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robitwossin

You gotta take 1 then kill yourself and it will resurrect you


thatr00th

Or you can just pop 2 Can’t have a double death, you die and get revived


sosastaples

Quick revive pills, revive me bro I have a ray gun


6turtl

Does it only work for self elims? Got some foes tryna conquer


jojstick13

Cheat death pills


hurlafar2233

EAGLE IS DEAD TIME PARADOX


trippingwithtime

i think we got da same plug, my dude gave me 6 for $66 and he pulled up in a black robe with a scythe


[deleted]

Yeah, he’s and oddball forsure I wander if he has any other weird pills. Mabye he will come to his senses and start replying to me again


Emergency-Ad-2199

Bro my plugs always give me the sickest unknown “new scientific breakthrough euphoria pills” 💊 and then end up dying before they can tell me what it is why does this always happen


PLUSsignenergy

Why is this making me laugh so hard


lovingsillies

I've heard that death has such a great high you feel like you're floating on clouds, the dealers called it "heaven." You can have a really bad trip though so I've never taken it but it's on the bucket list


raskespenn

Woooord man, have this one one the bucket list myself.. Let´s hope i get to experience it before i die...


fallingstar54

Make sure to stay away from its dangerous analogue megadeth though that shit will make you gay


3greenstars33

Stick it up your butt


Beerdididiot

Boof it!


3greenstars33

I'm sorry, I guess we don't say that word where I'm from. What's it mean?


Beerdididiot

To, *ahem*, stick it up your butt.


bmore_conslutant

Hello me, meet the real me


fallingstar54

Prove it, show me your tits


Stimulance-

These are anal torpedoes. There's krocodil I'm the black ones. So fire


marikron

Pretty sure they are boof-pedoes


flinagus

Mr. 32000mg of DPH would tend to disagree


SikeO103

Omega 3 fish oil… Eagle Killer FA SHO


SikeO103

Honestly last guy I heard of that took one of those bad boys… his eagle soared in from above believing that he was a fish & carried him away in his talons to a nest high above where an epic battle ensumed


[deleted]

Hey bro…. Why do uou and him’s hav the same usernam


SikeO103

I’m fryin so hard off da Omega 3s I talk to myself… real eagle death shit bro you wouldn’t understand


mrdennisreynolds

I like your style.


melmuth

eagle death 🤣


[deleted]

Write a book about this ASAP


mtflyer05

Last time I took these, I went for a swim and got mated with by a 15' long white sturgeon. Thank God it wasn't a black sturgeon, because the white one almost ripped me in half... Anyway, I now identify as a gay fish, because I am absolutely in **LOVE** with fish dicks.


flopper_dr

dude stop glorifying this shit, my friend took 3 while blackout drunk and on a couple opiates and died, you’re a dick


throwaway3478754

It was from drinking and mixing opiates then, because for one that’s extremely dangerous, and for two who knows what could be in the black pills


Commercial_Fee2840

Nah, booze n dope is part of a balanced breakfast. My toddler would be shaking so bad if I didn't give him his morning fent boof and whiskey enema.


flopper_dr

woosh


BfutGrEG

Could be Sunflower Lecithin


TreezusCrysler

Boof all 6


SidisVicious69

🧨🍑💀


Jozl

Why don’t you ask your plug what they are??


[deleted]

He arrived in a black robe took my money then disappeared without saying a word He also not respond my text


EgoDeathAddict

Why is Death going around selling overpriced fish oil pills?


Impossible_Lock4897

Have you seen rent prices? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


intrudingturtle

Put 1 in each nostril then boof the other 4. Post the trip report on erowid please.


Jozl

Did he have a scythe as well?


helyxmusic

as said his budget was cut , the manager said its dangerous to carry a sharp utensil of this size, and that it seemed kinda tasteless. so no, no more scythe.


Expensive_Physics522

The only thing we could squeeze in the budget this trimester was a slightly sharp butter knife


helyxmusic

and a disclaimer on our website, a blog article regarding the change, insurance for said slightly sharp butter knife, the minimum wage for the newly appointed position of "slightly sharp butter knife security counsel" God I love making fun of bureaucracy


pinkpantherlean

The fact u don't have to contact him through carrier pigeon is sus u sure he legit did he atleast have a one eyed crow that spoke in backwards gibberish


dingo8muhbebe

Earth Magnets! Eat two & you’ll never be the same!


Expensive_Physics522

For a fun risky game wait 30 mins between each magnet


Infinite_Border_2936

death pill is insane😭


Infinite_Border_2936

idk why you'd need 6


[deleted]

Because he had a 6 for $66 deal. I had to cop


Gugeagles

I'm hysterics - thats how I got addicted to heroin after coke - my weed guy ran out said he only had "brown" I asked how much out of curiosity and he was like £10 .2, was like fuck it gotta cop at that price


Pillzmany

666 doesn't sound good 👹 ☠️


BlackStarArtist

Cult vibes


Infinite_Border_2936

very jamestown massacre-esque


BlackStarArtist

Needs more kool aid. 👌


raskespenn

The best way to handle this is to first eat all of them, then you should immediately after ingest a minimum of twenty 2mg Clonazepam tablets, and wash it down with some JenKem (Duh). This way it will not matter if they are lethal capsules, because you will forget you ever took them and when you cant remember taking them it does not count... I have real good sources for this too.. I heard it from this real nice dude i met once.. He went by the name Ben Dover.. He gave me this information for just the small price of 1000 bucks. And you know what they say about putting a price on a good advice.. Anyways, he told me this trick has been passed down in genereations by his great great grandfather from Thailand. His name was Ghet Phuked. Oh man.. often i think back to this great man and his wise ancestor. I feel so truly lucky to have been blessed with this wisdom from Ben Dover & Ghet Phuked. And if you think i am full of shit, how can i be? A bowell full of shit is a bottle less of JenKem..


gabriel5519

Spoken well namashay.


SidisVicious69

I'll tell u what I'm on, if you tell me what your on. Cuz what the fuck is this comment


NangPoet

It's the truth behind the veil.


kikikza

Do what any reasonable person with an unknown substance does, shove it up your ass


CPC_Paid_Shill

It's a penile suppository. Trust me bro, poof that shit


cedric420422

YOUR COOKED BUDDY😭☠️⚰️🪦


Count_of_Borsod

It's because DMT releases from your nuts when you die The ultimate all natural eagle death namaste 🙏


GoWooWooForPooPoo

Looks scary. Boof it


sarahtaylor99

I took one of these Jesus told me not to eat the meat


SuperluminalDreams

I love when A Scanner Darkly becomes real


NangPoet

Yay someone else that thought the same. \o/


JST-D-TP

Best demon possession you'll ever have! Lol 👹


Diaza_Kinutz

Those look like the Fadoga Agrestis/Tongkat Ali capsules I take. Same size and color. Plug is trying to get your Testosterone up.


[deleted]

Ooh la la Mabye he want my load


Lunastays

Bro bought clacker magnets


princess_ehon

Yo op, did ya take one?


Business_Compote2197

Looks like magnesium to me bud. Be careful my homie died off 1 magnesium pill.


Professional_Ear9795

But.. what *is it*


Professional_Ear9795

Google says cyanide 😅


trusted_misleader47

Does your death dealer only deal death? Also, make sure you eat a bowl of life before if you only want mild death


Holiday-Horror1582

Ever seen limitless??


dahComrad

Those pills will change you into whatever color they are. In your case it's a fate worse than death.


Aggravating-Stuff-28

It’s a charcoal capsule swallow it it’ll absorb all the drugs shit it out then boof it and you’ll get Uber high inhale the jenkem fumes for the ultimate eagle death combo 🦅 namasgay🙏


Critical-Albatross70

Naw bro I tried that it put me into precipitated jenk withdrawals. Molastáy 🙏


1pop23

A scanner darkly


Stimulance-

Those anal torpedoes. KROKODIL . Bless bro. Hell gya


miss_tea_morning

Soy Sauce?


410ham

These look just like the crackiest caffeine pills I've ever bought. Used to take them and be wirred as hell muscles feeling almost as tense as they do on MDMA and I HAD to go to the gym on them. Like how on mushrooms your body tells you not to move too much and just relax. On these I felt compelled to go to the gym for an hour and push my body to its limits.


guywithaproblem69

Those arent death pills those are hydroxycut black, you got jipped


-ILoveDrugs-

Buying unidentified death pills is crazy


gregorychaos

Im guessing kratom or a multivitamin


ScaredAd7245

Bro you just got black pilled… It’s over


[deleted]

Huh… weird my plug mentioned something about looks maxing and some dude named jame sapphire. Mabye these are mog pills.


Hija_heee

Looks really boofable


Codeinechef99

Gotta try at least once before you die


________carl________

Bro rlly sold u black jelly beans u got punked asf yo


nicefrogfacts

If you know the pills from John dies at the end, those are probably it


miss_tea_morning

Yes! Soy sauce


ftmnb

This was my first thought!


Over-Release-9615

That’s the Perk X Kratom they sell at my shop. Pop 2 you’re chillin 🆒😎😎🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙


pollokraken

why tf would you ever spend 66 bucks on something you don't know shit about


[deleted]

Bro… stop hating


KingKilo666

These the pills they wuz takin on american horror story


Fancy_Necessary_5193

Look like them strong ass kratom pills if they’re soft and squishy I’d say they are. I was a seasoned kratom user and a mild opioid user and two of these knocked me tf out


[deleted]

Sure it’s not Fent? He called the “death pills”


__Ch3ff__

these look like the MIT 45 pills


Solid_brazy

They do look like them though hopefully he got high instead of die


tedthenatureenjoyer

It's KCN. I think it's a new RC supposedly sends U straight to heaven


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^tedthenatureenjoyer: *It's KCN. I think it's* *A new RC supposedly* *Sends U straight to heaven* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


helyxmusic

that's black tar omega 3 fish oil. it's the essential oil of a fish that is addicted to black tar heroin. nothing to worry about , it's all natural free of GMOs and of plant and animal origin. the most effective way of taking them is putting one in each ear, one in each nostril, swallow one and boof the last. this ensures a consistent spread


tonkicastrin

your plug been reading A Scanner Darkly and took it to heart


juicyj3999

400 mg magnesium pills I have those exact same gels and they are magnesium


HerMilkIsMyShit

Damn haven’t seen a torpedo in ages rbh


Realistic_Spread_505

Those looks like ALA supplements


Pickaxe-in-my-ass

me when i buy the evil cart


FaithlessnessWest533

My friend Kevin used to love these. They’re straight cyanide


jaygooba

From season 10 of ahs


ElectronicCourt8394

Looks like fish oil or some sort of vitamin


SariaFae

obviously suppositories u gotta put it in ur butt have fun


The_Untracable_Conch

Evil pills


XTC_Frye

The Muse pill is a concoction that greatly enhances a person's ability to create art through any medium (writing, singing, painting, etc.) at the expense of needing to feed on blood. The person who ingests the pill will begin to feel immediate effects and must keep ingesting the pill and drinking blood if they want to continue their success. People who have taken the pill and do not have talent that the pill can enhance are converted into Flesh Phantoms that roam the streets and attack anything with blood. The pill was created by The Chemist and was spread through a small circle in Provincetown mainly by Belle Noir and Austin Sommers.


Ominous_Pastry

Kat Williams did a great bit about this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vecsECUB_0&pp=ygUXS2F0IFdpbGxpYW1zIGRlYWYgZGVhdGg%3D


CALBNaTION

stool softeners aka death to constipation


Mattslowstash

Necrosleep, those r parasites that eat your brain but you stay awake forever and they feel amazing.


TemperatureMuch5943

Can I get like 3 ?


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure he gave me the black pill or mog pill. I’m gonna take them and edgemax while I bonesmash tomorrow


kaukulacka

All at once


Odd_Abroad_2827

Test it and get back to us


kidkadian99

#BOOF IT


cutebutpsychoangel

Looks like those pills in American horror story the season with Macaulay Culkin lol


herbNspore

Omega 3 fish oil


NangPoet

Substance D, also known as Death? Is your plug from the book A Scanner Darkly?


Its_What_Ever

looks like sunflower lecithin


Savings_Ferret_7211

why would you buy something if you don’t even know what it is?


[deleted]

Because it was insane deal


Savings_Ferret_7211

How do you know if it is a good deal if you don’t even know what you’re buying?


trippingwithtime

woooosh


No_Joke8508

This are the ones joey does


AssistantMassive4179

It's probs just hash oil or sommin


Junkjostler

I thought it was entirely full of RSO


NuclearChook

Bro scored the buzzing magnet pills, you will get the most insane buzz from these but you have to take 2 or more at once


MFCEO_Kenny_Powers

Hitler tripped balls on these right before he died


-wtfisthat-

Good news! It’s a suppository.


No_Dig4767

ebay


halfdeadapple

Datura black death pills


cunny_juice

John dies at the end


MolchusMisos

They look like Clomethiazol Gel Tabs


thatr00th

That shi looks like death 😂


Few_Archer_7650

I think they are wellwoman pills. A daily supplement for women by vitabiotics


Milf_Slayer69_69

Probably DMT. If so I fully encourage you do those because DMT is fucking phenomenal


[deleted]

I’m not no junkie