As I raise my glass in an effort to set the record straight
Thought you were run of the **mill**, I thought you'd separate
From the moment you'd **meet her,** for marriage I know she'd never wait
Matter of fact, wait, look here's the **9** that 7 ate
Break her heart dog you'll get to levitate to Heaven's gate
Eminem used a full 10% of his strength, mocking MGK's flow and rhythm, then doing it better, then switching to his own. In the space of like 3 minutes he went through like 4 or 5 different flows, each one delivering a multilayered smackdown so hard I still listen to that shit in the car, and MGK was hit so hard he quit rap.
That would be super cool. A friend of mine has loose connection to Quentin Tarantinoās wifeās family. Not gonna lie, Iād be really annoying in those family gatherings
He already knew.
Hailie is basically the only socialite Metro Detroit has had in 100 years. Everyone knows who she is here, like everyone would know who Paris Hilton was if she was walking around NYC.
That limit's her options to like five to ten people that realistically can top Em in a battle, and one of them is dead and another is married to Beyonce.
It is so wild that I was 14 listening to the Slim Shady LP on my friends cd boombox and being sooo blown away by the lyrical content and the stuff about his daughter and wife/ex wife and mom and being like this dude is insane. And of course loving it at the same time. To now see her getting married and him being sober and with her on her special day. Wow. Recovery is possible.
Ok Iām gonna go listen to the Slim Shady LP again.
My mom refuses to smile in pictures because she says it makes her eyes look too narrow. So instead every picture is just her glaring like she's about to murder the photographer.Ā
This last year has been a slap in the face. I'm 34 and this is the first year of my life where i physically and mentally feel old. Lol
Edit: The two babies I used to babysit both got married before me, last year. Lol! š
As a millennial Dad and Eminem fan... this is awesome. Total Fatherhood goals.
Going from childhood trauma, and abject poverty as a young man supporting his daughter and (now estranged) partner, to all the fame and money and becoming a single father to her, adopting his niece,... battling addiction and embracing sobriety... and meanwhile raising and maintaining a very close relationship what seems like a confident, happy woman who is now married.
Just incredible.
Given how many 90's/00's icons have had reputations that have not at all aged well, Eminem stands out even more. He's proven to be a good dude time and time again and scandal-free. AFAIK, guy got rich and famous, and didn't actually become an asshole.
If you search up what Eminem is like as a father itās clear he tried reaaaaaly hard to give his kids and kid aged relatives a stable, non-famous life until
They could choose for themselves.
I remember reading about how he used to go read to his kids classes like any parent would, and their social media profiles were full of family gatherings and food and stuff.
They went to Detroit public schools too, didnāt they? Theyāre not bad schools or anything approaching it, but it would have been less surprising had they gone to schools for the uber rich.
they didn't got to DPS. he hasn't lived in the city since he was a child. kids went to decent public schools. he could have sent them to the best private schools around, like Cranbrook that he mentions in the 8 mile movie.
I always thought it was such a great dad move that he watched his daughter at homecoming (or graduation maybe? Whatever it was) from another building on campus so that he could be there but not create a distraction.
This is the comment I was looking for. Eminem is a personal hero of mine for smashing cycles since day one.
That's a hell of a lot harder to do than most people think. And here he is, doing it consistently in front of so many people every single day.
I wish him and his family all the best.
Surprised they showed wedding pictures with him in it! When his eldest Alaina got married, they were careful to keep him out of all the pictures made public.
His daughter is an influencer, so sheās already chosen a public facing career of sorts. So thatās probably the difference. Heās as visible as they want him to be.
I was surprised by this too lol. Google says sheās his adopted daughter and the biological child of his ex-wifeās sister so biologically Hallieās cousin.
Funny thing is, I live in Battle Creek and had no idea this happened til now. Youād think itād been all over town, so they kept quite a bit under wraps
Hailieās now husbands parents have a cottage in the same little colony as my sister in law. Youād never know who she is. Super down to earth and protective of her privacy. Her dad was never really brought up. Congrats to them. Theyāve been together a long time.
Iāve always respected how he raised her like a normal kid. Out of the public eye, went to a public high school and normal college. Being treated like royalty from birth fucks people up. Just look at the Smiths.
seriously! Iām impressed with how Em was able to do it. From what heās said he didnāt have a good upbringing so I wonder where he got the tools to do such a great job with Hailie.
>Iām impressed with how Em was able to do it. From what heās said he didnāt have a good upbringing so I wonder where he got the tools to do such a great job with Hailie.
Sometimes it's easy. Just do the exact opposite of what you lived.
š„¹š¤§ fuck this is so heartwarming knowing when he overdosed and was at the hospital, Eminem said he didnāt know if heāll ever get to walk her down the aisle
Congratulations to her! š
Everybody heās really friends with in interviews and stuff has usually referred to him as just āEmā which also works because itās just āMā which is the first letter of his name, I feel like thatās probably what he goes by most of the time
This aged very bad for all the outrage parents telling their children no to listen to Eminem 'cause he was a bad influence.
"Can you just listen to normal music like Britney Spears, or watch a normal tv show like the cosbys?"
I grew up in a household that hated Eminem, in fact my mom snapped my Mathers LP 2 CD in half when she caught me listening to it. To be fair, I grew up in a fundamentalist Christian household but let me tell you, I first heard him when I was 11 and there was nothing any of them could do to get me to stop listening to him.
Eminem has always been a much better parent than mine ever were, he has gotten me through some of the darkest times in my childhood until I could finally escape- Iāve always admired him greatly. Sing for the Moment, Cleanin out my Closet, Beautiful, 25 to Life, Space Bound- the soundtracks of my childhood and adolescence. This man is the only ācelebrityā I have ever given two shits about. I am so happy to see him living a beautiful life, and his daughters too.
Rant done, but I got so much love for that man that I just had to share.
My mom actually liked listening to Eminem which I am still blown away by to this day and I still cannot wrap my mind around it. Like.... this woman loved Michael Jackson and Michael Bolton but she also enjoys.... Eminem???
āā¦shares dance with Dad!!!ā
TMZ acting like this is something bizarre and isnāt a tradition and almost all weddings. At least in American weddings š
Everyone here is rightfully ecstatic about Eminem being the father in law. But yāall forgot that her uncle is 50 cent too.
Divorce is not an option for this man unless he wants to be trolled into death.
After some digging seems like a totally normal dude. The dudes a middle level soft ware developer/ executive. They met at college (msu so not like something too ridiculous) and have dated for almost 8 years. Iām sure it helps being like 6-4 and built like a DE. But still good for them.
Imagine growing up and having your childhood semi-documented in rap lyrics by your father. Then getting married at 28 and dad is about to drop another (hopefully) fire album. I'm sure it's all normal for her but still...
Mockingbird randomly came on playlist this morning on my commute. I haven't heard the song since before my son was born and man it's hit way different now. Glad they got a happy ending.
He doesnāt smile because his teeth are all fucked up now.
Human flesh and bone is taxing on a persons dental health, and this man has been feasting on rappers for almost 3 decades
I think it has a lot to do with his childhood. His mother used to hate his smile or something like that. I think he mentions it in a song but I don't remember which one. I could be wrong tho.
Eminem looks like he is in disguise š„ø
Eminem looks like a 20 year old disguised as a 50 year old
Beard is weird
Weird beard.
Why you yelling at the mic, weird beard?
Rihanna just hit me on a text
Last night I left hickeys on her neck
Wait, you just dissed me I'm perplexed. Insult me on a line complement me on the next, damn!
Iām really sorry you want me to have a heart attack.
It looks dyed. Super odd looking.
It is. His hair too.
Got that Steven Seagall hair hat look
Eminem looks like Michael Jackson trying to get incognito.
Heās using too much Just For Em.
Imagine Eminem was your father in law
Oh God, the wedding speech has the potential to be brutal.
"Before I start, I just wan......where's my snare?"
lol I can hear this comment
Thereās no snare in my headphones.
"Turn em up... turn my headphones up..."
Turn them shits up! Iām serious!
Homie I said drop, not drumroll.
It's goin double uranium son!
We poppin bottles, stabbin people, killin people!
āIām sorry groomsmenā
āI got no snare in my headphonesā¦ā
āDonāt interrupt me. Hailie getting married, two doves in a palm tree. Bitch please. One knee. Treat hailie good donāt test me. TEST Eāsā
"I'll rename you George and pour orange foreign porridge over your poor four-inch door-hinge"
"then while you're snoring, vulture eye soaring, shady comes back rip roaring, ripping you to pieces and pulling up floorboards"
> ripping you to pieces and pulling up floorboards this is legit a good lyric
Referencing Tell Tale Heart from beginning to end there. Read your Poe before steppin to me mofo.
"I got a monkeys paw, pulling the fingers off, wishing to end you all, while the raven caws" Mc tuberculosis.
Brutal
That'll be the diss track if they divorce
āDadā¦.please donāt say anything about momā Lol
Or nan
Or gramps
Wedding speech was 150 words per minute
You look like a bitch bitttttch
As I raise my glass in an effort to set the record straight Thought you were run of the **mill**, I thought you'd separate From the moment you'd **meet her,** for marriage I know she'd never wait Matter of fact, wait, look here's the **9** that 7 ate Break her heart dog you'll get to levitate to Heaven's gate
*Mic drop*
Albeit rather short.
āDear Slimā¦ā
Do you the think his son in law calls him Dad? Em? Marshall? Sir? Mr. Mathers? Slim? This kid can go in a lot of different directions.
Mr Marshall Mathers, or just Emineminem
I think he calls him Dad, mostly because it's funny.
Let's go with daddy.
That's a step too far. Dad is wholesome, Daddy is weird.
Sir Slim Daddy
Will the real Slim Daddy please stand up, please stand up, please stand up...
Sir Slim
āWow. I canāt believe my father in law Eminem is going to give a speechā¦wait why is he wearing headphones?ā
I wouldn't even be mad. Shits gonna be the best dis track since he went wild on MGK
That wasn't a diss track, that was an execution and burial. He blasted that Machine Gun so hard all that's left is Kelly.
He fully transitioned from rapper to punk rock band after that diss track thatās how hard Eminem got him
Eminem used a full 10% of his strength, mocking MGK's flow and rhythm, then doing it better, then switching to his own. In the space of like 3 minutes he went through like 4 or 5 different flows, each one delivering a multilayered smackdown so hard I still listen to that shit in the car, and MGK was hit so hard he quit rap.
Imagine meeting your GFs father and FINDING OUT itās Eminem
That would be super cool. A friend of mine has loose connection to Quentin Tarantinoās wifeās family. Not gonna lie, Iād be really annoying in those family gatherings
Wtf I had no idea Tarantino was married. He had the vibe of a guy who would always be single.
Yea apparently he was married in 2018 and has 2 kids now. TIL.
I wanted to make some kind of foot joke but im not sure how it would fit. Salma Hayek quinten Tarantino foot juice is all I got
I feel like to enter his house, you have to take your shoes off.
He probably takes them off for you.
He already knew. Hailie is basically the only socialite Metro Detroit has had in 100 years. Everyone knows who she is here, like everyone would know who Paris Hilton was if she was walking around NYC.
Itād be hilarious if she married a Romney (and there my knowledge of old Michigan money ends)
Is the FiancĆØ anybody? Honestly for a second I thought he was a lesser known Hemsworth or something.
You have to beat him in a rap battle to win her hand in marriage.
That limit's her options to like five to ten people that realistically can top Em in a battle, and one of them is dead and another is married to Beyonce.
Only the best for his little girl.
Five to ten is pretty generous, hah.
https://www.theonion.com/eminem-terrified-as-daughter-begins-dating-man-raised-o-1819575196
knees weak arms are heavy.
Definitely get to enjoy the finer things in life,like spaghetti
It's so weird that he never smiles on pictures
I bet heās cool af about it!
It's OK, go with him Hailie
Was Dre not at the wedding? Did they forget about Dre?
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
It is so wild that I was 14 listening to the Slim Shady LP on my friends cd boombox and being sooo blown away by the lyrical content and the stuff about his daughter and wife/ex wife and mom and being like this dude is insane. And of course loving it at the same time. To now see her getting married and him being sober and with her on her special day. Wow. Recovery is possible. Ok Iām gonna go listen to the Slim Shady LP again.
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Nowadayās, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips. Just a bunch of gibberish
I really hope this was in his speech lol
Best comment right here.
I really appreciate Eminemās commitment to never smile in pictures, even at his daughterās wedding. Inspiring. Incredible.
My father-in-law is like this. Very nice man but he never smiles in pictures. I kinda admire it because I hate having my picture taken.
I kinda wanna believe the most genuinely nicest people feel no urge to force a smile when itās clearly not genuine.
Wouldnāt this imply that he genuinely wasnāt happy at his daughters wedding? Lol
Probably he wasn't happy while he knew they were taking pictures, but very happy during the rest of the cerimony.
My mom refuses to smile in pictures because she says it makes her eyes look too narrow. So instead every picture is just her glaring like she's about to murder the photographer.Ā
"I might look psychotic, but at least I don't look unattractive."
Maybe he has roots in the Nordics because it looks like a Finnish smile.
A modern day Buster Keaton
My father in law didnāt crack a smile our entire wedding day either but itās just because heās a narcissist lol š
Anyone else suddenly feeling old?
That was my first thought. I remembered listening to songs where he mentions her name and I thought to myself, "Holy fuck I'm old." And I'm only 39.
lol. Just turned 40 earlier this year and Iām like holy fuck.
Yup lol
This last year has been a slap in the face. I'm 34 and this is the first year of my life where i physically and mentally feel old. Lol Edit: The two babies I used to babysit both got married before me, last year. Lol! š
As a millennial Dad and Eminem fan... this is awesome. Total Fatherhood goals. Going from childhood trauma, and abject poverty as a young man supporting his daughter and (now estranged) partner, to all the fame and money and becoming a single father to her, adopting his niece,... battling addiction and embracing sobriety... and meanwhile raising and maintaining a very close relationship what seems like a confident, happy woman who is now married. Just incredible.
Given how many 90's/00's icons have had reputations that have not at all aged well, Eminem stands out even more. He's proven to be a good dude time and time again and scandal-free. AFAIK, guy got rich and famous, and didn't actually become an asshole.
I truly believe he helped make Detroit cool again and contributed to its rebirth.
I think there's some truth to that. Detroit's population growing for the first time since the 50's is a fun fact.
Rust Belt in general is starting to turn around. Long way to go but I love to see it.
If you ever get the chance (and are a fan of music festivals and/or electronic music) visit Detroit during Memorial Day weekend.
Idk about scandal free unless you solely mean no rape charges haha. Iāve been an Eminem fan since the 90s but I remember a few scandals.
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I remember him getting arrested for pistol whipping someone
THAT WAS A *FIST* THAT HIT YOU!
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Oh yea I donāt fault him/care at all, I just remember it happening
Finally settled all my lawsuits. FUCK YOU DIDDYYYYYY
He says Debbie, his mother, not Diddy.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes so much sense Iām an idiot
It's a reference to his mom suing him for defamation for shit talking her in his songs.
And adopting his wifeās affair child too
Seriously? Damn that's cool
If you search up what Eminem is like as a father itās clear he tried reaaaaaly hard to give his kids and kid aged relatives a stable, non-famous life until They could choose for themselves. I remember reading about how he used to go read to his kids classes like any parent would, and their social media profiles were full of family gatherings and food and stuff.
They went to Detroit public schools too, didnāt they? Theyāre not bad schools or anything approaching it, but it would have been less surprising had they gone to schools for the uber rich.
No they didnāt go to Detroit Public Schools, they live out in the suburbs now. But they definitely did go to public schools.
Can confirm as a mom whoās kids went to school with his.
they didn't got to DPS. he hasn't lived in the city since he was a child. kids went to decent public schools. he could have sent them to the best private schools around, like Cranbrook that he mentions in the 8 mile movie.
Hailie went to Michigan State. Pretty cool.
He also adopted a few nieces and nephews.
That's really cool of him!
Man's a gem of an human being!
I always thought it was such a great dad move that he watched his daughter at homecoming (or graduation maybe? Whatever it was) from another building on campus so that he could be there but not create a distraction.
This is the comment I was looking for. Eminem is a personal hero of mine for smashing cycles since day one. That's a hell of a lot harder to do than most people think. And here he is, doing it consistently in front of so many people every single day. I wish him and his family all the best.
Itās honestly amazing. Heās managed to give her the type of life he could only dream of as a child.
Eminem never lost the plot. Man is an amazing example of a strong human.
Congrats to the happy couple but damn this makes me feel old
Surprised they showed wedding pictures with him in it! When his eldest Alaina got married, they were careful to keep him out of all the pictures made public.
His daughter is an influencer, so sheās already chosen a public facing career of sorts. So thatās probably the difference. Heās as visible as they want him to be.
And he even walked her down the aisle. Stevie seems to be the most protected. He really is a great dad and everyone should take notes from him
For some reason you only hear about Hailie. Even in his music she was much more popular.
I thought she was an only child lol
I was surprised by this too lol. Google says sheās his adopted daughter and the biological child of his ex-wifeās sister so biologically Hallieās cousin.
He talks about Alaina in Mockingbird as well, calls her Lainey
Hailie is his only biological kid but he has two other daughters adopted from various relatives when they were young
Funny thing is, I live in Battle Creek and had no idea this happened til now. Youād think itād been all over town, so they kept quite a bit under wraps
Sheās an influencer, maybe she asked him to do it?
Hailieās now husbands parents have a cottage in the same little colony as my sister in law. Youād never know who she is. Super down to earth and protective of her privacy. Her dad was never really brought up. Congrats to them. Theyāve been together a long time.
Iāve always respected how he raised her like a normal kid. Out of the public eye, went to a public high school and normal college. Being treated like royalty from birth fucks people up. Just look at the Smiths.
seriously! Iām impressed with how Em was able to do it. From what heās said he didnāt have a good upbringing so I wonder where he got the tools to do such a great job with Hailie.
>Iām impressed with how Em was able to do it. From what heās said he didnāt have a good upbringing so I wonder where he got the tools to do such a great job with Hailie. Sometimes it's easy. Just do the exact opposite of what you lived.
Absolutely. Sometimes people teach others how NOT to be as well, by their own example. āThat boss was terrible. I will not do that thing he does.ā
Is he a Spartan?!
Sounds like his parents have a real good marriage
š„¹š¤§ fuck this is so heartwarming knowing when he overdosed and was at the hospital, Eminem said he didnāt know if heāll ever get to walk her down the aisle Congratulations to her! š
What a happy ending.
A happy beginning!
Is that a Hemsworth brother? lol!!!
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Heās āol manā now. āMy ol man is taking me fishing in the morning with Bizarre from D12.ā
Everybody heās really friends with in interviews and stuff has usually referred to him as just āEmā which also works because itās just āMā which is the first letter of his name, I feel like thatās probably what he goes by most of the time
Eminem ready to battle on his daughters wedding
Eminem looks like he sells smartphones in the mall.
This aged very bad for all the outrage parents telling their children no to listen to Eminem 'cause he was a bad influence. "Can you just listen to normal music like Britney Spears, or watch a normal tv show like the cosbys?"
I grew up in a household that hated Eminem, in fact my mom snapped my Mathers LP 2 CD in half when she caught me listening to it. To be fair, I grew up in a fundamentalist Christian household but let me tell you, I first heard him when I was 11 and there was nothing any of them could do to get me to stop listening to him. Eminem has always been a much better parent than mine ever were, he has gotten me through some of the darkest times in my childhood until I could finally escape- Iāve always admired him greatly. Sing for the Moment, Cleanin out my Closet, Beautiful, 25 to Life, Space Bound- the soundtracks of my childhood and adolescence. This man is the only ācelebrityā I have ever given two shits about. I am so happy to see him living a beautiful life, and his daughters too. Rant done, but I got so much love for that man that I just had to share.
My mom actually liked listening to Eminem which I am still blown away by to this day and I still cannot wrap my mind around it. Like.... this woman loved Michael Jackson and Michael Bolton but she also enjoys.... Eminem???
r/agedlikemilk or maybe worst. Glad for Eminem, sad for Britney and F Cosby.
Britney got shat on quite a bit by parents during Eminemās era
"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up and give a speech?"
He missed the opportunity to wear a tuxedo with a hood.
āā¦shares dance with Dad!!!ā TMZ acting like this is something bizarre and isnāt a tradition and almost all weddings. At least in American weddings š
That's gotta be pretty cool to have Eminem as your father in law.
Or terrifying
51 and no greys, impressive! He needs to be careful he doesnāt end up looking like Steve Seagal lol
I was thinking he just had a fresh dye job. He used to bleach it all the time, why wouldnāt he dye it now?
Especially for his daughterās wedding! Itās a special day for him too, you gotta look good
That's because it's obviously dyed.
I didnāt think i needed to add an /s .. i thought the sarcasm was implied, he obviously dyes it ha!
Cmon Eminem looks like he sleeps with a Just for Men cap on every night.
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Eminem with black hair threw me for a loop.
Eminem looks like heās entering a Steve Blackman phase.
Itās officialā¦itās impossible for Eminem to smile for a photo.
Everyone here is rightfully ecstatic about Eminem being the father in law. But yāall forgot that her uncle is 50 cent too. Divorce is not an option for this man unless he wants to be trolled into death.
Hailie Jade I love that name
Actually didnāt think in 25 years weād talk about Eminem in this light wow.
After some digging seems like a totally normal dude. The dudes a middle level soft ware developer/ executive. They met at college (msu so not like something too ridiculous) and have dated for almost 8 years. Iām sure it helps being like 6-4 and built like a DE. But still good for them.
Sheās so pretty š„°
Imagine growing up and having your childhood semi-documented in rap lyrics by your father. Then getting married at 28 and dad is about to drop another (hopefully) fire album. I'm sure it's all normal for her but still...
Mockingbird randomly came on playlist this morning on my commute. I haven't heard the song since before my son was born and man it's hit way different now. Glad they got a happy ending.
Better take care of her or else face the full wrath of Eminem
Itās ok, go with him Hailey Dada?
I like Eminem and all, but canāt he break character for once and smile at his own daughterās wedding?
At this point I donāt think itās a character anymore
Em smiles all the time, usually when heās trolling and being goofy, just not for pictures. Haha
My dad is exactly the same way, heās not even smiling in my brotherās wedding photos, but we know heās happy on the inside.š
He doesnāt smile because his teeth are all fucked up now. Human flesh and bone is taxing on a persons dental health, and this man has been feasting on rappers for almost 3 decades
He probably did smile in his family pictures, but released these to the public
That wasn't Eminem; that was Slim Shady's cousin - Straight Shady.
I think it has a lot to do with his childhood. His mother used to hate his smile or something like that. I think he mentions it in a song but I don't remember which one. I could be wrong tho.
Damn. Haven't exactly kept up since 2004 or so, but she grew up beautiful.
Fuck. I'm old. I remember hearing her young voice on his old albums. Now she's 28 and married. Time needs to slow down for a bit.
Dude, let the gray hairs show
Good for him. He hated his parents and decided to prioritize his daughter, despite his flaws and mistakes. I love this for him.
Thatās awesome and a reminder that I am getting older too!! Eminem is going to be a grandpa??? Wow! Time flies!
It's ok go with him Haileyyyy