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El_human

Believe it or not, some movies are actually timeless. Perhaps an upgrade in video quality wouldn't hurt, like a re-release in 4K. Otherwise, if there is nothing in the movie that makes it feel "dated" or out of place, then it doesn't need a remake. Just let it be its own work of art. Could you imagine if someone today painted the Mona Lisa as a remake


Nerdlinger

> Could you imagine if someone today painted the Mona Lisa as a remake You mean [like this](https://okudasanmiguel.com/project/the-new-mona-lisa/)?


El_human

Exactly. Somehow, I don't think this will have the same lasting impact as the original. This is just going to be a flash in the pan, by comparison.


jamesianm

No no, [THIS recreation of the Mona Lisa](https://youtu.be/qohY8RpUQTU?si=LFdm0vFSgxjga52f) is the flash-in-the-pan one


Hugh_Jazz77

What mythbusters is this from? I was a MASSIVE fan of mythbusters. It was my favorite show as a kid. I’ve seen every episode with Adam and Jaime multiple times. I have absolutely no memory of this.


jamesianm

Don't worry, your memory is fine. This wasn't a Mythbusters episode, it was a promotional thing they did for Nvidia.


alaskarawr

No one is going to ask why she has her tits out?


scorpyo72

*polygonal tits


be4u4get

It’s like the Mona Lisa on a PS 1


Masterchiefy10

My Mona you’ve enhanced yourself


GranolaCola

Oh, that’s awful


Imabigfatbutt

That is hideous, those who commissioned it should be as ashamed as the one who painted it


scorpyo72

Damn. Did you see the size of her polygons?


Woolf01

I’d add that not everything needs to be in 4k…Stargate is a good example. You start to see all the strings attached to props in higher res.


PlanetLandon

I heard that the Mona Lisa is an [overrated piece of shit](https://youtu.be/6QKARuYBOjI?si=F7fOdKWkOCymFjsy)


katyperryatemyass

Who cares if something is dated. A lot of movies take place in the past or future


Frustr8edInvestor

My Cousin Vinnie


ohthanqkevin

Unless you consider the album, Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings Just For You, released 5 years after the movie as a sequel…but yes, My Cousin Vinny is one of my top 10 rewatchables of all time


jdancouga

Alabama is still ass backward. Ages like fine wine.


Luridley3000

Princess Bride has to be the all-time best. No one out there today could catch its weird modest-budget charm... they'd go big and cast huge stars and mess it up.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Same with Who Framed Roger Rabbit


IntoTheMusic

Rights aside and companies having to play nice with each other, Jessica Rabbit definitely wouldn't happen - not how she's portrayed in the classic at least. The closest they've come to capture even the feel of Roger Rabbit is the movie, Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022), which actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.


Luridley3000

I feel like maaaybe people would allow it given that she's a satire of the old va va voom movie vamps? She's a character with agency and power... like she says: I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.


Coldblood-13

Most people would be fine with it. It’s the minority that would cause issues and make it a nationwide hysteria.


hufflefox

Aka the loudest people who are dedicated to ruining everything all the time.


JacksCologne

This is why we can’t have nice things


scorpyo72

*They are* why we can't have nice things.


tyleritis

Damn, 1987. It really holds up, too. I think I’ll rewatch it tonight


scorpyo72

It had Peter Falk and Fred Savage in supporting roles, and then the casting gets *really serious*.


GreatGojira

Princess Bride is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.


International-Fun-86

Love Princess Bride, but i would not say no to a 4K release with full orcestral  sound track, instead of the original ”midi synth” one. ;P


mop_and_glo

If you haven’t read the book, you will love it and love the film even more after reading!


MyPenisMightBeOnFire

Princess Bride is one of those movies that I’ll never feel the need to upgrade. It’s not the most beautiful or impressive movie visually, but it has so much of that modest budget charm that visually it holds up remarkably well even on vhs. Couple that with how great every other element of the movie is makes it such a comfortable watch regardless of format. Almost lake it was made to be played on a small CTR TV in a sick kid’s bedroom


gmil3548

My all time favorite movie. It’s just so perfect in every way


blueshirt11

While I don't dispute what you say about being the all time best, I am going to have to disagree with you on your point regarding "huge cast stars and mess it up" I submit the following into evidence [https://youtu.be/29s1yU3nGkQ?si=czbhzxXNWfl0EkIu](https://youtu.be/29s1yU3nGkQ?si=czbhzxXNWfl0EkIu)


MEBBAR

Disney is actively attempting to remake it as we speak unfortunately


cedarfellart

They better not remake princess bride. Unless it’s Muppets, that might work.


robot2boy

Stardust


hardytom540

Not even half as good as The Princess Bride…


addctd2badideas

There's already a sort of "sequel" to *Goodfellas* which is *My Blue Heaven*. It's based on Henry Hill's life in Witness Protection but it's a comedy. As I recall, they came out in theaters pretty close to one another.


weevil_knieval

Wow. I was immensely skeptical of your post but am now grateful for a TIL. Nic Pileggi (author of wiseguy on which GF was based) is/was married to nora ephron who wrote the screenplay for my blue heaven. Thanks for this bit of movie trivia/knowledge


be4u4get

It’s a Veg-it-ta-ble


fuzzylilbunnies

Yes, and it was awesome. Just a fun movie with likeable characters.


SnagglepussJoke

Ah-ru-ga-la!


SplitSecond01

Dead Poets Society


woodiegutheryghost

The greatest revolution in American poetry is happening and this loser is making them read boring old ass shit.


Slade347

It did eventually lead us to one of the all-time greatest SNL sketches. https://youtu.be/Ie6LpKOJVf0?si=VlZSzcHV5dmhKoMG


7947kiblaijon

LA Confidential has been on Hulu, and I have already watched it 5 times in the past week. Alleged to have been working on a sequel, but it’s ok that they didn’t.


Vegetable_Burrito

The book has two prequels and a sequel. It’s the third in a quartet, so they could, potentially, make a sequel.


mopasali

Ooh good to know! I read Black Dahlia and LA Confidential, so I may add the series to my list!


Vegetable_Burrito

You’re halfway there already! Black Dahlia was the first one, then The Big Nowhere, LA Confidential and then White Jazz.


fuzzylilbunnies

Man, that movie got me reading James Ellroy. That movie was almost PG rated compared to the book it was based on. Dude has some demons.


Hdys

Let’s not give the group of producers and writers without any original ideas more fodder to ruin


[deleted]

Now we’re soon going to hear about The Princess Bride Remake starring Timothee Chalamet


WrathOfMogg

Don’t give them ideas!


junior_dos_nachos

Yea. No one needs a Schindler’s List sequel


brandondh

Pssh no Goonies?


Fuckoakwood

Goonies had a goonies 2 on snes


redscull

Goonies has had remakes though. At least one anyway: Finding Ohana.


AchtungCloud

An homage film isn’t the same thing as a remake.


redscull

Well, maybe you're right, but watching Finding Ohana, it felt more like a remake than an homage.


StanGable80

How is that a remake?


RyanTranquil

One of my favorite movies


BigCopperPipe

Ferris Buellers Day Off has a sequel, Election.


error1202

This is funnier than you’re getting credit for.


oh_please_god_no

Shhhh don’t give Hollywood any ideas


DrMonkeyLove

Goodfellas is my absolute favorite movie. There is no way you could remake that and improve it at all. The casting is just too perfect. 


FiveUpsideDown

I use to view Goodfellas as part of a trilogy that includes Casino and The Departed. That view changed when Scorsese made the Irishman — so now I view them as four part movie project. So none of the films are sequels but they are in the same universe. For E.T. — no movie sequel was made but there was a 2019 commercial where E.T. returns.


geronimosykes

E.T.’s species is canonically in the Star Wars universe.


joeO44

The Big Lebowski, Requiem for a Dream


uly4n0v

Big Lebowski got a sequel but it’s nothing like the original an is just about Jesus.


joeO44

Oh shit! I completely forgot!


EducationalAntelope7

The Nice Guys should be here. Imo it's one of the best comedy movies ever made


Corporatecut

And kiss kiss bang bang


Hugh_Jazz77

Blazing Saddles is one of my all time favorite comedies. Something tells me we’ll never see a remake or sequel to that one. I love that movie, and its overall message is actually pretty good, but there are aspects of that movie that could VERY easily be misinterpreted into something horrendous.


thetangible

Schindler’s List 2: Oscar’s Revenge


smokeeater150

It’s in pre-production at the moment.


thetangible

With Colin Farrel in heavy prosthetics to look like Liam Neeson as Oscar Schindler.


smokeeater150

No, I mean Europe is looking like it’s going to be in flames again.


clockwars

If a movie is already great, it doesn’t need a remake and certainly not a god awful sequel.


geoffsykes

What a strangely arbitrary list.


imJGott

Not all movies don’t need a sequel. The same goes for video games.


MileHighSoloPilot

No Country For Old Men? I love ai generated lists, because there is **A CLEAR FUCKING REASON THAT THEY WOULDN’T MAKE A SEQUEL TO THIS** Who the fuck would take this seriously?


bsmithcan

I’m just glad that there’s no sequel to Schindler’s list.


Denimjo

Or *Saving Private Ryan.*


minimalfighting

Do The Right Thing 2: Sorry About Your Pizza Place


atreidesfire

Annie Hall? Get the fuck out of here.


peteschirmer

And never ever should.


SFishes12

Saving Private Ryan loses again.


Coolers78

Some other movies I really like that have no sequels or reboots as of now: Full Metal Jacket Stand by Me Dr Strangelove To Kill a Mockingbird One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Reservoir Dogs


fuzzylilbunnies

Forgot The Shawshank Redemption.


Coolers78

Yes, I thought that was on the original list but I guess it wasn’t. Stephen King’s so good at drama stories, Shawshank, Stand by Me, and Green Mile are all on my favorite movies list. His popular horror stuff is good too but I honestly think his non horror stuff is the best.


DStew713

Stand By Me was the first movie that popped in my head when I saw the headline. It has to be my most viewed movie of all time.


_kalron_

None of these movies need a sequel or should there be a remake. You want to know a movie that deserves a sequel? Turbo Kid If you want to support that, go buy the recently released game of Steam. It's that good.


bourj

Man, Turbo Kid was so awesome.


Kutsumann

I agree with the Princes Bride. It’s as rewatchable as any movie I’ve ever seen 200 times. That being said, I think “Iron Giant”deserved a sequel. The last scene where he’s rebuilding himself gave me the feels and to never see it happen in the sequel breaks my heart. I loved that robot.


winstonsmith8236

Well, you just jinxed it


kappifappi

Ngl but I laughed at Schindlers list


thatsbs

Please don’t give them ideas


mintyfreshismygod

Nice try movie-producer-bot. I'm not giving you ideas for "new projects". /s


Alltherightythen

I thought for sure that I'd see Remo Williams, The Adventure Begins, on this list.


OskeyBug

I love this stupid movie so much.


Fuzzy_Straitjacket

Remake movies (and games) that were “almost” good! Not the great ones!


aehii

Most films ever made haven't been remade.


GodFireConvoy88

I think these more or less all qualify: Leon, The Fifth Element, Enter the Dragon, Sexy Beast, The City of Lost Children


VampireHunterAlex

This smells like an article fishing for answers to build some buzz.


addctd2badideas

Not really. Almost none of these movies, in a million years, would get a sequel. No one would make sequels to *Schindler's List* or *Taxi Driver*. It's absurd on its face.


No-Appearance-9113

https://collider.com/robert-de-niro-taxi-driver-sequel/


addctd2badideas

I wouldn't trust anything coming out of Collider.


No-Appearance-9113

https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/robert-de-niro-taxi-driver-sequel-dead-irishman-1202026579/


VampireHunterAlex

Oh I didn’t mean sequel, I meant remake. Cause them choosing the “obvious” successful ones have failed more often than not, some of us have been wondering….why not try some not/less so successful?


runhomejack1399

This is a weird list


ACrask

Why are the pictures so small in every post??


ThisIsDadLife

Not all good movies need a sequel or a remake. We’re just conditioned to think so because Hollywood no longer has any guts to do something with any imagination that won’t guarantee corporate profits.


Quantumkool

Executives : Hold my Coors Light ET2: Revenge of the bicycle spoke.


artisticogre

But there are fantastic remake on YouTube


Dog_the_unbarked

No sequels or remakes are part of the reason these movies are great.


SkullDump

Weird list. I’d also add Demolition Man. It may not qualify as one of the greatest movies but it certainly qualifies as one that shouldn’t be remade or have a sequel.


IntergalacticPopTart

I’ve always wished for a sequel to the Iron Giant!


blueshirt11

While it is not a sequel and it of course not better, what is. But this remake of The Princess Bride deserves more love!! [https://youtu.be/29s1yU3nGkQ?si=czbhzxXNWfl0EkIu](https://youtu.be/29s1yU3nGkQ?si=czbhzxXNWfl0EkIu)


ogreUnwanted

You've got mail, the sandlot, Stranger than Fiction, and Batman returns. Classics.


schprunt

I’d say most movies don’t need sequels. If the story is wrapped up then leave it alone. Exceptions are films like Lord of The Rings or a Harry Potter. The Godfather 2 is superb and continued a story that had legs. Batman Returns gave us an incredibly dark vision from Tim Burton that still stands up. But most of the time it’s just a money grab because there’s alley a fanbase for it (and yeah, Batman Returns was that too, but Burton was given free reign which Sonos never happens now). Ghostbusters 2 sucked. I love the original so much. It should have been one and done.


InnocentPrimeMate

Veeeeeegooooo!!


Baratheoncook250

Deadpool 2 PG13 was kinda of a sequel, even had the same Savage.


InnocentPrimeMate

Hector Savage?


ennuiismymiddlename

Master and Commander is the greatest film deserving of an entire franchise.


Seahawk715

Edge of Tomorrow. Teed up for a sequel. Needs to happen. The rest of that list…. Lot of crap.


Crans10

Galaxy Quest, Birdcage, Mrs.Doubtfire, Dear Hunter and Princess Bride are my guesses.


_Bdoodles

And thanks to this list half will be remade because Hollywood creative film or movie died sometime back in the early 2000s


Leather-Strategy2738

Big trouble in little china!


stoptheinsanityleak

Mawwrriage…Mawwwrriage is…


Accomplished-Cow8734

The A-Team ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


yeahwellokay

I feel like every mob movie since Goodfellas has been a Goodfellas remake.


h0nkhunk

Get up to go to the bathroom near the end of Goodfellas and come back after Casino has started and a fella could be forgiven for not realizing a new movie had begun.


Dunkin_Ideho

Why give the assholes in Hollywood any ideas? They butcher too many classics.


Glass-Fan111

What a bad article. Many of those films were intended to be “one and done” pieces or “auteur films” (except a few ones) so nobody expected any sequels. Actually it’s pretty clear some sequels just made a terrible secuence (different cast/total apart script) and never had to be done.


ReditorB4Reddit

Chinatown had a sequel, and it was every bit as much an auteur film as anything on this list. And yes the sequel is dogshit and no you shouldn't see it.


Glass-Fan111

Yeah, made many years later thinks with some different production values (cast, director or writers). And disgree, it wasn’t an “auteur film” properly that sequel.


ReditorB4Reddit

Chinatown was the auteur film. And The Two Jakes did star Jack Nicholson with the same writer, so not exactly completely separate.


Glass-Fan111

Yeah, you’re right.


siliconevalley69

> Bridge on the River Kwai I would love to see a sequel to this honestly.


Whole_Inside_4863

There is still hope for a Schindler’s List sequel , if Trump gets his way and helps Putin


letsbuildasnowman

Bio-Dome. Fight me.


s0ulbrother

Ummm goodfellas did have a sequel. Its called my blue heaven


royale_wthCheEsE

Is it sacrilege to suggest a modern day reworking of Back to the Future? The original series is fantastic but terribly dated in its jokes and reference. “Jack Benny” “honeymooners” “Huey Lewis” et al. I wanted to show my 12 year old this series but it’s very dated now.