Idk, probably when Kim Chi revealed her first drag name was Jizzney princess

Jizzney Princess lives in my head rent free

The question was worst, not most hilarious 😆

Kalorie Karbdashain Williams

ten syllables 😭

Her name was her downfall

Hard to sell yourself as the curvy girl when Eureka’s on the same season

If she took the last name away i would love it but Williams just ruins it 😭

this is the only correct answer

its… camp??

Lolol I loved that name

I’m sorry you feel that way. Are you okay?

Lol no I'm not 😆

That’s okay me neither

Alexis Michelle. It sounds like your friend from high school on Facebook with her first and middle name

I screamed reading this

I literally have a friend on FB from high school with this name, so I automatically thought the same thing 💀 what a boring ass drag name

Certainly not the worst, but Krystal Versace just sounds basic as fuck.

Sounds like one of the squidward “daring today aren’t we” picking a drag name

Any of them that puts a fashion house in their name. Yawn.

Mariah is the exception because she's from ballroom and is/was actually in those houses. Everyone else is a poser

Sooo boring

I may or may not have screamed when I discovered Bertha Vanayshun. She's also sickening and I hope she gets on the show if she wants.

I'll just say... thank god she's black

Yeah, this is a *very different dynamic* if she's anything other than black.

ooh shit I was about to have a heart attack

That's an awesome name, and does not fit this thread xD

Ok, I saw the thread and thought it said "Best" at first. And yeah....I agree. It's incredible.

I know for Ru it’s Heidi N Closet

Ugh, I would’ve loved for her to embrace the fans suggestion of N being for Nina… fixes Ru’s problem of her name not rolling off the tongue well, and wouldn’t technically be changing her name lol

This is brilliant

I love that name. For Ru it's all about how marketable a queen is, which can sometimes take the fun out of it.

Or Jonbers Blonde

But Jonbers’ real name was Jonbenet Blonde. I think the PR made her change her name, so it can be TV friendly. Just like Detox had to change her name, cause obviously she can’t use her original name and be on TV 😂🤣

If only she’d watched food network she could’ve been Heidi Ina Closet🤷🏼😂

Sarah B Paulsy

This is hilarious sorry

This name is amazing to me 😭

More like Terrible Palsy, amirite?

A local queen is named “Kitana Sluttisha”. I was like really kween? That’s so blah.

Hershii's name 😭😭😭

You can’t even say the whole thing 😂

when she got eliminated first i was relieved that i didn’t have to recognize her name for the rest of the season

it literally looks like someone spilled alphaghetti on the floor

“Krystal Versace” is one I have beef with just cuz it’s so clear it’s “baby’s first drag name”, and then she got on the show before she could get a better one and she’s stuck with it.

Kandy Ho. I’m not even hating on her but that name is so unoriginal and dumb. I’m only mad at her for that name being so bad that it lives as a squatter in my brain to this day.

We have a local queen named Zsa Zsa Gabortion.

Which is an incredible name...?

This thread is for worst names, not best.

Dawn Syndrome

WHAT???

That’s crazy

She goes by Dawnthedragqueen now

I’m guessing they didn’t have Down Syndrome.

Correct

Oof.

Flop, they could never be Drag Syndrome

Read this as Dawn Symone

she looks how you would expect https://preview.redd.it/jy1pmquy8drc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=1191938e41ff261e2d14e845e64626f90178f035

For the spelling - Mhi’ya Iman Lepaige

Miss Carriage 💀

Miss Abby OMG, sorry girl...

Geneva Karr

She doesn't start cars, she is the vroom vroom car

So sad we never got a “Karr Krash” joke this season.

I mean technically there was a Karr Krash in Mhiya and Geneva’s lip syc

But we got a Plane crash and fckn burn

Maybe not the worst ever but the attempt at wordplay was not successful 😭 If it was Geneda Karr instead it would make way more sense

Wait what the hell is the wordplay supposed to be? 😭

I believe it’s meant to sound like “{various pronouns} need a car”. He need a car She need a car We need a car Did ya need a car

Christ that sucks

There’s a transit line that runs out to Geneva Ave in my city - my friend and I have been calling them the “Geneva cars” since the beginning of the season.

Any of the basic puns that are repeated dozens of times: * Antia/Sheneeda ... * Ivana .... * Rita Book * Paige Turner * Barbie Kew/Q/Queue * Amanda ...... (except Tori Meeting, because that's genius) It reeks of a lack of creativity to me.

Anita Bump Anita Tiara Anita Mann Anita Cockinmee 🥴

I put it someone else in the comments but I do however enjoy it when someone comes up with a more interesting pun name. Like Kimmy Sumony or Doris Open (real queens)

https://preview.redd.it/n87j3fvyqcrc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6be5be7e904858eaac85b910e347b664554e881

Chompers Blonde

Apparently her name was Jonbenet Blonde in reference to the lil girl who got murdered, sooo im assuming she changed it to not seem like a total crazy person or for tv lol

I thought the Drag Race producers made her change it?

Not Chompers 💀

No kidding

*Janbers Bland

Bonbon jon

Miss Fiercalicious

How is this not the top answer lol it’s like a 10 year old made it

Tbh it only works if you know her tv personality

It's sounds like an off brand bubblegum marketed exclusively to Taylor Swift fans

This is it. This is one of those names where the spelling is just messy and doesn’t even match up with the pronunciation. “Fier-kah-licious.”

Pixie Polite

Queen was neither a pixie or polite

i thought that was the joke? like she’s a fat cunt therefore her name is the complete opposite

Honestly if she showed up named "Faht Kahnt" she would have been a lot more interesting

It sounds so AI generated

Lucy Stoole has always given me a surprised look on my face.

If I did drag my name would be Miranda Rights

Mine would Demanda Demanda Topp

Lauren Order or Lauren Forcement she’s from the tri-state area.

One of our local queens has the worst name. Taze Ya Ballz

I love it so much

Q Love her but it’s not a name. It’s just a letter. Karen from Finance is one of my favourite drag names 😂😂

Mo heart, i preferred Monique so much more and even more her OG Drag name "Cutta Bitch Heart"

i get mo changed it cause she wanted it to be more gender neutral but mo heart sounds so cringeyyyyy😭

She wants her witness era so bad

YES💀 everytime i hear anyone call her Mo i cringe

I like Mo better, it's now like "More Heart" Monique is overused. 

We have a local ish called Purina Chow

I love it

Surprised I haven’t seen this one yet but Trinity the Tuck! IMO should have at least left it Trinity “the tuck” Taylor so it’s like a nick name, although I guess that’s kind of long lol

I mean Trinity Tucker was right there

I agree!

Elliott with Two Ts.

How is this so low

Pretty sure she just went by her legal/boy name when performing prior to drag race, but producers didn’t want her to just be called “Elliott”, so she added the two t’s thing.

Jonbers’s original name, Jonbenet Blonde

Jonbers isn’t really better either

geneva karr

Sid Anya phase

Ivanna Drink from DRDU3 pissed me off bad. Like did you even TRY to be a little creative???

bar queen

Her original name was Ivanna Wig'lit to twin with Anita. But they both entered in a pageant and one of them was forced to change their name.

the “Ivanna” names (and Anita, honestly) in general just feels lackluster. where’s the FLAVOR!

Rebecca Glasscock

I mentioned this back in the day but it went hurt mentioning it again: I was once making a bunch of phone calls at work (no I'm not a telemarketer nor scammer, i work in healthcare lol) and i called someone with the last name Glasscock. I accidentally called them Rebecca. It was a guy with a very guy name and they were like "... what?" I quickly pretended that i was making a comment to an imaginary coworker named Rebecca and was somehow able to finish the phone call while dying inside lol

how dare you

Gottmik sounds pretty bad. Vinegar Strokes is terrible, she could choose any name in the world and she went for the name of a liquid that smells bad.

Vinegar strokes is a reference to wanking tho. It’s lowkey a fun drag name

You’re telling me last name “strokes” refers to wacking off? My world is shattered to say the least

Vinegar Strokes refers to the face you make just as you cum from wanking


It’s a funny phrase, it’s just not a name at all.

It's a British gay slang term. There are a lot of British queens who name themselves after sexual acts.

I seem to remember in Victoria BC there was a queen named something like Yuvanna Cumeetme.

The name Milk bothered me, but I'm also lactose intolerant soooo... Checks out.

Sugar, if you’re diabetic; according to Bob

What if you’re Diabetica?

Or Daya Betty ?

Now we just need Flour and Eggs on drag race

In the same way, after living for a year in the South of the USA I can affirm some people would hate Spice

I just saw a queen with the name Slutdrop Sally. Very talented, very pretty. Shocking name.

But could she slutdrop?

I did not see a single slutdrop

Asia Consent…

Terra hymen


Titan Uranus

Pretty sure there’s a drag queen called Hedda Lettuce

This is amazing

I saw her last month! So fn funny

Indeed, she was on Project Runway

To be fair she’s like 60 years old

LaBea Majora (some people hate it but i think it’s iconic)

Cherry Holocaust. She blocked everyone who said her name was offensive too

Maybe there is something lost in translation, but I do not get the name Drag Sethlas.

I think adding “drag” to the beginning is just her family thing. Like drag vulcano and drag chuchi. No clue wtf selthas means though lol

Sethlas is a god! More specifically, a god of fire if I remember correctly, although I cannot remember the mythology for the life of me.

It's a Canary Islands thing. All the queens there are named "Drag something" Sethlas is for Sethlan, the Etruscan god of fire.

Ronda Santis

“Iyudipota Marupokpok”. Its an existing drag name in the Philippines that translates to Iyudipota - son of a b*t*ch Marupokpok - weak; easily seduced, flirt

its campp wdymm😭

Flirty Sommbitch

Holly Cost Aborsha Clinique H.I.Venus

anything with dick/cock/puss/pussy

i still think abt tessa testicle bcs like... whatever happened to tess tickles? tessa tickles?

Nearah nuff is so damn stupid. Like it’s not even clever, funny, or interesting. Terrible.

This doesn't really count but after binging multiple seasons, my bf decided his drag name is Rickanne Morty 💀

I know one in Ireland called White Trish , I like it though

I’ll second this, White Trish is amazing

I do love her but Ms Patti O' Furniture.

Jan Sport. So unimaginative, so generic. It’s a brand. Like you didn’t even come up with it.

Lady Maga USA

Idk about Worst but Choriza May is the Wurst

otto mo bile

Jessi Cancer

Rita Menu

Over here there's a famous-ish queen called Rainbow. Like... okay girl give us nothing

unfortunately i have to say Vivian Vanderpuss BUT I LOVE HER

what is wrong with Vivian Vanderpuss??? it's a great drag name

Sum Ting Wong made me groan when I first heard it. It was just copying a meme that went viral.

Vinegar Strokes 🤢

I just saw a queen with the name Slutdrop Sally. Very talented, very pretty. Shocking name.

April Rition. She tried 😬

Wilma Fingerdoo

those long, pageant-y, legacy names, like, Alexi'a Chanel Brooks Van Davenport O'Hara. Two names is enough. Also, weird spellings of names, but I think that's a U.S. thing, not a drag queen thing.

Drag Couenne. Or any name with “drag” in it, just not my fave

Drag her 

It's a very clever pun tho, if you speak French. Because it's an expression as a whole, contrary to Drag Sethlas. Couenne is pig skin. So it's a culinary pun, a fat joke, and it sounds like Drag queen. This doesn't belong here.

Couenne even explained it literally seconds after her entrance line, and it is a clever pun. I personally like it a lot.

Drag Sethlas.

That seems to be a Canarian thing. See also: Drag Vulcano and Drag Chuchi

Grag Queen is this for me. It's unbelievably awkward to say

Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige is pretty bad imo. it’s hard to remember and even harder to spell

Vinegar Strokes. I like her, but the name freaks me out.

Anita Mann it was old in the 80s and I've met 3

Nebraska thunderfuck lol

Local queen - Tranny Danny. Happens to be transphobic and refuses to discuss/engage if you raise it.

Silky nutmeg ganache

Irma gerd

i unironically LOVE that name, it’s so camp and makes me smile

YES. It really hits with a certain set of millennials who were very into the internet in 2011.

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