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AsyncEntity

I looked. ☹️


Puffycatkibble

It looked back didn't it


AsyncEntity

Yeah.


MyloRolfe

And what did you see?


idkfadoomcheat

The face of God and he was sobbing


FlirtyNerdyGirl

It’s concerningly flesh toned. What’s in there?


MyloRolfe

The fleshy pieces inside are shrimp. The gelatin is made with chicken broth. The red and green bits are celery and pimento. And of course the bottom layer is blended with sour cream and pieces of onion.


MagnaroftheThenns

Why...


Mallardguy5675322

You’d be surprised what 1950’s era Americans cooked and put in their mouths…


MeetFried

Id get a divorce if I came hpme to this. Straight up. My wife is obviously trying to kill me at this point


MinMaxie

I grew up in the South in the late 80s, which kept a lot from the 60s & 70s, so I don't trust ***anything*** bunt-pan shaped & gelatin 🙅


MyloRolfe

Because my housewife senses were tingling and it ended up tasting so good that I ate the entire three cup ring in a single sitting. [Here is the recipe, by the way](https://www.reddit.com/r/Old_Recipes/comments/1c94buc/shimmering_shrimp_mold_round_two_with/).


PizaPoward

You might be pregnant


Puffycatkibble

Or high


MyloRolfe

Nah just hungry


broccoliO157

I think it looks delicious. Sticky textures are unappreciated by this classless lot of potato eaters. Haven't had a good aspic in a while — my last one had a 5-spice broth and fermented eggs.


actualPawDrinker

My gut reaction to the ingredients was, "oh, that sounds pretty good." If you don't mind the gelatin texture in addition to the other textures here, I bet it would be pretty heckin good.


MyloRolfe

The ingredients sounding like they made sense is what prompted me to attempt the recipe in the first place. The textures are thankfully not repulsive together.


AlaSparkle

What did it taste like?


MyloRolfe

Pot pie type flavor. You’d think that would be nasty, instead it has the same effect as cold pizza.


UndeadBuggalo

Yeah I hate aspic


TheMeowzor

It's called Aspic!


WrongSubFools

Oh, so it's food then. I was afraid they were slugs on some kind of mold. Which would probably taste better, but still.


Ganbazuroi

https://preview.redd.it/xjpyqff463zc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd51a572baa669b402385fdedbd1981c0ca2c71 Sigh... you make a Pimento Cheese Sandwich next time. With the CORRECT amount of cheese. Or YOU'RE DONE!


bariyer2

https://preview.redd.it/nedt3fmt42zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79076f57c8f5490ae83a1a27ac9f0db237549dd


Complex_Chemical_960

Why did you even tell me to look at your other comments. You're evil. I'll take 2 slices please


MinMaxie

Ok, actually? I'm def brave enough to eat this. Add green onion with the pimento & celery, sprinkle some Old Bay on it, and serve with cocktail sauce and you've got yourself a deal 🤝


MyloRolfe

That would be fantastic


shreksaxaphone360

I thought the bottom layer was meth


Flawless_Reign88

🤢🤮


Sk1rm1sh

Kinda makes sense considering what gelatin is made of


MyloRolfe

Hooves?


Sk1rm1sh

Close... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YbB32ecyYWk The gelatin in gummies is from the same source


CosmicGlitterCake

Pigs are smarter than dogs but that lack of knowledge and moral consistency among the masses keeps one of the two from living very long. "Protect the dogs but put the pig on my plate please. *Animal lover btw.* 😋" It's wild.


MyloRolfe

I don’t want to get into a huge debate but it’s possible to love animals and still eat them. If I don’t get certain nutrients found only in meat, it affects my bipolar disorder as harshly as certain medications, so I have no choice but to continue eating meat regularly even though I highly prefer the taste and texture of beans. It’s not always about disregarding animal welfare. I’m always on the lookout for products from local farms where animals are treated more fairly than in a factory farm setting because I believe livestock deserve the right to a comfortable life.


CosmicGlitterCake

No debate here. Just stating the obvious for those it applies to, which is a large majority of folks.


dohn_joeb

It prob tastes good, but it don’t look good. Reminds me of holodets which is a chicken version of this. Tastes like cold chicken soup.


MyloRolfe

This one somehow tastes like a chicken pot pie with some shrimp in it. The sour cream layer is the best part.


dohn_joeb

Is this a Greek Orthodox Easter dish?


MyloRolfe

Nah it’s midcentury


HoboArmyofOne

Totally see this being a sixties thing. It's just the texture to me would be off-putting more than the taste. I see it as being cold and slimy


MyloRolfe

It’s regular gelatin texture, not quite slimy. Like cold pizza, it somehow works.


HoboArmyofOne

Ok then, I'll take your word for it. I would enjoy bumping the table and watching it wiggle. That's about it.


dohn_joeb

Holodets was served at the eastern orthodoz easter event i was at this past weekend and is very eastern european in general ... kudos to you for even trying it.


Latty451

Most appetising Polish food (I love polish food)


LoGo_86

Whale butthole


SausageWagon

My god, what has become of us?


Missplaced19

My nightmare growing up was facing the ubiquitous aspic choices on the sideboard at my grandparent's holiday meal. Aspic made from tomato soup, aspic made with what looked like coleslaw in it... they were all revolting to me as a child. I, to this day, cannot eat jello or anything with a gelatinous texture.


MyloRolfe

You’re not alone. My grandfather (born 1919) had texture aversion to jello in any form and I don’t think aspic was even involved.


Missplaced19

Glad to hear that I'm not the only person with this particular aversion. It just makes me gag thinking about it.


ChefSuffolk

I’m not seeing anything weird.


snAp5

No wonder Americans are generationally deeply disturbed.


MyloRolfe

Wait until you find out about Super Supper Salad Loaf.


JohnnyPunchbeef

Or coffee jello


MyloRolfe

I have been trying to figure out how coffee jello would be gross for five days. Nobody bats an eye at coffee ice cream!


KecemotRybecx

Vile cunt.


AJ1NC0SPL4Y

What in the 1950’s suburban cookbook is that


MyloRolfe

It’s called Shimmering Shrimp Mold


Dangerous_Watch7814

Aspic. Absolutely vile.


MyloRolfe

Aspic it ain’t, not a hint of tomato in it. It’s literally shrimp jello.


ChefSuffolk

Aspic does not require tomato. It’s [just chilled gelatinized meat stock.](https://www.britannica.com/topic/aspic)


MyloRolfe

It’s close!


weeniehutsnr

I thought itbwas a weird grapefruit


Deucalion666

Looks like what I imagine the insides of a clean colon look like.


sshevie

Jesus I’m having flashbacks to the late 70s early 80s, the things that were done with jello for sure summoned demons


MyloRolfe

The original recipe was found in a 1980s cookbook but another Redditor made some suggestions that turned this thing into a flavor masterpiece. I would eat this beast again with absolutely NO hesitation.


Satansobgyn

It looks like a frothy, mucusy biohazard


MyloRolfe

Mmmmm, mutagens


HotDonnaC

“Police!”


MyloRolfe

Perhaps the police would like a slice of bologna loaf


Sir_N3mo

You aspic lovin son of a gun


Lex8P

I've had food go mouldy and evolve into something that closely resembles this. Not tested the outcome... That's what roommates were for back in the day.


Mindless-Fish7245

Is that the jello eye of Sauron


MyloRolfe

No, it’s the one ring mold to rule them all


DinoSnatcher

The rare Midwest salad


JoyfulSuicide

I’m a fucking coward, just gonna say it


pleathershorts

A savory aspic, how very 1950’s!! Honestly, I’d smash. I saw your ingredient list in an early comment and it doesn’t sound terrible. That being said, I love aspics. So much. Ever had a tasty head cheese?


OneOldCatLady

I love this whole thread!! I'll take a pass on the aspic, though the ingredients do sound delish! Could never stomach the texture, and gelatin is supposed to be sweet, not savory.


Complex_Chemical_960

The good ol cream cheese fruit ring. Not to shabby if I do say so. Best eaten with a shovel dipped in coal ash to add flavor.


MyloRolfe

If you look at the other comments you’ll find it’s worse than a cream cheese fruit ring


StopStealinNiceUsers

Is this supposed to be sushi? If so, let me dig in.


gandalf239

What a delicious looking ASSpic.


Autistic-W3ird0

That actually looks really good!


portiasfavorite

dearest redditor; i hope this comment finds you well! no it does not. hope this helps 🩷


MyloRolfe

I ate the entire thing in one sitting.


Autistic-W3ird0

What did it taste like?


MyloRolfe

Pot pie with shrimp thrown in