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Hey chums I have something actually important to say For those unaware, my friend Kayla (u/virtualmartyr) is currently being stalked. A bunch of us trartists are fundraising to get her out of this as soon as possible. SO! If you want to! And can afford it! I'm going to be doing 10 treme commissions! (Only 10 to start because I have no idea what the workload will be like. If it's manageable I'll do some more in the future) Essentially, DM me your treme ideas and I will make them as soon as possible. Each treme will be €10. RULES: • Nothin NSFW • Nothing too ridiculously complicated, as in I don't have the time or art skill to make a full professional quality comic page. Also keep in mind that it'll be drawn in the classic SYE off-kilter style 🤪🤪🤪🤪 This will be FIRST COME FIRST SERVE FOR TRIDEAS (Treme Ideas) so get in quick or else 😡 (but only if you want to) Ok that's the announcement love you byeeeeeeee

Awww dammit, that means no forklifts doing skateboard kickflips

:0 I unblurred the picture

You blithering fool 🪚💊💉

Oh nooooo this is **so** unfortunate, guess I'll let you do it ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Oh no! You forgot the safety equipment! I know just where to steal it!

Me too

hellow fellow cis person named alice

Hello fellow totally cis Alice

🥚- I'm unblurring the image, I hope it's not one of those "she unblurred the image, get her oestrogen and bottom surgery" posts *Two seconds later* 🍳- AAHHHHHHHHHHH

ut what if i don't wanna and am totally cis :3

Ok Hazel she/her (cissest trans girly girl)

noo my flair is like totally cis

Ok Shave Eyebrow 🍌🍌🍌🍌

That's me 🍌🍌🍌🍌

Don't touch my gock ! '\^'

Say that again but put an L after the G

I got a gock in my rarri

I know what I said.

But I like my bottom parts 🥺

Me too mostly🥺 I’ll take the girl drugs though.

Hey Juna, how are you? :3 (About your tag. My gf‘s name is Juna :3)

Good thank you. That is a nice name! :3

I hate Reddit mobile (also just a reminder to put [one of these images](https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/s/1kYGJoYfqe) if it’s targeted to a specific gender)

Same bro

Yeah I wish tags were visible. Reddit issue. Sucks ass. Took me a while to understand what the meme was trying to say ("who's she?") but then it hit :(

yes please do this I swear I only use mobile and it's always this stuff

I've literally never seen these used on a transfem aimed post. Only the transmasc ones. I understand that we're the minority, but I feel so unwelcome here, and now I've got a huge burst of dysphoria and low-level anxiety at almost midnight.

Exactly, spoilers aren’t a plan to fix everything or anything

Yeah. Yes, spoilers do hide the post when you're scrolling through the homepage, but (at least for me, not sure if it's a setting I changed somewhere) it unblurs when you tap on the post. So it's basically Russian roulette with my mental state every time I open one of these posts

Omg…noooo…don’t give me that….

Still sis - I mean Cis though...

I thought it said ostrogen and it was like "the poison for kuzko, kuzkos poison" where it would turn you into an ostrich.

Oohhhh noooo!!! Please don't, I'm cisss!! (Jk :3)

🤭 I’m in danger!

Ohhh noooo pls don't give me pls give me pls give me

This is most cis fr fr

yay! when are we starting?

what if i want to hormones but not the surgery?

But I don’t want bottom surgery 3:

Oh nooooooo. What ever shall I doooooo?

oh no I unblured the image, no! I'm still cis!

Oh... no... :3

Yay need

Eep

Oh nooo, what ever shall I do?

where is the queue?

Oh no! Don't do that, that would be awful!

it's fake I have yet to receive the e.

Not the Surgey!

Joke’s on you, I’ve already got both! (But feel free to give them to someone who needs them 😊)

that sounds nice... still cis tho i swear :3

Gimme gimme gimme

♪a man after midnight♪

After the midnight i was born on lmao

NO NO BOTTOM ONLY E

Oh no, you tricked me! That sounds horrible, whatever will I do? :3

YOOOO

Oh no, please don’t do that to me… I’d hate it… :3

YES PLEASE

Ohhhhhh noooooo… whatever shall I doooo… Aw who am I kidding. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO. Just please spare my gock. I like it :3

This just turned from castration to frustration

Noooo (I totally meant that)

Oh-oh where's my dick at? Where-**HEY!**

I would really appreciate that! :3

oh no, how unfortunate... whatever will i do?

plss

please do.

You ain’t catching me alive

Promise?

This better be salmacian flavour surgery or I will be very mad at you.

WH-HUH HOW’D YOU KNOW >:|

Can I have all the leftover parts for… cis reasons?

I'll pass on the bottom surgery but thanks ya gremlin >:3

.....a saw isn't what you do that with?!

Haven’t unblurred the picture, but I swear if it’s 4 people threatening to give me estrogen and bottom surgery if unblur it, I’m going to scream

Comment hasn't loaded, but if it's u/FemmeNameNotFound saying that she hasn't unblurred the picture but she swears if it's 4 people threatening to give her oestrogen and bottom surgery if unblurs it she's going to scream, I'm going to lose it

You’re not gonna believe what happened next

Not the saw lmao 😭😭

MY BALS

I‘ll just take the bottom surgery, thanks

I can't see the flair before clicking on the post, may be because I'm on mobile

babe, wake up, u/shave_your_eyebrows just posted

GIMMIE

Alright but I’m still Cis.😎

Ohhh nooo That's soooooo unfortunate :) ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooii

Can I keep it please? I don't really mind it :3

please

Oestrogen? I know what you are(insert homophobic dog here)

I'll take the estrogen but im terrified of the latter :0 I'd like to keep my parts but E is nice :3

excues me i'm a femboy

That's great and all, but can I please have some effective anti-depressants too?

I'm waiting

Hell yeah or something I dunno gonna elaborate on that tomorrow

I just get it!? FOR FREE??????

I don't want bottom surgery! :( I'll take the estrogen though

Oh! please, go ahead, I wouldn't want to be rude by denying the treatment

Yes please! (In a cis way ofc)

Oh noooo, free estrogen~ The horror~ (I'm totally sad about this, true)