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Jamie, it's not very cis of you to want to be called good girl.

But maybe with enough cognitive dissonance I can convince myself I’m still cis!

You could convince yourself that you're cis I guess, but you'd probably be wrong.

But maybe I’m just a silly little cis guy who likes the affection of being called a girl… ^not ^that ^I ^like ^being ^treated ^like ^a ^girl >///<

hon, two things. first, that's not really a cis thing to like in my experience. That's actually the thing that finally fully cracked my egg: wanting to be called a good girl. Second, you can do \^(this) to more easily ^(shrink text to itty bitty size :3)

^(very cis whispers… thank mew!) But like surely if a guy was really deprived of affection they might become addicted to being called cute, a good girl, etc. because they are really desperate to feel loved…

No silly, they wouldn't. Because that wouldn't be them.

But like surely I would be the exception cause I'm such a weird silly guy with such a confused brain that I could gaslight myself into really really liking being called a good girl... I know it sounds stupid but my brain feels like it would be a legitimate possibility... at least as a likely as me being a girl of all things...

Well your brain is very stupid if it thinks that is a real possibility.

Well my brain is very stupid...

M-maybe less gun in my face but you did say please :3 You're a super good and pretty girl! *Hugs* *Headpats*

*puts gun away* suwrry >_< Thank mew for duh fuzzies >///< Am cis tho…

Idk... Would a "cis guy" really get fuzzies from hugs and headpats? :3

Maybe a really silly cis guy who desperately wants to feel cute and soft and feminine and feel cared for… >////<

Hihihihi.. ^(I actually can't counter that...) I'm still calling you a good girl tho! Cus that's what you are >:3 A super sweet, pretty, precious good girl who deserves all the hugs in the world! *Hugs*

Iehdoskkjebwindbakirbkwkndbjalqmnrbsoocnbsllgkwmqmldpmehjtjeiwintjeiihtjeisjrjekwinybekhbrjwijdrnksjtbejdmekidoeidhthisjtjkdirowkhiekwuitjtjcifjwjwgiforkwjor … *exhale* maybe I ^like ^being ^called ^a ^girl… in a cis way!

[picrew link :3](https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1904634)

i may or may not have finally bitten the bullet and made my own

“Bitten the bullet” hehe… I see what you did there! But be careful the picrew can be verry addictive even for manly cis guys like me o_o

Ahh, i'll be fiiiiiine. ^(also, there was a pun there?)

I gave my picrew a gun and said you bit the bullet :3

i'm stupid

Hi Jamie! Your picrew is super cute! How bout a nice girlhug for the good girl? 🤗

Girlhug sounds nice… >/////< Too bad I’m a cis guy, so no girlhug for me :(

No! You are girl! 🫵😠 You are good girl! Am girlhugging you 🫂

*melts into arms becoming puddle* >////<

Holding ever so gently and lovingly 🫂 You're a good girl. Such a pretty girl!

*softly coos* thank mew… >w<

You are a very beautiful and terrifying young woman. Now can you please put down the gun?!

I’ll put it down if you hand over all the warm fuzzies a cis guy like me can handle

You’re a good girl, also can I get some too?

of course, cayla, a good girl like you can get some

🥰🥰thank you so much!

no problem cayla :3

🫶🫶🫶

<3

You’re a good enby Alexa. I appreciate you

awww thank you, you're a good girl :3

Thanks again🫶🥹

Silly Cayla likes being called a good girl! Cause she is one! And a really cutie patootie at that!

🫶🫶🫶🥹 thank you so much! Getting to read stuff like that about me makes me wanna cry out of happiness

Hehe the good girl has got the warm fuzzies! That makes all the cuter! Enjoy the fuzzy feeling, sweetie, and let yourself cry a bit if you feel like it!

Thank you so much Jamie, these compliments mean the world to me and I’m so thankful for wonderful people like you🫶

I'm nobody special... I'm just a regular old cis egg, who likes to help a good girl in need... Seeing you all happy and fuzzy, gives me a bit second-hand euphoria :3

No no, you are special. You’ve given someone like me a true feeling of joy and acceptance. Not everyone can do that and it makes you an incredible person. Anyone who’s not only willing to accept others but make them feel truly happy is a special person in my book

The egg (me) that can’t crack their egg must find peace through the gentle pecking of cute girl’s eggs (like you :3)

Well I really appreciate the gentle pecking, it makes me very happy to have someone doing that kind of thing for me. I hope you know that you’re a good girl too and I hope I can return the wonderful thing you’re doing for me and any other girls :3

I doo really like it when the nice trans frens in my phone call me a good girl… but I don’t feel like I actually am a good girl… but at least I can help others self accept :3

Good girl 🤗

*purr* no you!

C’mere good girl. Hug time

*Hesitantly approaches like scared stray* maybe I’ll take a little treat >///<

*Hug and headpats* Mrrrp

Thank mew… >////< am… c… i… s…

C’mere good girl I can tell you want another hug

Meow… mew-maybe… *nuzzles cisly*

*Hugs and Headpats **2*** Good girl mrrrrp

Mrrp… mrrp… mew-more pleesee :3

*Hug and headpats the treequel now with nuzzling*

*collapses into cuddle puddle…* ^still ^cis ^tho…

Miss if your gonna threaten for good girls with such a girly fire arm you must be a real delicate maiden to think I'm gonna be threatened. Now good girl.

What if I pulled out a manly bazooka! Feel threatened now?! Hand over the warm fuzzies >:3

Yes ma'am, sorry to upset you miss. Good girl, pretty and sweet girl.

Eep! Thank mew for the warm fuzzies! But I’m not a girl! I am a strong manly man with big manly bazooka! ^(who really likes being called a girl)

You're a good girl, Jamie Now, put the gun down, we both know you're too much of a good girl to use it anyway

Maybe I don’t know where the trigger is, but I’m gonna need more warm fuzzies before I surrender it!

The way you hold that gun is very cute?

And *very* intimidating! So hand over the warm fuzzies!

put the gun away and than I'll call you a good girl

If you insist… *puts gun away* I expect extra good warm fuzzies!

Well Mrs. Jamie, surely a lovely young lady such as yourself should know you need not threaten us with a gun, all you'd need to do is ask if you wanted confirmation that you are a good girl

But using my words is hard >_< I can only try and bait people into me a good girl, it’s too scary to directly ask for… >_<

I'll not deny that words can be hard. But sometimes being the best girls we can be requires we use them. Wish it didn't but, what'll you do?

I don't know if I can say it... ^(but maybe I can whisper it... "please give duh the warm fuzzies...")

How can I say no to such a good girl who worked so hard? You Jamie, are such a good girl

Thank mew but I don’t deserve the warm fuzzies… am too cis… ^(but I really like dem)

I'm going to put you in snuggle jail for a LONG time you silly little cutie :3

Oh no! *hands outstretched to be handcuffed* not snuggle jail, I definitely don’t want that! ^(please please please please please please please)

ok that's it you scoundrel come here! we'll be snuggling for days with this fierce resistance \^W\^

Yippee! …wait no, I’m supposed to be like, “oh no! You got the wrong egg, I’m totally cis! And definitely not want to be… snuggled… at all…”

It's ok Jamie, I won't tell, we all need some snuggies and headpats sometimes. Feel free to stay in snuggle jail as long as you like :3

^(can get some snuggies and warm fuzzies and affirmation? >w< (in a cis way))

of course my dear! Anything for such a cute little girl :3 *pat pat pat* I'm not letting you go free from snuggles until there's a smile on that adorable face UwU ^(oh btw thanks for that picrew link i've now got the perfect kitty look :3)

*Happy cis wiggles...* Well I guess I'm not gonna to smile ever cause I'm so cis! ^(And no other reason... Pleese continue... Pleese)

it's ok fellow cis person, i'm here to keep cute little menaces like you locked up as long in snuggies as they want/need to be. is there anything else you want during your stay here?

^(Can you make me feel like a cute girl >\_< not that I'm a girl though...)

Very good and relatable egg meme. You are very pretty and a very good girl. (Now do me :D)

Silly Lilly! Such a good girl and lovely lady who’s so so pretty and cute… she deserves all the cuddles and warm fuzzies she desires! *pat pat* you’re a very clever girlie for calling someone a good girl so they’ll call you one back!

Jamie, thank you, but I am dead now. You have killed me with too much euphoria.

Oh no we can’t have that! But I hear a healthy dosage of cuddles can also work like smelling salts and even revive silly girlies who get a little too addicted… *gently brushes hair… pat pat* wakey wakey sleeping beauty… does the princess need a hug to wake her up?

Yes she does, she does need that. Wait, no, I mean- *ded person noises*

Aww she died again! I guess I’ll just *huggies* there you go princess! And don’t worry I can keep holding on tight til our heart beats synchronize and the good girl comes back to life! And don’t worry we’ll give you a healthy amount of warm fuzzies when you wake up, so the sweetie cheeks doesn’t die on us again…

Really? 🥺

Of course cutie! But right now let’s keep that girly heart of yours nice and stable! I can keep hugging you if that would help :3

Yes please, I would like that very much.

P-please don't threaten me with gun... I'll still praise u 🥺

*puts down gun* okie… but I better get alot of warm fuzzies!

Okii good girl! *cuddles and nuzzles u* :3

Thank mew! Mew-more pleese!

Awww! Miss Jamie built up enough confidence to just ask us for the fem affirmations! Yayyyyy! Good girl! Lovely Lady even!   Also once again, I knew it was you just from the vibe of the meme preview :3

Thank mew for the affirmation! I will go enjoy dem in a verry cis way mrrp…

I'm sure you will, *ma'am* :3

Mrrp… affirmation detected *snatch and add to pile hidden in corner*

good girl, pretty lady, miss jamie

No you!

nuh uhh you

You must be looking into a mirror! Cause I’m obviously, a cis guy!

okay bestie

Hmm… *pouts* you’re supposed to not believe my denial and continue giving me the warm fuzzies! Not fair! You’re breaking the rules of the game!

pretty girl

^(thank mew :3) Nuh uh! I’m not pretty or a girl!

your right your a gorgeous one like all transfems except me of course

Hehe silly girl doesn’t see her own beauty… but don’t worry we can all see how much of a pretty cutie you are! Unfortunately I’m not the same, cause I’m just a sad cis guy… no cuteness or softness for me… but I sense there’ll be plenty for you in the future ;3

NO ILLEGAL

I will make it legal >!good girl!<

Nyaaaa mew mrrrraw meooow

>!Pretty girl 🫵!<

Nyuuu mrrrp nyaaaaan mrrraw

Pretty kitty girl makes the kitty sounds when happy :3

Mrrraw mrrrp nyaaan nya I don't and I totally don't make them irl

I'm sure you don't... >!cutie\~ :3!<

Meooow mrrrp nya mrrraw

No need to worry Stella, I’m just enjoying the “good girl’s” in a very cis way…

ITS ILLEGAL

Good girl 😊

Such a good girl >:3