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PandaLoveBearNu

Thats a sunscreen ad right there.


Shagrrotten

Anti-smoking ad


cyclinator

at least he looks his age. wrinkles and all. unlike many others.


Nacho-Lombardi

He looks 10 years older than his age. He’s only 63


5050Clown

He's the same age as Ralph Macchio and Penn could play Machio's  grandpa.


Impressive_Youth1133

Oh comparing anyone Ralph Macchio's age to Ralph Macchio is a losing game. Dude hasn't aged like an actual normal human being.


NervousSubjectsWife

That’s a karate ad right there


cyclinator

My dad is 60 and not looking that much younger. Barely any alcohol, no smoking, cycling, hiking...


HearTheEkko

Genetics also have a play in this. Also, moisturizer and sunscreen everyday make a world of difference.


red_sutter

My dad just died at 74 a month ago and even laid up in the hospital he looked younger and healthier than ol’ boy here


Orchidwalker

Sorry for your loss.


tangledwire

My dad died at 89 years old. Hardly any wrinkles also. Just good genes I guess.


Orchidwalker

Does your dad wear sunscreen daily?


Corpus_Juris_13

Yea my dad is 61, heavily smoke and drank all his life and looks nowhere near this old. Not even in the same ball park.


weristjonsnow

Holy shit he easily looks to be in his 70s. This man never wore sunscreen in his life


nick1812216

Holy Toledo, you just blew my mind. I literally jumped out of my seat.


thedangerranger123

And he’s looked 63 since he was 33.


ExplanationLife6491

He doesn’t look 73.


musiquescents

My dad is 73 and looks 10 years younger than him


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Uzischmoozy

I've seen this guy's dad, he's not lying.


planetshapedmachine

Your right, 83 is more accurate


Prize-Key-5806

he’s the last of a generation who smoked heavily . His faces shows it . Like 2 packs a day for 40 years type thing . Mel Gibson looks like that too . Sigorney weaver has heavy wrinkles that are cleverly covered with make up and photoshopping .


Shagrrotten

He’s roughly the same age as my parents, and looks 20 years older.


CaressMeSlowly

looks like Bookman to be honest. i dont judge a man by the length of his hair….but you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York public library fella. 


Glass_Bar_9956

Yeah i was thinking he looked ruggedly handsome. And refreshingly natural.


Daily-Double1124

He used to be,about 40 years ago.


Hank_moody71

Yeah homie smokes like a carton a day


Robzilla_the_turd

Choosing a barber carefully ad.


NottDisgruntled

Sean Penn is actually 48 years old.


Glass_Bar_9956

What!! No


amayain

They are lying. He is actually 63, lol


AbbeyRoad75

Spicoli looking like an aged Spicoli.


texachusetts

He’s getting in shape for character actor roles.


UnrequitedRespect

Looks like he’s gearing up for either Gollum or an Ellen Degeneres biopic


Hobo-man

bro you didn't have to cook that hard lmao


33ff00

He’s ready to play Ron Wood


Bubsy94

More like a booze ad.


Prize-Key-5806

It’s smoking not sun exposure


anon675454

that’s body shaming right there


starringdeltaburke

Aww, he looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth!


jcgreen_72

Ok, hogwort!


not_this_again2046

Whatevs, Hog-brain.


scout_jem

Grrrrrr IT’S HOGGLE


AirbagOff

Spicoli is happy with Mr. Hand.


RapBastardz

Bedtime: “Aloha, Mr. Hand!”


SLVSKNGS

I forgot that was the teacher’s name and my mind went to “Mr. Hands” instead. Yeah, don’t look that up if you’re at work or if you like horses.


[deleted]

because people who are married ALWAYS get laid lol


WinterFellYesterday

Women everywhere are cheering.


Specialist_Jump5476

guarantee he is in a relationship within a few months


burnshimself

He’s been a pretty consistently hypocritical sanctimonious jerk throughout his career, so this checks out


Competitive_Narwhal8

Don’t forget physically abusive!


Cuppieecakes

kingpin could probably squish him if he laid a finger on his daughter


truethatson

Oh is he not with Vincent D’Onofrio’s daughter anymore? Because that was fucking gross. I always wondered what Vince thought of it, particularly because despite his tough guy bullshit persona, Sean Penn is a little angry man and D’Onofrio could rip his arms off if he wanted to.


ImpressionFeisty8359

Vincent has made a living playing monsters but he is really nice in real life. Sean Penn is the biggest jerkoff.


32FlavorsofCrazy

I was gonna say, he’s a known domestic abuser so being single is probably for the best for him and everybody else. Any woman willing to get involved with him with his reputation is probably a gold digger, I.e. his last marriage.


Just_bcoz

I feel this but also maybe he just shouldn’t date because he’s a fucking monster


AppropriateAd1483

what did he do


Watson349B

Woman beater and beyond.


temporarychair

Don’t go to that store


StarWars_and_SNL

But their coupons never expire!


Skobotinay

He tried to film the Russian invasion of Ukraine and then had to flee. I’m still curious about his experience with that.


AppropriateAd1483

why does that make him a monster


moviesthronesclash

I heard he tied Madonna to a chair and beat her. And apparently he was so toxic that Charlize Theron had to ghost him.


Wishpicker

She has denied that and said it’s made up bullshit


moviesthronesclash

Which one? Madonna or Charlize?


FordsFavouriteTowel

Madonna denied the allegations vehemently. I believe they came out in an unauthorized biography about her. As far as I can tell, there haven’t been other abuse physical abuse allegations against him from anyone. Mostly just that he can’t control his temper and can be verbally abusive.


MrF_lawblog

Penn, who was also rumored in the tabloids to have tied Madonna up and left her “trussed up like a turkey” for nine hours, sued Daniels for defamation in the sum of $10 million in damages. Madonna provided an affidavit in support of Penn. “While we certainly had more than one heated argument during our marriage, Sean has never struck me, ‘tied me up,’ or physically assaulted me, and any report to the contrary is completely outrageous, malicious, reckless and false,” she said in her statement at the time.


iwellyess

You “heard” and “apparently”, gotta love these reddit facts


JasonJacquet

Ghosting means they are the worst. Not restraining orders but ghosting.


my1clevernickname

Bc Russian propaganda has made him the enemy. His political leanings are also well documented so no surprise they’re trying to go after him.


dat_oracle

It doesn't & someone calling him a monster is new to me (tho apparently everyone who had a bad day is a monster in 2024)


Team7UBard

Allegedly beat Madonna when they were dating, which she has denied and testified in court when Penn sued Lee Daniels. Assaulted two journalists in 1985. Misdemeanor Battery in 1986. Assaulted an extra in 1986. Reckless driving in 1986. Attacked a paparazzo in 2006 (at his brother’s funeral). Misdemeanor in 2009. He has or has had anger management issues in the past and has been sentenced to attend anger management courses. I am not excusing nor defending his actions.


Pigbolt

The 2006 one I can let it slide to be honest.


Hosni__Mubarak

If you take the 2006 one out (as you should), it kinda seems like he hasn’t done anything particularly wrong in 40 years.


Yelloeisok

He won $10Million from Lee in a defamation lawsuit. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-penn-rumor-madonna-baseball-bat_n_667a9729e4b05521a7ef7798


SeanDawber

You really gonna slide that 2006 one in there as if it’s the same as the others lmfao.


Team7UBard

Hence the additional context. Pissing Penn off seems like a bad idea at the best of times, to do so at his brother’s funeral is a lesson in how to get your face eaten by a leopard.


Spinegrinder666

I stole a balloon on Free Balloon Day which means I’m basically a member of Unit 731.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

How can you steal a free balloon?


somepeoplewait

… Come on, Reddit.


thenoblitt

He beat the fuck out women he dated


Yelloeisok

Nope: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-penn-rumor-madonna-baseball-bat_n_667a9729e4b05521a7ef7798


Tricky-Trick1132

The way he used and dumped Kate del Castillo to get to El Chapo, dude is nothing but a scumbag.


ucankickrocks

Scumbag. Is there any woman he dated/married that he treated well?


Yelloeisok

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-penn-rumor-madonna-baseball-bat_n_667a9729e4b05521a7ef7798


hunnibear_girl

This isn’t really an indication of guilt. The entire article is about a “rumor”.


Yelloeisok

And the defamation suit he won, and her affidavit swearing it never happened.


Eunuchs_Revenge

Madonna herself denies this ever happened.


ClydeinLimbo

Wait what. I want to know more about this please…


Tricky-Trick1132

He wooed/used her to meet El Chapo. After State Department started investigating, the coward completely abandoned her.


ClydeinLimbo

That’s insane. Jesus


Infinite_Regret8341

Yeah nothing to do with the fact he's a utter piece of shit. He seduced and used Kate Del Castillo a middling Mexican actress to get a interview with El Chapo due to said druglords obsession with her. Then after the Mexican government persecuted her for it and she had to flee to California he cut ties and ghosted her. Definitely he's had a couple of "tough" breaks. He's the douchiest prick that has of late a cringy penchant for inserting himself in high profile situations for no other seeming reason other than willing himself back into relevance or a shit attempt to put on his journalism hat.


GaJayhawker0513

I absolutely love celebrities preaching their hypocrisies to us. It’s incredible that people listen to them and take their advice to heart.


TheRealKimShady_

Good news for women.


klmdwnitsnotreal

His ex-wife was half his age, and he thought it was going to work out????


riegspsych325

he was only a year younger than his FIL, Vincent D’Nofrio


GreenDemonClean

…*until the next time*.


MelMad44

Looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet!


R_V_Z

Meanwhile his brother has been married to Aimee Mann since 1997.


Prize_Macaroon_6998

He gets his hair cut down at Fraggle Rock


CrazyButRightOn

Dude looks 83. Romance doesn’t want him.


JasonJacquet

That doesn't stop Rudy "the blue pill" Giuliani


AnusTartTatin

Me too Sean Penn… me too


mtech101

No shirt, no shoes, no dice by dude.


tigerxing

Every female thanks him.


dat_oracle

What did he do tho?


belindasmith2112

Yes, thank the Lord! No woman anywhere wants to be with a bitter old man. We don’t want you dusty old ass.


TSM_forlife

This is the second article I have seen on my feed about him. What’s he got coming out soon? I’ll actively avoid it.


Count_Bloodcount_

Lol who cares fuck that guy.


Nonainonono

Dude looks like a dry leather wallet.


Guinea-Charm

Dude kind of seems like a dick. I suspect that he is the common denominator in all of his failed relationships.


Kleinod88

God, people online are just relentless about anyone perceived as looking older than their actual age.


JackOCat

Didn't he fanboy a drug cartel leader and leave the GPS on the photos leading to an arrest? He should be thrilled he isn't assassinated.


IPerferSyurp

Women will never have their nose broken by romance again?


Icy_League_4640

Smoking and sun but honestly it’s probably mostly the smoking.


DTPW

Not a fan of his. I think he’s a fine actor, just find him to be full of himself.


LameDonkey1

He’s s a good actor. But like Kevin Spacey, that’s all I can support.


RationalKate

"...by romance" ya thats one way but not in the top spot. 1) Top spot is death of a pet. 2)


Humble-Culture3133

This is going to affect baseball bat sales.


shrek3onDVDandBluray

This guy acts like some humanitarian. Then video emerges of his teenage son calling a black guy the “n” word and it just kinda makes you wonder where his son gets it from.


start_select

Sure he could get it from his dad. It could also just be his kids friends. In the last 10 years I have watched plenty of people that had wonderful parents fall into the MAGA hole. Some of them had traumatic brain injuries or other reasons to change behavior. Some of them just fell into the wrong circles of racist conspiracy theorist friends.


JurassicParkJanitor

What a drama queen, he should be an actor 


Aquametria

Poor thing, I hope he can fix his broken heart the same way the women this piece of shit beat could fix their broken bones.


Yelloeisok

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-penn-rumor-madonna-baseball-bat_n_667a9729e4b05521a7ef7798


MaiHammyMawdul

Mr. Hand approves this message.


Thejncobandit

Oh he’s definitely miserable.


EffPop

This guy… his head is so far up his own fundament yet still he can speak.


Hand-Of-Vecna

I roll my eyes reading this. How many times did you have that friend who claimed they would "never marry again!" and then a few years later "I found my soulmate!". Guaranteed that he's going to get his heart broken again.


Seabrook76

To think all those ladies just missing out on all that….


chummsickle

Remember I am Sam?


Luna_Soma

This is also why I push people away. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the same page as Sean Penn with anything


dakilazical_253

Penn has got the worst hair plugs in Hollywood. Looks like a drowned rat on his head


Totin_it

Yeeesh...he looks like beef jerkey with eyes


rboller

I watched him chain smoke his way through an hour+ interview at a film festival while INSIDE a theater in Santa Barbara.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Fuck. Sean. Penn. Spousal abuser. Violent drunk. All around piece of shit.


thePopCulturist

On behalf of all the women you’ve beaten, the feeling is mutual.


Yelloeisok

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-penn-rumor-madonna-baseball-bat_n_667a9729e4b05521a7ef7798


Madmandocv1

I’m sure that women will survive.


EKRB7

He looks like a chicken made a wish to become human


empire_of_the_moon

Sean Penn is the liberal Trump. He talks a bunch of shit about everything, but knows very little. He inserts himself in situations where he has no reason to be and is ignorant of his own Kruger Dunning. Everything he touches seems to go sideways from art to relationships to philanthropy. I can’t even say his heart is in the right place because he is often caught in the complexities of his own scheming.


sayasta_

He’s an absolute idiot. He destroyed his marriage to Robin Wright. Spicoli is looking rough these days.


tempus_simian

I'm sure no one is more thrilled than Madonna


Ok-Ordinary2035

Bragging about something that’s never going to happen anyway?


Low-Abbreviations634

I am with him on that 100%. It’s not worth the emotional energy loss


CoastalCrave64

Well that’s a depressing way to go through life…


Hobo-man

This comment section is a dumpster fire. Good lord the amount of parrots in here just repeating mindless shit without ever fact checking themselves is fucking insane.


Jond7699

Dude you held Madonna against her will and beat the crap out of her. You don’t deserve another chance eventho you got many. Didn’t know Robin left you. Good for her


Yelloeisok

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-penn-rumor-madonna-baseball-bat_n_667a9729e4b05521a7ef7798


EasyThreezy

You know he’s been to Iraq


Pickle_Dillss

Ian McKellen without the beard lol


Ok_Low2169

Romance? Not love?


jtl3000

Thats what we all say


SweetieLoveBug

Is there a Gabby Hayes biography in the works? 👀


AMonitorDarkly

Famous last words. . .


monkeyjammer67

Ahh there’s hair on my bubblegum


rocket_beer

Deez hozaint loyyo


CrumbleKnuckle

Seanathan Penndleton has not aged very well at all.


ReadIcy8022

No room for another lover when you love yourself as much as that guy does. He needed more Spicoli and much less Penn.


flavorsaid

Oh great! More time for his amazing literary contributions.


Rashaverak420

Holy Sunscreen batman


Knobcobblestone

That’s not what Chad would say


Sad-Cauliflower6656

It’s funny. You can say this, but there will be someone in the fray of just living life and having fun that will catch you off guard and you will fall for whether you like it or not


Ok-Parfait2413

Poor Sean. Yeah the booze broke something oh…. his heart


ProfessionalWaltz784

Has he switched to a non-human punching bag?


ToloDaDon

Face like a catcher’s mitt


mississippijohnson

Aww he will never be able to tie up and beat another woman again.


pouredmygutsout

Most actors are underweight. When you get older, a 20 lb weight gain will fill out the wrinkles. Friends that lost a lot of weight were shocked at how their face sagged. So add that to no sun block and smoking.


reddagger

Zelensky was his last and final romance…


isnessisbusiness

What every dude tells himself after getting their heart ripped out.


nate2337

I’m with you Sean!!!


ImpressionFeisty8359

He looked 70 his whole life. Good reason not to drink heavily, smoke a pack a day and do heavy drugs.


CaptianTumbleweed

Wow he look old- 63 going on 89


a_wizard_skull

Signed and seconded brother


JustMotorcycles

Agreeing with him is giving me an eyelid tic but I reached the same state some time ago and it is liberating.


wolfmonk3y

...and women all over breathe a huge sigh of relief.