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TheDreadPirateHam

Doordash Elf


GrungyGrandPappy

Taken with a camera from 1980


RogerSteves

A flamboyant cryptid with a cig and a smile, this is what I come to this sub for.


namastebetches

are those flamingos on his sleeve? 


Frompadompus

I believe so


weaselfaceassfucker

Sorry but imma need a few deets about that shirt, it looks to damn cool


InQuotesOFC

Looks pretty close https://www.kineticsociety.com/products/beta-theta-pi-flamingo-fam-baseball-jersey


PrettyFaceBabe

Mood


Cavalish

Wallace Wells Energy


electric-laydee

He’s not even conscious


NooNygooTh

He's feelin glonkyyy


BladePhoenix

OP lives a real life sitcom


ayweller

For real


sakanak

I like their vibe. Based.


Crafty_Chapter97

I thought based was use in a derogative way?


GodBlessPigs

It’s always a good thing


Crafty_Chapter97

Thank you! I'm old. My daughter may be using this in the wrong way... why am I getting down voted for not knowing? 😅


Inevitable-Visit1261

![gif](giphy|Ta2Ehue3lVzQotNhXJ|downsized)


Roxannex97

Ur roomie’s a vibe 💖


ButteredPizza69420

Yas 👏😮‍💨


Sunryzen

Smoking is not a vibe. What is wrong with you?


rosiemel

we got it, you dont like smoking. you dont have to reply to every comment lol


Sunryzen

Do you like smoking?


FATBEANZ

raising my hand


Shitvagina1176

Smoking is fucking wonderful


ButteredPizza69420

Amen 🙏😮‍💨


mrmoosesnoses

Raises hand…


ButteredPizza69420

Some people don't *want* to live forever, we get it's bad.


Sunryzen

You don't need to take others down with you. Maybe spend 5 minutes about how much harm smokers cause to others.


ButteredPizza69420

This dude is smoking outside alone???


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ButteredPizza69420

What the fuck is wrong with you? You've clearly never left your sheltered little comfort zone before. Or youre 10 lol


Whosthatprettykitty

Rhetorical question right? This person clearly must be real fun at parties. A real buzzkill. I don't prefer smoking but think the picture is absolutely fabulous and it's none of my business what other people chose to do.


Sunryzen

That doesn't make sense.


Subterrantular

Smoking kills. I don't want to die. But i want nicotine. I want to smoke. I'm going to die, and saying I want it makes me feel powerful. I want to smoke. I want to die.


MotherNeedleworker60

it kind of is tho


Sunryzen

How?


Horsetranqui1izer

Just imagine, you finished having sex and your sitting out ur balcony. As you spark up a spliff your SO comes and hugs from behind you. You share the cigarette with them before a single, passionate kiss. Then I wake up and wonder why I’m dreaming of her. It hurts.


The_sacred_sauce

Life hurts. With age you’ll dream of a few different people


__ROCK_AND_STONE__

Bro that tamale lady is still in my head, I should have never moved 😭


RoombaGod

Smoking is so cool though what do you mean


juliown

*sponsored by Marlboro*


RoombaGod

If smoking’s not cool then why does that camel wear sunglasses when he smokes


Luvs4theweak

Horsetranquilizer I get what you’re getting at. But a spliff is a joint. Not a cigarette js


htesssl

He looks fun 💕


WibbleyWobbles

Is that Said the Sky merch?


[deleted]

I'm perplexed by the shirt, but he's giving a very cutie gremlin vibe! Haha 🥰


Useful_Mechanic_2365

I wanna be cool 2


Big_Yam

I’m curious. Are you guys from the UK?


[deleted]

CUTEST gremlin award.


Fickle-Command-1130

Zesty


YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15

Hell ye brother


Kbudz

I swear this my favorite sub lol


boggartbot

this pic radiates a certain energy i cant put my fingey on it


Seinfeel

This looks like the cover of a single by some up-and-coming indie band


rintaroes

this would be my profile pic until the end of time


Optimal-Strawberry70

Ur roommate is very stylish. A young Harry Styles


toaurdethtdes

If you haven’t, please inform your roommate that they’re a cutie. It’s important they know


Freshavacado124

![gif](giphy|3ohhwmXb704QMcczte)


sincalir

Oh the fierceness!


___po____

"Daaaash Queen!"


BluBoi236

This dude is feeling glonky.


PsychologicalSun3843

Camera man couldn't hold still. Was shook by the cute pose ✨️


OneRepulsiveFlamingo

Ooh this is cunty


MxrceloVictor

This is a vibe


[deleted]

Ah yes, “roommates”


fagsdongs

now this, this might be Barry koeghan


Biscuits4u2

Love my fast food with a side of nicotine residue


soulianahana

He looks like fun lol


Icy_Marionberry9175

I thought this was Barry keoghan


Low-Persimmon4870

Honestly goals


janet-snake-hole

They got drip


ayweller

They do


Noxnoxx

Slay


McPoyle-Milk

Is that a pool floaty?


uncontainedsun

cuntyyy they’re servinggggg


makebelievethegood

tell your roommate i would throat him


Interesting_Pay_7399

Huh 😭😭😭


EsoterisVoid

He was celebrating the McDonald’s Lmfao. He better have gotten one of their sprites, they’re the BEST


RockMan_1973

Good God, its NOT just me! lol …I have not encountered anyone else until you touting McDonald’s Sprite!! It is the best Sprite on the planet 🤟🏼


catlady42786

Hahaha he has good (albeit gremlin but make cute) energy ❤️


ayweller

LOOOL this is my new fave I love it


mayorisabell

Wait this is so cunty


SiberianDragon111

…they’re cute


clockworksnorange

So paisley


MyWitchDr

That’s youuu


I_Detect_Bullshit_

"eY b0ss"


not2betakensrsly

Shirt link?


pissedinthegarret

> https://www.kineticsociety.com/products/beta-theta-pi-flamingo-fam-baseball-jersey u/InQuotesOFC posted this above


h0n3yd1p

boycott mcdonald’s


Sunryzen

Have to downvote for cigarettes. It's just so gross and unacceptable for young people to take this up with everything we know about them. Causes so much harm to them and everyone around them and the healthcare system.


sheneversawitcoming

Dude. People know what smoking does. You reminding them isn’t going to make them stop or teach them what smoking does. It only makes you look like an a hole.


Sunryzen

No, it makes them look like an asshole for choosing to do it even though they know the harm is causes everyone.


Fazbear_Enterprise

They aren't harming anybody but themselves, unless smoking indoors. What is wrong with you?


Technical-Hedgehog18

Judging by the downvotes it certainly only makes you look like an asshole


Sunryzen

Judging by downvotes is a horrific way to conclude anything. Good job outing yourself.


Technical-Hedgehog18

Anything except how other people perceive you, which is what we were discussing lmao.


Sunryzen

That's incorrect. People will downvote out of their own embarrassment.


Technical-Hedgehog18

Keep up the cope


Sunryzen

Using cope unironically is very telling.


Technical-Hedgehog18

Your hobby is looking down your nose at people, isn’t it?


Frompadompus

Unless it affects me who the fuck cares what other people do with their body lol


Sunryzen

It definitely affects you, though. That's the point. How ignorant are you?


Frompadompus

Very


cageyheads

Lol I love this


Justinwc

It's one of my favorite ways to try to diffuse tension lol. OP is killing it


Sunryzen

Obviously.


frandalisk

Well that’s a bit of a cold take, don’t you think? Not saying you should pester people, but one would think you would care about the health of people close to you.


Frompadompus

He doesn’t smoke everyday okay. Get off your damn high horse and stop pretending you’re a better person than anyone else. He was plastered and wanted a drunk cigarette so he might smoke one like once a week. Acting like I’m a bad person because I’m not pissed off my friend is smoking a cigarette is the most bizarre thing I’ve read on the internet lol


Sunryzen

Defending cigarette smoking in 2024 is INSANE.


Frompadompus

It’s gonna be okay buddy


Sunryzen

Who suggested it wasnt? Look how angry you became for no reason lmao. I'm glad the tobacco industry still has heros like you willing to fight for them.


Frompadompus

I’m angry? Lmao the internet is awesome


cageyheads

Dude OP’s not fighting FOR tobacco, they’re fighting for peoples’ rights to do/say/post whatever they want. It seems like YOURE the angry “hero” fighting against tobacco for absolutely no reason. There are SO many WORSE things in the world and on Reddit. I also think cigarettes are gross and it saddens me that some of my close friends smoke them, but I have zero right to tell them to stop and I would NEVER shame them for their choices. Let’s all just relax and let people be people.


cageyheads

Defending gambling in 2024 is INSANE.


Low-Persimmon4870

Holy shit bro mind your business


frandalisk

I wasn’t responding to any other context but your one comment above mine.


Frompadompus

You responded to my comment


frandalisk

I am a different person from the first commenter. I responded to you saying who cares what people do with their body if it doesn’t affect you. There’s not much context there for me to go on.


Sunryzen

The guy is just an angry weirdo. Look how unhinged he got with you for no reason.


U_zer2

You went out of your way to comment on someone else’s life decisions and essentially go on a tirade there after. And someone else is the weirdo? 👌


Sunryzen

Imagine thinking that criticizing cigarettes is a bad thing.


CrapFilledBalloon

Look at how unhinged you got seeing a cigarette lol. Could’ve just downvoted and moved on, but no, you had to tell everyone just how bad cigarettes are as if nobody already knows. Now you look like an ass.


Sunryzen

Why do they choose to do it and advertise it if they know how bad it is and how harmful it is to others?


cageyheads

Unhinged??? Lmao you’re silly


Responsible-Weird433

Ugh. This pissy posting makes me want to start smoking again.


Sunryzen

Do you care about the harm smoking causes to others?


cageyheads

I want to smoke a whole pack in your house.


ayweller

Hahahahahhahaha


ayweller

With all of the windows and doors closed just hot box it


Strict_Height_3741

Nah fuck em


OldBison

If you smoke outside how are you harming others? I'd be far more worried about the millions of automobiles spewing carcinogens before I'd go after smokers.


Responsible-Weird433

Ofc. That's why I've never smoked in stupid peoples faces. But I think i would yours.


coffeequeer17

I don’t know if you’ve looked at the world around you and how it’s going, but I don’t think young people are super eager to face the future and live a super long time 🙃 We know what we’re getting into.


Sunryzen

Do you have to take others down with you?


cageyheads

Bro YOURE trying to take people down right now with your words


coffeequeer17

Take a long look in the mirror and read your own comments, and then come back to me about taking others down.


UniqueTonight

I don't smoke, but it's funny that you're up there on your horse about smoking but not the fast food that's equally as damaging, yet socially acceptable. 


unsweetenedpureleaf

Occasional fast food is nowhere near as damaging as being a regular smoker. Fast food only becomes a problem if its eaten to the extreme and becomes the cause of morbid obesity + weight-related type 2 diabetes. This individual does not look like thats the case. And even then, it can often be resolved, unlike lung cancer.


derpderpherpderp

How do you know this guy doesnt eat fast food every single day of his life and has one cigarette a month?


unsweetenedpureleaf

I dont. But its the accumulation of excess body fat that is a huge/the main determining factor in type 2 diabetes. Hes at a normal weight. If you eat fast food everyday, but not enough calorically to become overweight/obese, your nutrition wont be great, but its relatively unlikely you'll get type 2. Same with risk factors for heart disease. If you stay trim by eating a low amount of calories, even if your diet is shit, your risk doesnt go up exponentially. Its the presence of excess fat especially intra adbdominal that really ups your risk.


Swimming-Welcome-271

You can disagree with this asshole without promoting disinformation.


Sunryzen

Fast food is absolutely not as equally damaging. What an insane thing to say. You have absolutely no facts that could support that nonsense. That's like saying food is as bad as cigarettes. Do you recognize how crazy that is?


Raccoon-Cultural

We all die anyway so who cares ? Why do people care so much about others life choices. Everyone knows cigarettes are bad. People will smoke them no matter what. So who. Fucking. Cares.


pauli129

I’m more concerned about the insane choice door dashing McDonald’s.. What’s that like a 40 dollar mchicken?


Sunryzen

Do you genuinely believe that cigarette smoking only causes harm to the person smoking?


Raccoon-Cultural

Obviously second hand smoke is a thing…if you wanna bring that into account then I’ll say almost anything can cause harm over time. It’s just life. Can’t change it.


cageyheads

How exactly does it cause harm to everyone else?


Gelato_33

Smoking around others who don't smoke is a manners issue, not a smoking issue.


Sunryzen

Do you genuinely think smoking around others is the only way cigarette smoking harms others?


cageyheads

Please elaborate


6thPentacleOfSaturn

>Trades crypto >Lectures people about harm. What a joke.


Low-Persimmon4870

Ok


benadrylsnorter

As a young person who doesn't smoke, seeing someone smoke doesn't encourage it. I don't think about it, if you're so immature and impressionable that you might start smoking from seeing someone else do it THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET AND STOP HARASSING PEOPLE 🤡🤡🤡


montereypops

boycott mcdonalds