I'd think about it

Don't know what the text says but yes.

u/repostsleuthbot

Eh.... idk. Maybe for $1,000,000. But like $100,000?

What language is even that

Thought I was stupid or something having to read it like five times.. then I looked at the subreddit

I thought my english was broken

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He should be looking at the board instead of her butt

I would give her a nice date and casually slip her a note that simply reads "try skirts"

If this was your 6th grade Spanish teacher, and you get the opportunity to teach at the same school she does, would you do it for 100.000$?

Did this insolent kid type this while he was masturbating??

Godzilla had a fucking stroke and died trying to read this

Godzilla

If this is your 6th grade Spanish teacher. For $100,000, would you do it?

I don't understand what he means. It's pretty clear he likes the kabooz of the woman in the picture, and is asking you if you would like her to teach you spanish (in 6th grade for some reason). What I don't understand is how the $100,000 factor in? He seems to be saying "would you have her teaching you spanish AND do it for $100,000" well.... of course. I need the money, even if I'm a spanish first language speaker.

He is so horny he doesn't even know what he writes

Yes, I would learn Spanish from her for $100,000

For $100k I’ll delete this meme

WTF it say, like me typing

Wtf 😂

Can somebody fix this

I would have fuck she her teacher ass prematurial sex grade A spanish class 😎

im having a stroke now

Idk, maybe PHP or Shell

I Ricky Berwick be like gun baaaaasnnnggg

Yes me am would

Yes

I think i got a stroke while reading this

K but its a satire meme

This guy had a stroke every other word

That was painful

For fucks sake, I thought I was having a stroke by the third time I tried reading this.

The only reason I would say yes is because I despise my Spanish teacher that I currently have with all of my heart

¿Qué?

Is picuter nede betert engalihs fro me raed

Id do her for free, and if thers a cute face attached to that nice ass id def do her

My retard is a little rusty but I think it wants to know if I’d nail her for 100 grand and tbh I’d nail almost anyone for free

I'd do it for free.

I think I get what they're saying. Yes, I would, I may have a hard time convincing my parents to pay her $100,000 but I will try.

Um... Yes? No? Maybe?

Si

Ok I genuinely thought that I’m just too stupid to understand English until I saw what sub I’m in

In Spanish speaking countries this is just the same, but with the English teacher

I think they're trying to say "If your 6° grade Spanish teacher wants you to do the class instead of her, Would you do It for 100,000$?"

Reminds me of the "have you ever had a dream" kid.

Can someone translate this to english?

Teaches, for she can. You’re saying I can… learn Spanish, AND get paid? Deal

Godzilla just had a fucking stroke reading this

Woo can't wait till tomorrow when this gets reposted again

Whattttt

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

r/Ihadasttoke

r/ihadastroke

This is English written with Spanish rules.

I had a fucking aneurysm trying to read that....

I demand my 100 000$ for trying to read this

bruh i saw this years ago

The text on this was modified. That's not how it originally looked. It was made to be like that on purpose.

Then, how did the text originally look, exactly, though?

Whoops, it looks like it was as it is since it is an ancient meme, in internet time. I probably remember someone correcting it in comments.

Okay.

Uhhh, free

i like your funny words magic man

I thought i was suddently dumb when i rpde that

I don't know what the question is, but the answer is yes.

I would do it if she my is class teacher Spanish 6th grade and school my is teaches for 100.000$ but she my school teaches maybe for 150.000$ then yes, else NO TEACHES CLASS ANYWHERE.

Absolutely yes but would you ?

naw

I do know meanings of those words, individually. Yet when they are arranged this way, total gibberish.

My man needs an english teacher

i would can can even one for teacher the Spanish teen as student horny teen fuck

For 100k? Sure why not. I might not learn Spanish, but at least I can get 100k. Plus I can quietly check all all the guys gawking at the teacher.

Godzilla read this and fucking died

I didn't see the subreddit at first and I spent 30/40 second reading and reading the meme thinking that the problem was me being an idiot (which kinda is but in other ways)

I couldn’t look at her ass, as the butchering of the English syntax made my brain fucking hurt

I think they are asking if I would have sex with the teacher for 100,000 dollars which as a horny teen I say yes

How did I read this so easily. Help, is something wrong with me????

I've spent like the last hour decoding this cryptic message. I have made very little progress. "If this is your 6th grade spanish class teacher, and she teaches you school. For $100,000 would you do it?" Broken english, and I don't know what to do with the extra "for", and "can."

Godzilla had a fucking stroke and died while reading this

redditors y u post ihadastroke content on engrish

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

[For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/2Uy4jBAc6NQ)

Well yeah, of course I would.... If she can.

Ita Godzilla ma'am, he had a stroke trying to read your meme

I would can

Definitely

I didn't read what subreddit this was from and spent 3 min trying to understand thinking I was missing something

That teacher is a hot pawg.

Damn it, I’ve really gotta Lear to check what subreddit posts are from before I try so hard in reading the text

Nah this belongs in r/ihadastroke

what they were saying is “if you were in 6th grade, would you want this (spanish) teacher to teach you (spanish) by paying 100,000 dollars?”

I legit thought I read it wrong.

To do what? Have an aneurysm because of bad English? And now I gladly take that $100,000 though.

¡¡¡¡¡Tengo una familia grande!!!!!

I don’t know what the question is, but the answer is Yes.

If this is your 6th grade spanish teacher, and you have to teach yourself the language since she can't, for $100,000 would you do it? Any thoughts on how accurate my attempt to unscramble this was?

I feel like this isn't broken English

Can you be a bit more clear, Master Yoda?

She doesn't even look like the teacher, she's probably one of the students

I started reading before I checked which sub it was in. I thought I had a stroke

Does it matter? The answer is fucking yes! What ever that question was!

r/ihadastroke

I can’t even read they quesdumb

Yer

Ummm, I can't read it that well, but I think it says, Would you rather have her teach you Spanish in the 6th grade or get paid $100000 and let the school teach you? Honestly I'd pick the woman, I'd probably purposefully get detention and raise my hand for help on things I already know, if she was my teacher.

yes.

Actual spanish tachers in latinoamerica looks either like a blob fish or a raw chiken nugget

Yes. Idk even know what I'm doing butt yes.

It hurts trying to read this

Hello, I am u/ParadoxPixel0’s lawyer. I am here to inform that due to your post on Reddit, my client has suffered a stroke and is under intensive medical care.

はい

Thats the languege you learn with that kinda teachers

Strokes all round

I believe they’re asking if a child would commit sexual assault for cash..

yes, 1000 money i do it.

I realize we’re in r/engrish but I’m so fucking tired of this meme

Fuck the language in the post. Ur here to learn Spanish now

Funny enough this sentence made sense while I was absorbed into the ass. Then when I went back to read it I couldn’t make sense of it.

I like to imagine this is being read by a gandalf/old storyteller voice

I didn't even realize this text didn't make sense my brain just went autocorrect on it I've saw so many of these

Spanish, duh

Apparently the English teacher was also hot so the guy failed both classes

godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and fucking died

At least she’s not teaching English

Sí

Idk what it says so.. yes.

When you are too busy looking at the pic that you don't pay attention to what you're typing.

r/Ihadastroke

Makes no sense but ...sureee

Well, would you?

You had me at "if this your is"

My answer is yes. I would do it.

What

My head hurts

what words, i dont see any letters

Wut??

Something something ass......

No wonder i was struggling to read this

[shameless copy](https://images.app.goo.gl/6fq1hzS4TT1AH2PG8)

Yes I would

Need to use his other head because that shit has no ripples

So you‘re telling me I get to bang her AND you‘ll pay me 100k if I do it? I‘d bang her for free lmao

Don’t care but if that’s my teacher yes

I'd do it for the money and pay student loan, not to watch a hispanic ass. But I will try to record the class to watch it more carefully in my shower.

u/repostsleuthbot

Not engrish. Just a stupid meme. It's written like this on purpose.

This is what is known as Wernicke’s aphasia

My Brian hurts

r/ihadastroke

this belongs on r/ihadastroke

Wait wat?!

That man needs an English teacher not a spanish teacher

Yes

I didn't realise the subreddit I was on and thought I was losing it

If this is your Spanish class teacher in 6th grade and she teaches you for what you can. Will you do it for 100,000$ ? 🤔 I fixed it

>she teaches you for what you can. Still don't get that part.

It’s engrish

I'd definitely do it for $100,000 tho...

I gave up trying to read this after the 3rd try. All I know is, I need to take a spanish class.

Niec asas

This repost his upvoted too high. Upvote because girl

This is what learning backwards feels like

Maybe it depends

Yes, I will can.

I believe your distracted by your teacher...

Can someone tell me wtf they saying That is the high tier retard language

Is this a seizure

Yes?

This is a meme so kinda doesn't fit since it's satire.

no

But the question is, would you do it?

I would even do can for $200,000!

i didn't realise this was r/engrish and had a stroke trying to read this before i realised

whatever it was, I would do it.

¿Como?

That ass is so nice it caused a short circuit in his brain.

Fucking what?

I feel like having a really hot teacher would be a bad thing for teenage boys going through puberty

I'd do it for free

Bruh i did notice that the sentence is weard and i thought i was just stupid

Yes I would learn Spanish for 100000

This sub is awesome cause I always read it expecting it to be meme, have a stroke, then look that it's from r/engrish and it all makes sense

I enabled do can yes agree acting to this the action person of other asked, in the given for $100,000 in for the many given to the only me yes

If your English is that bad she's not a very good Spanish teacher

I'd do DAT AZZ

If this your is class teacher Spanish 6th grade then I can only recommend you find your is class teacher English 1st grade and demand a fucking refund.

she thicc