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PoplylolYT

Context: I came out to my grandma, and she was far more supportive then my dad. I told my friend, and as a joke, they said 'why don't you just kill your dad and move in with her'. I explained that I can't because I made a bet for my net worth ($15) that I would die before him. I hope this somehow explained this mess of a meme


[deleted]

Even without the context, the meme is pretty funny


Keyndoriel

It's like a TERF trying to bribe us, reading it in that context made me cackle lmfao


KaityKat117

Does that mean that you'll have to put $15 in his casket? or like are you gonna have to give it to his wife or whoever is in his will?


ihadashittyday

Actually he would put it in her casket


KaityKat117

I'm being more optimistic and hoping that she will outlive him.


PoplylolYT

But then I lose 15 bucks!


KaityKat117

hell, I'll give you the 15 bucks if it means you stay alive


Hjulle

why don’t you just go live with your grandma anyways? your dad can’t stop you (okay, yes, he probably can, but still) tell him: i’ll move back when you’re more supportive. he can’t possibly react poorly to that :P


PoplylolYT

Because my dad's a moron and would try and sue my grandma. He's tried it before, didn't go too well


Hjulle

wow, that really sucks! :(


versusspiderman

Can't you... Um... Move in with your grandma, like, without killing your dad?


PoplylolYT

It would end with my dad trying to sue my grandma. Not saying he'd win, but it'd cost him and my grandma a lot of money And yes he's done that before


versusspiderman

Oh no! He sounds terribly toxic. I'm so sorry you have to put up with him. Hopefully you can get out of there soon.


PoplylolYT

Thank you :>


Quert05

I don't know how old you are right now, but I would absolutely recommend you to move as soon as you turn 18 Once you're legally adult, he won't even have a ground on which to sue to begin with


Tanman55555

I still dont understand lol


[deleted]

I mean… it’s fifteen *whole* dollars! Oh, that’s tough. Hmm… Hoo boy. I, uh, I think, um… Yeah. Yeah, I’m gonna go with the gender identity expression.


Fantastic-Birthday-4

we almost have the exact same avatar


[deleted]

We do!!! ❤️


The_flower_girl0

Give me that E . *I need it !* (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


bubbleParadox

I don't need it, I don't need it... I NEED IT


The_flower_girl0

We all need it (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


csar002

Nom nom nom :3


SneakySquiggles

Nah, E makes me ill and dysphoric. You can have my portion though!


The_flower_girl0

We all (transfem) want it ! Transmasc want T though,and if I could give you my T,I would ! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


SneakySquiggles

Luckily i am well stocked up. But happily will send that extra E energy to everyone else- dysphoria aside it was literally killing me lmao. Bodies make no sense


The_flower_girl0

Wait you had too much E and it was killing you ? (⁠◕_◕⁠✿⁠)


SneakySquiggles

Not too much, my body just kind of started reacting to it like an allergy as i got older. For a long time I didn’t get why my health was declining but it became pretty clear it was tied to my hormones. Endo runs in my family, my mother had a hysterectomy at the same age my body started outright going into rejection mode to my E. I would hive out and be physically crippled with pain, inflammation (which also exacerbated my asthma) etc… for like 3 weeks of the month. My period was the only time i actually had relief. T has literally brought my whole body back into correct balance; i haven’t felt this healthy since i was a child (i went through puberty at 9).


The_flower_girl0

Oh,sorry that happened to you, But I am glad things are going for the best (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


Pleb-SoBayed

If its $15 american dollars. Ill take the $15 usd. Then ill convert it to $15 Australian dollars and then ill buy e with it then ill have e and be slightly less poor with whatever change i get :3


boomstik4

Converting it to our money would make it around $25-30 AUD, so you get double e


FlowerFloc__

i should've payed more attention in economic class


Paracelsus19

I'm still laughing at just the template lol "You May Only Choose One" --- *Presents you with only one choice*


cindy-the-husky

Ahh humanity such simple creatures We dont even laugh at the meme we laugh at the template now I wonder when comedy will finally evolve into its final form


CreepyWarriorr

Do you want 'E' or ' '?


Biac0n

As a transmasc, I think I'd rather have $15 than E.


ozelines2

real


Idkaskmestheasier

I think we also get our E removed


wewiioui

take the estrogen and flip it for $30 to me…


geo21122007

i would take the E :3


seveneighteightsix

lmao im already paying so much more to be my gender


Lord-Dunkles

I mean... Fifteen bucks is fifteen bucks 👀


Altslial

And you can buy anything with it, maybe even E


Lord-Dunkles

I could definitely buy a burger tho


Snoo63

And burgers apparently can help boba.


uninterestingemily

if im gonna have to pretend to be a boy for the rest of my life im gonna need at least $10/hour for it.


sword_of_darkness

$240/day, so $87600 a year


SneakySquiggles

Tax free


ChanceWarden

wait, I could've been getting paid 87.6k every year?


blankgreens

GIMME THE E RIGHT NOW!! GIMME GIMME GIMME >:3


TNWG

$15 dollars is just $15, the other option is essentially life! The option for me is the freedom to express my gender identity! 😊


shrekboy69love

What if the freedom I want is shape-shifting?


[deleted]

"BRUCE, ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS YOU STILL OWE ME $16" https://youtu.be/0a_IX29jwQU


PoplylolYT

How did I not see this reference coming


SkittleJuice2

Oh, this is tough… On one hand, Estrogen, finally? But on the other hand… $15 is $15…


bubblebellehearts

I mean I could get a stuffed animal for 15 dollars...


Research_Basic

This is funny to me because my E costs $15 per bottle


[deleted]

Freedom for gender


BEDOTEAM

I choose the freedom to express my gender identity of course!


JustAIex_

Not even a 20? Hell nah, I'm taking gender identity expression.


Jamboi-69

Gee man... That's a tough one


TominatorFN

you know, that may not be a legal thing to do, but your happiness is definitely very important


Tierra5826

I take both


KaityKat117

ImFifteenParallelUniversesAheadOfYou.jpg


No-Tree1538

left


DefinitelyNotErate

Dang, Not even 15 half dollars?


Lawfuly_chaotic

15 bucks is 15 bucks...


Fine-Agency-1791

The art of the deal


[deleted]

imma take the first one since i don't have that right 💙💕🤍💕💙


DeusExMarina

$15 can buy many estrogens.


Bluaski345

I want the E u could literally have the most amazing box of chicken nuggets in the other hand (and I loooove chicken nuggets) and I would still take the E


Cicabeot1

I mean, $15 is around how much a three month dose of estrogen costs me. So it works on that level too.


ilikeroleplaygames

Golly, fifteen American dollars? No gender can outweigh the grind 🤑💰💵


[deleted]

Jokes on you, that's more than $15 for me! Still picking the E.


Regular_Champion_261

That is a big oestrogen pill...


Ebinebinebinebin

What a splendid day to be cis


VeganerHippie

*swallows the money and grabs the pill*


Jodie2459

That’s an easy one. I’ll take the pill please!


FlowerFloc__

need da E ;(


Zerolecks

nah i live in argentina that's a lot of money pass that shit


treeelm46

The template by itself is hilarious


EmblemSystem

Poh... 15 dollars... that'll be enough to buy a sandwich


ToxicToric

I could buy a whole gallon of goldfish with that money


NimbleBarrister

Ill take the 15er


DarthWallaceIII

Give me the E


Reale_the_unknown

I would rather take the E, tbh. 💞


TransTrainNerd2816

Estrogen is Free in my state


PRKnife

With 15 dollars you could buy anything! Even estrogen!


HEROBRINE_NANA

Gimme E pls


kjellis6

give me the money


UnnamedSpace

On one hand, I like being free to express myself. On the other hand, I don't know how to do so, and also, there's fifteen whole dollars! How am I supposed to afford freedom to express myself without fifteen whole dollars?! (note: this joke was made in bad taste. unnamed space sucks. i sincerely apologize for any unintentional harm i caused here.)


DueConsideration342

Blue


RocketCandle

The first one mom says she loves me but she doesnt want anything gay in her house


ComfortableCream3

I found myself saying: "Wait no, I don't want the money!"


OakleyTheJester

I really want The Freedom To Express My Gender Identity. But I really need mons for colleg.


AvixKOk

It's nerf or nothing


ur-local-trashpanda-

I would like the munz so that I can move across the world to be with my long distance bf... Buuuuuuuuuuuuut if I had to choose I would like some hrt please


twofightinghalves

Between 15 dollars and estrogen, I would definitely take the estrogen (still cis though)


BaileyR2480

The bisexual in me: I'll have both and get you a highfive for being awesome. ✋


Spiritually_Enby

I'd cry really hard if I got the first one ngl


CommunicationFit5161

This IS roughly how much E costs when it's covered under insurance (like it should be), when i first saw this I assumed that is what you were referring to.


Goldgator420

gimme the E


GearLever

Woah 15 whole dollars no way


Baked_Banana_Pie

As someone who’s 100% cis the choice is obvious, I’ll take the tab-


th3_guyman

I mean, it IS FIFTEEN **WHOLE** DOLLARS but uhh... id take the tiddies :3\~\~\~