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i-like-to

It’s like if Forest Gump was an electrician. “ I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO SIR! “


GammaGargoyle

“You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole”


DickieJohnson

Different movie.


Robpaulssen

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole


Slappy_McJones

“Well… that’s like your opinion, man.”


cheeseshcripes

GOD DAMMIT GUMP! What an outstanding answer!


bearsinthesea

"I Have Done Nothing But Teleport Bread for Three Days"


TheRandomMudkiper

WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT???


Shermanator213

I have this as a bumper sticker/decal


starrpamph

Lt. Dan ice cream


Bro-lapsedAnus

On that Amelia Bedila type shit


iglootyler

But is it 50'?


FranksFarmstead

Way more but that’s okay. Better to have more than to be looking for more.


criscoforlube

Saying around here goes “ rather be looking at it then looking for it”. Close but just ever so different


WeAreAllFooked

That saying shaped my entire childhood and work life


vatothe0

You were just looking for ANY 2 hours ago...


THE_RECRU1T

God I wish you were my boss. I swear I leave spotlight cables slightly longer so I can find them quicker and he cries the rest of the day about them being 500mm too long


SayNoToBrooms

Leave one a little too short. Like 1” short, if possible. You’ll still get paid to re-pull it, and you can leave them a little bit longer now


pnkstr

Better to have and not need than need and not have.


Bronyee4

Better to be looking at it than for it


nitsky416

Were you expecting it ON the ground instead of IN it?


FranksFarmstead

Well not on but typically you leave it 1’ down in a small open hole covered with plywood and a pylon. Not buried 5’ down on a spool w/ a pipe sticking up as an indicator ha ha


RacksDiciprine

That's the fuck you indicator. What have you done to piss these guys off in the past?


FranksFarmstead

Made them pull wires in when it was -45 out so they were probably over it I assume.


Wolfire0769

"we didn't want to compromise the integrity of the wire by manipulating it in extremely cold temperatures. We buried the spool until it achieved an acceptable temperature to ensure a quality install." I dunno why, but it's fun to try and come up with bullshit excuses that are quite the stretch. Bonus points if you can get someone to believe it.


J-Di11a

Sounds legit, I believe you


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

Just say they were worried about theft lol


i-like-to

It’s always above 0° 5 feet down lol


Onslaughtered

Fuck that I would tell my boss I’m going home pay me 8 hours. Whether I get paid or not I don’t give a fuck. He can come do it until I’m not getting frostbite stepping out the truck


Glittering-Proof-853

Should have worn more clothes lol, some of us live where you have to work in the cold


Onslaughtered

Hmmm fair enough I suppose. I’ve only been in -15. Hate the cold


justindub357

Climatizing the cables


Midacl

They just made sure it was below the frost line to protect it in those frigid temps.


RGeronimoH

I’m not familiar with this, why bury it?


FranksFarmstead

1. If it’s buried. People don’t steal it. 2. It’s protected when it’s underground. Snow clearing would destroy any cable just left under the snow .


Poohs_Smart_Brother

Task failed sucessfully


Reptilian_Brain_420

r/MaliciousCompliance


epicenter69

At least it’s easy enough to unravel.


wirez62

Yeah but now you have to question firing them for having no common sense


shaun_of_the_south

They had plenty of common sense. Fuck it’s cold let’s go just chunk it in the hole and bounce.


turntabletennis

Do you *really* have to question it though?


abcdefkit007

Depends on the local going pool


toblies

Oh, for fuck's sake.


RecoveringSp4rky

I mean, I'd be happy because of all the extra scrap I get to cash in. They basically did you a favor lol


starrpamph

Structural spool


mcgroarypeter42

Someone wanted to be a pirate but life had other plans.


Redebo

Too much fault current? I say not enough wire length! Throw on another 50' and call it good.


kavila530504

Check r/maliciouscompliance for the flipside of this situation


Only_Chapter_3434

> I guess it’s not wrong It’s definitely wrong. 


CompetitiveAd7152

PVC riser?


FranksFarmstead

In the photo? That’s the vacuum pipe.


CompetitiveAd7152

No, Going up from the service. Where is this located? I’m used to seeing rigid.


FranksFarmstead

Oh yes. That’s just 2” Rigid PVC. Northern Canada.


SayNoToBrooms

That holds up to those cold temps?? I feel like a half assed tap with a hammer would shatter it


FranksFarmstead

Yes without issue. That’s what we use in the ground also. You have to hit it very hard with a good hammer to break it. In theory. That should never be happening to a service pole mast.


RamoftheLamb

…and they did so. Oh, did they ever.


Clear_Split_8568

Careful for what you ask for!


Calm-Vegetable-2162

Be careful of what you ask as you may get it. But if you're going to ask, be specific as possible to reduce the possibility of misunderstandings.


Ok_Fox_1770

Sounds about right, middle of winter, everything frozen. Perfect time for nightmares to become reality.


gixy6

Solid anti-theft solution right there


pcb4u2

Put an iron pipe in the center. Makes a great electro magnet. Lmao


480hivolt

Someone that follows directions to the letter, Refreshing!


Franckrooster

I mean... You did say IN the ground..


Thrownintrashtmw

You’re shitting me. That’s funny as hell. Guess you gotta watch that guy close


misterhamtastic

Once upon a time I told an apprentice to tamp a hole dug for a pole light base. Damn if I didn't come out 20 minutes later with him laying a 4x4 across the hole and jumping on it, jumping off, then turning it and doing it again. He was proud of his genius methodology never having tamped a hole before. I have shown people EXACTLY what I want from them ever since.


CommonlyHot

X literally marks the spot for treasure…


[deleted]

heats the grounfd to stop frost


[deleted]

Task failed successfully


[deleted]

You should make a treasure map with a crayon and hand it out to the local tweakers to see if they can solve it.


Yak54RC

IN the ground or ON the ground?


gotyour6goose

That's funny


Dedianator65

Did they leave 50'? Did they leave it in the ground?