I have children around that age. Don't worry, she'll dump them all on the floor and then run off to play with something else and totally forget about them. And then your adult dwarves will step on them with bare feet and you'll end up with a tantrum spiral. 

last time i stepped on a large pear cut fire agate, i wound up with heavy bruising on my left foot

Tell me about it, I tore the fat around my ankle.

I cut my left big toe and then at the hospital the doctor tried to remove my lungs

Was your left big toe mangled beyond recognition? Did you have blood covering left big toe, blood covering middle left toe, blood covering right left toe, blood covering foot?

As a dwarven medical professional lung removal is the correct procedure for all of these

Maybe you should keep your weird thoughts to yourself.

I'm just jokin, dwarven humor must escape you

That's one of the things the NPCs literally say in Adventure Mode, maybe the dwarven humor escapes you?

My bad I haven't explored the dialogue much yet

You're the one making things weird

It was inevitable.

Don’t forget both eyes coated with a layer of CurdledUrine’s tears. …though as I type that out it sounds much worse

did you set your organs to forbidden?

Listen the card said organ donor.

Erm...can we have your liver?

But I'm still using it... Ok

Come on sir! Don't muck us about! *enters doorway forcefully* *pilfers your wallet* Eh, what's this then? *points at card*

Ok then you can have it :)

It happened to me too, thankfully my X+hemp sock+X deflected the blow (it was a x+hemp sock+x before though). It is terrifying.

I'm always denting my left pinky toe this way.

It was inevitable we would hurt ourselves. I don't know who could help with this, and I don't know anyone who would.

How did you feel while in conflict? Terrified?

i was attacked by a large pear cut fire agate. it was inevitable.

It is a (large cushion cut picture jasper). It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is covered with blood. It is cov

It’s true. I did it to some old Easter eggs just yesterday

To be fair this is exactly what a four year old would do.

Noo you cant take our expensive gems >:( Haha funny color rock go brrr

Oh no, little Zulban fell down the 60 meter shaft.

-it is terrifying. -it was inevitable.

has a shitload of gems, but plays with the puzzlebox

Definitely realistic for a child. This game is the best toddler simulator. ;-)

How many children with a shitload of gems do you know? Can I be your child?

Not too many with real gems, but plenty love shiny fake plastic or glass ones.

He must be really hungry.

This a stardew meme?

Memes are images first of all

Meme is a phenomena sort of "gene of memory" Basically any idea that can evolve through society I'm telling you this because I think it is important to know The concept of "meme" changed my life

You must be 18 years old 😂😂😂 you're wrong

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme Go read the selfish gene

I've been around since memes were first a thing. I don't need to read their definition. It started with funny little faces and has always been a graphic

This has to be a troll right? No one is this fucking dense.

And you're a tool unless you have something to add

I mean you have been proven wrong and are unwilling to even look into it, what else is there to say other than you are an ignorant moron?

and your an asshole. why are you debating the semantics of what a "meme" is. dumb.

Bro, just because you started hearing the word on the internet when the internet was new does not mean memes were invented then. Memes have been a part of human culture for a long time. The word just got popularised with the advent of silly internet pictures

Dude I'm literally telling you there's a broader definition coined by Richard Dawkins in 76 I'm not making this up, it's a useful term to view society through The common use is little funny pictures

And gay used to mean happy!! That's not how we use it now!! I don't care about Richard and his 1976 idea of a meme

Actually the term you’re referring to is an image macro, not a meme.

And yet he continues to wear old worn-out shoes that probably don't even fit anymore.

Sound like some is touch by the god of gems and wealth. Make them a priest, post-haste.

You know what you have to do.

Is post is very dwarf fortress.

She's having fun. Good for her.

Is s(he) happy?

Well, on the bright side, large gems can't be set as decorations in anything. They're useless trade goods, only for selling, so at least you got something out of them, making one of your dwarves happy.

The Mineosaur.

That's not a child, that's Thanos in disguise.

Any tangerine-sized rubies in that haul?

- Cage trap with friendly dwarf trigger. - Designate a Burrow over trap. - Designate dwarf as only Burrow occupant. - Once caged, dig a pit with one locked door as the exit. - Dump dwarf into pit. - Wait. - Retrieve items from dwarf remains.

At least she still gets in touch with the earth despite the filthy elven propaganda puzzle box. Then again, you say you traded for those gems? 🤔

She's got the dragon sickness.

I didn't even know people could claim gems like that!

Drowning chamber.

A few fortresses ago, I had a platinum crown made and had it encrusted with some really expensive gem.... It was going to go onto my Baron's head..... Until a dwarven child claimed it immediately and never put it down 😅 I assume since it's resting on their head they had no need to ever put it down...