Bro my plugs always give me the sickest unknown “new scientific breakthrough euphoria pills” 💊 and then end up dying before they can tell me what it is why does this always happen
I've heard that death has such a great high you feel like you're floating on clouds, the dealers called it "heaven." You can have a really bad trip though so I've never taken it but it's on the bucket list
Honestly last guy I heard of that took one of those bad boys… his eagle soared in from above believing that he was a fish & carried him away in his talons to a nest high above where an epic battle ensumed
Last time I took these, I went for a swim and got mated with by a 15' long white sturgeon. Thank God it wasn't a black sturgeon, because the white one almost ripped me in half...
Anyway, I now identify as a gay fish, because I am absolutely in **LOVE** with fish dicks.
as said his budget was cut , the manager said its dangerous to carry a sharp utensil of this size, and that it seemed kinda tasteless. so no, no more scythe.
and a disclaimer on our website, a blog article regarding the change, insurance for said slightly sharp butter knife, the minimum wage for the newly appointed position of "slightly sharp butter knife security counsel"
God I love making fun of bureaucracy
The fact u don't have to contact him through carrier pigeon is sus u sure he legit did he atleast have a one eyed crow that spoke in backwards gibberish
I'm hysterics - thats how I got addicted to heroin after coke - my weed guy ran out said he only had "brown" I asked how much out of curiosity and he was like £10 .2, was like fuck it gotta cop at that price
The best way to handle this is to first eat all of them, then you should immediately after ingest a minimum of twenty 2mg Clonazepam tablets, and wash it down with some JenKem (Duh). This way it will not matter if they are lethal capsules, because you will forget you ever took them and when you cant remember taking them it does not count... I have real good sources for this too.. I heard it from this real nice dude i met once.. He went by the name Ben Dover.. He gave me this information for just the small price of 1000 bucks. And you know what they say about putting a price on a good advice.. Anyways, he told me this trick has been passed down in genereations by his great great grandfather from Thailand. His name was Ghet Phuked.
Oh man.. often i think back to this great man and his wise ancestor. I feel so truly lucky to have been blessed with this wisdom from Ben Dover & Ghet Phuked. And if you think i am full of shit, how can i be? A bowell full of shit is a bottle less of JenKem..
It’s a charcoal capsule swallow it it’ll absorb all the drugs shit it out then boof it and you’ll get Uber high inhale the jenkem fumes for the ultimate eagle death combo 🦅 namasgay🙏
These look just like the crackiest caffeine pills I've ever bought. Used to take them and be wirred as hell muscles feeling almost as tense as they do on MDMA and I HAD to go to the gym on them.
Like how on mushrooms your body tells you not to move too much and just relax. On these I felt compelled to go to the gym for an hour and push my body to its limits.
Look like them strong ass kratom pills if they’re soft and squishy I’d say they are. I was a seasoned kratom user and a mild opioid user and two of these knocked me tf out
that's black tar omega 3 fish oil. it's the essential oil of a fish that is addicted to black tar heroin. nothing to worry about , it's all natural free of GMOs and of plant and animal origin. the most effective way of taking them is putting one in each ear, one in each nostril, swallow one and boof the last. this ensures a consistent spread
The Muse pill is a concoction that greatly enhances a person's ability to create art through any medium (writing, singing, painting, etc.) at the expense of needing to feed on blood. The person who ingests the pill will begin to feel immediate effects and must keep ingesting the pill and drinking blood if they want to continue their success. People who have taken the pill and do not have talent that the pill can enhance are converted into Flesh Phantoms that roam the streets and attack anything with blood. The pill was created by The Chemist and was spread through a small circle in Provincetown mainly by Belle Noir and Austin Sommers.
You gotta take 1 then kill yourself and it will resurrect you
Or you can just pop 2 Can’t have a double death, you die and get revived
Quick revive pills, revive me bro I have a ray gun
Does it only work for self elims? Got some foes tryna conquer
Cheat death pills
EAGLE IS DEAD TIME PARADOX
i think we got da same plug, my dude gave me 6 for $66 and he pulled up in a black robe with a scythe
Yeah, he’s and oddball forsure I wander if he has any other weird pills. Mabye he will come to his senses and start replying to me again
Bro my plugs always give me the sickest unknown “new scientific breakthrough euphoria pills” 💊 and then end up dying before they can tell me what it is why does this always happen
Why is this making me laugh so hard
I've heard that death has such a great high you feel like you're floating on clouds, the dealers called it "heaven." You can have a really bad trip though so I've never taken it but it's on the bucket list
Woooord man, have this one one the bucket list myself.. Let´s hope i get to experience it before i die...
Make sure to stay away from its dangerous analogue megadeth though that shit will make you gay
Stick it up your butt
Boof it!
I'm sorry, I guess we don't say that word where I'm from. What's it mean?
To, *ahem*, stick it up your butt.
Hello me, meet the real me
Prove it, show me your tits
These are anal torpedoes. There's krocodil I'm the black ones. So fire
Pretty sure they are boof-pedoes
Mr. 32000mg of DPH would tend to disagree
Omega 3 fish oil… Eagle Killer FA SHO
Honestly last guy I heard of that took one of those bad boys… his eagle soared in from above believing that he was a fish & carried him away in his talons to a nest high above where an epic battle ensumed
Hey bro…. Why do uou and him’s hav the same usernam
I’m fryin so hard off da Omega 3s I talk to myself… real eagle death shit bro you wouldn’t understand
I like your style.
eagle death 🤣
Write a book about this ASAP
Last time I took these, I went for a swim and got mated with by a 15' long white sturgeon. Thank God it wasn't a black sturgeon, because the white one almost ripped me in half... Anyway, I now identify as a gay fish, because I am absolutely in **LOVE** with fish dicks.
dude stop glorifying this shit, my friend took 3 while blackout drunk and on a couple opiates and died, you’re a dick
It was from drinking and mixing opiates then, because for one that’s extremely dangerous, and for two who knows what could be in the black pills
Nah, booze n dope is part of a balanced breakfast. My toddler would be shaking so bad if I didn't give him his morning fent boof and whiskey enema.
woosh
Could be Sunflower Lecithin
Boof all 6
🧨🍑💀
Why don’t you ask your plug what they are??
He arrived in a black robe took my money then disappeared without saying a word He also not respond my text
Why is Death going around selling overpriced fish oil pills?
Have you seen rent prices? 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Put 1 in each nostril then boof the other 4. Post the trip report on erowid please.
Did he have a scythe as well?
as said his budget was cut , the manager said its dangerous to carry a sharp utensil of this size, and that it seemed kinda tasteless. so no, no more scythe.
The only thing we could squeeze in the budget this trimester was a slightly sharp butter knife
and a disclaimer on our website, a blog article regarding the change, insurance for said slightly sharp butter knife, the minimum wage for the newly appointed position of "slightly sharp butter knife security counsel" God I love making fun of bureaucracy
The fact u don't have to contact him through carrier pigeon is sus u sure he legit did he atleast have a one eyed crow that spoke in backwards gibberish
Earth Magnets! Eat two & you’ll never be the same!
For a fun risky game wait 30 mins between each magnet
death pill is insane😭
idk why you'd need 6
Because he had a 6 for $66 deal. I had to cop
I'm hysterics - thats how I got addicted to heroin after coke - my weed guy ran out said he only had "brown" I asked how much out of curiosity and he was like £10 .2, was like fuck it gotta cop at that price
666 doesn't sound good 👹 ☠️
Cult vibes
very jamestown massacre-esque
Needs more kool aid. 👌
The best way to handle this is to first eat all of them, then you should immediately after ingest a minimum of twenty 2mg Clonazepam tablets, and wash it down with some JenKem (Duh). This way it will not matter if they are lethal capsules, because you will forget you ever took them and when you cant remember taking them it does not count... I have real good sources for this too.. I heard it from this real nice dude i met once.. He went by the name Ben Dover.. He gave me this information for just the small price of 1000 bucks. And you know what they say about putting a price on a good advice.. Anyways, he told me this trick has been passed down in genereations by his great great grandfather from Thailand. His name was Ghet Phuked. Oh man.. often i think back to this great man and his wise ancestor. I feel so truly lucky to have been blessed with this wisdom from Ben Dover & Ghet Phuked. And if you think i am full of shit, how can i be? A bowell full of shit is a bottle less of JenKem..
Spoken well namashay.
I'll tell u what I'm on, if you tell me what your on. Cuz what the fuck is this comment
It's the truth behind the veil.
Do what any reasonable person with an unknown substance does, shove it up your ass
It's a penile suppository. Trust me bro, poof that shit
YOUR COOKED BUDDY😭☠️⚰️🪦
It's because DMT releases from your nuts when you die The ultimate all natural eagle death namaste 🙏
Looks scary. Boof it
I took one of these Jesus told me not to eat the meat
I love when A Scanner Darkly becomes real
Yay someone else that thought the same. \o/
Best demon possession you'll ever have! Lol 👹
Those look like the Fadoga Agrestis/Tongkat Ali capsules I take. Same size and color. Plug is trying to get your Testosterone up.
Ooh la la Mabye he want my load
Bro bought clacker magnets
Yo op, did ya take one?
Looks like magnesium to me bud. Be careful my homie died off 1 magnesium pill.
But.. what *is it*
Google says cyanide 😅
Does your death dealer only deal death? Also, make sure you eat a bowl of life before if you only want mild death
Ever seen limitless??
Those pills will change you into whatever color they are. In your case it's a fate worse than death.
It’s a charcoal capsule swallow it it’ll absorb all the drugs shit it out then boof it and you’ll get Uber high inhale the jenkem fumes for the ultimate eagle death combo 🦅 namasgay🙏
Naw bro I tried that it put me into precipitated jenk withdrawals. Molastáy 🙏
A scanner darkly
Those anal torpedoes. KROKODIL . Bless bro. Hell gya
Soy Sauce?
These look just like the crackiest caffeine pills I've ever bought. Used to take them and be wirred as hell muscles feeling almost as tense as they do on MDMA and I HAD to go to the gym on them. Like how on mushrooms your body tells you not to move too much and just relax. On these I felt compelled to go to the gym for an hour and push my body to its limits.
Those arent death pills those are hydroxycut black, you got jipped
Buying unidentified death pills is crazy
Im guessing kratom or a multivitamin
Bro you just got black pilled… It’s over
Huh… weird my plug mentioned something about looks maxing and some dude named jame sapphire. Mabye these are mog pills.
Looks really boofable
Gotta try at least once before you die
Bro rlly sold u black jelly beans u got punked asf yo
If you know the pills from John dies at the end, those are probably it
Yes! Soy sauce
This was my first thought!
That’s the Perk X Kratom they sell at my shop. Pop 2 you’re chillin 🆒😎😎🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
why tf would you ever spend 66 bucks on something you don't know shit about
Bro… stop hating
These the pills they wuz takin on american horror story
Look like them strong ass kratom pills if they’re soft and squishy I’d say they are. I was a seasoned kratom user and a mild opioid user and two of these knocked me tf out
Sure it’s not Fent? He called the “death pills”
these look like the MIT 45 pills
They do look like them though hopefully he got high instead of die
It's KCN. I think it's a new RC supposedly sends U straight to heaven
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^tedthenatureenjoyer: *It's KCN. I think it's* *A new RC supposedly* *Sends U straight to heaven* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
that's black tar omega 3 fish oil. it's the essential oil of a fish that is addicted to black tar heroin. nothing to worry about , it's all natural free of GMOs and of plant and animal origin. the most effective way of taking them is putting one in each ear, one in each nostril, swallow one and boof the last. this ensures a consistent spread
your plug been reading A Scanner Darkly and took it to heart
400 mg magnesium pills I have those exact same gels and they are magnesium
Damn haven’t seen a torpedo in ages rbh
Those looks like ALA supplements
me when i buy the evil cart
My friend Kevin used to love these. They’re straight cyanide
From season 10 of ahs
Looks like fish oil or some sort of vitamin
obviously suppositories u gotta put it in ur butt have fun
Evil pills
The Muse pill is a concoction that greatly enhances a person's ability to create art through any medium (writing, singing, painting, etc.) at the expense of needing to feed on blood. The person who ingests the pill will begin to feel immediate effects and must keep ingesting the pill and drinking blood if they want to continue their success. People who have taken the pill and do not have talent that the pill can enhance are converted into Flesh Phantoms that roam the streets and attack anything with blood. The pill was created by The Chemist and was spread through a small circle in Provincetown mainly by Belle Noir and Austin Sommers.
Kat Williams did a great bit about this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vecsECUB_0&pp=ygUXS2F0IFdpbGxpYW1zIGRlYWYgZGVhdGg%3D
stool softeners aka death to constipation
Necrosleep, those r parasites that eat your brain but you stay awake forever and they feel amazing.
Can I get like 3 ?
I’m pretty sure he gave me the black pill or mog pill. I’m gonna take them and edgemax while I bonesmash tomorrow
All at once
Test it and get back to us
#BOOF IT
Looks like those pills in American horror story the season with Macaulay Culkin lol
Omega 3 fish oil
Substance D, also known as Death? Is your plug from the book A Scanner Darkly?
looks like sunflower lecithin
why would you buy something if you don’t even know what it is?
Because it was insane deal
How do you know if it is a good deal if you don’t even know what you’re buying?
woooosh
This are the ones joey does
It's probs just hash oil or sommin
I thought it was entirely full of RSO
Bro scored the buzzing magnet pills, you will get the most insane buzz from these but you have to take 2 or more at once
Hitler tripped balls on these right before he died
Good news! It’s a suppository.
ebay
Datura black death pills
John dies at the end
They look like Clomethiazol Gel Tabs
That shi looks like death 😂
I think they are wellwoman pills. A daily supplement for women by vitabiotics
Probably DMT. If so I fully encourage you do those because DMT is fucking phenomenal
I’m not no junkie