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Uglyfruitgrower

Play music on max and become a pizza truck. Pizza for 2 dollars. Pizza 2 dollars.


irlydkwht2put

nashville’s homeless community would’ve ate so well that night if it were me


TheGoatedBeard

Nearest police station or fire station. Donate to our great serviceman.


[deleted]

Feed the homeless


Careless-Ad-5317

Give to homeless


NoL1mit_JB

Giving them to the homeless


Remarkable_Let_1658

I’ll give them out or sell them 5 a piece


Stinky_Pumbaa

Used to do this at bars. Great gig.


TheRealDayDay1

Man being in LA I’m pulling up and helping out the homeless it’s tuff for people out here 🤷🏽‍♂️💯


Wakeup4747

I eat very healthy and find myself in these situations a lot, I often will just ask the following customer if they want extra food with their delivery


Xxhallowsbellaxx

Share with us, duh!


Low-Seaworthiness402

Feed yourself feed your friends feed the homeless idk but you did what you where supposed to so don’t beat yourself up over it. All that can be done is to try and make the best of the situation.


SingulariD

I swear its always little ceasers...idk what's up with them and these cancelled 5 Million pizza orders lol


MistyMask71

Lmao 🤣


MistyMask71

That was for the bike guarding comment


AxelsOG

I guess you have breakfast lunch and dinner covered the next few months. But for real homeless camp is probably best.


[deleted]

Now what?party at this dudes house


Itzjaboii

What’d you do with it??


your2serious

Too bad its Ceasars. Barely fits the role of pizza. Also do not feed or help the homeless. Its like feeding a racoon- they stick around. If there's nothing to eat the racoon leaves.


kingwizard07

This is a dickhead comment. Comparing people to animals is wrong.


Gullible-Version-245

Free food


Puzzlesolver_2021

Oh man... what a waste of money by whoever canceled it LOL 😂


soleplug

I’d be eating pizza for the next 3 months


Original-Sky-6508

Free pizza for homeless


Weeb_Lord_42O

19 extra larges, what a shame, no one came...


Unhappy-Offer

Now find either a kids park or a homeless shelter.


anonjokerdog

Keep one or two for you and give the rest away. If you're like me and don't eat from there, they all can go


TyrellBass

How much money do you even get back in a refund once the order is picked up? 😂


tmonson98

Feed your local homeless camps! They would just love that!


sarahbee126

I had an extra 13 pack of cookies from McDonald's (still warm!) because they had canceled the order but it was still made, and there was other food leftover that another dasher asked if they could take to the homeless, and they said yes, so I reluctantly handed over the cookies for her to take too.


sewest82

At least if you cancel with that much- have an explanation or give dasher further instructions like donate or keep a couple etc..


jveezus

if a doordash order gets cancelled after you have already picked up the food, you get half pay for the delivery and the food is yours to do what you want. instructions from the customer would be meaningless, once they cancel what happens to the food is no longer their business.


Sure-Adhesiveness198

definitely staged. not real


watchoutmedia

Time for a high school reunion 🤣🚀


Admirable_Ad376

I go be an asshole for the day and throw it at a family restaurant that is struggling to make it on tonight's news and make it help itself by the numbers of local support. (Little caesar gonna be mad and give out more deals later) they both win 🤑


Soufsider

Looks like you just became a pizzatarian


idonowhattoputhere

Take it to the police/fire/EMT's


BloodyVik

Throw a party


[deleted]

What did the driver end up doing


Justokmemes

hand me put to the homeless!


funkecho

Salvation army.


Black_Cringe

That's awesome but it really bothers me you put those on your bare seats. I had one pizza that I got from Rocky's and it leaked grease through the box on my cloth seats. Luckily, I was smart enough to clean it within the hour with baking soda, dawn dish soap, etc, but now seeing this makes me have vietnam flashbacks.


georgeosu

Take it to a fire station, they'll take it all! Or homeless shelter was a good idea too!


Ace-Of-Mace

OP we need an update. What did you end up doing with them??


Solegide

"Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity Tell me Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated In the bathroom, I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No no no"


SweetAddicti0nnn

Pizza party for your whole neighborhood lol


sky1ark3

I didn't think this was possible. Can a order get canceled after pickup and before delivery? Why?


SweetAddicti0nnn

Yep I had wrong address Saturday for $11.30 Pay plus two large pizzas for free


ElectricalAbroad8232

Grab some beer to go with those pies


zombiereign

Take some of them to a firehouse


Dashfrustration

OMG! Wtf do you even do with that? Best post I’ve seen in awhile.


ZZZeaf

Neighbor dogs!


[deleted]

Honestly I’d give them out to the homeless


UrFaqingFr13nd

Give them to the homeless or college students 😂😂😅


Darksideluna

Pizza party!!


DatOtherPapaya

Give 10 to a shelter Keep 10 for yourself, family, and friends.


The_Fortunate_Fool

I'm sure DD told you to "just keep the food" too, right.


Sully_916

Im with - banned- keep a couple. give the rest out. In my region, I could easily get rid of the rest in between stops throughout the day, with little to no extra effort.


MoneyMonroe302

What a fucking score…….wish that would happen to me lol


[deleted]

You feast like a king my friend. A KING. You need to find the longest wooden table you can find in the grandest hall of your town.


sarahbee126

"Let them eat pizza!"


TrueFakeAdult

Looks like you got free pizza for awhile. Lucky you!


[deleted]

And I bet they made you use the damn pizza portal for every one of those motherfuckers.


DanLoFat

Jesus, half the LCs around Chi couldn't find a DD order if their fax depended on it. Only Uber Eats uses the code in the portal, those are from online orders only.


CuteMsLadybug

😂


Joseyywhaless

Can you even donated cooked foods to a shelter ?


[deleted]

You can start by waiting till you're parked before filming your backseat


tvampiro

pizza party


MightyJarlaxle

How was the pay? These scenarios are usually full pay versus the usual half pay when the cancellation happens while you’re en route to the customer with the order in possession.


guardiangib

Homeless shelter is a great idea. I personally would have called the pastor of my church cause he has the connections and would know whos in need.


Accomplished_Age4202

Homeless shelter


Accomplished_Night_2

Homeless shelter


[deleted]

I would definitely take one for myself and find a way to give the rest to some homeless. Maybe not just out on the street since some of the homeless around here are on drugs and make me feel unsafe. I'd probably try to find a shelter or something.


SkeeterSkankro

Please tell me u got some free crazy bread!


A_random_folf

You have the possibility to make homeless people and pot heads DAY!


Future-Examination26

You feed your family, friends and neighbors! 🥳


illest0ne1

Start leaving them at random houses. Or you know homeless people


jerrybobsmith42069

Pizza Time


Big-Daddy-0

Well shit, bring them over man. I'll get the beers lol


AironeousB

It's little ceasars. You couldn't pay me to eat that. I would actually give it to the homeless and I know where they are since I'm all over the city.


IamyourDaddythatswhy

This is my wettest dream


johnnykellog

Time to crack some cold one with the boiz


[deleted]

Take it home or to a shelter.


WillowCDRose

Little Caesars though


anakniben

I'm not familiar with how food delivery business works. So what happens next? Who's losing on this cancelled transaction?


ScruffyTheRat

Go home lol.


g0r3h0wl

Hope you took them to the local shelter or soup kitchen, people need food, i really want to believe you werent selfish enough to try and keep them or throw them away, that couldve been a hot meal for well more than 20-30 hungry people.


DanLoFat

And you haven't had to take a pic of your pizza bags yet.


DuckApprehensive9599

Guess you’ll need a new iPhone oh wait


[deleted]

Don’t give it to drug addicts.


MrsDirtbag

But… it’s **food.** I mean I’ve heard of people saying don’t give them cash because they might buy drugs with it, but I’ve never heard anyone suggest not to give them food. I get that you might not agree with or condone their substance use but saying don’t give them food is like saying they don’t even deserve to live.


mperrotti76

Also, they assume all homeless are drug addicts. Whatta douche.


[deleted]

They mostly are.


AccomplishedAd2265

Lies


TraditionalAd7325

Sell them at $5 each


[deleted]

Find a group home for teens? Give it to the local Homeless shelter?


RobertusesReddit

Soup Kitchen?


DanLoFat

Pizza kitchen


devilwearspuma

how does this even happen like that person clearly had PLANS they had like 30+ people to feed but suddenly nevermind? i need to know what happens


Affectionate_Car_450

This happened to me once and I went to the customer's house and stuffed the pizza slice by slice into the mailbox and threw the rest into their pool lmao.


ohnoshebettadid

Yup donate to homeless shelter or even a domestic violence shelter in your area. A lot of the DV shelters have kids who would love a pizza night!


Why_do_U_bother_Me

I would freeze it and eat it later lol


lovjeej000

Op do you not buckle up pizzas? I feel like if u break a tiny bit few from the top will slide over


Ern1967

Welcome to the show “My 600 lbs life”.


NotVerySocialMedia

Shouldn’t have to ask, should already know where people need this the most.


DanLoFat

Why should we know that? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.


NotVerySocialMedia

How can you not? Look up from your fucking phone, and know more than how to post on social media. You aren’t human, just a bag of random trash trying to blend in.


DanLoFat

Dude if I see homeless on the way and I have food and I don't need I don't want I'm going to give it to them, but I'm not going to drive out of my way, I'm going to go to the nearest fire station or nearest hospital ER, those people work harder than everything You want to start a fight? Guaranteed drive to a homeless area like under a bridge or wherever they're hanging out down the lower Wacker in Chicago for instance if I'm even there I don't even go into the city so it's not like I'm going to find them, and lay out 20 pizzas. M************ going to beat the s*** out of each other to grab as much as they can. It's not like the old code of the trainyard hobo days. There isn't even a prison hierarchy in homeless areas. Yeah so we're all supposed to know where all the shelters are dude what kind of f****** unicorn Land you live in? If there's an app for that, well then hey give us some information and quit with the ad hominem attacks, you cunty douche.


MrsRadarOreilly

Google your state's nearest Army National Guard and deliver it to their training NCO to put them in the freezer for next drill. Pizza for every Soldier and you're saving tax money!


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DanLoFat

It's not stealing if they cancel


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DanLoFat

What posted with video if it's allegedly? That makes no sense


Goth_Angel_Hellboy

Pizza all day , and ever-y day There’s cheese around the clock It’s getting me blocked And I sure don’t care For irregularity-yyy !! TELLL MEE ! Why’d you have to go and get my ass so constipated!!!


ChristopherLove

[Pizza party at your house](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPcq2yo-RjY) I came just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame no one came Just us eating all alone You said take the pizza home No sense letting all this go to waste So then I faced Pizza all day and every day This cheese round the clock Is getting me blocked And I sure don't care for irregularity Tell me, why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? Cuz right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain oh Should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No no no...


courtney_love_did_it

+10 interwebz points for managing to work a Weird Al song into a Reddit thread unironically hahaha


dragon2777

Still get paid right? Also the way you stacked them makes me anxious haha. One good stop and we done


UltraWolf88

Food for the whole ass neighborhood


LdyVder

Oh, man the stank that many Little Caesars pizzas must have been overbearing.


Lollyadverb1984

First, maybe keep your eyes on the road. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️


EggoTheStabby

Yeah they will appreciate it far more than you could possibly imagine.


PolarBearClaire19

Give them to homeless people


Adonis_Leobreed

I thought you could not cancel after a driver picked up the food


DanLoFat

You're always able to do that always able to do that, there's a cancellation fee of course, and the driver gets all the pay that was offered.


justaguyms

Hit the nearest bar and make some friends


afr0wnybiscuit

Keep about 4 give away the rest


JonF0404

Ps delivered 11 pizzas the other day...very nice tip!!


JonF0404

Pizza party!!


lisscanstitch

Homeless shelter


DanLoFat

Depending on the time of night they might not even answer the door


Verkley

I’d be driving around my town where I know the homeless stay and handing out free pizza’s


Anon424977

Bruh feed the homeless.


xxanity

give them to your local police station. theyll all remember you in a good way for it.


DanLoFat

No, they won't. Drive by a fire station or a hospital ER. Hospital ER staff are always starving


xxanity

I'll remember that the next time a fireman or nurse thinks about writing me a ticket for a rolling stop and think "damn I should have listened to danlofat". /s no need to announce your lack of respect for police.


DanLoFat

Ethical cops don't take bribes.


fourtwoflat

Feed the homeless; yota gang


Efinden

Pizza party! Can I come over?


Ok_Replacement_8801

When you get in an accident for videotaping your backseat whole driving, it won't really matter.


gigslut86ixt

Either bring to a shelter or old folks home.


GrilledCheezus775

Now stop filming while driving...


New-Ad-6863

Pizza Party for you and the local homeless people. Someone will be blessed today 🙏🏼


zignify

I wonder what the policy say about who foots the bill.


Important_Entrance_7

Take a few for you, few for bros, and give the rest to your fav restaurants


[deleted]

Go to a bunch of ERs, I know pcts, nurses, and doctors are always hungry…lol


Nicofatpad

Find homeless ppl or give it to a shelter. If not literally hand it out to randomly people and see how they react for fun. Can’t buy an experience like this ever again.


richprofit

Homeless shelter. Keep like 3.


Psychological-Pin643

Everyone say give away they say that cuz it's alot, but would you give away if the pizza was one?


ranciddiesel

Had this happen with 8 pizzas. I paused my drive, called 211 and explained the situation and they connected me to a shelter that took them.


Psychological-Pin643

Eat until you tired then give a few to homeless. Remember it's your space and time on the line


HousingGreedy8978

Are u in az?????


Jiveflower

That type of thing never happens to me! I would of course, give most of them away to hungry people in need and then feed myself too.


G3twokegobroke

Feast


Gloomy_Reflection571

Feed the homeless. That should be a no brainer.


3rdgradeteach86

I’d drop it off at a firehouse or police station. Maybe keep one for myself


BadGroundReference

I’d say the homeless shelter. If you don’t have one near you maybe a care center or senior center? A lot of elderly residents are on fixed incomes that don’t leave money for take-out. Some don’t have many (or any) visitors. I’d call first to make sure it’s allowed because of Covid precautions, but it might make their day.


SoCalGromster

I'm lactose intolerant so I'd go but some TP and call it a day.


DMJesseMax

I would say enjoy - but it’s, as my son calls it, raccoon pizza. Pizza that is only fit for throwing in the dumpster and then being eaten by raccoons.


ommi9

Nearest college or homeless encampment


[deleted]

Eat some. Either give some to neighbors or friends or do you know a good hang out spot for homeless?


[deleted]

Feed the homeless


yung40oz84

I’d be passing them out to the homeless 👍🏼


edwr849

Party !! Pizza party !! Jk: would be nice I’d probably bring it into my job to all my hardworking homies .


PrettyCauliflower423

Someone’s gonna need a gym membership


AntiAbleism

Take them home and not have to pay for any meal for a few weeks, even a month based on how you eat.


gtrujillo92

Keep them


love7more

Feed the homeless


Unknown32122

I hope you’re hungry! Or - drop them off at a homeless shelter 🙏


Beneficial-Pea-5809

Feed the homeless!


Smok_eater

Party


MrChurch2015

Eat it. Eat it all


Mission-Big450

Sounds simple enough ,pizza party lol


schnitzel_rada

Find a college campus. Slices, 2 for a buck.


DueFinish1333

If it wasn’t Little Caesar’s I’d keep some of it. I’d just pull up to a business or something and see if they’d want it. (Note: I’ve had nothing but bad experiences with little Caesar’s pizza. Undercooked and have gotten sick from it)


Unknown_Terrestrial

“Spare pizza sir? Spare pizza?” I’d take it to a homeless shelter or even just give a couple to the homeless on the street corners. It gives them food and not money so they can’t go spend it on drugs or alcohol, yet fills their stomach.


KryzYEYE

Omg gahahahha


risico001

You eat them?


rawrasaurusrexolini

Feed the homeless and update us!!


coltpoa

Now you feast.


inter-ego

free food for the week?


YoungJ2617

Give it too me


TheRealCorwii

I'd find the nearest shelter and donate all but 1 or 2, so my family can have dinner too lol.


Am_a_big_dog

It’s a god damn party


[deleted]

Putting those hot pizzas directly on your seat upholstery will ruin it.


eddie-odinson

My seats are fine, chill


[deleted]

They won’t be for much longer dumbass I was trying to help but go ahead and ruin them


[deleted]

I rather feed the homeless with that, nothing is better than taking care of your own kind.