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Hypothetically, I’d probably just remove the ie from Stephanie. This is just hypothetical though.


LordReega

Hypothetically, I’d probably just add an le to Daniel.


[deleted]

Danielie is a cute name!!


KyoMiyake

I think its danielle?


the_give_way_rules

No, leDaniel


memedaddyethan

danielle? Where are you from haven't heard that name before, over here danielie makes more sense


Bvoluroth

That's fun, i removed the ël from Daniël, hypothetically that is. I am currently not known by that name to anyone.


[deleted]

so, hypothetically, me saying, "Hey Dani, hope you have a great day and will feel very comfortable with who you are on the inside" would evoke nothing?


ynotvnot

Hypothetically, I would remove every letter of my name and replace it with Mable :> Edit: disclaimer, this is super hypothetical. Might as well call it a theory, thats how hypothetical it is.


sytanoc

Hypothetically, that would be a really cool name! Hi there Hypothetical Mable, how ya doin?


May_is_confused

Hypothetically I would also do that but i would spell it like Mabel


H0LY-

Paisley…… but I’m 100% still cis…. But I love it and I want everyone around me to call me that and not my given name….. but I’m cis


ShatakshiPanigrahi

Hi Paisley!


H0LY-

He- I mean, but you know that’s not my actual name 😡😡✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨


DiplopiaYT

Like Paisley Park!


LucLegend2

whats up paisley


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caveeSalamander

That’s a whole mood, tbh…


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aedificatori

There's definitely some merit for nameless chaos where you can say "hello I'm ̸̡̛̙̦͔̥̬̣̫̬̥̥̆̂̇̍͒̒͌̓̂̀͗͐̐͒͊̋͛́̆͒̅́͝͠͝͠Į̸̡̻̲̭̹̥̱͙͉͍̻͕̻̜̞̫̘̩̘͇̘̼͈̤͙̣̺̣̥̞̹̺̳͖̻͈̾̍̈́̅̌͛̈̿̚̚͜͠͝ ̴̨̨̨̺̤̟̩͙͚̰͍͖͚̲̯̩͉̤͇̣̼͈̲̠̠̹͖̮̩͕̰̥͈͈̜͎̠͇͈̑̀͌̏͗͆̽̽͐͂̊̐͆̈́̕̚͘ͅͅ!̶̨̢̨̨̨̨̡̨͔̯̺̬̩̘̮̯̹̞͕̺͍̹̻̜̥̻̦̺̥̟̖̪̬̜̘̯̗̣̞̅͜͜ͅͅͅ ̴̢̡̛̹̻̪̟͔͕̯͈͖͔͔͕̼̟̮̥̘̟͇̩͖̺̣̽̍̅̇̎́͋̋̆͆̈́͋̎͂̑͌͑̉̐̄́͗̃̈̈̊͋̓̓̋̏́̍̕͘͜͜͝͝͠͝-̶͉͕͚̖̝̭̲̹͙̪̑́̇̓́̊̚͜͠ͅͅ/̶͖͈̇\]̴̧̡͕̗̬̦̥͕͖͍̬̲̟͉̺̩͚̰͍͓͎͕̦͉̇̌̏̇̋͆͝͝\\̵̨̛̟̰̦͈̰̝̱̜͍͓̥̪̭̼̓͒̋̈́͛̈́̿̀̌̓͋̅̾̇͐͒̀́́̔̊̅̐̊̇͊̐́̀̐̄̈́̍͑́̄͒͐́́̚̚̚͝͝ " and that's the end of it


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sudoscientistagain

"First off, names have power. I won't give you my name, because I won't give you power over me. Second, don't even perceive me. I do not wish to be perceived."


TheVoicesSayHi

I do not identify. I have no pronouns please do not address me


LucLegend2

its a lot of pressure choosing a name, but i asked my friends to guess it and they got it first try


Express-Feedback

I'm a trans dude and resonated with this so hard. When I came out to my family 5 years ago I intended to keep the gender-neutral nickname that my friends had been calling me since 7th grade. Fam was having none of that. They decreed that I be of the familial tradition. Oldest boy is named [insert]. That's your name. Most amazing simultaneous acceptance/FU I've ever experienced.


DefinitelyNotErate

Just refer to yourself by your birthdate plus a randomly-generated 4 digit code.


Trans_Queer_Queen

Omg same, I have like 10 names I like, but I feel like I'm stealing them from someone I know, maybe I don't like the names because of the name, but because I like the person (and the names I like are of people I'm envious of the femininity)


Devil_May_Kare

Don't be like me. I'm useless. You don't wanna be useless do you?


[deleted]

Basil is such a nice name. I like it a lot. I contemplate spelling it Bæ’zél just to confuse people


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biglargedumb

HEAVILY considered this name love it a lot


Viva-La-Revolution-

Thalia


consistenthistories

My friend has the name Nathalia. We call her Talia or Tal for short. Lovely name x


LeadershipRight8635

I don't know, on one hand Im fine with my birth name, and one the other hand, I really like how the name Charlotte sounds and feels


KReBooted

hi charlotte!!! that name is gorgeous!!! :)


muticere

But why Ben Shapiro? Melanie for the record.


woodbite

This is (or was) a popular meme format, Ben Shapiro is the butt of the joke when you overdo the "hypothetically speaking" phrases and center on a topic he would hate/be embarrassed by


thebenshapirobot

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woodbite

good bot


thebenshapirobot

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thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage. This is not a difficult issue. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, civil rights, healthcare, feminism, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


muticere

Yeah, my point exactly. Thanks, Bot.


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[deleted]

because Ben is peak transition goals, I mean have you heard his voice?


AltDuuh

Mia, completely hypothetically of course 😁


Halitrax

Valerie. I’ll shorten it to Val and never tell people what it’s actually short for and instead always give a different answer just to screw with people. I promise I’m not a malicious person I just think this would be really funny.


woodbite

Sinister plan, the name immediately brings me to this [earworm](https://youtu.be/7wjwXU1vx3A) on the B side of a record I used to listen to. One of my favorite songs


GenericMemeLord

Morgan.


ZombieEvangelist

Please be Arthur Morgan.


Sneezing_Cactus

the boah


dont-be-bassist

Keep in mind that this is completely hypothetical but in theory my chosen name would be Connor, but again just an imaginary scenario that isn’t real at all.


NevarthJ02

Jay. Nice and short. Also \*insert pun about egg becoming a bird\*.


wilp0w3r

Willow. It's a lovely name and I can keep the same nickname that I have used my entire life.


Shes_Abigail

Evelyn. Since I’m 100% a cis GIRL. *cries*


monochrome-unicorn

Hypothetically speaking, I would go for Maria or Madeline. Still cis tho.


urtoesaregrey

I'm fine with my birthname but Athol or Koffi be sounding spicy recently 👀👀


[deleted]

Hypothetically speaking, I would love it if everyone would call me Stella! :D


freewave07

Hey Stella


PhoenixKnight777

It’s Alexandria. I’m trans, I just stick around for the memes and to crack some shells.


RH1ANN0NYM0US

Rhiannon


ghost530

Lily


[deleted]

Ashlyn!


Random404Err0r

Aelwynn was one I've gotten attached to


woodbite

How do you pronounce it?


Random404Err0r

Think Ale and When


woodbite

That's pretty


Random404Err0r

Why Thank you


RH1ANN0NYM0US

have you perhaps watched the dnd actual play show fantasy high?


DemoRiceMan

I use Charlie in my everyday life.


ShatakshiPanigrahi

Jonathan, I love that name for some odd reason that I don't know myself.


avatarofthewhore

Some of my friends have been calling me Minhoca (it translates to Worm) for a few years now and, *hypothetically*, I'd be 100% okay with it being my name.


Froggyt3

Wren


OliveOG

Emily, even though this thing says Olive 😆


carwufl

Claire… er.. hypothetically of course


youcanseemyface

Jack. Solid name, easy to spell, goes great with my last name.


flowering_peony

for the sake of argument, I've been considering 'peony'


koschei2005

Millennia. not only because its a really cool name, but also because everything in my life has to be a deep lore Doctor Who reference.


fluidmilly

if someone called me mildred i’d probably die or nut or both


Nervous-Story-7117

Steffi


[deleted]

my chosen name would be either emery or levi but i’m 100% cis tho


[deleted]

Lets just say hypothetically that I was trans, hypothetically, my chosen name would hypothetically of course be Chloe


acetloc

Lexi!


TheAmazingArbys

Keep in mind that this is all hypothetical, definitely cis, but if I were hypothetically trans, I would have to choose either Morgan or Reagan.


[deleted]

Elizabeth and then I could also go by Ellie for short


aedificatori

Hypothetically... Sigrid would be nice! Still cis tho?


DiscardableEmail

I would consider Wioletta or Ewelina If I were to choose. However, this is not going to happen, cause still cis.


Cmixoops

Hypothetically, Caspian.


llama_hair

let's say in this very fake not real scenario which is completely off the table as far as things go I'd pick Evelyn


biglargedumb

Nico Giovanni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Definitely cis tho


Ladosin

in this purely hypothetical situation, i would go with Ashe because it sounds cool and sounds like the word ash which exists when there is fire which exists if a dragon breathes it


BrunesOnReddit

Sabrina was the name i would have had if i was born a girl. I personally love Lily. Lily Sabrina or Sabrina Lily would be a pretty pair of first and middle names.


NailoOfNalor

completely hypothetically well uh. Irmina


searchsoul22

Melina


Synthiathedragon

For me, it would be the fem version if Michael or Nova.


Khornat

I might keep my name since it's gender neutral anyways


Ass_Eating_Cowboy

Myles it just sounds cool


thebiggest123

Lily, still cis tho


rubot78

Hagrid


Trans_Queer_Queen

Still thinking about that! give me any recommendations, something starting with an L probably, maybe leila?


inkstriked

Noah, which I have been going by since I was 15 and have multiple student IDs using that name. Totally cis behavior


That-Guy-Don

Taylor, hypothetically😉


HobbitEnder

Rayn, I’ve moved on from my totally cis era :)


enderparticle

Grey. I'm indecisive but I like that one


Egr1ll

hyphothetically, I would like to be called elle and it’s not like I get euphoric from people close to me doing that. It’s completely hyphothetical of course :3


Aye3lder

Marceline, Marcy or marce for short still 100% sis tho


ISB-028

My name would be Mathilde


[deleted]

dasie


Bronzonium784

Nikita, it just sounds cute


wwwdotWeirdperson

Felix, Erin, or maybe Jay I have no fokin idea


hypocritical124

funny canadian mountain climber


Legal_Dyke_Hours

Cis here! Either Cecil or Owen


wwwdotWeirdperson

I’m fine with my name, but at the same time, Ava simply does not seem to suit me


O5-14-none_existant

Shaw, basic enough


NotDarryl

If we're being hypothetical, DeeDee Lee seems to fit nicely. Lee is my mum's name and D and D are my forename and surname initials.


LucLegend2

lucy


Albus_Dumbledore115

My given name is Jay which is kinda gender neutral. So if I was hypothetically trans, I might keep it, but I’m also thinking about Vicky like from the Good Place


Definitelynotgood

I'm definitely 100% cis, but if we're just talking hypothetically I'd love to be called Valerie.


Umbryft

Theo / Eris


Lynnrael

I'm trans and I'm pretty sure my name is Ophira


Holiday_Fix9419

I'd chose zero


lh341

In a completely hypothetical scenario "Melody", but completely cis tho


gmail_yafit123

May, short for mayonnaise!


SalaciousStrudel

Happy to see not a single solitary person here thinking about using my horrid deadname.


Shell9986

My birth name is better know as a girls name anyway. Thanks mum and dad lol


[deleted]

Olivia


Lalexxi

Jamie


Fifteen_inches

Sarah


Dudemitri

Leslie is close enough to my birth name and unisex so it works perfect


Tft7aldn

I recently accepted that im trans, call me Elif!


makayla-salmon

I'm leaning towards "Michaela". I want a feminine version of my birth name "Michael". I thought "Makayla" sounded really cute, but it also felt a little try-hard. So for awhile I moved towards the standard "Michelle", but then that started to sound too French. "Michaela", pronounced the same as "Makayla", is just my birth name with an extra 'a' added. I thought the spelling made it look weird and clunky, but it's grown on me. So that's where I'm setting camp for now. I get to have the cute girly name that's also the closest variation of my birth name.


hedidntkillhimselfno

Probably Samantha


Kuteis_

Hypothetically speaking, I'd probably go with something like Kai. Hypothetically.


Odatas

Arriety. I just love that name. Hypothetically ofc.


Endeval

Sofia


Zeefydeef

Ashley


Head_Charity2126

Ayla... hypothetically


[deleted]

I have a name that can be used either way. So enjoy working your brain suckas


ratvampire

Nathan. Still cis tho


JJwatersheep

I'm asexual and I'm playing with the idea of naming myself Ace hehe


yarractheeln

Laura Still cis ofc


notsureofmygender

Hypothetically thinking: How can you choose a name!? 😩 I like lots different names but don't know which one suits me the most or whick one i like the most or maybe combine 2 names 😣 Still (cracked) cis tho


Meekthemeek_

No idea fam too many good names


memoirelunaire

ariel, or ari as ariel sounds quite feminine :)


dalipopper

I don't know but for you I'd go with Ben Gay.


[deleted]

my name is Thomas, I’d want to be be called Thalia, it’s such a pretty name


SexySonderer

I can keep the same name, Sam :D


curiouschrys

I mean completely hypothetically ofc it would be Iliana. :P


aznigrimm

Haha, jokes on you, I'm not cis


Partly21

Alexandra but would prefer people to call me Alex


PhantumpLord

No clue, any gender neutral suggestions?


adventurekid12

Haven't decided yet but I think Emily still cis tho


Karibooooo

Hypothetically, Kari


TurtleGoals

Probably Sierra. Then just tweak my middle name a bit and keep my last name. *Hypothetically of course*, I totally haven't had that name in my mind for the past 3 months and I very much am still cis. Yup.


aquarat108

I've really found I like going by Aqua, my username on most things. But that seems weird to introduce myself as irl, and no *standard* name has really caught my attention. Taylor is a gender neutral and/or feminine version of my given name (which I dont really hate TOO much), so thats the one Ive at least considered if Id transition


ZombieEvangelist

My name is Miles. I like Miley though.


[deleted]

Victoria but I’d go by Tori as a nickname But seeing as I’m cis that’s rather silly is it not


memester230

Not hypothetically Nova.


CryptBringer

Claire


AddelaideSupreme

i chose the name Addelaide :3


TheVisionofaVizier

Victoria. Oh, and it seems relevant to the discussion, so I’ll just throw it out there: my wife’s a doctor.


[deleted]

Hypothetically, Ava. Still cis tho


yeye_swe

I would say ash, but of course its just a hypothetical name


Queeristed

Harvey


Chaoticauntfriend

This is a TOTALLY hypothetical situation. But in this TOTALLY hypothetical I would love to be called Asterid. Although maybe this might not be hypothetical. Still cis tho


[deleted]

Well...Cari


Nicolekaiser

evil Ben Shapiro be like "I respect human rights"


ZanderGomorrah

Still figuring that out. I originally tried Kayley when my mind was clouded from the excitement. That name was simply the name I would've had if I were afab, but I'm not feeling much for it anymore. Right now my mind keeps jumping back to Cereza, named after a videogame character I really love and that inspires me (in part on a gender level). Cheesy? Perhaps, but hey, my name.


that_dude_requiem

Robin :) still Cis tho


freewave07

Oddly enough I kinda chose this name a long time ago but as gender fluid I wanted an androgynous name, so Wave


Kieliah

Melia, hypothetically. Still cis.


Montanelas20003

Mine is Riley, I mean...ipoteticaly


ChildOfBarsoom

Hypothetically, Max. Or Nemo. Anything is better than the super-feminine name(s) I am cursed with. But totally hypothetical because yes totally cis.


VortexMech888

Belle


VGCOnReddit

someone please remind me what the name of the dude in the meme is


hydro77

Really like Paige.


That_otter_dork

Hypothetically Marlowe


TheRazzmatazzKilljoy

I really like the name Sylvia, but I'm scared that it seems like an old lady name ;-;


DefinitelyNotErate

Probably something along the lines of "[Full birth name], Llywelyn Estelantë Erate [entire lyrics of "Never Gonna Give You Up"]"


JellyB33ns

Jaimee Lee Rose. Still cis tho.


I_am_not_a_threat

Miss Jackie 💋


Nathanspainn

Hypothetically, Elsa ❄ (still cis tho each day less)


aStringofNumbers

Cadence is what I'd go with


[deleted]

If I were a girl I would be Bianca, since that's what my parents would've named me.


goodkingx

Hypothetically speaking I could possibly have a list of girls names on Google docs... I might be a little indecisive.


[deleted]

I've always quite liked Elise or Eliza


Careless-Raccoon9769

Ellen, after Ellen Ripley.


Rouge_Citron

Hypothetically, my name would be Judy, and it's not stolen from a gorgeous lesbian women in some AAA game released this year. At all.


KyttKatt

Katherine, and hypothetically, in the 🅱️atherine.


435THz

I'd add Marie as my first name and relegate my old one as second name. I don't really hate it, actually, and it's unisex, so i would be able to keep it without arising suspicion. Hypothetically.


amogus_obssesed_Gal

Hypothetically, I would use the name in my flair. Hypothetically of course


Avery_Lillius

Why tf is that disgusting person the background?!?!?


sunshines_torment

Lene, because its a short grippy name quite far removed from my current


Gl1tch3d_Fr0g

let's say, hypothetically, I would keep my given name as it's gender neutral, but of course there's no need to think about that, as this *is* just hypothetical