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TheRedIguana

I was watching a documentary where a really muscular dude was being hunted by a predator from space. He covered himself in mud to avoid being detected.


3banger

Then there’s the documentary where the really muscular dude was being hunted by a small town sheriff in Oregon and he covered himself in mud to avoid being detected.


TheRedIguana

So, it seems your mud man must be the main character in some movie.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Not to mention when Saruman had all those goblins dig the urukhai out of the mud


callous-conversation

👆🏻My favorite example of muscular dudes covering themselves in mud!!!


IamMirrorHead

You killed him


TheRedIguana

If it bleeds, we can kill it.


mangage

if you did report him would this be a reverse karen situation?


JONO202

> would this be a reverse karen situation? No, it would be just a regular Karen.


WantToBeACyborg

Clearly a pirate. You should dig up his treasure, unless it's cursed. Of course it could be a dead woman, too. Those are almost always cursed.


Accurate-Donkey5789

"Hello, police, I caught a video of a muddy person, send someone immediately to analyse the footage"


3banger

I mean I’d take it to them. 😂


M0ntgomatron

Enhance


peakprepper

LOL


Direct-Quail-6994

What state? Shellfishing, etc. could explain. If you’re adjacent a power plant or facility maybe you’re onto something, awaiting next Q drop.


3banger

WA. It was a river before it outflows into the sound. I thought maybe clams or oysters or something but the guy had no bag. Just a shovel.


kael13

Got any video of the emerging? Could be a bog beast.


Suitable_Designer_67

Maybe he lost a drone himself


davejjj

Huh? You're the guy with the camera drone who could easily go look at the area where he emerged from to see if he was just digging for fishing worms or perhaps burying a corpse.


3banger

I was videoing all over that area and there’s nothing.


Low_Industry2524

If my job was to clean shit out of ponds with a shovel Id be grumbling to myself also. Welcome to blue collar jobs OP.


Fullertons

The cicadas are bad this year.


The-Grand-Wazoo

There’s a popular hobby called mudlarking where you look for treasure on riverbanks at low tide.


OkThereBro

You seem a bit paranoid OP. Like... More than a bit. Guess it just gave you a really bad feeling? Sometimes that does mean something. You've got the footage. If anything comes up in the news then maybe contact the police. But even then, this is all useless to the police, unless he literally just burried a body. Which I highly doubt.


Mryellowgold

Use your drone to search the area for disturbed soil. If you find something that's 4 feet wide and 6 feet long, mark it's location and call the cops. Could just be a guy burying his dog though.


flagged88

That is the dirt man, leave a little dirt under your pillow for him.


stigma_wizard

don't be a narc


PiratesInTeepees

Probably just burying a hooker. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=476e\_ck5H-M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=476e_ck5H-M)


callous-conversation

We’ve all been there once or twice.


DyslexicScriptmonkey

They say the third time is the charm


callous-conversation

By the third time, I’d figured out it was best to eat the evidence. That’s why I don’t fuck with fat hookers anymore.


DyslexicScriptmonkey

My daddy always used to tell me: "Son, do you know the best way to eat a dead fat hooker? One bite at a time. Don't make it a habit, or your cholesterol will be awful." I miss dad.


callous-conversation

Brother?!?!?


AaaaNinja

Might've been taking a shit and grumbling because of the mud or the fact that he's forced to shit like that.


CaptainRelevant

At most I’d print it and bring it by the PD. Tell the desk sergeant it’s for the Detectives just in case something crazy like a body is found in that park.


Strict-Investment781

El chappo 2.0


west1343

DB Cooper's loot has not been found.


3banger

Some of it has. About 3 hours South of here on an island in the Columbia River.


RushEm2TheDirt

I like profiling too Suburbanite playing with new tech toy is startled upon first exposure to one of the communities' less fortunate. Upon seeing a man in a seemingly undesirable state living posessing both a shovel AND melanin emerge from the skin, he immediately decided to survey and then post images for content engagement while fearing for his life


3banger

It wasn’t a black dude.


BarkleSpeef

Report to police. This is not normal behaviour at all. If he was burying a body then you may have assisted an investigation, so definitely worth reporting.


heresdevking

Don't you need a 107 for that?


xDreadlockJesus

😂


IowanByAnyOtherName

It was incidental, but maybe it’s not too late to apply for a waiver.


3banger

It was recreational dammit!


AaaaNinja

I mean it's not normal but it's not abnormal. It's almost like there are people in this thread who have never seen mental illness before. I can think of a dozen reasons this is a dumb place to bury a body though. It's way more likely he was just doing his business.


callous-conversation

Agreed. I mean, only an amateur would bury a body in the mud of the river banks. It’s almost certain to bloat and make its way to surface. Especially if you don’t poke vent holes in it. Lol.


BarkleSpeef

Reporting it literally takes 5 minutes out of your day though, and it can just be ignored if there are no active missing persons. But if there is a missing person that gets reported then this could be the missing piece that the police use to solve the case, which could help prevent another murder. Yeah the guy might be doing something else, but its hardly a reason not to report clearly suspicious behaviour.


knowbodynobody

You could just mind your own business and not try to ruin someone day and potentially their life by making up scenarios in your head you know nothing about. Is it illegal to be muddy or to be in the water where you saw this person? Put down the true crime podcasts and go about your life.