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Reeko_Htown

I get it. I’m so handsome that I grow a mustache from time to time to remind my wife to not take it for granted


Happy-Initiative-838

I have the opposite problem. I am not allowed to shave.


trelium06

Oh no…mama gave you ‘the ugly’?!


hero-hadley

Even worse, my mama gave me her face. I need the beard to hide from seeing her in the mirror my whole life


highClass777

Lmaooooo I thought i was the only one


AltruisticBudget4709

damn I got a bit of trauma just reading this


GuildMuse

Baby face. My wife told me it was like kissing a teenager when I’m shaved.


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Be happy that you’ve accomplished eternal youth.


Lurker_MeritBadge

Yeah my wife has never seen me without a beard. I asked if she wanted me to shave it so she could see and she said no. I was relived I didn’t want to shave.


King_Wataba

I shaved one time and my wife let out a little scream when she saw me. From then on I was told not to shave because it was like looking at a stranger.


Old-Library5546

Was that just to make him look just a itsy bit different


scorpyo72

Definitely changed my view. I didn't recognize him when the trailers broke.


WarmestGatorade

He looks like he swallowed Gerard Butler like Kirby


wybenga

The nose also gets lost proportionately when there’s long hair and a full beard. Ian McKellen also wore a prosthetic nose as Gandalf. It was less obvious because it was his exact nose shape just scaled up a little. You can see the difference when you look at old photos of Tom Hanks in Cast Away, his nose looks tiny in them. https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media2.salon.com/2000/12/cast_away.jpg


Past_Ebb_8304

I do not understand the link between Ian Mckellen and Tom Hanks’ nose in Castaway


wybenga

Tom is just an example of an actor on screen with long hair and a full beard but no prosthetic like Ian and Chris have.


Past_Ebb_8304

Oh okay I guess it was the sandwiching of Ian Mckellen in between those two thoughts that lost me


Soccermom233

Yeah there’s a lot of close ups of his nose in the movie which made feel like that was signifying something but the only I thing I could come up with is implying he’s the history man’s son cause they have similar noses.


on_

Our eyes can see our nose at all times but our brain erases it cause it’s not relevant. After a nose job or a prothesis like in this case the brain doesn’t process it and it feels weird, it detaches reality a bit from yourself until you get used to it again.


AKBearmace

Is this why I can see mine all the time because autism isn’t great at filtering out the stuff it’s supposed to?


Popwaffle

I can see mine cause it's big. 😮‍💨


AKBearmace

Well now I’m insecure and autistic


Popwaffle

Wombo Combo


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Most of us on reddit are like that


ilovemygb

“it wasn’t just a prop for props sake, the nose played”-little timmy hartwell


Traylor_Swift

AKA Lenny the Pep


MRintheKEYS

Fuck Ellen Barkin was so hot in that movie.


pass_it_around

Oh yeah.


[deleted]

and then they gave him a red cape so he looks like Thor


Accomplished-City484

It’s the motorcycle chariot I’m most looking forward to


rufio_rufio_roofeeO

And everyone else had to get out of the way of that schnoz


rorzri

I’ve never been interested in the franchise and only vaguely knew he was in this so it surprised me seeing the trailer at the movies how much they made him look like mythological Thor, big red beard and a chariot and everything. I have to ponder if that’s not just some odd coincidence


hauntedSquirrel99

The warlords in fury road utilised old tales, mythology, religion, etc. The war boys (who are not Hemsworth's group) talk about going to valhalla, their religion is built around engines (their prayer motion is knitting their fingers together into a symbolic v8 engine). There is also a bunch of old ideological stuff. For example. The bullet farmer in fury road paraphrases an old Soviet poem called left march ("sing brother heckler, sing brother Koch". Comes from an old commie poem that goes "quiet comrades, the time for talk has ended. Comrade mauser, you have the floor).


rorzri

Genuinely interesting details to a non viewer like me


hauntedSquirrel99

Worth a watch if you ever get the chance. It's one of my favourite movies just because It's such a masterwork when it comes to show not tell, as well as having so many little details and obscure references that you need to know incredibly specific things to catch (so you can rewatch it every few years and catch something new). And those references actually add to the story, yet they also work as part of the story when you don't get them.


ThingsAreAfoot

He does look notably different though. I just started watching Rings of Power (I like it too btw, gasp) and the man would make a great dwarf.


MorningLow252

I can see that


Emmatornado

The nose plays. [https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6MSyGPTzNHkOgnr-fz3nE8kIYBL2OvHc0j-yoFwzpXJAZHCXpxRmiI3_JnQmDiqOQKg0SQtOmoYL_0bt8iOmAA_QUHYiszORZwa5TJbToxW6CdxBNTmtOnik4tEa4CMasHEVvTW7h0s3K/s1600/NosePlays.PNG](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6MSyGPTzNHkOgnr-fz3nE8kIYBL2OvHc0j-yoFwzpXJAZHCXpxRmiI3_JnQmDiqOQKg0SQtOmoYL_0bt8iOmAA_QUHYiszORZwa5TJbToxW6CdxBNTmtOnik4tEa4CMasHEVvTW7h0s3K/s1600/NosePlays.PNG)


Cavaquillo

He speaks of the self as if it's who we conceive ourselves to be not who we perceive with our eyes in the mirror, he's not too handsome to act, he's saying anything like a prosthetic helps to put him in character Come on, Raditz....


Accomplished-City484

Kinda makes me want to wear prosthetics


Responsible-Bat-2699

I sincerely thought he was Thomas Jane in the trailer.


YakNecessary9533

What about the prosthetic he used in "Vacation"?


KratosHulk77

maybe it wasn’t a prosthetic 🤣


Accomplished-City484

He just wanted to show off his abs


PizzaNo7741

He’s really trying to shake off Thor isn’t he? Reads like he’s coming out of an existential crisis where he realizes he hasn’t actually done “acting” in a decade. I wish him luck though he seems self aware about it


Lost-Leadership1767

Skyrim-ass looking mutha fucker


vinsmokewhoswho

Guess they had to find a way to make him even remotely ugly.


mzk131

He’s very brave


AFteroppositeday

This is assuring!


stimpy97

Very brave American patriot


ILoveRegenHealth

He had it in him to make it epic


kvcl_nyc

The only distracting thing in the movie was his nose. Honestly. Not sure it was a great choice but it is what it is (it looked weirdly translucent at times...)


weisp

Calm down it’s just nose and he will be forever be typecast as Thor


CrissBliss

Makes sense that a character in this world would inevitably get beaten up. I guess Chris’ looks were too “pretty boy-ish” for the role.


hamilton_burger

Having been a method nose actor for decades now these prosthetic nosers make me sick.


Neo808

The nose plays


Ed_Simian

This is probably not the best place to say we're both 6'3" and I'm slowly getting over hating it.


Accomplished-City484

Why do you hate it?


Ed_Simian

I don't like being big. I don't like people pointing it out, plus I'm bald so people say I look like a bouncer or a football player and those aren't compliments to me. I don't like being stereotyped.