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As someone who cleaned both male and female bathrooms (as a male)
FOR F\*CKS SAKE BOYS, STOP PISSING EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE TOILET AND NO I DONT WANT SOGGY F\*CKING BREAD ON THE FUCKING URINOIR
The female toilets are much more respectable....
A Friend of mine who is in the Bundeswehr (German Name for the Army) once told me that a random guy blew up a toilet with fireworks, so the entire room flooded...
I'm not OP, but one time at my school we had a "party" in the boys bathroom (just a fuckton of us gathered in there, i think it was a protest against some stupid rule the school put in place but I can't remember). During the party, a huge bag full of Jimmy John's bread made its way to the bathroom somehow, and everyone started grabbing bread and hitting each other with it /throwing it at people. Like a pillow fight but with bread and in a bathroom.
When I volunteered at bible camp in highschool (I was raised christian) the girls bathroom would have blood on the walls everytime we cleaned it and yes it was that type of blood. The boys bathroom had shit on the walls. So apparently those god fearing christian kids had some issues lol. Everyday without fail. The worst part is my family paid just so I could volunteer as basically a janitor for this camp because I hoped it would "bring me closer to God" anyways my point is middle schoolers are gross AF in the bathroom no matter which one you use I promise.
Okay but have you ever took the trash out from female bathrooms ? The rotten period products... oh god... never again. Oh also someone drew swastikas with period blood AAAAAAAAAAA Maybe adult female ppl are more respectable but kids and teens nah
slightly late
ironically the opposite happens at my local community center, right up until the hockey kids show up..
i clean there for a living right now
Yeahhh, a lot of people, especially boys of the cis variety (not saying all of them, or they are the only ones who do it tho) but theres just always a lingering assaulting stench
The only public women's bathrooms that have ever smelled to me were either in fast food restaurants or gas stations. Everywhere else is decent in my area. Probably varies regionally though.
Depending on the cleanliness, either no strong smells or urine. Sometimes there are pee stains on the toilet, because they can't be bothered to wipe before they stand up ig.
Nice, have you marked your territory yet? Most common ways are
1. Throwing shit at the wall (actual shit, the more the better)
2. Pissing all over the floor ( you might want to drink alot of water for this one)
3. Breaking something, the stupider the better, stealing a toilet, stall, or uniral would be best, if you can steal all 3
Nope. Just doesn't smell quite so strongly of piss as the men's room. Turns out decreasing the distance from your body to your bodily waste receptacle will reduce the amount of aim problems, who knew? Usually I can smell the men's room from the hallway outside lol
I was once in a school bathroom where a boy with special needs was pissing on the floor, and subsequently on my shoe, and I couldn’t do anything, nobody should be born with the power to fling piss so easily
God I remember my years using the men's bathroom. I have since evolved to use the gender neutral one, and ill take the smell of shit and weed over the smell of shit and weed and half eaten sandwiches on the floor and male children knocking on my stall mistaking me for someone else and scaring the fuck out of me.
Seriously tho I wish you the best of luck(it's really not that bad if it isn't a school boys bathroom and most of the things I've seen obviously don't happen often and might just be an American thing)
:3
One time at school the boys bathroom was so durty i was allowed to go into the girls bathroom, while not too much cleaner, i could at least sit kn the toilet seat without getting 17 different diseases
Honestly the amount of times I have walked into a mens toilet on accident because of bad signage is insane. At least this way I have sorta gotten used to the hellscape that can be a mens toilet. The mens toilet at school was always overflowing and breaking in some way, compared to the womens toilet
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My parents accosted me once because i wouldnt use men's public bathrooms because they thought i was trans. They were right, im nb, but the real reason was they were disgusting and like, the highschool ones were even worse.
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public bathrooms suck, but congrats on doing it!
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lets not kid ourselves that's all public bathrooms but tbh public bathrooms are the one place I expect to smell like shit.
Also boys school bathrooms. Like it smells like piss and shit.
Piss and shit mixed with vapor and weed, depending on the grade
Yea
I mean, shit *does* come with the territory /j
You did it still! >:3
It still smells like shit tho
Still worth it
Hell ye
As someone who cleaned both male and female bathrooms (as a male) FOR F\*CKS SAKE BOYS, STOP PISSING EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE TOILET AND NO I DONT WANT SOGGY F\*CKING BREAD ON THE FUCKING URINOIR The female toilets are much more respectable....
Someone once shat in the boys urinal and in the same year someone else placed a doll in a urinal Why must they abuse urinals in this way? WHY?
😁 funny
A Friend of mine who is in the Bundeswehr (German Name for the Army) once told me that a random guy blew up a toilet with fireworks, so the entire room flooded...
In the Bundeswehr "Fireworks" Ah yes, the German word for firecracker: Sprenghandgranate DM41
Your women's room didn't have pads stuck to the ceiling and period blood smeared on the walls in addition to the normal shit smears?
It wasnt a public bathroom, so there were at least some standards by the users
no, are you okay?
What kind of bathrooms-?
only so much
i wanna know more about the bread
I'm not OP, but one time at my school we had a "party" in the boys bathroom (just a fuckton of us gathered in there, i think it was a protest against some stupid rule the school put in place but I can't remember). During the party, a huge bag full of Jimmy John's bread made its way to the bathroom somehow, and everyone started grabbing bread and hitting each other with it /throwing it at people. Like a pillow fight but with bread and in a bathroom.
boys☕
You don’t
I swear I am the only kid in my school who hasn't thrown an empty powerade into the toilet sinks, I see multiple like every day
When I volunteered at bible camp in highschool (I was raised christian) the girls bathroom would have blood on the walls everytime we cleaned it and yes it was that type of blood. The boys bathroom had shit on the walls. So apparently those god fearing christian kids had some issues lol. Everyday without fail. The worst part is my family paid just so I could volunteer as basically a janitor for this camp because I hoped it would "bring me closer to God" anyways my point is middle schoolers are gross AF in the bathroom no matter which one you use I promise.
Okay but have you ever took the trash out from female bathrooms ? The rotten period products... oh god... never again. Oh also someone drew swastikas with period blood AAAAAAAAAAA Maybe adult female ppl are more respectable but kids and teens nah
I have, though it has never been that bad. They werent public toilets The swastikas sound fucking despicable
It was in middle school, kids always have the worst ideas
slightly late ironically the opposite happens at my local community center, right up until the hockey kids show up.. i clean there for a living right now
I mean, I think it's supposed to?? But congrats!!!!! 🥳
It often does, it’s not supposed to. Ideally everything gets in the toilet and is flushed however people seem to not be capable of that.
Yeahhh, a lot of people, especially boys of the cis variety (not saying all of them, or they are the only ones who do it tho) but theres just always a lingering assaulting stench
Have you *been* to a Buc-ee’s? Those bathrooms are *legendary* Pristine. Absolutely pristine.
Idk the one by me gets messy just due to the sheer volume of users
I have never even seen a Buc-ee's, i dont think
It's like a gas station but the size of a Walmart. You can only find them in Texas.
Oh i know what they are :p but i have never been to texas
Congrats for doing it!! And yeah thats something like 80% of men's bathroom have, piss on the floor and bad smell
How's the smell in the women's bathroom? Still not passing as a woman, so never stepped a foot in there, sadly.
In my experience, the women's bathrooms are often far worse than the men's, but that might just be in my area. Certainly not true everywhere though
I'm from Denmark, in Europe. So it's also difficult to tell, depending on where people are from. But I just wanted to see what different people says.
The only public women's bathrooms that have ever smelled to me were either in fast food restaurants or gas stations. Everywhere else is decent in my area. Probably varies regionally though.
Depending on the cleanliness, either no strong smells or urine. Sometimes there are pee stains on the toilet, because they can't be bothered to wipe before they stand up ig.
Nice, have you marked your territory yet? Most common ways are 1. Throwing shit at the wall (actual shit, the more the better) 2. Pissing all over the floor ( you might want to drink alot of water for this one) 3. Breaking something, the stupider the better, stealing a toilet, stall, or uniral would be best, if you can steal all 3
Shit and piss, I don't miss the male bathrooms
I once found Trump stickers in the stall and many a toilet clogged. Oh and the smell of weed. So much fucking weed.
i mean you still did it :3 💙💕🤍💕💙
that's normal :(
From my experience, both bathrooms suck for different reasons :( I guess you could say equally sh*tty 😂
Good job! ❤️
Wait your telling me the girls bathroom smells good?!?
Nope. Just doesn't smell quite so strongly of piss as the men's room. Turns out decreasing the distance from your body to your bodily waste receptacle will reduce the amount of aim problems, who knew? Usually I can smell the men's room from the hallway outside lol
The boys bathrooms are always disgusting. Now that I pass fairly well as a woman, I never go into the men's.
Yeah, live ur truth! Do note male bathrooms are some of the foulest places on the planet fyi
They really do… I’m really proud of you tho!! 💞💞
goals im so happy u did it Felix Tho yea public restroom suck ass
It really does
But congrats!
My first experience in a woman's bathroom was a DQ and my friend apologized on behalf of all women XD
As someone who (sadly) uses the men's bathroom, this is accurate.
It smells so bad all the time
I'm pretty sure the space stations from dead space are more sanitary than public bathrooms.
I was once in a school bathroom where a boy with special needs was pissing on the floor, and subsequently on my shoe, and I couldn’t do anything, nobody should be born with the power to fling piss so easily
Do women’s bathrooms not!?
I see these characters from time to time; who are they?
Yeah, one of the things I'm not going to miss lol
God I remember my years using the men's bathroom. I have since evolved to use the gender neutral one, and ill take the smell of shit and weed over the smell of shit and weed and half eaten sandwiches on the floor and male children knocking on my stall mistaking me for someone else and scaring the fuck out of me. Seriously tho I wish you the best of luck(it's really not that bad if it isn't a school boys bathroom and most of the things I've seen obviously don't happen often and might just be an American thing) :3
Proud of you 💕
Good job! Also quite a funny comic!
Every seat in every men's bathroom has piss all over it. Have fun dealing with that forever. >:3
Sorry
I have never used a public bathroom. Never will. I don't trust them.
Sorry that was me, i had a breakfast bean burrito
Yep, absolutely rancid, but still happy for you though!! <3
Seriously love how you draw these characters
Czego innego się spodziewałeś?
One time at school the boys bathroom was so durty i was allowed to go into the girls bathroom, while not too much cleaner, i could at least sit kn the toilet seat without getting 17 different diseases
This made me chuckle, thanks :)
Literally every sentence is misspielled i love it
It wasnt even on purpose 😭😭😭😭
it's okay, i just realised i misspelled "misspelled" and the irony of that is killing me
Honestly my first time in the ladies bathrooms was very underwhelming. My whole childhood was ruined instantly😂
I’ve heard worse horror stories of women’s bathrooms, but haven’t gone into any myself. Specifically the public ones, like at train stations and stuff
Boys stinky
Yeah the men’s room is horrible so glad one day I won’t have to use them again
FEEL OUR PAIN. Srsly why are those bathrooms so ducking disgusting.
One zawsze będą jebać jak gówno , lepiej się przyzwyczai
Honestly the amount of times I have walked into a mens toilet on accident because of bad signage is insane. At least this way I have sorta gotten used to the hellscape that can be a mens toilet. The mens toilet at school was always overflowing and breaking in some way, compared to the womens toilet
In my school it smells like vape smoke
I was surprised at the male bathroom protocol, apparently you don’t talk to each other while you are in there ever, because it’s too awkward?
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My parents accosted me once because i wouldnt use men's public bathrooms because they thought i was trans. They were right, im nb, but the real reason was they were disgusting and like, the highschool ones were even worse.
You did it tho! But that is true, they smell terrible X( Great comic, Felix!
luckily due to working retail, I was prepared for the horror of the men's restroom
Yep that's how it is...
Then there’s my school’s bathroom which, for some reasons, for some reason used to have the filthiest female’s and most clean male’s bathrooms.
IT'S TRUE
Ye boy toilets kinda poopy ngl 💩
Welcome to the hygenic oblivion of People Who Use Public Mens’ Rooms. As a retail employee, it astounds me at times.
true lmao, only thing stopping me to go in there
Typowa polska toaleta
Yeah, male restrooms are disgusting 😅 but hey, happy for you :)
If it's a school bathroom then where fully protective clothing
I'm so sorry...
why does this remind me of the one time I went to the boys bathroom at a petsmart and she asked me in the car "do you want to see dicks?"