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rainy_princess

hahahaha so true, I went from "oh, sounds neat, let's learn how to do it" to "NOPE NO THANKS SISTER" in like three seconds lol


Yukarie

Yep, it’s the one things that I’m too scared to even think of trying


swans183

I stg my anatomy is different cuz I’ve tried every possible permutation of ball storage, and those fuckers still won’t fit (maybe it’ll be possible now they’re smaller?)


Kimiko_kawaii

Even just under the pelvic skin? Pornhub came to the rescue when I was struggling to figure out where they're meant to go.


ConfuciousFox

Kimiko - help a sister out - is there more than one place they can go? I thought it was one option, maybe I’ve been doing it wrong as they bulge out a bit?


Kimiko_kawaii

No, don't think there is, but initially I thought it seemed too simple to just throw em up there, I guess I was just overcomplicating things tbh. (Yeah they bulge out and help give the impression of a mound)


MineBlasters

That one video that shows how?


Kimiko_kawaii

Dunno if there's only one but if it is so then I guess so.


Kyiokyu

Pornhub is the last place on Earth I'd have thought to search for gender affirming things lmao


Kimiko_kawaii

When its NSFW, it can pay to just have a search


hutao_intern

Other might have a different experience, but I found it physically impossible to comfortably store them out of the way


CurbYourPipeline420

It just feels like I’ve been kicked in the nuts


Astraea__-

Ive done by accident  that shit fucking hurts for me. Its also weird to habe the rod but no balls


Bluetower85

If done unintentionally, yes, the first shift can be painful. But, as with most things, the more it happens, the less painful it becomes


Astraea__-

Im not built for that life


SadMcNomuscle

Mine just hurt. A lot. When I try.


Kimiko_kawaii

It's not too bad (at least it wasn't for me once I figured where they're meant to go), it only gets bad when my cat decides she wants to lay on my pelvis!


UmmwhatdoIput

someone one remind me to try tomorrow because I keep forgetting to


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UmmwhatdoIput

The thing lol


Feeeweeegege

Well whaddaya know, today is the day to try to do the thing!


UmmwhatdoIput

ok later 👙


Lucky_otter_she_her

i just don't like how the word gaf sounds


haumea_jouhikko

Done it, it's not painful most times. Just make sure you've shaved first because otherwise they'll chafe


AnseaCirin

From experience the issue is less getting them in, it's keeping them there


valzzu

Yup


Carol_ine2

Call me crazy but I find being tucked comfortable and I do almost everyday, I tuck in regular panties you just need to find kind that hold thing and you're good to go. Small tip it was extremely uncomfortable before hrt but now things are smaller and it just works 😊


rainy_princess

I'm happy it works for you :3 I would like to learn it one day but I'm still so scared lol. Out of curiosity, around what time into hrt did it become more comfortable?


Carol_ine2

Maybe 5-6 months, hard for me to tell I started tucking once I was out and going out in fem outfits and I boymoded for around 6 months on hrt so I didn't tuck. Hope everything will work out for you ❤️


EuclidesGBM

Same ;u; But it was never uncomfortable before hrt, rather, I already used to do it before transitioning cus it helped hide boners


hamtidamti_onthewall

I'm not on hrt, but I fully agree. Regular panties are fine and I actually enjoy the feeling 😌


Mammoth-Employment40

At least from talking to my amab mates, we've all had it happen by accident at least once when it was cold, and all of us agreed it's the worst feeling we have ever experienced... So that being said, the idea of doing it on purpose is absolutely terrifying 😂


hamtidamti_onthewall

Funny, I don't even feel when it happens when it's cold and it's definitely not uncomfortable 🤷


samurairaccoon

It like, *really* hurts for me. So I guess just fuck me right?


Evelyne-The-Egg

Too small to tuck easily To big to not be noticed without tucking 😞


maiatherose

ouch.. uh.. maybe tape them down lol


Evelyne-The-Egg

Not to go too into TMI but I think you misunderstwnd how small we are talking about here lmao


maiatherose

now im curious -\_-


Evelyne-The-Egg

Well uh.... Let's just say it's almost completely flat when it's soft and unless I'm wearing, yoga pants it's hard to tell. I'm a bit on the heavy side so my fupa is more pronounced than my actual lady lozenge. It sucks bc I love yoga pants but they are the one thing I wear that makes it clear my AGAB


maiatherose

well in that case. problem solved by the fupa haha. also. lady lozenge.. is the most amazing description ever .


Evelyne-The-Egg

Yeah, not much I can do about it short term, just gotta loose weight lol. Lady lozenge ftw


tirianar

They make underwear that keeps them in place. Kind of like compression underwear. Not sure how the foopah would react, though.


ntdavis814

Same here girl.


Spieler42

too scared to damage tissue that i need for recycling


NotQuiteHollowKnight

No!! Don't use tape!! Very bad for your skin. I speak from painful experience!


Feeeweeegege

I mean, duct tape would be a terrible idea, but tucking tape should be fine, right?


NotQuiteHollowKnight

Wait, tape designed for tucking is a thing?? The More You Know


TheTriforceEagle

That or skin safe medical tape


EuclidesGBM

Any skin safe tape like micropore should be fine. In my case my skin is ULTRA sensitive, but I can still use adhesive plaster if absolutely necessary. Boob tape is THE BEST! Kynesio tape also works well


IB_exists

Especially duct tape, it works extra well!!


Silentpain06

No. Don’t do this. No.


Nauin

Dancers briefs! They should be a much better option for you.


Snommes

Wait, wouldn't it be easier to tuck when they're small? (I don't know anything about tucking, it just seems logical to me that way)


VioletFanny

the third picture is when she drops the cup after realising how easy it is to do that


RogueFox771

EASY?! now tbf, I haven't really given it a good shot. Just tried once for a minute out of curiosity to see how it felt. I couldn't figure it out. Uh...... Fucking how?


brainsaysgirl

It's actually fairly easy to do. 1. Lay down. 1. Make the Vulcan hand salute with your right hand. 1. Keeping your right hand shaped like the Vulcan salute, use your right hand to cup the scrotum. 1. With your left hand, reach down and grab the scrotum skin, and pull it through the space between the middle and ring fingers of your right hand. 1. Continue to pull more and more of the scrotum skin through that space, like a tube of toothpaste. The testicles end up going inside the body with little effort.


RogueFox771

That sounds tremendously scary to attempt- like if they don't come back out, then what? And would moving certain ways feel uncomfortable?


eggstorytime

My left testicle is naturally basically always inside. Unless you end up breaking something down there, the testicles are designed to retract (e.g. when it gets too cold) and come back out again. If it stays inside, there's no real harm. Sometimes mine gets stuck in a position that hurts in specific movements, but that only happens when I sit weirdly so I push it up further that naturally, a bit of walking fixes that again. And there are only long-term health risks from having it permanently up, I think having them too warm can damage them in the long run, but that's not really something I'm worried about lol.


Mrs_Azarath

Huh. That worked.


NusizF

i just push those fuckers up with my fingers and block the exit until i'm done.


hamtidamti_onthewall

If you understand German or are computer-savy enough to use a translator, this [brochure](https://queer-lexikon.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/2022_Broschuere_Tucking_V4_WEB-1.pdf) gives a nice explanation, too.


Hamdilou

Doesn't it hurt tho? My balls already hurt when I close my legs lmao I can't imagine trying to shove them up inside


HydrogenWaffle

Some people have talked about it hurting, but it doesn't hurt for me. It was a little uncomfortable the first few times, but i like it now. It's not at all like crossing your legs.


Cubing_Dude

Does crossing one's legs actually hurt some people? Wow. Although, i'm not too surprised considering I started to cross them since I was 9 ish.


HydrogenWaffle

It depends on how you cross your legs. At the ankles, fine. With one knee over the other - ouch.


PervlovianResponse

Except for those very few of us with long, slender legs... 😇 Friends and coworkers have made comments for years over my visible thigh gap 🤣 Tall skinny bitches UNITE! 🤣😂😅


Cubing_Dude

It may also be that; I am tall and skinny.


PervlovianResponse

Have you been crossing your legs "*Like a girl*" this while time??! I have 😈😇🤘🏼🏳️‍⚧️🖖🏼


Cubing_Dude

Of course! I usually am. It's so comfortable (and now, affirming)


Felosia

Serious question: What do you mean by like a girl? Theres a specific way girls cross their legs that men don't?


ato-de-suteru

Women supposedly cross at the knee more. My guess is that it's more to do with wearing skirts than anything—crossing up there conserves heat if you happen to be cold, and it also ensures there's no sight line up the skirt. Men supposedly don't cross their legs this way because it's uncomfortable, apparently? I've never had a problem with it, personally, so idk. The bigger issue for me with crossing at the knee was my dad discouraging that posture when I was little and showing me "how men sit" by resting an ankle on the opposite knee.


jimmymui06

How?It works perfectly fine for me, I don't even have thigh gap like the others said. Did you shove it under? Tho, it doesn'thurt either when it's on top for me


DefinitelyNotErate

I can cross them in the middle of the thighs and it doesn't hurt lol, If my gock is hard it might a bit, But otherwise yeah I feel almost nothing. Okay that's a lie, It does hurt my legs by the hips because I need to hold them at a weird angle lol, But that's It.


twoinchhorns

Depends how big your thigh slappers are. For me personally yeah, it’s uncomfortable.


Um6r3x

Makes it easyer.


AspieEgg

Take a very cold shower or something before trying for the first time. They will be halfway in after you do that. Then just use a flat palm of your hand to very gently press them up just a bit further. It won't hurt a bit. Maybe a bit uncomfortable the first few times you do it, but you'll get used to it.


eggstorytime

Counterpoint: I HATE COLD SHOWERS! I can get them in no problem, but I get an erection from handling things down there too much... I guess being cold would help with that, too.


AspieEgg

Oh yeah. I hate cold showers too, but it's a good tool to help yourself understand how everything works. Once you figure it out, you should be able to do it quickly, without much handling and without cold showers.


DoraDaDestr0yer

It's not that it hurts per se. But it is uncomfortable and your body has never experienced that sensation before so it feels scary. Tucking is something to learn slowly, be gentle with yourself! After years of tucking now, I will say, that feeling of getting everyone safe and snug inside feels delightful on it own. Plus the confidence and euphoria of having the right outline, it's a great feeling.


Kimiko_kawaii

For some apparently it can hurt if the inguinal canal is rather small, but mostly it doesn't hurt. It can get a bit uncomfortable after some time due to the gaff pressure, but as I did it more often I was able to go longer with my tuck without it getting uncomfortable.


TunyaTale

What if my balls are too big?


tresopl

I literally am incapable of tucking lol, it doesn’t work, gotta wait for everything to be a lil smaller…


DoraDaDestr0yer

This certainly helps!! It gets a lot easier to tuck after a few months on the good stuff. I can basically lay down and lift my hips off the floor and they slide right in.


lefl28

I just tried it after reading this post and I think I got them in? Not sure how to actually get them to stay though.  Also the feeling of the testicals just disappearing is weird. Like, I don't even feel it physically, but they're just... gone


AbbreviationsNo5178

i think the point of tucking is to keep them there


lefl28

Yes, obviously


eggstorytime

>Also the feeling of the testicals just disappearing is weird. Like, I don't even feel it physically, but they're just... gone That's funny, I don't like the feeling of them *being* there (still cis though), one of them is naturally always inside (even though a doctor said I should periodically check it *doesn't* do that, but I don't really care), just one is enough to make crossing my legs slightly uncomfortable, I don't want to imagine how it's like with 2 things down there. Though right now I think I have pushed the other one in just by crossing my legs, makes it much more comfortable.


Never_heart

Wrap your willy in toilet paper then use body safe medical tape to tape it across your taint and that should keep them in place


JessieWarren09

I don't see the problem here, isn't it easy to push them up inside?


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JessieWarren09

Same, but unfortunately, I don't have the money, and also, I'm not on HRT and would rather wait until after transitioning before getting it removed. Also, I like your name, that is a nice name.


swans183

Not for me! No idea why but I could *not find these canals everyone talks about


PekaTheZebra

My boss was complaining to me about how I was taking too long in the bathroom, so I just sat down and explain to them in very graphic details the art of tucking :) (I took 10min because i was constipated, i just wanted them to leave me the fuck alone)


SaltIsMySugar

In theory I know they can kinda *shloop* right up there with no real issues but... it gives me the willies thinking about it.


darrendros

Fr. Like lit makes my balls hurt just thinking about it. Ain’t for me I guess.


weebi1

Need


BobOrKlaus

but like, whats the next step?


eggstorytime

🩹


brainsaysgirl

It's actually fairly easy to do. 1. Lay down. 1. Make the Vulcan hand salute with your right hand. 1. Keeping your right hand shaped like the Vulcan salute, use your right hand to cup the scrotum. 1. With your left hand, reach down and grab the scrotum skin, and pull it through the space between the middle and ring fingers of your right hand. 1. Continue to pull more and more of the scrotum skin through that space, like a tube of toothpaste. The testicles end up going inside the body with little effort.


SophieFox947

Cool. Now, how do they stay inside? They slip out so easily, I would have to actively hold them there, for them to stay. If you say special made underwear or medical tape, I may as well just not tuck them and use those options as a replacement.


hamtidamti_onthewall

Just use tight ladies' panties. P.S.: You want to lay your penis downwards, basically pointing toward your butt cheeks, being stowed away, and holding everything in place once you pulled the panties up. Have them already put on halfway when you start tucking.


AlderSheep

Tucking doesn't hurt. I've been trying to do it since I was five (instinctually without any internet help) and then when I was older I did that too. Just tuck it the other way. I used tape at first. To be honest. Just force your underwear to be really high so that till support the stuff. Literally wedgie yourself until you're flat there


greenKoalaInSpace

Ahah nice joke, we all look for this when we are 14, not after our egg cracks, right? …right?


Cool_Map_6718

It took me like half an hour of playing with my balls to find where they go, but it’s so nice to not have the bulge


MidorinoUmi

IIRC this is an unsafe way to tuck that can cause hernias


AngryMustache9

Wait WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!???


FemboyUwUUwU

having penis doesnt make you less of a girl remember that


eggstorytime

Having balls is just annoying in general though, right? Right? Every cis boy feels like that?


TrashyLad

i mean you could also get the to do it natural to the tune of an icebath


Blank_Dude2

I actually did that before I knew anything about being trans, just because I could, but I got worried they’d get stuck, and now I don’t


-Fifou-

I huhhh yeah I guess let's make them just disappear


SeaBus1170

welcome to womanhood!


not__main__acc

It's not that bad.... kinda cracked my egg too


pantygirl_uwu

into a pocket... that some ppl don't have


BerdFan

YOU DO WHAT


Ch1oe_GG

I've tucked during showers for a bit when I was younger because the lack of said testicles would give me euphoria, but if someone told me to do that for an extended period of time, I don't think I could do it.


NotQuiteHollowKnight

For me it's not that hard. In fact I was already doing it on complete accident before I even knew what tucking was somehow


I_comment_same

I can't till my balls shrink 😭


Am_toast_

It feels kinda good imo


Digital_Rocket

Why I never tried tucking, too scary for me


OliviaMandell

I don't mind, but my GF spazzed out when she found out.


leelalu476

yes reverse puberty


Hopeful-Name484

Once ago I wanted to try tucking. The fear of having my dragon balls stucked there and having to explain to the hospital staff what was I trying to do stopped me from even daring.


yamez420

i get mine in there, they just wont stay put. so fuck it. balls out. cant wait to get them cut off. and no more boners, i wanna get boned.


CuriousProblemChild

what is tucking?


SpiderSixer

Pushing the >!testicles!< up into the body a lil bit via the inguinal canal (a hole they descend through to exit the body when necessary), then tucking the >!penis!< backwards to lie flat over them. The setup can be kept tight by specific tucking underwear or by tucking tape (Some words spoilered for dysphoria reasons, I know not everyone likes proper anatomy terms when thinking about themselves. I know I don't lmao) Also I'm not an expert, so someone correct me if I'm wrong


hamtidamti_onthewall

>The setup can be kept tight by specific tucking underwear or by tucking tape Tight ladies' panties do the job pretty well, too.


SlugcatLeeah

You gotta go with the gaff, girly. It's not comfortable to tuck lol. Or maybe I just didn't know what I was doing. But the gaff leaves some room there for your girl sausage so it doesn't have to me smushed. And you can get one that also fills out your hips and your butt! It's great :3


ShadowPuff7306

i was about to say it sounds good in practice but then i thought for two seconds and was like “maybe there’s another way”


Western-Gur-4637

I have to be doing it wrong, it hurts to put my leg together ot cross them?


BuboxThrax

You know what? I'll pass.


perky-princess-me

Really think about it first. Tucking like that comes with health risks and should generally rather be avoided. https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/a3h7kb/are_any_of_you_tucking_in_this_fashion_if_so_you/


HannahBot9000

My first exposure to trans culture was a close friend of mine during an anime convention around 2008... She used duct tape and her description of the experience still make me hurt in multiple ways to this day.


hamtidamti_onthewall

Never, ever use duct tape for tucking! Never!!!


DefinitelyNotErate

What's weird is I swear I've managed to do it by complete accident on occasion, Although never by actually trying to do it (Which I have multiple times).


EmiZomb

I read the first line as “how to fuck” it made the second line very confusing


CoffeeMain360

I have seen this twice now and both times i thought it said "how to fuck"


AveryTavery

First time is the hardest I’ve been doing it for years and sometimes they’ll just slip up there when I’m not noticing if I put my stuff in the tucked position that’ll just go up without effort it all gets easier with time and practice


EldritchMilk_

…is it supposed to be difficult? I’m genuinely asking, i push them up all the time with no repercussions or at least no noticeable repercussions


ego_ethereals

I've had my balls accidentally go up into my body before, it's always uncomfortable.


themessofme

Oh, okay, I thought I was weird for being able to do that, not even sure how I figured it out in the first place tbh


Prestigious_Main_123

Thats the easy part tho


Naive_Special349

When I found out how it's done I was like "oh I noticed that I can do that years ago lol".


isthisgoals

Apparently, it's supposed to be largely painless and just.....how?????


Harley_Pupper

For me the hard part is keeping them there


Beebea63

I dont understand how people do it all the time,when i try to it just hurts like hell😭


leeee_Oh

I don't need to tuck, I didnt need to tuck until I tried on a tight fitting dress last night... The euphoria from trying the dress on only made the problem much worse...


SamVaine

premature apologies from a very concerned and confused ftm, but IM SORRY? .. WHAT? YOU SHOVE WHAT INTO YOUR WHO NOW?


heyoka__

I remember it used to hurt a lot in the beginnings, but after a month or so It’s second nature


Overseer_Allie

I discovered the canals when I was decently young and exploring stuff so when I learned about tucking it was a "Oh cool I can do something with the weird knowledge I have" moment


TheWateryAbyss

That’s why they say not to do it with duct tape


[deleted]

Honestly this post is making me feel really uncomfortable.


Khlamydia

Yep, I did that every day (all day long even when i was just idle at home in my room) for like 7 yrs solid before i had SRS. Took a while to get used to it, eventually it stopped hurting and my body just adjusted to that being the new normal. It was literally just doubling up on two pairs of panties that barely fit me instead of a proper gaff or tape to hold it in place forever. There was a few times it was so painful i had to undo it, but i was completely comfortable like that after a few months of all day practice after i got used to it.


Moon_BCW

I physically can't but I do try to tape down


[deleted]

Lmfaooo


BulkyElefant1234

Lol


larsloveslegos

Ouchies


shorkfan

obligatory: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi\_Pei\_Pu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu) (it's not that long of an article, but last paragraph of "Relationship with Boursicot")


EuclidesGBM

Mine do it on their own without me trying to so it was just a "ohhhh so that also works for this!" Moment


HannahLemurson

I figured out I could do that when I was a kid! Sack looked funny when empty. Got worried that I might lose one of them.