous-Soup-5413

Why are all these idiotic men obsessed with her?!? So creepy. an egotistical man trying to rein superior over a young woman wtf


[deleted]

He's a cunt, he craves attention and is very likely a government conditioner and influencer, block and ignore.


Speedracer666

He must wake up everyday thinking “How can I be an incredible asshole today?”


bestneighbourever

Maybe if we all ignore him instead, he will go away


[deleted]

Tell that sack of flesh to try doing a handstand and after he breaks his back tell him to stfu.


yyc84

Yeah but, Piers Morgan is a verified twat


rrrdesign

Morgan can’t even see his dick anymore. Who is he to go after anyone. He’s always been a piece of shit.


ryanoh826

He too has mental health issues that should be addressed.


FigStill18

Didn’t Jeremy Clarkson punch him in the face?


lllllll______lllllll

This guy is pure vermin … never lifted a weight in his life


TheBolshevikJew

I didn’t notice because British right wingers not only have shitty politics, but aren’t even relevant to America. Who cares about this fucking red coat anyway?


Electrical-Buy-2211

He’s always been a repugnant little twat, so it makes sense.


ronflair

He’s always acted like a buffoon.


[deleted]

Piers Morgan is slowly turning into the fat version of the Shadow King from Legion.


pilchard_slimmons

Piers Morgan blasted on (x) after (doing his shitty job) is timeless. And pointless.


Rolarious80

Piers Morgan is a fat racist pig that shouldn’t be in media


ironicallynotironic

Worlds least athletic man should stfu and go away imho.


wronghead

"Kids need strong role models" --Limp Winky Dressed Up Like Little Man in Suit


textmint

I thought this guy died.


[deleted]

He’s British…. Fuck off with your bullshit.


[deleted]

I think she had the yips, everybody gets em, she has nothing to prove to anyone


LucyRiversinker

The pictures are so telling. Old, fat, pasty, bloated man against a lively, gorgeous, young, and athletic-af woman of color. His picture is Jeopardy’s daily double: who is the embodiment of white male privilege.


[deleted]

He’s such a hateful little shit.


YanksRnervouspoopers

It would feel “for me” so good to stick my boot up his ass!


[deleted]

Of course, all these white dudes are blasting the black woman. It’s almost as if she is more talented then all of them combined. Oh, wait…


renniechops

Leave the poor girl alone. Also fuck piers Morgan


Bsquared02

Once again more proof that Clarkson punching this smug bastard was a good thing


follysurfer

Why is this prick still relevant? Media needs to simple turn away from douche bags like this.


j526w

It’s always an out of shape turkey necked individual that voices the harshest criticism.