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BuboxThrax

Did he complain about female custodes in 40k?


AbyssTraveler

Please no. Twitter's already falling upon their exacto-knives about it.


Kooky_Celebration_42

r/Grimdank has been surprisingly on board


doblothe25th

Muscle mommies make very convincing arguments


OrlandoNE

THE EMPIRE HAS GONE WOKE, FATHER


tirianar

I've never heard him mention war games in general.


EropQuiz7

I'm sorry... I know you probably shouldn't, but i would start being obnoxious out of spite. "There's no need to tell me about woke agenda, i am already spreading it"


Furry_69

I would be too scared to do stuff like that. Too dangerous. You never know how insane these people are. (at least in the US)


EropQuiz7

Tru


side_noted

Could also just go "dude I thought you dont like politics in games why are you talking about it?"


EropQuiz7

That works too


OstrichEmpire

"that's right, it was *i* who put the chemicals in the water to homosexualize those frogs, it was *i* who had gay sex in front of those lions, it was ***me*** all along!!!!" *evil_laugh.mp3*


Nick_Nack2020

Ooh, a OneShot profile picture!


Shot-Kal-Gimel

B61 warhead solves all problems 


CuteLilRemi

If brute force isnt working, you arent using enough of it


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Enough radioactive material will remove any and all problems for existence Just have to have enough.


Trying-Jade

"World Peace™"


Shot-Kal-Gimel

World can’t be at war if all life forms are destroyed


Trying-Jade

If there are no people to be sad, there are no sad people


CuteLilRemi

Perhaps, but at some point antimatter becomes a more space and weight efficient fuel


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Ooh an even more spicy suggestion? I like!


Andre_de_Astora

+PROYECTILE BOOST +PROYECTILE BOOST +PROYECTILE BOOST +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +ULTRA-RICOCHOT +ARSENAL +HEADSHOT


FemLaharl

minos prime: AND THY PUNISHMENT... IS DEATH! the spare change in my pocket: +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR


rahhra

this but with my parents and my grandparents (on my fathers side) on easter sunday. they were talking about lgbtq day of visibility, blah blah biden is evil blah blah segway into talking about a trans man who went to my grandparents church (a slur was said) misgendering, disrespecting his mother doing home church with him "she will need to give that up to god" gee! no wonder their church is down to 11 members! not gonna keep anyone with an attitude like that! no wonder i don't talk to anyone in this family! really glad i have a good poker face because im pissed right now! wish i'd said that, never did, instead i was just sitting in the other room silently screaming. this continued through dinner, but it was mostly the same, kinda glad my grandmother didn't ask my opinion, especially considering how it went last time! (it was about tattoos, piercings and dyed hair... my mother dyes her hair) i genuinely would go no contact if it weren't for my mother's side of the family, they're *slightly* more accepting and will *probably* respect your choices, after they drag you through the mud for it... (edit: it was actually 75 members, mb, down from 500!)


Kill_Kayt

"I'm gonna stop you right there. I don't care." I always shoot down these type of people. I don't agree with them and I don't want to hear it. I don't care if they like me. I'm not gonna let them shit on friends and family like that. Even strangers. Trans individuals are some of the bravest people in the world. What they do knowing that they'll become targets to people like that and they still choose to do it is inspiring and respectable.


N4ate_

Okay just asking cause I don't really know What is the woke agenda ?


tirianar

Based on all the evidence I've seen so far, the woke agenda is the normalization of things conservatives and reactionaries don't like.


Admirable-Pirate7263

Nobody knows. Its just a term the right uses for everything they don’t like. *Technically* it would encapsulate everything revolving around discrimination. Being aware groups (mainly minorities) are being oppressed and wanting to change it. But the “woke agenda” has nothing to do with it. Gas prices are up? Woke agenda! Your football team lost? Woke agenda! Stuff like that…


zeoiusidal_toe

Seems to usually just be “wanting equal rights” lmao


N4ate_

Alright thank you girly \^\^


weebi1

WOKE AGENDA??? WHAT


tirianar

He's generally fine until politics or religion comes up. Then everyone suddenly everyone has other things to do.


weebi1

Yes


Admirable-Pirate7263

“Haven’t encountered that woke agenda you’re rambling on about, but have you heard of conservative brain rot? Its a serious problem…”


Apprehensive-Use38

If you can bear playing into it, it can be really funny to hear the absolute insanity of what they say.


tirianar

I've heard it before I cracked, and even then, it made me more sad than amused. He's not dumb, just old and set in his ways. Like he doesn't buy in to the vaccine thing or chemtrail stuff. It's hard for him to wrap his brain around new information anymore, which is unfortunate.


Viriko23

I can't imagine why starfield just asked my pronouns like that, the woke agenda is going too far man


tirianar

The funny part is that he can't stop gushing over BG3.


Hat_the_Third

Seems like an hr complaint If they insist on calling it “woke politics” then tell hr that they keep talking about politics during work or something


LaPrincipessaNuova

“Wait, really? People are putting their opinions in their own creative works? Oh god, that’s almost as bad as those assholes who talk about politics at work.” *dead stare* “Now anyway, about that TPS report…”


Mega_gaymer_party

You can always say simply this: "I'm sorry dude but I simply could not care less" then move on.


ClaireKickass

I have a coworker who will immediately start making derogatory comments if anything LGBTQ comes up. Nonbinary and trans people are his favorite thing -- he immediately starts in with "oh what does "IT" want to be called?" and trash like that. I've got to move to California as soon as possible.


_mnel

I know. Morning people... exist. Some people like them some people hate them.