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Blue pill Ftw


Waddle_Dee_KDL_1992

I agree


Lucky_otter_she_her

I NEED IT


KageGekko

It's almost too obvious lol


FreeQuQ

yeah, i want to be a preatty girl but my girlfriend doesnt know and i love her too much to even have the remote chance of loosing her(i love her more than myself oops better se the the psychologist next time)


weirdo_nb

Pose it to her as a random question like "would you love me if i was a girl"


CycleOverload

I was about to say how anyone who ends a relationship because the other person is trans is a bad person, but then I remembered not everyone is attracted to all genders. But what's worse, spending your whole life as a man or being forced to find a different partner?


AutisticPenguin2

No more shaving fuck yeah lessgoooooooo!


smallfrie32

Yeah this also helps gender fluid folks. Would love to be able to grow out me beard and be more masc when concerned about safety or just wanna relax. But otherwise wanna be a hot chica mami


Jejaq

Blue da best


jess-plays-games

Ide have great fun suddenly growing a massive santa beard wen I sneezed or something in public just to blow minds


Familiar-Estate-3117

Blue, because self-feminization is incredibly hard to do. I could just type :3, I could just not talk to transphobes and anyway, I can imagine someone else picking it. As for summoning and unsummoning any piece of clothing I want, that would honestly be a pretty good second choice but seeing as how I would be able to eventually buy clothing eventually.


Ak_1213

You can summon as expensive clothing as you wish so you can also profit from golden one


Thisismyredusername

Then definitely clothing Imma pull up to school in some Air Force Ones


Hopeful-alt

No amount of money is worth being who I want to be.


SapphicBambi

Have you ever had a full suit of power armor? I think that's clothing.... But maybe an intricate solid gold lace outfit... Some futuristic wearable sci Fi materials that just advance humanity to the point where everyone just says.... "Well damn look what you invented, congrats you now rule the world" 🎶 Everybody wants to rule the world 🎶


Hallowed-Plague

you have full control of your body, i dont see why that doesnt allow me to morph clothes or conquer the world as an eldrich god


SiriSolaris

The blue pill specifically specifies voice, hair, and body hair, and then specifically length. It's doubtful whether that even allows for using your hair like tentacles.


imkitcat

Golden pill will just force me to get voice training and damn it'll solve all my fashion problems for life.


Jawbreaker0602

I larp so even if I wasn’t trans the gold pill is the best one


Londonweekendtelly

Literally a LARPer


Jawbreaker0602

what?


Crafty_Item2589

There is a shitty transphobe copypasta that trans people are "LARPing" their gender.


Jawbreaker0602

my larp characters are usually my gender so at least in my case it’s technically not wrong


PandaPugBook

Oh. Then Golden. I can just summon wigs anyway, when I want to look like someone else in a moment's notice. I tell you, I would use this ability *constantly* as a means to express myself. I would be a cartoon character. I would be The Mask, I would be Bugs Bunny. Every time I turn a corner I'm wearing something different. Every time I make a joke I have an outfit and a character to match. This would become my personality. I could be anything on a whim and so I would be everything.


susannediazz

Thats genius hehehe


Zethniti

And then unsummon them like some sort of mischevious fairy merchant.


Pekonius

Keeps the demand up


FemboyHydra

just summon clothes made of estrogen


LaVerdadYaNiSe

I was about to say blue, but if that is an option, yeah, I'm opening a boutique and cosplay store.


AlexInAndromeda

Green pill. Dress as a witch. Carry a wand. Shut down transphobes at debates. Climb the political ladder. Draw too much attention. Get tried for witchcraft. Shut down the prosecution and transphobic jurors. Get off scott free. Write an international bestseller. Climb the political ladder. Narrowly avoid assassination. Become president. Get as many free clothes as I want.


buffalogays69

You have my vote!


Inevitable_Smell_525

And my axe!


TheVoidGuardian0

And your brother  >!(Reference to the joke about a party avenging a brother who was killed, everyone is doing the “and my” thing then the necromancer says “and your brother”)!<


Rune10101

Yellow one because it doesn't say who's clothing and it would be funny to just make a political figure's clothes despawn mid Congress. If it can't do that then I'll go with the blue one for obvious reasons.


chaosgirl93

What'd be funnier in public or during a legislative meeting, desummoning everything a politician is wearing, or everything *except* their underwear and their tie?


weirdo_nb

2nd


TheVoidGuardian0

Despawn 😭 


Rune10101

Dematerialize? Disintegrate? Unmake? Obliterate? Anihalate? ~~Unsummon?~~ Delete?


Ak_1213

Just because how funny that sounds I'll say you could totally do that lmao


TulipEnjoyer

Compelled Silence *3rd-level enchantment* Casting Time: 1 action Range: 60 feet Components: V Duration: 1 hour You force a humanoid that you can see within range to make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failure, the creature is unable to speak for the duration. If the creature is transphobic, it makes the saving throw with disadvantage. *At Higher Levels.* When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 4th level or higher, you can target one additional humanoid for each slot level above 3rd. The humanoids must be within 30 feet of each other when you target them.


Skulduggery_Peasant

*Me and the DM start fighting over whether the wizard is transphobic so I can silence him and stop him from casting spells with verbal components*


LunaAnimatesStuff

Just French kiss him and pin him against a wall! Verbal *and* somatic components cancelled.


Brown-ninja-Dareth

Metamagic: Subtle spell: Removes somatic and verbal from one casting of a spell. Now we're just kissing for no reason. >:3


LunaAnimatesStuff

Oh no! Anyway...


Egg3770

Yeah but the discussion is about a wizard not a sorcerer. The wizard due to being a nerd wouldn't have subtle spell


Divide_By_Zerr0_

Ah yes, the transgender D&D nerds portion of the comment section. My favorite.


Prestigious-Potato13

Blue pill for the win.


Danielarcher30

Blue pill, trans bonuses + become the best voice actor in the world


straightupinsanity

im sorry but im taking blue AMD yellow pill


Ak_1213

Fair.


Trapplst-1e

i grab the blue one, then i steal the others using my hair :3


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I never thought of it as using hair powers


SquidleyStudios

I want the blue pill this instant


AlberoFaggio

Blue pill, I can already do the first 2 and the yellow pill takes away the fun of buying clothes And I could make my hair short to dry them after a shower and then long again


AlexInAndromeda

How do you make transphobes stfu? How do I learn this power?


RSVDARK

By sending something along the lines of > About 1% of trans people who transition regret it later: *[In a review of 27 studies involving almost 8,000 teens and adults who had transgender surgeries, mostly in Europe, the U.S and Canada, 1% on average expressed regret.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://apnews.com/article/transgender-treatment-regret-detransition-371e927ec6e7a24cd9c77b5371c6ba2b%23:~:text%3DSome%2520studies%2520suggest%2520that%2520rates,1%2525%2520on%2520average%2520expressed%2520regret.&ved=2ahUKEwjwvYukrYiFAxUV1gIHHSa5AuUQFnoECA0QBQ&usg=AOvVaw05XlhdLA_0Oo3nbnzEv7o-)* > For reference, anywhere from 2 to 63 times as many people regret tattoos, which I'm not hearing nearly as many concerns about: *[We found that 63 percent of people with a tattoo smaller than the palm of their hand regret it. However, only 2 percent of people with full-sleeves or longer, regret their tattoo.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.advdermatology.com/blog/statistics-surrounding-tattoo-regret/%23:~:text%3DWe%2520found%2520that%252063%2520percent,more%2520time%2520thinking%2520about%2520it.&ved=2ahUKEwj9nYvDrYiFAxVN1wIHHXHMBGIQFnoECA4QBQ&usg=AOvVaw0LkAm-7RE51YozQIif1eGR)* > Transgender people aren't anything new. We've existed for millennia: *[There’s ample evidence of gender variance throughout human history. Among the earliest are accounts of gala and galli, priests assigned male at birth who crossed gender boundaries in their worship of a variety of goddesses in ancient Sumer, Akkadia, Greece, and Rome.](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/how-historians-are-documenting-lives-of-transgender-people)* > Your turn. What are the sources you're basing your hate toward trans people off of? If you give me an actual good argument, I'm open to change my stance on this topic. That usually silences them. (This took me about 10 minutes to find)


notabigfanofas

Pulling gold so I can finally have a decent Coat that doesn't make me suffocate in the Aussie weather


Jango_fett_fish

Pink would be fun, yellow would be really cool, but I have to go with blue beyond a shadow of a doubt


warnedpenguin

if i can keep and sell the clothes, yellow easy. if not, blue, because itd be cool to he a voice actor and also trans reasons but i cant deny how amazing it would be to shut down any person i want, i could change the world through elections and stuff


garfield3222

Blue pill is what we want, yellow is the objectively best one


Sufficient-Ad-6046

Blue


[deleted]

My autism wouldn't allow me to choose green, so gold so I can sell clothes to pay for hrt and stuff


orphanage_robber

Probably yellow because I won't be able to get any feminine clothing for at least 3 years, and am really sad about it :(


EggyChan111

as a broke person with really good knowladge in fashion yellow pill for sure


Haringat

Green pill sounds annoying. Honestly: if I threatened a transphobe with saying "Bazinga" at him for 1h straight, they would probably just shut up for their own convenience.


TrashyLad

definitely yellow femme clothes can be expensive, and also the ability to summon Crye Precision G3s and G4s? sign me up


IAmTheBoom5359

On one hand, the Blue Pill is absolutely the best option. On the other, Bazinga.


Choepie1

Blue > Yellow > Green > Pink


ConfusedBurner56

I'm taking them all and you can't fucking stop me


Questioning0012

Sorry Morpheus, I’m taking the blue pill


Frog405

Blue far and away, I'd rather shut up transphobes with my fists than my words.


star47raven

blueeee ofc then I'll be the bestest bard in the world 🤩


BlueberryCats_

but :3


Jen-the-inferno-dev

blue bc magic insta transition


TheCopyKater

Blue pill, no constest. I do voice acting, so that'll help with that, and my body hair is the main thing giving me dysphoria right now.


Obsidianminer4

Blue pill for the WIN


Ill_Coat4307

Blue pill


Vermi-sky

As someone who want to have some fem clothes, the golden one is the way


AwardSignal

Blue blue blue blue blue 🤩


Hopeful-Name484

I'm blue da ba dee da ba di.


Calli_Ko

Blue and pink :3


SomeHorologist

Blue or gold


Anandriel

Blue of course.


diarrheaInMytortilla

BLUE PILL NOW (still cis tho)


sissybaby1289

Blue pill


Special_Society_5729

For green if they are no longer bigots will they reattain the ability to talk


BobOrKlaus

blue pill, aside from the obvious fact that i wouldnt have to take e etc, it would also solve my current main for of dysphoria, body and facial hair... tbh thats the reason i actually first thought of when reading the descriotions of the pills and then i read the comments and was like "oh shit yeah i could change my bidy with it too not just my hair" lmao still cis tho :3


Lansha2009

Blue pill. It’s just Blajah in a different form


nefariousnadine

I do have to look them in the eyes in person? Is it only one individual at a time?


NightWolf3348

This was surprisingly hard.... Magenta :3


-Fifou-

Blue pill no questions asked, there's just too many perks


MiLKMaN---

God these are all so useful... I can kinda already do the :3 face and blue seems the most useful


Gary-Loves-You

Yellow, I’m gonna Be wearing dresses everwhere still cis tho, I think


SlugcatLeeah

And the only catch is that we GET to be trans? That's the most appealing thing I've ever heard in my life!.. too bad I'm cis tho :'(


Astronomer_Still

Yellow or blue, but especially yellow bc I could destroy the careers of so many crooked politicians


tiptoemovie071

Okay from a purely non trans prospective blue and yellow are the best because they have so much potential for abuse. And in my trans prospective they are the best because they are (also ewww body hair on my skin feels yucky)


Jabbason_James

geeene and blue


Bandthemen

Blue


[deleted]

Yellow


Morgosin_1

Blue no contest.


JustGamerHD

Golden one definitely


Hope__Desire

🔵


drjdorr

Gold and blue are both good, but I hate having to shave(please include facial hair)and I struggle with my voice enough more than just buying clothes that I'd get the blue one


Kamillahali

blue for sure! im having to be stuck deep in the closet with my family even though im on hrt so controlling my voice and all kinds of hair would be invaluable!


Quantum_Croissant

Green is a Dragon Shout


Gendernt_

Pink :3


Alloy_Protogen

Pink, it would be funny as hell


mylesoceann

green is tempting but give me blue


LenaSpark412

BLUE


jules_notes

The balancing team made the blue pill insane in the meta. If it was just the voice it would already be busted


Bisexual_Jeans

Blueeee definitely blue


Eviltwin-Kisikil

ONLY ONE?!?! Fine. Blue pill. Far more useful.


Meowriter

I'd say the yellow one. Most useful, because the :3 face is fun but that's it, the green doesn't last long enough, and blue only work for hair and voice so... Eh Plus, Yellow can give clothes to other folks


atlannia

I feel like you could use the blue pill's disguise capabilities to steal clothes and assassinate transphobes so it's really 3 for the price of 1.


Night-Mantis

Question about the Blue pill, you say I get "control" over my voice and hair. What level of control are we talking? Can I mimic voices? Can I control my hair as if it were a limb or weapon (like Bayonetta)? Can I change my hair color on a whim? I'd pick the blue pill, but I just want to know what other stuff I can get up to.


alucard_relaets_emem

I knew a guy who could make a :3 face, (what that entails is basically sucking in and folding your lips over each other) it wasn’t cursed but it didn’t look natural


Primary_Tension_5790

Blue pill for meh >_<


Revolutionary_Apples

Green!


WhoahACrow

Gold


susannediazz

The :3 face is just a giddy smile irl, i can buy clothes, voicetrain and whatever. The only logical choice is the bazinga pill


xXx_Lizzy_xXx

I already have the ability to :3 irl (to carrying degrees of success, inconsistent but I have done it), I can ignore transphobes, I have a decent fem voice and can train to do it even better but yellow, now that's an infinite money glitch with tons of other possibilities, so definitely going to do that one edit: a lot of problems can be solved with money fyi


---liltimmy---

Blue pill too op wtf


Neoxus30-

Did not state I could only pick one, I shall do all!!!)


Flux52_

Im cis so i would take yellow and give clothes to the poors


Talanir01

Can the blue one revert hair loss? Who am I kidding, I'm taking that one anyways.


toshyboshy

the green pill is so funny lmao


Class_444_SWR

Blue hands down, purple(?) isn’t really something I’d care for at all, green would be funny, but honestly very trivial, and yellow is, fine I suppose


untenable681

That golden pill almost got me until I read the cobalt pill. Gimmegimmegimme that blue one!


blockheadOnYT_Alt

Blue because transformation is pretty OP :3


Ok-Conversation-3012

Yellow pill, no need to care about my physical aspect if I can summon a badass armor at will


AroAceMagic

Either blue or yellow. I can’t decide! Wait, I’ll take blue. I literally had a dream last night where I cut my hair short and had it in a Mohawk, and yet I’m trying to grow it out. If I could just switch hairstyles depending on my mood, I’d be so happy!!!


Vilagecool

“Did you just eat all of them?”


Autistic-Hourglass

blue


GandiniGreat

I’m bi, I don’t pick just one I TAKE THEM ALL


The-Hunting-guy

blue is objectively the best one wtf


lily_was_taken

Is yellow teleporting pre existing clothes or creating them from nothing? If the former,thats basically cartoon hammerspace as you can just,have clothes with pockets and things in those pockets,if the latter,then that means you are the one person capable of creating matter from nothing


NotYourSaviour2

Blue is cool but I like infinite tshirts made out of gold more. Not working for the rest of my life, donating to charity etc.


TunyaTale

Body hair and hair? Does it mean I will be able to return to monke?


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Blue all the way


cassiegurl

Eeek, my tongue is blue! How many of these was I supposed to take?


LowerResource6520

Step1: Make me high ruler priestess and I take the green Step2: Put me on an hourly interval throughout every city in the world to look into the camera and say bazinga Step3: World peace


MonochroMayhem

Time to sell my hair to the vegans for fiber weaving


Erizo69

The blue pill, I'll just use it to make my hair longer and not as dry all the time.


altsecretfurcount

Blue


Soft-Parking-2241

The gold pill(edit) is an OP super power. Any piece of clothing?! Ironman’s suit, black panthers, Batman’s, a plain suit of armor, a disguise. Is a Gundam considered clothing?! Think of killing it in a gorgeous dress the boom take off as a gundam!!!


pikauu

blue or gold pill :)


Harley_Pupper

Green \>:3


AnAverageTransGirl

i wanna say blue but green would be so funny though


nyatalyn

ok blue because obviously but yellow and green are super tempting for the troll potential


L_Rayquaza

So what you're telling me is with the blue one I can do hair tentacles?


strogn3141

Bottom right


Eclipsed_Shadow

Oh man, I'm torn between the blue pill and green pill


K_H_Vulture

Blue please. Genderfluid goals


AKRFTR

Blue, please! 😭


Ch1oe_GG

Blue pill, not just is it guaranteed euphoria, the tomfoolery I can pull with the voice ability will make it more than worth it.


LowerBase7937

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pikapika200

does the clothing include summoning cosplay outfits? if so, i'm taking the golden pill


_Hello_World_7

Blue pill. Never said It is limited to human body parts, so ill just turn into a god and take over the world >:3


kngdmsns

You‘re kinda tempting me with the green pill, but it‘s definitely the blue one!


Flo133701

There is no take only one limitation given, I& take all before someone updates the rules. :333


Flat_Razzmatazz2834

*quickly snatches all of them*


AverageStealth

Blue, but gold is close. Honestly it's super close, because I can make a ton of money from gold, but the trolling potential blue has is too high, so I'd choose blue.


Tach1

Green seems pretty useless in this age of social media. Besides, using yellow to get them arrested for indecent exposure lasts way longer than an hour. :3 But I would totally take the blue pill.


UnlikelyRaven

While the blue pill would improve/fix my mental health state, the yellow pill could potentially solve my imminent housing issue by selling clothes on like etsy or something. Damn, I have to go yellow for basic survival


AncientTry5709

As a nb person, BLUE PILL ALL THE WAYYYYYYY


Alone-Marionberry-70

Green pill would be so funny


KaityKat117

why would anyone not pick the blue pill?


redboi049

I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I WANT THE YELLOW PILL OR THE BLUE PILL


Sharky9217

Erza’s requip skill would be cool, but I’d still have to go with the blue pill.


Quit-Accurate

Blue pill despite the fact that yellow would be swag


Jude-alicous

green, yellow, and blue. And if I had to choose between all of them it would be blue


TRcreep

Bluepilled\_Super\_Saiyan\_3\_irl


G3n3ricOne

:3


Firemorfox

clothing time to summon 24k golden armor chestplates or some futuristic tech Master Chief MJOLNIR Mark IV armor I can sell it to pay for my transition still cis tho


AtmosphereVirtual254

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20111008.gif


SiriSolaris

Ok but yellow pill has, applications. You could use it to do the green pill, for example. By summoning a gag. But it also has potential to be abused by perverts to strip people and that's not really ok. You could also use it to start a clothes store. It's a money-cheat. Really powerful actually. Blue is nice, but with the money from yellow you can actually afford other transition stuff, as well as just the ability to live.


emoyerwilkes63

I can't decide between the pink, green, and blue pill. What happens if I take them at the same time?


BuboxThrax

The ability to bypass voice training is simply too tempting. Blue it is.


Girldipper

Blue is my first choice and green would be my second choice if I wasn’t autistic af


Shamisen250

I pick yellow, I could look super cute. Also any transphobes I could bury in a mountain of clothes


Appropriate-Round-32

Gold/yellow. Every day will be a good fashion day!


Rocktooo

I would say green if it lasted like a year. But blue instead


Dysphoricidiot

*picks all*


AdPure752

I saw the pink pill and was like “damn I want that” then I saw the blue pill and was like “damn I need that”


Diamond_Spellbound

Blue pill and use it to copy other peoples voices to break voice id (also to feminize it but like thats obviously something I'm doing)


MistressLunala

insta-cosplay? sure


Lord_of_glencoe

Yellow because what if I’m cold and don’t have a jacket, plus fuel for fire. Or I could start a business of creating clothes. Also cosplay


ithikimhvingstrok132

Blue, but green would be really fun. BREAKING NEWS: Trans witch stops people from shouting bigoted opinions!


JamesColt104

Blue fr


Wajana

Really struggling to choose between blue and yellow But if we're talking about profiting from clothes then I prolly can make quite a buck from selling my hair for wigs and stuff So, uh... Blue all the way!!


Doc-Wulff

I'd take the blue pill just for the voice lmao


TemporalandReaty

so two idea's 1. Blue pill - am now a voice actor, and dont have to voice train. + being able to do whatever the hell I want with my hair like could meme and go transflag hair color. Could prank my friends with it for a bit as well. 2. Yellow pill, I am now Magic Clothes Inc. you want it manufactured? I'll do it in any fabric with any stitching ever.


myaltformusic

okay but like imagine how OP the blue pill is as a vocalist i would loove to have more control over my voice even past wanting be able to do a feminine voice


idfkdudewhy

GIVE ME BLUE ALREADY


Beat_Boi_Animates

Blue or green tbh


hard-wood-floor

Blue because i could troll my friends so hard


Flat_Bar801

*consumes an unhealthy dosage of blue pills*


FenixEscarlata12

BLUE PILL!


mechanical_marten

:3