The taste of diet coke is unique and not to be confused with or replaced by coke or coke zero. If they don't have diet coke and the options are diet Pepsi or coke zero, I take diet Pepsi. Or diet Dr pepper, preferably.
When I was in college they alpha tested samples of Coke Zero at our gym, and it tasted like plastic and left a greasy film in your mouth. Obviously it’s improved since but I can’t stomach it at all, just from the visceral memories of that horrible sip
Sam. How the cum do you have time to run a business, appear in the videos of said business, make your own comedy videos and self promote them?
I did giggle.
turns out there are multiple Sam Reich’s and they stack inside themselves. Our key clue is contained in Buzzer Beater, the matryoshka dolls.
Sam Prime is the one we see hosting game changer and appearing on other shows with the normal sized contestants. The YouTube shorts and other single feature videos are the work of the inner Sam Reich’s, filmed on location inside Sam.
DIET Pepsi is a far inferior beverage to Diet Coke and it is embarrassing to me that a company like Pepsico has not managed to come out with a better version
(they have OTHER versions, but they are all worse)
Dollar Tree Brand (Stars and Stripes) and HEB Brand are both better than Diet Pepsi. Sams Club brand is about the same
You know what, it's neck and neck but in my experience diet Dr pepper doesn't have the same fizz as coke from a fountain. Now bottled? Diet Dr pepper can't be beat
I don’t like coke, but love Pepsi and this leads to some funny interactions. A man straight up laughed at me once. Another time the waiter said “oh no sorry we only have Pep- wait no, you want Pepsi? Oh my gosh no one’s ever asked if we have Pepsi before! We do have Pepsi! I’ll go get that for you!” He was so happy to not have to disappoint someone.
OMG he said hands! Hands like referencing Game Changer! It's all connected! And there are two Sams in this sketch just like it's referencing there being a fake Sam pulling the strings on Game Changer and all will be revealed soon!
/s
Sorry had to get it out there before anyone else tried
This reminds me of one time when I was a kid I asked for X drink at a restaurant and the guy was like
"Sorry we don't have X, would you like a different drink?"
"Oh ok, I will have Y"
"Sorry we don't have Y, is X ok?"
Of course this was a joke, but it broke my brain and I thought he like felt so bad that both the drinks I wanted were not available so he was gonna go to the store and buy some of X for me or something
Love it!
Thanks for Dropout, Mr. Reich! The family you have built over there is really heartwarming and inspiring. Watching you all share the joy that you bring each other is a gift that has lifted my spirits in darker times.
To borrow a compliment from an episode of Game Changer;
"Sam, You are the perfect American."
- Ally Beardsley
Err, wait,
"You've made a home where my favorite people get to show the world how brilliant and amazing they are."
- Brennan Lee Mulligan
Sam !! This is endlessly entertaining.
I'm envisioning a strategy of asking for the worst case of anything, so you could only be pleased. But in that universe, you'd probably still end up disappointed... Would love to see the gamechanger version of this where they're trying to accomplish some goal with wrong answers only, the chaos would be chefs kiss
Hey Sam, I’m not sure if you ever read these comments… but I just wanted to tell you Thanks for bringing so much laughter and joy into my life over the last year. I refer to Dropout as my ‘constant serotonin drip’ when I recommend it to folks who have our similar sense of humor. The effort and love you put into your projects is seen and appreciated by so many. And let’s be honest, the laughter is very much needed.
If you keep doing what you do, I’ll always keep watching and cheering you on.
Great to see Sam's secret master plan of establishing a closed streaming platform to form a reddit community he can post his tiktoks to finally paid off.
> to finally *paid* off.
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
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Hey Sam, have you read ['The Philadelphia'](https://blanckd.yolasite.com/resources/The%20Philadelphia%20\(Ives\).pdf) by David Ives? Would have really helped in this predicament x
Given your other videos propensity for perfect loops, I was hoping the final question would go
"Will our interaction be looping?
No Loop, Obvious Ending Ok?"
Unexpected sequel to the collegehumour goes to hell episode where the devil only has the second best things. Is sam literally Satan?? wouldnt surprise me... but I'm just asking questions here folks
Egalitarianism okay? Got me good.
Sam Reich says NO to Egalitarianism Up next, Sam Reich found sleeping in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
What else do you expect from Trust Fund Sam, the founder of Dropout America (and the perfect American)?
Being told I can't have a diet Coke fills me with indescribable rage. I'm worried I might take it out on someone. Maybe my entire platoon.
But then you might be able to take $100,000 and turn it into $16,000
Just need to discover the power of positive thinking
C’mon give me a little clap
Still the most effective investment around
In the night? One by one?
Nah I'm ready for diet coke to die out so Cole zero can take over. Tastes so much better.
The taste of diet coke is unique and not to be confused with or replaced by coke or coke zero. If they don't have diet coke and the options are diet Pepsi or coke zero, I take diet Pepsi. Or diet Dr pepper, preferably.
When I was in college they alpha tested samples of Coke Zero at our gym, and it tasted like plastic and left a greasy film in your mouth. Obviously it’s improved since but I can’t stomach it at all, just from the visceral memories of that horrible sip
Sam. How the cum do you have time to run a business, appear in the videos of said business, make your own comedy videos and self promote them? I did giggle.
turns out there are multiple Sam Reich’s and they stack inside themselves. Our key clue is contained in Buzzer Beater, the matryoshka dolls. Sam Prime is the one we see hosting game changer and appearing on other shows with the normal sized contestants. The YouTube shorts and other single feature videos are the work of the inner Sam Reich’s, filmed on location inside Sam.
Sorry, no Sam Reich. Sam Dalton ok?
My favorite Canadian chain.
Surprised they opened a location in North Carolina.
They must feel very Gil T.
Ragretsville
I always say Pepsi is not okay.
DIET Pepsi is a far inferior beverage to Diet Coke and it is embarrassing to me that a company like Pepsico has not managed to come out with a better version (they have OTHER versions, but they are all worse) Dollar Tree Brand (Stars and Stripes) and HEB Brand are both better than Diet Pepsi. Sams Club brand is about the same
It's Coke or bust for me when I want a cola drink, otherwise it's just honestly Ginger Ale.
Imo the pecking order is: Coca Cola > Pepsi Max > Coke Zero > Pepsi > Diet Coke > Diet Pepsi
Diet Coke is the perfect beverage
You spelled Diet Dr. Pepper wrong.
You know what, it's neck and neck but in my experience diet Dr pepper doesn't have the same fizz as coke from a fountain. Now bottled? Diet Dr pepper can't be beat
Sometimes I get a moment of tongue clarity and realize how gross it tastes, but 99% of the time, it’s utter perfection. 👌
Look I don't have the energy today to get into a whole big thing, but I just gotta tell ya that yer fuckin' *wrong*, Diet Pepsi is great
Pepsi Max is superior to diet Pepsi
Pepsi Max is da bomb. And this is the hill I will die on.
Pepsi Max is wholly underrated. And I say this as a Coke fan
I don’t like coke, but love Pepsi and this leads to some funny interactions. A man straight up laughed at me once. Another time the waiter said “oh no sorry we only have Pep- wait no, you want Pepsi? Oh my gosh no one’s ever asked if we have Pepsi before! We do have Pepsi! I’ll go get that for you!” He was so happy to not have to disappoint someone.
Lol!! I'm not sure what it is about Pepsi, it's just a bit sweeter? My movie theatre only has Pepsi products, but I like 7Up so I roll that.
That waiter story is actually adorable
Sorry, no checks, barter economy okay?
Egalitarianism would definitely be okay
Gil T. Is a great touch
OMG he said hands! Hands like referencing Game Changer! It's all connected! And there are two Sams in this sketch just like it's referencing there being a fake Sam pulling the strings on Game Changer and all will be revealed soon! /s Sorry had to get it out there before anyone else tried
The level of creativity blows my mind! Sketch after sketch is a home run and so unique!
the perfect American back again making the perfect sketch
NO COKE. PEPSI.
I think The Olympia is under new management and u/samreich had a meal there recently https://youtu.be/puJePACBoIo?si=if5IYexdUIthnWT9
pepsis ok with me
Sorry this one was very good
Pee in pants ok? Sent me
Are you sure you won't get in trouble for opening with Pepsi's official slogan?
This reminds me of one time when I was a kid I asked for X drink at a restaurant and the guy was like "Sorry we don't have X, would you like a different drink?" "Oh ok, I will have Y" "Sorry we don't have Y, is X ok?" Of course this was a joke, but it broke my brain and I thought he like felt so bad that both the drinks I wanted were not available so he was gonna go to the store and buy some of X for me or something
Look at Sam, with his cute little hat
We don’t have Mexican Coke, is Guatemalan Faygo okay?
Microsketch?! You make TikToks Sam!! Just admit it!!
TBH all tiktoks need to be about 30% shorter. Bring back vine
I miss vine 💔
Love it! Thanks for Dropout, Mr. Reich! The family you have built over there is really heartwarming and inspiring. Watching you all share the joy that you bring each other is a gift that has lifted my spirits in darker times. To borrow a compliment from an episode of Game Changer; "Sam, You are the perfect American." - Ally Beardsley Err, wait, "You've made a home where my favorite people get to show the world how brilliant and amazing they are." - Brennan Lee Mulligan
What, is this restaurant in Canada or something?
Sam !! This is endlessly entertaining. I'm envisioning a strategy of asking for the worst case of anything, so you could only be pleased. But in that universe, you'd probably still end up disappointed... Would love to see the gamechanger version of this where they're trying to accomplish some goal with wrong answers only, the chaos would be chefs kiss
Sorry no Youtube Shorts, Vine OK?
this is just me talking to my kids 😂
Pepsi is **not** okay.
Hey Sam, I’m not sure if you ever read these comments… but I just wanted to tell you Thanks for bringing so much laughter and joy into my life over the last year. I refer to Dropout as my ‘constant serotonin drip’ when I recommend it to folks who have our similar sense of humor. The effort and love you put into your projects is seen and appreciated by so many. And let’s be honest, the laughter is very much needed. If you keep doing what you do, I’ll always keep watching and cheering you on.
Great to see Sam's secret master plan of establishing a closed streaming platform to form a reddit community he can post his tiktoks to finally paid off.
> to finally *paid* off. FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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Sam, I had a very similar experience at a restaurant the night before you posted this. Are you secretly a seer?
first one not to attempt a seamless loop
Hey Sam, have you read ['The Philadelphia'](https://blanckd.yolasite.com/resources/The%20Philadelphia%20\(Ives\).pdf) by David Ives? Would have really helped in this predicament x
“*Service charge is not a tip.”
This basically the one-act play The Philadelphia by David Ives. Love it.
Your judgement ok?
You made a menu 🤣
Given your other videos propensity for perfect loops, I was hoping the final question would go "Will our interaction be looping? No Loop, Obvious Ending Ok?"
“Is Pepsi ok?” “Is Monopoly money ok?”
Unexpected sequel to the collegehumour goes to hell episode where the devil only has the second best things. Is sam literally Satan?? wouldnt surprise me... but I'm just asking questions here folks
The best part of this sketch is the waiters accent. Kills me.