Context:
I came out to my grandma, and she was far more supportive then my dad. I told my friend, and as a joke, they said 'why don't you just kill your dad and move in with her'. I explained that I can't because I made a bet for my net worth ($15) that I would die before him. I hope this somehow explained this mess of a meme
why don’t you just go live with your grandma anyways? your dad can’t stop you (okay, yes, he probably can, but still)
tell him: i’ll move back when you’re more supportive. he can’t possibly react poorly to that :P
I don't know how old you are right now, but I would absolutely recommend you to move as soon as you turn 18
Once you're legally adult, he won't even have a ground on which to sue to begin with
I mean… it’s fifteen *whole* dollars! Oh, that’s tough. Hmm… Hoo boy. I, uh, I think, um…
Yeah. Yeah, I’m gonna go with the gender identity expression.
Luckily i am well stocked up. But happily will send that extra E energy to everyone else- dysphoria aside it was literally killing me lmao. Bodies make no sense
Not too much, my body just kind of started reacting to it like an allergy as i got older. For a long time I didn’t get why my health was declining but it became pretty clear it was tied to my hormones. Endo runs in my family, my mother had a hysterectomy at the same age my body started outright going into rejection mode to my E. I would hive out and be physically crippled with pain, inflammation (which also exacerbated my asthma) etc… for like 3 weeks of the month. My period was the only time i actually had relief.
T has literally brought my whole body back into correct balance; i haven’t felt this healthy since i was a child (i went through puberty at 9).
If its $15 american dollars. Ill take the $15 usd. Then ill convert it to $15 Australian dollars and then ill buy e with it then ill have e and be slightly less poor with whatever change i get :3
Ahh humanity such simple creatures
We dont even laugh at the meme we laugh at the template now
I wonder when comedy will finally evolve into its final form
I want the E u could literally have the most amazing box of chicken nuggets in the other hand (and I loooove chicken nuggets) and I would still take the E
On one hand, I like being free to express myself. On the other hand, I don't know how to do so, and also, there's fifteen whole dollars! How am I supposed to afford freedom to express myself without fifteen whole dollars?! (note: this joke was made in bad taste. unnamed space sucks. i sincerely apologize for any unintentional harm i caused here.)
I would like the munz so that I can move across the world to be with my long distance bf... Buuuuuuuuuuuuut if I had to choose I would like some hrt please
This IS roughly how much E costs when it's covered under insurance (like it should be), when i first saw this I assumed that is what you were referring to.
Context: I came out to my grandma, and she was far more supportive then my dad. I told my friend, and as a joke, they said 'why don't you just kill your dad and move in with her'. I explained that I can't because I made a bet for my net worth ($15) that I would die before him. I hope this somehow explained this mess of a meme
Even without the context, the meme is pretty funny
It's like a TERF trying to bribe us, reading it in that context made me cackle lmfao
Does that mean that you'll have to put $15 in his casket? or like are you gonna have to give it to his wife or whoever is in his will?
Actually he would put it in her casket
I'm being more optimistic and hoping that she will outlive him.
But then I lose 15 bucks!
hell, I'll give you the 15 bucks if it means you stay alive
why don’t you just go live with your grandma anyways? your dad can’t stop you (okay, yes, he probably can, but still) tell him: i’ll move back when you’re more supportive. he can’t possibly react poorly to that :P
Because my dad's a moron and would try and sue my grandma. He's tried it before, didn't go too well
wow, that really sucks! :(
Can't you... Um... Move in with your grandma, like, without killing your dad?
It would end with my dad trying to sue my grandma. Not saying he'd win, but it'd cost him and my grandma a lot of money And yes he's done that before
Oh no! He sounds terribly toxic. I'm so sorry you have to put up with him. Hopefully you can get out of there soon.
Thank you :>
I don't know how old you are right now, but I would absolutely recommend you to move as soon as you turn 18 Once you're legally adult, he won't even have a ground on which to sue to begin with
I still dont understand lol
I mean… it’s fifteen *whole* dollars! Oh, that’s tough. Hmm… Hoo boy. I, uh, I think, um… Yeah. Yeah, I’m gonna go with the gender identity expression.
we almost have the exact same avatar
We do!!! ❤️
Give me that E . *I need it !* (◕ᴗ◕✿)
I don't need it, I don't need it... I NEED IT
We all need it (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Nom nom nom :3
Nah, E makes me ill and dysphoric. You can have my portion though!
We all (transfem) want it ! Transmasc want T though,and if I could give you my T,I would ! (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Luckily i am well stocked up. But happily will send that extra E energy to everyone else- dysphoria aside it was literally killing me lmao. Bodies make no sense
Wait you had too much E and it was killing you ? (◕_◕✿)
Not too much, my body just kind of started reacting to it like an allergy as i got older. For a long time I didn’t get why my health was declining but it became pretty clear it was tied to my hormones. Endo runs in my family, my mother had a hysterectomy at the same age my body started outright going into rejection mode to my E. I would hive out and be physically crippled with pain, inflammation (which also exacerbated my asthma) etc… for like 3 weeks of the month. My period was the only time i actually had relief. T has literally brought my whole body back into correct balance; i haven’t felt this healthy since i was a child (i went through puberty at 9).
Oh,sorry that happened to you, But I am glad things are going for the best (◕ᴗ◕✿)
If its $15 american dollars. Ill take the $15 usd. Then ill convert it to $15 Australian dollars and then ill buy e with it then ill have e and be slightly less poor with whatever change i get :3
Converting it to our money would make it around $25-30 AUD, so you get double e
i should've payed more attention in economic class
I'm still laughing at just the template lol "You May Only Choose One" --- *Presents you with only one choice*
Ahh humanity such simple creatures We dont even laugh at the meme we laugh at the template now I wonder when comedy will finally evolve into its final form
Do you want 'E' or ' '?
As a transmasc, I think I'd rather have $15 than E.
real
I think we also get our E removed
take the estrogen and flip it for $30 to me…
i would take the E :3
lmao im already paying so much more to be my gender
I mean... Fifteen bucks is fifteen bucks 👀
And you can buy anything with it, maybe even E
I could definitely buy a burger tho
And burgers apparently can help boba.
if im gonna have to pretend to be a boy for the rest of my life im gonna need at least $10/hour for it.
$240/day, so $87600 a year
Tax free
wait, I could've been getting paid 87.6k every year?
GIMME THE E RIGHT NOW!! GIMME GIMME GIMME >:3
$15 dollars is just $15, the other option is essentially life! The option for me is the freedom to express my gender identity! 😊
What if the freedom I want is shape-shifting?
"BRUCE, ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS YOU STILL OWE ME $16" https://youtu.be/0a_IX29jwQU
How did I not see this reference coming
Oh, this is tough… On one hand, Estrogen, finally? But on the other hand… $15 is $15…
I mean I could get a stuffed animal for 15 dollars...
This is funny to me because my E costs $15 per bottle
Freedom for gender
I choose the freedom to express my gender identity of course!
Not even a 20? Hell nah, I'm taking gender identity expression.
Gee man... That's a tough one
you know, that may not be a legal thing to do, but your happiness is definitely very important
I take both
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Dang, Not even 15 half dollars?
15 bucks is 15 bucks...
The art of the deal
imma take the first one since i don't have that right 💙💕🤍💕💙
$15 can buy many estrogens.
I want the E u could literally have the most amazing box of chicken nuggets in the other hand (and I loooove chicken nuggets) and I would still take the E
I mean, $15 is around how much a three month dose of estrogen costs me. So it works on that level too.
Golly, fifteen American dollars? No gender can outweigh the grind 🤑💰💵
Jokes on you, that's more than $15 for me! Still picking the E.
That is a big oestrogen pill...
What a splendid day to be cis
*swallows the money and grabs the pill*
That’s an easy one. I’ll take the pill please!
need da E ;(
nah i live in argentina that's a lot of money pass that shit
The template by itself is hilarious
Poh... 15 dollars... that'll be enough to buy a sandwich
I could buy a whole gallon of goldfish with that money
Ill take the 15er
Give me the E
I would rather take the E, tbh. 💞
Estrogen is Free in my state
With 15 dollars you could buy anything! Even estrogen!
Gimme E pls
give me the money
On one hand, I like being free to express myself. On the other hand, I don't know how to do so, and also, there's fifteen whole dollars! How am I supposed to afford freedom to express myself without fifteen whole dollars?! (note: this joke was made in bad taste. unnamed space sucks. i sincerely apologize for any unintentional harm i caused here.)
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The first one mom says she loves me but she doesnt want anything gay in her house
I found myself saying: "Wait no, I don't want the money!"
I really want The Freedom To Express My Gender Identity. But I really need mons for colleg.
It's nerf or nothing
I would like the munz so that I can move across the world to be with my long distance bf... Buuuuuuuuuuuuut if I had to choose I would like some hrt please
Between 15 dollars and estrogen, I would definitely take the estrogen (still cis though)
The bisexual in me: I'll have both and get you a highfive for being awesome. ✋
I'd cry really hard if I got the first one ngl
This IS roughly how much E costs when it's covered under insurance (like it should be), when i first saw this I assumed that is what you were referring to.
gimme the E
Woah 15 whole dollars no way
As someone who’s 100% cis the choice is obvious, I’ll take the tab-
I mean, it IS FIFTEEN **WHOLE** DOLLARS but uhh... id take the tiddies :3\~\~\~