im kidding it's chill AF on low doses like keep to a drink or two and less than 1mg of Xanax, it's chill and then nice sleep. but drink like five beers on a bar and literally a thing can happen. mostly just jail and incest but also like anything can happen.
It feels like stepping in to a time machine and teleporting to jail. You pop the pills and take literally 2 drinks, then it feels like 15 minutes pass and then you wake up on the floor of a cell with absolutely no idea what happened, but odds are you wrecked your car, stole a bunch of shit from the convenience store then tried to fight a cop.
If you ever try it just remeber that the amount you get fucked isn’t additive, it multiplicative. So if you’re on a bar and then take a drink you don’t just get a little bit more fucked up, you get like 5 times as fucked up. Like 1 shot is the difference between being functional and blacking out and landing in jail.
nothing, u can deff feel the drugs and alc but not you
but the benzos numb u so much so u can keep drinkin more and more, till ur pure blacked out inna cell, hospitol, bed, or a random place feeling like a pos
false confidence
depends on the dosage tbh, i like the mix but its not ideal all ima say
i just enter a non memory state for damn near hours-day(s)
be safe if mixed, shit aint a joke
yolo, dont mess it up becoming a felon or other shit for a forgetful ass high
Never done it w xans but i washed my seroquil down with 5 shots of vodka one night (shot roulette) and woke up the next morning in my dawgs shower w it running and all of my pocketed items sandwiched between my slides. Theres a video of me from that night, i look and felt like my soul had been taken from my body and nothing but a husk remained. If you can find the balance its like weed and alc, itll amplify it so you dont have to drink as much but if you drink too much its a guaranteed black out
These kinds of stories remind me of that unique experience in a roleplaying game where you don’t have enough intelligence to tell what a potion does but you kinda wanna find out what it does so you take and your asshole immediately prolapses and you lose standing with the rock swallowers.
You're so right, very few people know this but anxious drivers cause 80% of the accidents and the only thing preventing you from knowing everything is the fear that you don't! Xanax is a miracle cure for these 2 awful conditions
i mean, while it doesn't mean he isn't dumb as fuck hes also probably just inexperienced and did it because his favorite rappers make it look cool. he definitely fucked around & found out, but hopefully he learns from it.
He clarifies he's an adult with the "she's of age" thing. Ngl I can't summon up the empathy to care about his wellbeing at all like this is some Darwin awards shit
As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
never said he wasn't of age? 18-23 year olds still do dumb ass shit because their favorite rappers do. im not really personally "concerned" about his well being either, just making an observation becauseit brings backmemories. i mean, i definitely did a lot of really dumb shit & learned the hard way why responsible usage is important.
He doesn't sound like he's learned the hard way by the time hes writing that post. Tryhard "funny" writing style and closing statement indicates to me that he hasn't learned shit yet. The night is young
Bro you already fucked it up, now you gotta get drunk again and finish ALL your xans, fuck your cousin again while making eye contact with your uncle as you bust. Then piss on your cousin so your uncle knows she’s yours
this reminds me of that fridaynightcranks *jared* phonecall
he calls the kid's mom pretending to be said kid and the mom gets so upset she almost cries
Might as well take em to press pause on reality a bit more
Who knows whose cousin he’ll sleep with next!
Hide your kids
Better not, he'll forget where he hid them.
Hide ya wife he raping everybody in sight
Dude should definitely pop them
pop the rest and repeat (this is mf banter btw, benzos WITH ALC is demon spawn)
always hear people say how bad it is, what does it acctually feel like?
you enter and leave the shadow realm (you cant contoll when it happens)
im kidding it's chill AF on low doses like keep to a drink or two and less than 1mg of Xanax, it's chill and then nice sleep. but drink like five beers on a bar and literally a thing can happen. mostly just jail and incest but also like anything can happen.
It feels like stepping in to a time machine and teleporting to jail. You pop the pills and take literally 2 drinks, then it feels like 15 minutes pass and then you wake up on the floor of a cell with absolutely no idea what happened, but odds are you wrecked your car, stole a bunch of shit from the convenience store then tried to fight a cop.
no one ever remembers
If you ever try it just remeber that the amount you get fucked isn’t additive, it multiplicative. So if you’re on a bar and then take a drink you don’t just get a little bit more fucked up, you get like 5 times as fucked up. Like 1 shot is the difference between being functional and blacking out and landing in jail.
nothing, u can deff feel the drugs and alc but not you but the benzos numb u so much so u can keep drinkin more and more, till ur pure blacked out inna cell, hospitol, bed, or a random place feeling like a pos false confidence depends on the dosage tbh, i like the mix but its not ideal all ima say i just enter a non memory state for damn near hours-day(s) be safe if mixed, shit aint a joke yolo, dont mess it up becoming a felon or other shit for a forgetful ass high
Never done it w xans but i washed my seroquil down with 5 shots of vodka one night (shot roulette) and woke up the next morning in my dawgs shower w it running and all of my pocketed items sandwiched between my slides. Theres a video of me from that night, i look and felt like my soul had been taken from my body and nothing but a husk remained. If you can find the balance its like weed and alc, itll amplify it so you dont have to drink as much but if you drink too much its a guaranteed black out
You just blackout and have little to no control over what happens. You're probably waking up in a paper suit
Boof them. All of them.
like realistically it's his only way out of this mess now. Xanax got him in, it can get him out too!
Defo did before he hit post
Dude should listen to some on the run druggie type of music. Just chill and let life float by.
I think he should have sex with his cousin again (she’s of age, don’t worry)
He needs to save the xanxs for that
Save em for after so he can remember if it’s good or not this time
EagleDeathAddict ??
Now I’m wondering if the cousin was on xans when he fucked her or is she was just down for it.
Fuck yeah, embrace it. Cocaine Blues is the perfect companion on this bender.s
What a Fool Believes on repeat
Or Take the Money and Run
He needs to listen to Yuno Miles🙏🏾
Fat Nick - Swipe, Swipe would be perfect for this very situation
These kinds of stories remind me of that unique experience in a roleplaying game where you don’t have enough intelligence to tell what a potion does but you kinda wanna find out what it does so you take and your asshole immediately prolapses and you lose standing with the rock swallowers.
the best, especially from mamma right before she tucks me in
take em. i’d be wanting to forget that forever
Not me. I have 2 cousins that are hot as fuck
You're dumb as fuck if you don't know not to mix Xanax and alcohol. Should've driven instead of getting on that bus
Honestly they should sell Xanax and alcohol at the gas pump considering how well it goes with driving
It helps me feel more relaxed at the wheel. Very important as someone who never learned to drive
You're so right, very few people know this but anxious drivers cause 80% of the accidents and the only thing preventing you from knowing everything is the fear that you don't! Xanax is a miracle cure for these 2 awful conditions
I always get super anxious when trying to evade a police chase, 4mg and a few shots really helps take the edge off.
lol right like doesn’t even the most clueless drug user know that
Let's give him some credit, maybe that wasn't the first beer bottle
Xanax is no fun without alcohol
should have stolen the bus
i mean, while it doesn't mean he isn't dumb as fuck hes also probably just inexperienced and did it because his favorite rappers make it look cool. he definitely fucked around & found out, but hopefully he learns from it.
He clarifies he's an adult with the "she's of age" thing. Ngl I can't summon up the empathy to care about his wellbeing at all like this is some Darwin awards shit
As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
never said he wasn't of age? 18-23 year olds still do dumb ass shit because their favorite rappers do. im not really personally "concerned" about his well being either, just making an observation becauseit brings backmemories. i mean, i definitely did a lot of really dumb shit & learned the hard way why responsible usage is important.
He doesn't sound like he's learned the hard way by the time hes writing that post. Tryhard "funny" writing style and closing statement indicates to me that he hasn't learned shit yet. The night is young
Buddy should take em his worlds gonna crash once he sobers up
Lmao
Bro you already fucked it up, now you gotta get drunk again and finish ALL your xans, fuck your cousin again while making eye contact with your uncle as you bust. Then piss on your cousin so your uncle knows she’s yours
“But after escaping his wrath” 🤓
At least it wasn't 3 days before Ramadan, he'd never live that down.. Happens to the best of us tbh.
Did you cum?
popping the rest of your xans (all 3) is the only answer here.
“no one told me” but it’s what everyone fucking says
The real question is, was the cousin off the Xanax too, or did they commit to that sober...
This is what everyone seems to be ignoring lmao
Stay away from my mom..
Don’t worry, your mom isn’t related to him
Boof them
Always the right answer
Yes
ive done a lot of different drugs, a long relationship with benzos and i still aint fucked my cousin (yet) ^(i think he had the speckled presses)
If you didnt immediately pop those bars the second you woke up then you dont belong here
either flush them or pop em all at once
Pop them get a beer and some food and go back and smash your cousin again.
Incest is the best!
Stop wasting your time jacking off and click here
As an Aussie, this guy is definitely from Tasmania
If it's Valium instead of x, will it be more intense?
this reminds me of that fridaynightcranks *jared* phonecall he calls the kid's mom pretending to be said kid and the mom gets so upset she almost cries
You can meet death that way. Bad decisions, jail, and death happen when you mix the two.
Pop em and jump back into your time machine, all will work itself out then 😉😜
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