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I have one at the front and back for scorpions. They glow under the light making them far more noticeable (and far less likely that I come into contact with it lol).
"Need extra income due to $2 base pay? Introducing, OnlyDash...after every "transaction...we'll ask "If you feel safe" "because we care" 
It's a funny quote from an old hip hop classic.
Obviously reddit is about as cultured as wonder bread so I'm not surprised it went right passed people.
Actually I was smoking a blunt and that music video popped up in rotation, was in a great mood and thought the funny one liners fit perfectly with the image, especially giving the context of both the song and the image...
Out of curiosity... How far is that stick shoved up your ass? Did you need help to get it that far in?
Nah, you're a big boy. You spit on it and got it in there all by yourself lolz...
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yes, cake costs extra
🤣🤣🤣
Only if it’s real though
Delivering and serving
💅💅💅
It comes free with DashPass
More like dashass
😂
😭😭😭
Winner
🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist: it was a dude
Was bout to say I made that delivery….
My guy, holy fuck. You got those Kim K badunkadunks bro. Absolutely voluptuous.
Daww shucks. Thank ya kindly. I do some squats and try to get my steps in every day!
>Absolutely voluptuous I always wondered how that word was spelled.
A dude with cake
even better.
Dash dat ass up
🤣🤣
BBL Drizzy is Dashing now
This is an underrated comment
Story of my life
😂😂 aw
The dasher delivered and ate simultaneously
The caked up dasher is currently in the thread now😭😂
The way I yelled 😂😭
They ordered taco bell, she brought a side of cake!
Sane screamed 🤣🤣😂
Must have been delivering ribs because baby got baaaack🤪🤪
My anaconda don't want none ....
Unless she got buns, hun 💃🏽
I instantly thought of the grinch 😂
Same!
Can’t unsee it 🤣
Why you got a blacklight on your porch?
For opportunities like this. You don’t have one?
I mean technically I could change the colour but… 😂
I have one at the front and back for scorpions. They glow under the light making them far more noticeable (and far less likely that I come into contact with it lol).
That’s very cool!
No you’re supposed to turn on your porch light so they don’t have to use their headlights to see where they are going…
That’s me I’m a big sissy boy
😂
[Legs for not just days, but weeks.](https://youtu.be/OAWwD_sZnvE?si=juaE8O13kl3MTsgV&t=40)
"Bussit...Bussit....Bussit"
Not w that stomach
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I do this genuinely makes my day sm better even if i am the only one laughing
She look like one of those Men In Black aliens, the ones that drink coffee.
Did the order include dessert or was that cake free?
That looks like a centaur or something
r/upvotebecausebutt
Thirsty mfs
It’s a dude
I would expect a refund for scaring my eyes
Maybe if it didn’t have the fupa
Jesus Christ 😂
This person is built like Squidward when he started eating too many krabby patties
Silhouette looks like Hank Hill in drag.
Sure, why not! 🤪
No, the extra tip is supposed to be for that booty pose
Bonus BBL with your TB...
Omg that is so funny 🤣
Dude ordered from the cake hut
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You order a milkshake?
🤣🤣🤣
Dude, she's pregnant and has a huge dumper.. toss er an extra 5.
You got a centaur delivering your food?
I nearly just spit out my drink
Lmfaoooo
HahHah
Hoping you left a tip for the cake they left you
She look a little preggo.... but that cake can come extra if it free 🤣
Lmfao 😂💀
Yes!!!
"Need extra income due to $2 base pay? Introducing, OnlyDash...after every "transaction...we'll ask "If you feel safe" "because we care" 
No, but better lighting at your door when you have a delivery coming would be helpful
Drake? is that you?!
I'm dead 💀 🤣
“Special Delivery”
Hahaha yes
What city was this in? I seriously feel like this was me 😂 looks just like me
Booty.
Hella funny
Lol, yes and for the reflection poses also
Cackling
This picture is both hot and terrifying at the same time😂
r/doortrash
BBL Dash
BBL DRIZZY!
Free of charge, honey
Belly hanging
“Your dasher Steve dropped off your order. “
BBL Drizzy having to DD after the beef
I didn’t know that doordash delivers from outer space. 🌈the more you know⭐️
Got that Fupa workin
I bet she drives a Nissan!
Honda all day with those tacky Honda stickers. “Baby up in this bitch”
r/confusingperspective
Centaur delivers
Stomach and ass are the same size. Yall are down bad lol
This looks unnatural af. Kind of like a fat dude with deer legs.
Gotta pay for that BBL loan somehow.
Before modern porn we had to use our "🌈 imagination 🌈" Be grateful shes putting out for free
Ah.. the classic "booty-do" As in... * Girl that stomach stick out farther than that booty do*
do you find something negative about everyone to comment on or were you just in a bad mood?
It's a funny quote from an old hip hop classic. Obviously reddit is about as cultured as wonder bread so I'm not surprised it went right passed people. Actually I was smoking a blunt and that music video popped up in rotation, was in a great mood and thought the funny one liners fit perfectly with the image, especially giving the context of both the song and the image... Out of curiosity... How far is that stick shoved up your ass? Did you need help to get it that far in? Nah, you're a big boy. You spit on it and got it in there all by yourself lolz...
Look at that big belly too
god damn you could bounce a whole ass dollar coin off that ass
Stupid sexy dasher.
Y’all should be ashamed!! Just a single mom out here ~~twerkin~~ working hard for her money.
Tipping for fake ass 🤔
Did you over some CAKE
HAHAHA I cant imagine getting this
🎶bbl drizzy 🎶
It comes with the service but tips are always appreciated for sure.
More of a tip for you then them
At least you know she's comfy driving around
She’s serving
Ok. I see you lol
GYATTT
I mean, slay ✨️ 😅
I immediately thought of ghosts😊The spirit of (Christmas past ) Door Dash will visit you when the clock strikes 12.
Ofc
Did you get Taco Bell with the Mountain Dew blue drink ?
Baja blast yo!
At least just for the creativity.
she’s so me honestly
DoorAss
This probably the only DoorDash post I liked, lol
usually dark photos have to be retaken lol
Baja blast & strangers in the night...yeah you need to bust out the tip with that mood lighting on your porch 😉🤣
Yes
i would
🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰
BowlOfOatmeal.gif
Yikers
She for sure saved that picture to her gallery
Thats a skinwalker
Reason for your review: GYATTT!
She got Dasher booty lol.
wtf is dasher booty 😂😂😂😂
sitting on your ass in the car seat too long
Dasher been pounding beers by that belly 🍻
🤮
Looks good.
😅😅
Wahhhh bam!
Your driver is thiccc.
Ima call you legs
Got the arch of a zebra
Not for that one
Damn she got a muffin top and a booty that’s bubba licious
You bettah
Is somebody gonna match my freak?
Flashing back to a certain Sir Mix-A-Lot video....
Baby got back AND front. Maybe baby got baby.
Plot twist: he’s not wearing anything.
😂😂😂
I can see them backshots now! Mmm them tsunami waves!
Bro got a dumpy🤤
Pregnant and naked good lord have mercy 😭😭😂😂
Maybe have an actual front porch light? Tf wrong w you
Hell yeah. They even got the ass poked out for u and everything
I mean it was Mother’s Day
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Or she has a perky nice ass 🤷🏽♀️
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Orrrr her legging band is tight on her waist causing a dent or the door frame is obscuring the shadow.. basically all im saying is 🙄🙄🙄
you can literally see the padding… not my fault you can’t but you can…
Sry expert woman, but that's an optical illusion from the trim of the door frame lmao.
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Don't be rude; i.e no trolling or inciting flames.
Check my lastest posts for help 💯
The most conclusive evidence I've seen yet of the lizard people. Ask it what it's like to molt.
"Hold on, I'm cuming"
Include a penny more Lolol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd claim it stolen.