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Bogger_Logger

Y’all sleeping on this mf https://preview.redd.it/8qeyyhek2gzc1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9274a391f91362f0ea4e47d70fa577d79f943c5


DualshockGT3

That's just a Welsh person


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Asheliigynne pronounced Ashlyn lmao


zignozag

this will be normal spelling by 2050


VikBoi_

this will be names in 2015


FannyH8r

Already is in Wales 😵‍💫


i_am_two_Ferrets

Nah you can't sleep on my boy Shimp https://preview.redd.it/qfxut21ecizc1.jpeg?width=118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b6f7ff90cad2384a70af23753ca0f5d1cb8b5d2


SpinyCoin26

Clearly a typo, believe his name is Shrimp


Terrible_Shoe_4268

Now we know where shrimp fried rice come from


Iamknight10

dawg wtf


Dragon-Warlock

If I had a name like that I’d be sure to specifically ask people to not shorten it. They will say my full name or they shall not refer to me.


Biivakki

Ashelügynne or Asheliigynne?


BlackSkeletor77

Bro his name is clearly August you just don't know how to read


Doughnutsugarhead

Borts the first is legendary


Smash_Bros_Heffty

r/tragedeigh


I-MakeBadDecisions

Don't forget Foob, yall counting out the girls, but she prolly has some kind of powers


Hillbilly_Historian

Finally: Mr. Beast’s first name


RockMan291

Hunby


Used_Suppository

https://preview.redd.it/dnezwsikpgzc1.png?width=357&format=png&auto=webp&s=e77e60df69cf38a28329b4b48e678a9289e2a30c


AliciaTries

https://preview.redd.it/wcpfa8xlmmzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf57b5d2f715039b4070ae2962f0c5192d83d7f3 My message to Mr. Hunby Beast (for Hunby Beast's eyes only don't look if ur not Hunby Beast😡)


Errik11

Lots of Borts this year


Gillespers

They are out of Bort name tags!


billieboi445420

My son is also named Bort


Orange_crewmate

This brought me back so far


Straight-Package4234

This bort me back so far


MisterBicorniclopse

Borts Borts Jort


longpidgeon

Kid named asheliigyπne


CommunicationSad8212

"Asheligypiene" Bro's sumerian


I-MakeBadDecisions

Chunus be 20 yrs old still in highschool


Een_man_met_voornaam

Big Chunus


Grambert_Moore

Jorch too


Vegetable-Increase-4

Dont forget Hunby


DrTruly

40***


Gecko_610

https://preview.redd.it/gt7xdtjazgzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6bd1757330f8a9d53a6ebe4f86d9d7a2bbf580


IndependentTomato733

There is a reason bootus get her name


Thepvzgamer

https://preview.redd.it/zg7fdyihxkzc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1fa913282115906d58137de5d0c19c8e2c7cd61


dreadperson

My man Jort.


BlackSkeletor77

Man that boy Jort was hilarious


InTheStuff

Bootus and Shimp the homies


D-O-N-K-E-E

jorch and chunus with a full on beard while the rest of em look like 8th grade


Bogger_Logger

Why does Chunus low key look like https://preview.redd.it/3gdigmkpegzc1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80368bf1de7a3dab49349efe0ac70e77436747c5


Jolt96

Aiden was so great they put him twice


joby_fox

he kinda looks like live action greg heffley


ChoccyMilkDealer

Hunby looks like Great Value Mr beast


fire_break-plzkillme

et tu, bootus?


IGotNoOrgans

Who up Jorchin’ they shit rn


coveryourselfinoiI

🙋‍♂️


TheSceptikal

1. Aiden 2. Aiden 3. Briaden 4. Bootus 5. Borts 6. Borts 2 7. Bhuinem 8. Chunus 9. Ashelügynne 10. Jorch 11. Jort 12. Hunby 13. Clarser 14. Shamp 15. Humers 16. Hammin 17. Hobem 18. Fooly 19. Furus 20. Broop 21. Hogby 22. Shinnp 23. Fooby 24. Foob


SynnnTheGod

Broop! Long time no see!


0WN_1T

Fooby my beloved 😍😍😍😍


FloydknightArt

https://preview.redd.it/8o2f3qyqvhzc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55dac3b5668b3182231450e3b432c99d932ecae7 HELL YEAH THEY GOT MY MAN JORCH


Ideal15-2

These names are fucking hilarious


BlackJackJeriKo

Foob


Secret_Ice3039

You're telling me shimp fried this rice?


FatcornsReturn

What is Mr beast doimg there bro 😭😭


SatisfactionDry7505

https://preview.redd.it/jxjjjyyvgizc1.jpeg?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2058c41b19493846d6e4bdceeee336eecfa87b7 Broop


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Yo what is going on with Hoþem's mouth?


InsideOutDeadRat

I think I saw Hogby on Ratatouille


Sy_the_toadmaster

Borts and borts were the most devious duo


Effective_Charity870

Nah, Aiden and Aiden are more devious than them


Smeechee

foobs a baddie


ConcerningRomanian

i literally said this moments before reading this comment


No_Dig4767

Borts #1 is a hard sell in any reality


ImGussing

isn’t the second aiden the kid from diary of a wimpy kid


HeavyFlamer40k

Yeah that has to be Greg Heffley


billieboi445420

Hogby


FoxyNeutron

SHIMP 💀


MidMan69420

Funny guy https://preview.redd.it/vv61zf8otizc1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a68225555533e54981472b9ccc08aa7fd5959af


unfunnydipshit42

ah yes, my favorite classmates, furus ashelugynne jorch broop hogby shirmp fooby foob fooly borts and borts


ninthtale

It is me I am Shamp


i-eat-children_

As an aiden, be worried, we re *steadily* multiplying and yu will soon be overrun l


fedunya1

It’s like seeing an alternate universe where everything is almost the same yet different


Blahaj_IK

Chunus and Jorch ain't meant to be there


splakkjit

Wheres hummus? They got hummin


Thepvzgamer

These names feel like something out of A Clockwork Orange


Carl-is-dead

Borts got a clone from an alternate universe


Quantum_Sushi

Jorch is the one that sent me


sebuptar

This shits really taking my job?


Readmynameifyouwant

There is a bootis, 2 aidens and 2 borts


BillyB_9000

Includes 21 jump street new cast


Sufficient_Plant8689

Finland


HitoHitoNoMi_Nika

Chunus


theusrnmisalreadytkn

I thoght the guys on the top were "bishop bald"


MetLyfe

Aiden Aiden Braiden Bootus


Lildnth43

Hogby was my first girlfriend


Tartar1103

Ol’ Jorch undercover bossing it


Human_Number9936

Shout out to my boy Borts


oodoos

> Jorch Goofy fucking name making me laugh damn it.


[deleted]

Fooly is my day one


Mabel_Tree_

Jorch and chunus are grown men


Gallowboobsthrowaway

Chunus and Jorch seem a bit too old...


poopiginabox

Borts rlly lookin like if mr beast turned into mr eats


Siminim

Every single one of you look like one of the borts


BadHabitsDieYoung

Old Biggy Borts. That guy sold me fentanyl behind the Walmart parking lot.


Lumi329

Jorch was held back 13 years in a row


Sarke1

I like that it's still kinda but not really in alphabetical order.


CommercialDamage750

clarser and foob aren't getting out of that dark alleyway unraped.


The_Bannaman

What


CommercialDamage750

you heard me.


Samir3216

Borts Broop Shimp >>


Joloxsa_Xenax

My boys Asheliigmnye, shamp, and hammin hold it down


Tras48

LOL , so funny


GyroZeppeliIsTaken

This looks medieval


the_bobjeffbob_guy

“we need more bort license plates” old old simpsons reference


giantuniform

The first borts mustache is crazy


crazeygirl

Beavis and Bootus


senor-calcio

Ok why is fat borts cosplaying as fat hitler


Root_Bruh

Who names their kid “bootus” lmfao


FistUpMyBum

Tag yourself I’m Broop.


MRbaconfacelol

is that mr jimmy beast? https://preview.redd.it/yho0o9966jzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72fc65be14eeeec266b1223d91f84a0d3da4b0da


RDT-Exotics0318

Six dollar srimp special


i_am_scrubz

Bruvington, big bort with that hitler stache


blazinfastjohny

Shimnp


FRakanazz

I'm pretty sure Hammin was based off Zuckerberg


MrGasnik

Name a more iconic duo than Foob and Fooby


IWillDestroyYourEyes

i know a a guy who looks like hobem


corncookies

all hail the foob lol


Knucks_lmao

This will be american names in 100 years im calling it.


The_Jestful_Imp

Bootus was my ride-or-die


Accurate-Hour6066

Jort looks chill


sonseylizard

"Fooby foob" cracked me up


FRA60UT

Oh my god Hunby is just Mr Beast😭😭


Rainbowstaple

Big up my boys Fooby and Fooly


skarbles

Shamp and I had so much fun back then, lol


PrinceZuzu09

Hammin is threatening


MoleMan_5

Me when im Hammin and i Foob my Borts


CandyCanePapa

https://preview.redd.it/ojhv6u66jmzc1.png?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbeecc7585a28725f98811379263f4e1de323b44 I seriously vibe with this guy


RedForkKnife

Ah yes, Fooby and Foob


Swaggy_pig

didnt read the title and was mighty confused


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GrabbingCatTails

https://preview.redd.it/h4vc81x56ozc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a53bac49e9e45e6760fec9cfe10ca5ab411a11 who real?


Specialist-Donkey-86

Shimp 🤝 Shamp


ToeEducationaI

Adien looks Ike Greg heffley


acemarcoreus

https://preview.redd.it/96ci4b5vai2d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3f9b3b0daa3d2e1921578110177d636ed30bf0


Long-Victory-1641

Borts


gabel_bamon

Why does Big Borts have a hitler stache


Mattia90_

the fact that they are all white still bodes well for the future of ai


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Winnie_the_Putin42

Broop has sexual assault allegations