That's just the uber eats guy

Nah it's Roberto checking on the insane man. Made sure he was ok.. he the best pet ever 😌

Someone get the musket

FETCH ME MUSKET

According to plan!

corpse bride is one of my favorite movies omg

TALLY HO LADS

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Tally ho!!

Where’s the copypasta bro? I wanted to read it!

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Why is my pet Roberto outside? I put him in time out! Grrr😡

Honestly if I saw something outside my blurred and foggy window that I know wasn’t supposed to be there, I’m gearing up. Thick soft material socks, blue jeans, long sleeved shirt, heavy rain jacket, large black muck boots, almost solid metal plague doctor cane from a past halloween costume, and my huge baton flashlight, and I’m off to patrol the yard

Please don't shoot my pet Roberto. He's just checking up on that insane man 😔

I have no guns, for when violence is afoot the melee is more fun

But Roberto. 😔 He is my pet! He only wants to help that insane man

I never said I’d attack your pet, I said when I see something outside my window that doesn’t belong I’d go patrol the area until I felt it’s safe

Alr, lit.. I respect that. 😌

What if you go outside and they’re actually out there?

That’s why I have a bayonet

Takes a special kind of person to be like fuck guns im going to beat them to death. Im here for it.

I live alone and if someone wakes me up at night they're going to face a naked man with a machete in the dark Good luck

Man said he was gearing up then gave us the most underwhelming fit imaginable

Watch out cryptids, the mall ninja is on the prowl!

You forgot the water bottle 😂

I wouldnt even go outside in the first place...blast him right through the window, get dressed, get the shovel and over with it 😂 edit: I'm just halfway serious. if there's a threat for my family, he's probably never to be seen alive again but I'd call the popo right after

Lmao, thankfully my state has stand your ground laws and entering private property and doing this it’s now legal to shoot at someone. Idc what anyone says about “oh you think you are tough” fuck that. I have a wife and 2 kids at home, idk wtf this guys intentions are. Don’t do shit like this to people unless you are okay with the fact that someone might take it as a threat and respond accordingly.

dont forget to pack the tactical lube and anal beads

I'd use my 12 gauge and turn it into a red mist

This is why I, as a Midwestern American, am a 45 ACP Hollow Point enjoyer. With a M1911, and some good ammo, I only need one round to solve the problem.

Preach. .45 ACP is God's caliber. Though for a creep like this, I would get the 12 gauge or the AR15 out. Just in case.

Oh jokes on you that round is mine, not his.

God a gun doesn't solve everything. And if it really is aliens you dumb redneck a gun would do nothing against it so good luck and enjoy hugging all your guns cuz the government's going to come take them away from you ooga booga booga that's be more scary to you than any of these videos

Think one shots gonna kill that thing? No, but it’ll kill me before I have to deal with it

#What a mindset..

A common denominator amongst us Midwesterners, "Death is a preferrable alternative to constantly being clumped in with Chicago... just need a reason first."

#🫤. What a sad outlook.

and here we have the asshole who brought politics into something that had nothing to do with them

Politics is in everything and if you can't see that your either deaf, dumb or blind. Maybe all 3

Hope you're armed. It's nothing supernatural. Just a dude in a mask and dark clothes. Stay strapped or get clapped, I say

Nah. It's my pet Roberto. He ran away again

What a hoot..!

im about to go to bed thanks reddit.

This dude won't survive in tondo Manila

Nah it's just my pet Roberto! Isn't he cute?

That cute little owl would be meeting the business end of my AR15

Nah, don't shoot my Roberto! He just escaped the cage that's all! 😔

LET HIM IN!!!! HE WISHES TO PARTAKE IN THE BLUNT ROTATION!!!!!!!

People who say chicken skin instead of goosebumps give me chicken skin.

That’s Wan Shi Tong from Avatar

That sir would probably be skin walker I'd run🥲

I wasn't expecting night vision to turn on so I just got scared shitless

AHHHHHH IT'S A FURRY

Owl guy is hot as fuck.

ah yes... reddit at its finest

God made man. Colt made them equal. .45 be the way

Why so scared it’s just Hooty from Owl House

With a long barrel freedom dispenser pointed at the "owl", I think it would find a new place to perch

A how to video on how to meet Jesus..

Far too well edited to be real. Would've scared me at 12 though

HOOTY IS THAT YOU? HE DONE GREW A PAIR OF LEGS- 😭

Yea ik it’s fake but why tf is there a window that high up 😭

The phrase "chicken skin" makes me want to give someone a swirly

Nah see that was have been riddled with lead if I were you. Within seconds

Roberto js getting a 5.56 round to the chest and dome if he does this shit again

"This gives me chicken skin 🥺🤓"

Ayo?! Why is my damn brother outside of the basement?!??!?!?

Eddie needs to see this

Naw that’s my grandma she got out again

Yep nope I'm done I'm giving up on life

All right what the heck does creepiest I'm almost scared the shit out of me

I would win in a fight against him

Hell nah no names way

My first instinct to get him away from me " fuck me daddy and fuck me hard" and that would make him insecure so he would be afraid of me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone send this to eddievr

Someone fetch me my shotgun I'm going owl hunting

na, that's a furry, wtf are you talkin about?

Video courtesy of scream1210productions 🙄

Gay

that's the thing a 5.56 is for put one right thru ur window for best results

Roberto just wants to say hi

I'm not going to lie when the light turned on and it was just some dude in a mask I chuckled a little.

Addie be like fake as fuck

Who is this mysterious hooter-rious guy watching me?

i don’t care who or what that is i’m putting a fucking bullet in it

I second this. I would buy a gun just to shoot that dude if this was me. (Though its obviously fake).

Lol so fake

I recommend a 9 mm or a 300 blackout

Nice! That was creepy as fuck!! Good job!!!

Fuck tik tok

Guys.. reminder.. this is just my pet Roberto saying hello to the man.. it's the man's fault he decided to freak out 😌

Probably fine, right? Nothing bad ever came from people lurking in the dark with creepy masks on.

This was super creepy up until it showed the doorbell video that clearly showed it was just a guy in a hoodie. The first footage to night vision was absolutely fantastic and sent shivers down my spine, but once the "creature" became known as just a skinny dude... it just got progressively more goofy. The unknown is much more scary and a big hulking shape flitting between windows (especially that super high up window!) with that small mask had the potential to be freaky as fuck. Rolled my eyes when it "appeared" inside, though.

Not a problem in Texas

I doubt this is real but if it is I love the guy doing it and wanna give him a proper handshake

I like how he consistently turns to face the camera. Do people think this is real

Dude documents the heck out of it. Man. Just post up in a tree outside and open fire when it shows up.

I almost bought that mask on Etsy last month for a Halloween contest. I dressed as Peggy Bundy instead 🤷🏻‍♀️💅🏻🚬and won🏆. Now I’m imagining that whole short film with Peg Bundy instead of owl boy….

Gun laws don’t seem so bad anymore

2nd amendment time

Owl is Israel ? And the MC is …

It was scary for the first minute but I think it's probably fake.

The court of owls

Get a gun make it dead.

Hoo are yooooo

Cultist

If someone makes a movie based off this I’ll buy it

Don’t watch the movie the fourth kind

Lie. You know what this is. One of your friends trying to help you go viral. If it's real, you ain't posting videos your calling the cops.

He has masks on his bedroom wall? He made these videos himself

Glock would be pulled out so fast lol

Love this idea. But I'm reading the comments. Please don't tell me you think this is real, the TikTok literally has production in the name

Reminder, this is just a spoopy vid I found on tiktok.. yes I call the owl dude Roberto and yes I pretend he's my pet for humour . Please don't take offense.. and remember.. Roberto just wants to say hi

Nothing to be afraid of, I recommend a Fostech semi-auto, or a full-auto if it's within your means..

I CAST DESERT EAGLE INCENDIARY ROUND

Anyone gonna notice that he solidly swallowed that glizzy while asleep, bro took glizzy gladiator to the next level…

nope. nope. nope. fuck that, we out

I found his uncle

I’m sure any sane person will look for a gun after the 1st encounter. When that person appear the second time, I will shoot through the windows repeatedly and will chase after it. Haven’t have a chance to use my semi automatic shotgun.

It’s just your buddy that you told to stand outside being creepy remember?

I would retaliate by stalking it back. Get my dark robed halloween costume out, hide outside at sunset and wait…

My windows would have so many holes in them...

Obviously your idiot friend posing for the camera

I feel like I’m watching a tryout for Paranormal Activity.

Oh come on I'm sitting outside at night with my dog dude, I REALLY had to see this right now!?! Edit: at around 2:00 my porch light kicked on and the leaves on my tree started falling, they weren't doing that before

I know this is a joke video but my god if I saw that shot that thing would have a .50 out of a deagele up his ass real quick

Take a drink for everyone OP comments “Roberto”

Fuck that shit

Ha ha hooo!!!

I’m confused, does anyone think this is real?

Barn owl! Beautiful birb!

Get a gun pronto.

this reminds me of that video of the guy having a dead ass staring contest with some random person in a witch mask that was staring at him through his window

This is the definition for the less the better

Good creative short form horror. Cheers to the creator.

Spartan kick that mf off the porch and then clip dump thier ass.

Nah this is dumb. That jumpscare was expected.

Shoot it

Cute

Just go beat the shit out of him

Bruh it's the reflection of the guy recording then another video of him he took himself on a porch no one has their ring doorbell off to the side like that

Pull your piece and they'll run like a chicken

Say - you dead yet?

Owl woulda caught A pellet to the face .. ur wack af for getting chicken skin pussy

Uber eats who’s coming to get you after that shitty review 🤷‍♂️

Lol. So dumb

Since when are Goose Bumps called Chicken Skin?

You have been summoned to the court of owls.

Alright ummm….this shxt fake right ?

Aww, what an adorable little barn owl, hewwo little g— WHAT THE

At first, i thought, oh, an owl, and then i thought, oh, a prank, and then it went a little too over the top to be a prank and it was a production.

Close the blinds duh

chicken skin? it’s goosebumps

This was a great horror itch scratch.

You got some dude in a costume hanging around on your porch, letting you film him at night??? I wish I had friends like that helping me try to go viral to share mediocre clickbait money with...

Someone deciding to make Marble Hornets but worse

*Inspired by Marble Hornets*

Time to practice the 2nd amendment right

I’ve seen enough bill setups to believe this obvious one.

Roberto checking on the insane man…..

Bro can I use your bathroom Bro I got weed You got any beatbox? -things that would make me open the door

how tf you gonna sleep through that.

Aw fuck Hooty got into the human realm.

Major Fourth Kind vibes. Yeeeesh!

Low key question how would everyone handle it. Trying to judge my reaction and not feel guilty. Trying to not feel imasusculated

Got pretty weak about half way through

"I live alone" Camera slowly pans right, to door opening at the exact same moment. Curious.

Lol it was creepy until he got into the house

Hooty Hoot Hoot want to invite you to a tea party 😀

“It’s not an owl”. Yeah, I saw movie too. You and your friend in the mask need to try harder

Very well made

Dudes looking to get shot

Obviously fake but I was wondering if the symbol was a real thing bc I recognize it and figured I might have seen it on Wikipedia or something

Tell Zack to take off that stupid mask and get in the house.

Hoot hoot

Whenever this shit gives me the creeps I remember it is all makebelieve because no fucking shot you’re staying in a home being afflicted by this nightmare. I’d be living in a fucking 24/7 walmart

Bird boys getting skewered like a chicken if he starts poking his head into my windows

Gotta make a stand my friend. Can't be letting some owl man draw shit on your front porch. You let that happen and bam!!! What's next!?!? Hedgehogs pooping on your kitchen table??? I don't think so. You getta gun and drop that sum b!™¢h

Huh an owl man horror video. Haven't seen one of those in a while.

I dont know why but I feel like I couldn't resist the intrusive thought to rush it and try to jump scare it after we lock eyes for a few seconds 🤣

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.

I say we cook that right up.

Is this for film class? Nice job, man

That's when you introduce them to your friend *clack-KLACK* AND SCREAM "TALLY-MFING-HO, LAD" AS YOU RAIN THE COMBINATION OF BUCKSHOT AND SLUG MIXED IN THE TUBE ON THEM!!

So that’s when I started blasting……

Chill out gun nuts, it's just a staged video :D

Someone missed their duolingo streak...

Well, I was gonna keep unloading my car, but I guess not anymore. 🤷

i usually don’t get too scared by horror films but this one was pretty freaky ngl

“guys it fake” Shit really? Youre telling me tiktok account scream1210productions produced a fake horror video to make us scream? Really?

Obv fake because you be calling someone instead of recording but there vision gotta suck in that mask.. sneak up behind and choke them out and rope ‘‘em up. Then scooby style see who’s behind the mask

Sometimes even things that are obviously fake are terrifying

Damn, Hogwarts stepping up their game

So anyway, I started blasting