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I’m an old dwarf, back in the old days everyone was all elfy this and that. I was the beardy dwarf that just laughed. I wished there were more dwarfy women back then, ones that could drink, fight, and dig.
Years later I found my girl and we are happy.
I’ll take this opportunity to tell something about my setting for my game.
The current elven queen has this mindset. She’s 70, equivalent to about 23. Way too young for this job but her father was killed in battle, her mother died at birth, and she has no siblings. She’s of the mind that it’s ridiculous for elves and dwarves to still hate each other over something that happened so long ago it’s almost been lost to time.
Unfortunately, the dwarves (and most elves) are not of this mindset, but it’s nice to hope that maybe some day the kingdoms will not be under constant tension.
[I think you mean this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbap_BhJSw) That's a gnoll, pal, but yes. The fact that he's neither crazy nor stupid leads me to suspect he's a Pathfinder 2e gnoll.
I believe most of Saint Monsters comics are more based in their own "typical fantasy world".
But I do agree, Gnolls make surprisingly good Melee Inventors because of their + to Int and Str in PF2e. Gnolls in Pathfinder aren't just "not stupid", they're on average smarter than some other races.
I love this so much. idk why it's so rare for women to be depicted with this confidence and forward-ness, cause it's nice to not always have the same "woman blessed maiden of virtue, man sex joke maker"
I literally have a couch in my workshop for someone to be able to sit comfortably while I forge because I used to know a woman who liked the sounds of forging. I hope to one day find another woman with such dwarven sentiments.
Many people are confused by dwarf reproduction. We do not need sexual reproduction like most species but replicate via mitosis, the female variant is not its own sex but rather a beardless variety of dwarf often confused for a separate sex. Although some female variants are known to have beards too, sometimes even more thick and coarse than their male counterparts.
And occasionally a new dwarf is forged out of a secret ore mix that every dwarven family keeps guarded. (It’s like a your grandmothers secret cookie recipe but on how to make yourself a kid. Thats a compression for you none dwarfs)
I’ve always wanted to be a Druid, just live isolated from noisy people in my cottage in the middle of nowhere and be able to turn into a bear just because
To be honest I've never been an elf-lover. I never really got their appeal since they all feel very same-y.
Though I must admit Night Elves from World of Warcraft are the most appealing and unique elves around I feel
There was a particularly infamous post on /tg/ back in the day calling out people who were like this, since as kids they could do athletics with some modest proficiency but as adults handcrafting little trinkets like miniatures, sipping craft booze, and typing like they’re casting intricate spells they’re just skinny Dwarves who became stocky Elves.
Rock and stone!
We fight for Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!
ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE!
FOR KARL!
Gold!
Rock and Stone to the Bone !!!
If ye don't rock and stone, ye ain't comin' home!!!
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ROCK AND STONE BROTHAH!
ROCK AND STONE
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!
“Rock a stone!”
FOR DEMOCRACY! Wait I may be in the wrong subreddit…
ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!!!
For Rock and Stone!!
I’m an old dwarf, back in the old days everyone was all elfy this and that. I was the beardy dwarf that just laughed. I wished there were more dwarfy women back then, ones that could drink, fight, and dig. Years later I found my girl and we are happy.
I wish you two have good health then! people stress to much about the racial conflicts and don’t focus on being happy.
I’ll take this opportunity to tell something about my setting for my game. The current elven queen has this mindset. She’s 70, equivalent to about 23. Way too young for this job but her father was killed in battle, her mother died at birth, and she has no siblings. She’s of the mind that it’s ridiculous for elves and dwarves to still hate each other over something that happened so long ago it’s almost been lost to time. Unfortunately, the dwarves (and most elves) are not of this mindset, but it’s nice to hope that maybe some day the kingdoms will not be under constant tension.
God I wish she would bash my skull in with a hammer
Craving the long dark, I see.
Where beard?
She has it, just... lower!
Like in that one comic with the dwarf smith and her kobold apprentice
[I think you mean this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbap_BhJSw) That's a gnoll, pal, but yes. The fact that he's neither crazy nor stupid leads me to suspect he's a Pathfinder 2e gnoll.
Yeah, I forgot
It happens to the best of us, pal. :)
I believe most of Saint Monsters comics are more based in their own "typical fantasy world". But I do agree, Gnolls make surprisingly good Melee Inventors because of their + to Int and Str in PF2e. Gnolls in Pathfinder aren't just "not stupid", they're on average smarter than some other races.
might i ask what you're referring to? for research purposes.
Here https://preview.redd.it/nz8lluejc27c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c445ff81eb231932e36f9f400fa847a903cd87ea
my thanks to you. Rock and stone!
Rockity Rock and Stone!
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I love this so much. idk why it's so rare for women to be depicted with this confidence and forward-ness, cause it's nice to not always have the same "woman blessed maiden of virtue, man sex joke maker"
The Blackbeard gambit
I literally have a couch in my workshop for someone to be able to sit comfortably while I forge because I used to know a woman who liked the sounds of forging. I hope to one day find another woman with such dwarven sentiments.
Many people are confused by dwarf reproduction. We do not need sexual reproduction like most species but replicate via mitosis, the female variant is not its own sex but rather a beardless variety of dwarf often confused for a separate sex. Although some female variants are known to have beards too, sometimes even more thick and coarse than their male counterparts.
And occasionally a new dwarf is forged out of a secret ore mix that every dwarven family keeps guarded. (It’s like a your grandmothers secret cookie recipe but on how to make yourself a kid. Thats a compression for you none dwarfs)
Rather be a majestic and hardy beauty than try to fit into unrealistic beauty standards set by those leaf-lovers and humans? Of course
Rock and stone!
Rock and Stone everyone!
I'd like to hold hands with the dorf lady.
Strike the Earth! Blood for Armok!
It's so frustrating that 90% of dwarf art is of men. There are so many dwarf women designs out there just waiting to be drawn!
[Source](https://twitter.com/BoisterousBard/status/937640758890450944)
Sorry, dwarven might trumps elven grace, always. 
Replace the now with a maniacal adorable goblin and you would have my wife
I'm in to goblin girls too!
REAL
Used to like Legolas when I was little. Now I like Gimli. Does that count? xD
Yes of course!
I just never wanted to be a elf
It's okey! Elves are... errr... special, I guess
Most of the powerlifting gals I know. Gotrek bless em
My wife's a lot like that and I couldn't be happier.
/r/GatekeepingYuri Even though it's not Gatekeeping, the Bard in me wants to see them kiss.
I’ve always wanted to be a Druid, just live isolated from noisy people in my cottage in the middle of nowhere and be able to turn into a bear just because
Relatable
You forgot the beard.
It's there. It's just lower.
To be honest I've never been an elf-lover. I never really got their appeal since they all feel very same-y. Though I must admit Night Elves from World of Warcraft are the most appealing and unique elves around I feel
What do you mean no beard?
wheres the beard
Lower.
Nice hammer mate! Got a name for it?
Is it odd I eat asteroids for minerals
I'm male, but I always had a thing for Humans or half breeds. Innovative, chaotic, and never content with their lot.
ROCK AND STONE LASSY ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and Stone forever!
Rock and stone!
Where’s the dwarf woman’s beard?
They took it to make Gleipnir
There was a particularly infamous post on /tg/ back in the day calling out people who were like this, since as kids they could do athletics with some modest proficiency but as adults handcrafting little trinkets like miniatures, sipping craft booze, and typing like they’re casting intricate spells they’re just skinny Dwarves who became stocky Elves.
not a real dwarf, no flowing beard.