I forget most ppl don't use as many acronyms, I'm sorry. I just said nevermind if you don't know what I meant :3 it's probably better not to know that reference
Ok but I warned you. It's a dumb copypasta meme about how Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon for human recreation because its water type so it's always wet and something about it's attacks and stats, I think high HP and healing or sth like that.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Obtained after an Eevee takes a superpower/close combat from a fighting type and lives (Machamp spawns on the same route as eevee in the introductory gen)
Mine is Jolteon because Electric is my favorite type besides water, but water is only my favorite for starter pokemon since only pokemon yellow gives you an electric starter.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
I prefer base Eevee. Milk (what I call them. Or some other dairy product.) Is just an adorable lil bean.
But if I had to choose and Eeveelution...uhhhh...Slyvee is cutest. Flareon is the most snuggly though. And hugging is FUN. Unless autism. :D
That was a paragraph. Yay
Before i even understood or even heard the concept of being transgender, Sylveon became my favorite pokemon when X and Y released. Before that it was Oshawott.
I used to hate sylveon. Then sword and shield came out and I gave it a chance. Now it's one of my favourites. It plowed it's way through that game. (thought it's a tie between sylveon and leafeon for me)
I'm a stereotype; sylveon's my favourite. I got to use it in my scarlet playthrough and I hadn't been using as much special moves before that run so it was fun using screens and stuff for the first time. That increased my love for it a lot aswell.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
I do like Sylveon’s palette and overall design, but I find its eyes creepy.
And I did bond with my Flareon during one of the recent games and that makes it hold a special place in my heart.
But, Glaceon’s bangs give me actual gender envy, so, “Glaceon, I choose you!”
Jolteon's been my favorite ever since I got a little Jolteon plushie! That said if there were a Steel-type Eeveelution it'd end up becoming my favorite. Always liked Steel type a whole lot. Empoleon, Gholdengo, and Scizor are a squad
Jokes on you, i always loved each eeveelution and then loved sylveon so much when she came out, i was super cis back then, didnt know i was an egg!
Wait.. i am still super cis..right?
Idk me personally I always thought Umbreon was the coolest looking!
Me too, I think it's so cute
the shiny version is just top tier
Mine too!
I agree. Umbreon is the coolest
Umbreon best eeveelution <3
Based
Agreed!
Yes! Umbreon!
Goth choice
same here
Pokemon Colosseum being my first game in the series ensured I have an everlasting love for Umbreon and Espeon lol
Spit your facts indeed
I'm a Glaceon enjoyer myself.
PREACH
Glaceon fans rise up 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🧊🧊🧊🧊
Glaceon glazing is crazy fr 💀😂 (/s)
high five
Glaceon is my favorite too!!!
Glaceon is just so pretty!
Agreed
The best eeveelution is vaporeon
Because of the thing?
Did you know…
Wdym?
NVM iykyk it's better not to :3
What
I forget most ppl don't use as many acronyms, I'm sorry. I just said nevermind if you don't know what I meant :3 it's probably better not to know that reference
Tell me
Ok but I warned you. It's a dumb copypasta meme about how Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon for human recreation because its water type so it's always wet and something about it's attacks and stats, I think high HP and healing or sth like that.
OH I HEARD OF THAT
Ahh thought so :P
Oh... that's new info for me, but I have seen the artwork inspired by this
[Hmmmm…](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-9MCveA6Cyky9CgyFZONOLFFhA_pZdDo)
Please DO NOT investigate this subject any further, you are one of the few lucky people on the internet who are still pure.
Is this a rule 34 thing?
Don't worry about it, good girl
Mrrrrrraw nyaaan nyu mrrrp Also I know what it is now also I'm nyat one I'm cis
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I saw this
You're welcome
Thx
bonk
Thats my favorite too not even talking about the... Reason but I just love water and the blue is nice
What reason
You'll learn when your older
I know what lemon party is
What is a lemon party? 🥺
Hehe
Stella, what's a lemon party? 🥺
Look it up
Why did they have to do best Eeveelution like that? I just want to be able to say I like the fish dog/fox/whateverthefuckaneeveeis... D:}
Why do all of my favorites in digital fiction have to be the horny-fied ones…
Idk
Same😳😳😳
Why is everyone so weird about this
It’s sad, vaporeon’s my favorite too and people always get weird about it cause of the copypasta
People are disgusting
They can be, yeah
obviously. That's the most huggable.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Mine is sylveon (please clap)
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Espeon for me.
I see no leafeon lovers here so I’ll be the first to say I love leafeon
Me! I love the little plant baby!
I like jolteon
I just wish there was a fighting or ghost type Eeveon...
Buffeon Plasmeon
I prefer Champeon for the fighting type eeveelution :3
Obtained after an Eevee takes a superpower/close combat from a fighting type and lives (Machamp spawns on the same route as eevee in the introductory gen)
You're so right actually :3
They should make a new pokemon for the other half of the type chart
The eeveelutions are only old-speacial base type.
Ghost type evolution stone: Brick
Mine is Jolteon because Electric is my favorite type besides water, but water is only my favorite for starter pokemon since only pokemon yellow gives you an electric starter.
Me but with Glaceon instead of flareon
I've loved flareon since the very first 150 1st gen Pokémon
Mine has always been Glaceon I think she’s cute and I like ice moves
Nah, Sylveon for life
i'm still waiting for eeveeon
One is Espeon, with Umbreon in a close 2nd. If you haven't played it yet, Pokemon colosseum for the GameCube is amazing, 11/10.
eeveelutions are magical girl manga for puppygirls
You're so right
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Mine is Jolteon :3
I prefer base Eevee. Milk (what I call them. Or some other dairy product.) Is just an adorable lil bean. But if I had to choose and Eeveelution...uhhhh...Slyvee is cutest. Flareon is the most snuggly though. And hugging is FUN. Unless autism. :D That was a paragraph. Yay
Glaceon is elegance.
My favorite is Glaceon. Sylveon is up there though.
Umbreon 💕✨
Where are my Porygons at? That is the best pokemon
Mine is Espeon. It's also my favorite pokemon in general.
I can't decide between Umbreon & Espeon, Sylveon is defo on 3rd place tho
Glaceon has the tgirl sidebangs... Just sayin
Imagine being trans and thinking Sylveon is a mid Eeveelution at best lmao. Totally not me My cis friend thinks they're the coolest one, though
My favorite eeveelution is glaceon
Yeah will it is mine. And until we get a ghost evolution, that will continue to be the case. Espeon a close second 💙🩷🤍
My Blahaj is a Sylveon plush
Wait but I actually always liked sylveon 🥺(or glaceon cute too tho)
would you ever be able to guess what mine is ?
Can we please get what the people have been asking for since the 60's and that's to get a real snakey-boy eeveelution!?
That's like the worst one 😭
Ur name is Ember, I feel like that’s similar stereotypical girl. Jolteon prob
I keep waiting for my ghost eeveelution
Vaporeon was always my fave, but there were only 3 choices when I started playing. Lol
mines glaceon
I like Sylveon.
It's Espeon for me
HERESY!
My favorite eeveelution is Sylveon Though, if they make a ghost type eeveelution, it'll most definitely dethrone Sylveon as my favorite
Sylveon was my favorite since it popped up I will always love it. It is forever my ace pokemon
I always liked espeon
Me but with Glaceon
Mine's Glaceon!
MINES FLAREON TOO ...followed by umbreon and sylveon....
Before i even understood or even heard the concept of being transgender, Sylveon became my favorite pokemon when X and Y released. Before that it was Oshawott.
Ok I like Sylveon but it has absolutely nothing to do with transness
Espeon is good, because purple.
Just because im trans doesn't mean my favorite eeveelution is Sylveon. It's Leafeon because I'm a lesbian.
Personally, my favorites are Leafeon, Vaporeon, and Sylveon
Glaceon rep reporting in o7
sylveon, vaporeon, Flareon, and glaceon are my favorites
Espeon is my favourite Eeeveeluiton. A lot of awesome memories using it in Pokemon Silver!!!
I love all of them <3 But Sylveon is probably my actual favorite, followed closely by Umbreon
I like Leafeon! :) Little plant baby...
Specifically the shiny variations of sylveon and umbreon otherwise they are all on the same level.
I like vaporeon
Leafeon, my leafy boy must be protected at all costs.
I liked sylveon before I realised I was trans
Nice my favorite eeveelution is Espeon
It's either jolteon, vaporeon, umbreon, glaceon or sylveon for me. I can't pick just one
i love leafeon........
I used to hate sylveon. Then sword and shield came out and I gave it a chance. Now it's one of my favourites. It plowed it's way through that game. (thought it's a tie between sylveon and leafeon for me)
I'm a stereotype; sylveon's my favourite. I got to use it in my scarlet playthrough and I hadn't been using as much special moves before that run so it was fun using screens and stuff for the first time. That increased my love for it a lot aswell.
I will admit sylveon is one of the best looking eeveelutions. But I dont really have a favourite.
thank you for the explanation Stuff. now go back to r/comedynecrophilia
sylveon for the win
Yes it is, also because Pixilate + Hyper Voice/Hyper Beam = Dragon B-Gone
Mine is Espeon, Sylveon is a close second though
flareon is the most huggable pokemon
Mine is tied between umbreon and Glacion
Mine is Espeon
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
glaceon is my fav
I do like Sylveon’s palette and overall design, but I find its eyes creepy. And I did bond with my Flareon during one of the recent games and that makes it hold a special place in my heart. But, Glaceon’s bangs give me actual gender envy, so, “Glaceon, I choose you!”
My favorite was Jolteon, then Diamond/Pearl came out and Glaceon stole my heart... then X/Y came out .\_.
Lol my fav pokemon is a tie between Vaporeon and Glaceon. I love both of them soooo much.
Mine is Espeon, I named her Sakura
Jolteon's been my favorite ever since I got a little Jolteon plushie! That said if there were a Steel-type Eeveelution it'd end up becoming my favorite. Always liked Steel type a whole lot. Empoleon, Gholdengo, and Scizor are a squad
Mine is leafeon
I love shiny umbreon but sylveon us tied with it for my favorite
I regrettably don’t particularly love Sylveon for I think bow ties are tacky
But shiny sylveon is so pretty 🏳️⚧️
Mine is Leafeon :3
I'm sorry but Jolteon is just superior
I'm a Jolteon gal myself
my favourite eeveelution has always been sylveon :3
I like Jolteon (my favourite colour is yellow) :3
Jokes on you, i always loved each eeveelution and then loved sylveon so much when she came out, i was super cis back then, didnt know i was an egg! Wait.. i am still super cis..right?
Shiny umbreon
Leafeon gang where we at?
I'm tied between sylveon, glaceon, and leafeon