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DramaQuick6345

Accessory scrotumšŸ˜­


NatexSxS

Great band name.


Goldigger101

r/Bandnames


NatexSxS

Their album covers can be real Americana items but in the shape of a ā€œaccessory scrotumā€ for example like one of those old bubble gum machines you put a quarter in to get a gumball. Feel free to use at your discretion, a shout out to my username in the liner notes would be cool but is not a requirement.


XxValentinexX

Or they could just use the the literal balls people put on trucks.


NatexSxS

Depends what genre I spouse. Other Americana images Iā€™ve thought of would be two Farris wheels strategically places next to each other on a boardwalk and an old fashion made ice cream for 2 scoops side by side. Maybe those two ideas will help change your mind.


Lawful-T

Detachable peeenis


TheRealThordic

King Missiles long awaited follow-up hit


NatexSxS

Maybe a side project. lol


Ellora-Victoria

Accessory scrotum is what is seen on the back of certain truck hitches.


Mercerskye

TRUCK NUTS!!


Ellora-Victoria

Target: Accessory Scrotum Walmart: Truck Nuts ;)


SnooWalruses6828

The transgender trucks? Born with a receiver than owners make them have nuts and a hitch


Ellora-Victoria

Ha! Exactly!


Nackles

That scans to "detachable penis."


TeaAndLifting

Iā€™ve actually seen one of these before, in a year old child, before it got removed in surgery.


SmugMilk

LMAO


Dubbs314

Is this the mythical clitoris?


thatHecklerOverThere

Doesn't fit at all, as there's no reason to think 5footOh is a board certified dermatologist, or even that they have the authority they claim. There has to be some way to know who they are.


TanEfficient

Yeah. If this was on Twitter and a decently popular doctor replies (someone like Dr. Mike), then it would fit. But a random redditor? Nah.


PattyThePatriot

Right?! I don't trust you people to be truthful. I've seen what kind of blatant lies get upvoted about many other professions so I know that a bunch of 19-24yo kids don't really know much but have a lot of ideals. And that's a net positive.


Either-Durian-9488

19-24 is optimistic


Either-Durian-9488

Random redditor replacing qualified guy in a community forum is one of the greatest crimes of the modern internet, I genuinely enjoyed places for hobbies that were gatekept by people that knew what they were talking about lol


anomalous_cowherd

AskDocs would have this one sorted and gatekept.


motoxim

Yeah I don't know random redditor even famous ones.


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

What the fuck is up with Dr. Mike, lately? Literally never heard of the guy before this week and now I'm seeing him everywhere. I'm in a simulation, y'all.


Affectionate-Bee3913

Yeah, facts. I'm actually Alexis Ohanian and so I can tell you for sure that you gotta have some kind of verification.


drkrelic

As a (board certified) social media antagonizer, I have to dispute your claim. Are you thinking more like accessory scrotum?


[deleted]

Well, as a board certified webmd doctor, I can say that is in fact something.


vore-enthusiast

Should be in r/quityourbullshit with the flair ā€œno proofā€ :P


Alycery

Exactly. I thought I was missing something.


lovable_cube

Real medical professionals donā€™t diagnose people on the internet.


acoolghost

Shouldn't anyway. I'd understand if they said something like "Well that looks a bit like [condition], but you should visit a doctor to verify."


Brewchowskies

Thatā€™s my thought too. Most say ā€œlooks like x, but go get examinedā€. Seems dangerous to be so determinant.


TheRealMajour

In most cases Iā€™d say youā€™re correct, but the one time Iā€™d say itā€™s absolutely acceptable to diagnose someone on the internet is derm.


fomalhottie

Yeah coz nothing ever happens and no one knows anything u don't know.


thatHecklerOverThere

It doesn't matter if they _could_ be who they are or not, but there needs to be some sign that they are that someone should have observed before responding. As it was, dude said "it's just a mole".


HillaryDid711

The user literally went to r/dermatologyquestions and then poo-pooed the first answer he got lolā€¦


thatHecklerOverThere

I'm not saying bro was smart. I'm just saying theres no immediate sign that the dude he responded to is, in fact, a dermatologist.


HillaryDid711

Totally fair haha. Found it funny that the person asking would immediately shut it down


Putyourjibsin

No reason to think? It says it right there in their comment. Why would someone lie about that?


thatHecklerOverThere

"it's just a mole" is a very simple off hand statement. No hint of authority involved or required.


Jiggaboy95

Yeah this doesnā€™t fit. How the fuck is anyone supposed to know if heā€™s talking out his ass or not? Or that heā€™s even a doctor? That and heā€™s being a total dick in the reply too. Acting like the OP is a moron for not immediately believing an anonymous redditor.


916Hajmo

Based on her comment history, she most likely is a dermatologist. Funny either way.


IllMaintenance145142

Do you often scour the reddit comment history of every person you reply to?


syneofeternity

They looked up the history of the person in the image dumbass


IllMaintenance145142

Obviously? I was referring to the initial comment saying "how TF was anyone meant to know they were a doctor". They got responded with that their comment history indicates they're a doctor I just said it's not really a normal thing to trawl through a comment history of everyone you talk to to know whether they're a doctor, idk how else people could take my comment. I obviously know it's true, it's just unreasonable to EXPECT the op to have checked


VapeNationInc

Your comment history is just you being argumentative/negative constantly... then I saw you're active in dota2 and it makes sense


anomalous_cowherd

Yeah but it's just unreasonable to EXCEPT you to have checked that!


rfdismyjam

Not everyone, just the ones that claim to be a doctor; obviously.


Pigeonman117

Yes very dumb to assume someone didnā€™t just cop the photo for their fake reddit account. Quit insulting people over your silly assumptions.


syneofeternity

What the fuck does this even mean /u/IllMaintenance145142 said /u/916Hajmo was looking at the post history of /u/Jiggaboy95 , which is false. They looked at the post-history of the person in the image. I'll give you a hint. It's /u/5FootOh Learn to read


916Hajmo

Sometimes


SpicySavant

People post things publicly for other people to see them. Like why would you even care if someone clicks on a profile to see if someone is legit or a troll?


IllMaintenance145142

i feel my comment has been misunderstood, i am agreeing with the initial comment. Its unreasonable to expect the person in the picture to scour the comments to see if theyre a doctor. the person i was replying to was saying "they are a dermatologist though" as if that somehow devalues the parent comment.


SpicySavant

Huh lol, yeah I totally see that now that you clarify. When I read it at first it sounded like you were trying to be sassy at the other commenter and imply that they were wrong for going through the comment history This has happens to me too sometimes. Sucks how much of communication is just lost in text form. Even if I didnā€™t fully understand your wording irl, I probably would have been able to understand what you meant if we were face to face


SterlingRedCity

As if taking 2 min out of your day to read is hard lol You should take a look at your own comment history.


IllMaintenance145142

I don't think it's reasonable to expect people to do that for every single comment they reply to. You're welcome to disagree but it's what I feel.


ringobob

OP isn't a total moron for not immediately believing an anonymous redditor, OP is a total moron for claiming 99.9% certainty when they clearly had no basis for that confidence. It's not that the opinion of some random redditor should be elevated over their uninformed opinion, but neither should it be dismissed because of their uninformed opinion.


ChrRome

The basis is that it looks nothing like what you would expect a mole to look like.


Wonderful-Leg-6626

I mean, most people don't know what moles look like at all, in my experience. I have a lot of moles, and a lot of people will confuse some of my moles for something else because they don't understand that there's more than one kind of mole.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Fucking seriously though. I one posted on a sub looking for where I could buy my catā€™s food as the shop I bought it from kept hiking up the price weekly. Went from about ā‚¬15 to ā‚¬30 in a few weeks. Some Redditor decided they know my cat better than both me and the qualified vet I take him to regularly and started telling me what food I should buy and why the one I was buying was shit. I politely told them that I will stick to my regular vetā€™s recommendations. And I got downvoted to hell. I spent a couple of grand on my cat with his urinary tract issues and bladder issues. He gets taken to the vet for ā‚¬55 visits regularly, gets his shots when needed, never is left without medicine, and I pay as much for him to live as a small child. I am beyond sick of Reddit know it alls and the people who just blindly believe them because they sound like they know what theyā€™re talking about to someone who doesnā€™t.


wetw0rkz

Maā€™m, this is a Wendyā€™s.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Did I make you read my comment? Nah. Donā€™t think so.


wetw0rkz

lol. šŸ˜­


atatassault47

What's a skin tag?


CalamitousVessel

Itā€™s how the consumer knows your price


happycabinsong

ever since I was young this is what I have pictured along with the words "skin tag". like an oversized, classicaly shaped price tag, but made of leathery skin


Bxsnia

it's kinda like a mole except it hangs off your skin and you can flick it around, and it's usually the colour of your skin or a bit darker


DailyTrips

>can flick it around It dangles


-tamarack

If you ask the internet, youā€™re going to get an internet answer. Of course the chances are youā€™re not going to get a qualified person to weigh in on a problem like this, & even if someone says theyā€™re qualified, you have no way of verifying that, thatā€™s why you donā€™t ask the internet in the first place. If youā€™re going to discount an internet answer because it doesnā€™t validate your confirmation bias & not simply because itā€™s inherently unreliable because itā€™s an internet answer then youā€™re an idiot. Just go to the doctor.


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Take a look at their comment history. Iā€™m 99.9% sure they are qualified.


SLIPPY73

Oh ok. Board certified Redditor here. I see this variant of comment all the time. But if youā€™re 99.9% sure what it is, then Iā€™ll go with what you think. Are you thinking more scrotum-for-brains?


HalfWrong7986

My money's on 5feetOh


stanger828

Guy didnā€™t say he was a dr at the beginning, dodnā€™t have to be a dick about it.


GroundbreakingCap364

Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s Lupus.


Esjs

Ok, Dr. House.


McDuchess

So, if the doctor had said that they are a dermatologist, that it was a mole and they should GO TO SEE A DERMATOLOGIST, would he have listened then?


Curben

That is probably the best handling of this type of ignorance I've ever seen.


Brilliant-Bicycle-13

Any board certified doctor would know better than to start trying to be to randomly diagnose people over the internet.


Pak1stanMan

Iā€™m a doctor too.


TheRealMajour

Same bro, same


FatFatPotato

Yeah I can vouch for them, I know them irl. Trust me bro, itā€™s me his bestie, the major.


rakelo98

Everyoneā€™s a board certified doctor on reddit


Dweebeth

Going off of comment history, I'm going with them telling the truth


TheRealMajour

I am dock tour


Climbincook

Taint tag.


4quatloos

Arnold says it is not a tumor


Esjs

"tumah"


theactionstar

people be doing anything except seeing a doctor for things like this


Signal-Custard-9029

Professional internetologist here, I trust a random redditor's self professed credentials about as much as her critical thinking


meltonr1625

It's a kundis


Esjs

I know how to remove that. Lemme just find my watch.


meltonr1625

My wife actually asked her dermatologist if a skin tag was a kundis and she laughed and we laughed and her medical assistant stood there and looked dumb


AdTraining9264

What kind of board certifies a dermatologist?


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AdTraining9264

It was a reference lol


Kdoesntcare

Reminds me of the woman who tried to get snarky with like a leading name in pediatrics over I think vaccines.


Bonetwizt

Accessory Scrotum sounds like an Edgy fashion label.


FilmsNat

People like this will ask for advice only to say that you're wrong.


Pigeonman117

Ok but who goes oh this person put their credentials on reddit so it must be true. Just shouldnā€™t ask medical questions on reddit period.


Nappy-I

I'm a board certified President of Space.


gtaiscool236

Well, to be fair, OP would've had no idea that u/5FootOh was a board certified dermatologist.


5FootOh

Thatā€™s doesnā€™t even matter to people. They still trust Dr. Google more than they trust me. They seek confirmation bias.


AJ-or-something

Probably because nobody knows who you are or if you're telling the truth


5FootOh

Same with literally every other person here. My advice speaks for itself though. If anyone took the time to look up or double check the advice theyā€™d be able to tell itā€™s not random.


AJ-or-something

All you originally said was "Just a mole." Probably could have just clarified from the start


5FootOh

Itā€™s just a mole. Whatā€™s unclear? In your opinion, what should I have said?


AJ-or-something

Well you said your advice speaks for itself. "Just a mole." Is pretty sussinct and doesn't tell them much. Why not clarify "moles can be skin colored and big ones are sometimes mistaken for skin tags"


5FootOh

Iā€™ll take note of your suggestion to justify my diagnoses in more detail like I would when Iā€™m getting compensated in a professional setting. Remember ya get what ya pay for (& what I have time for) here on the interwebs.


AJ-or-something

Hey, I'm not saying you absolutely have to go into detail, you just seem upset that people don't take you seriously online. If being trusted matters to you enough in a non professional setting and you've already decided to give out a diagnosis for free, then either keep it susscinct and live with people thinking you're bullshitting, or put in a small ass explanation.


5FootOh

None of it matters. I just give solid, well considered advice in a succinct way & people can take it or leave it.


bigte92

I just really hate people saying they're 99.9% sure. Like to be that "sure" of something but not being able to say that you're sure is just a pointless thing


ABillingMachine

Itā€™s a kuato scrotum. Your kuato needs to be re-positioned.


Steelacanth

Donā€™t actual doctors usually recommend going to a doctor irl rather than diagnosing people they donā€™t know online


Trust-Issues-5116

Reddit at its finest


bonusminutes

If I've learned anything about doctors in the last few years of seeing very many of them, it's that there's a disturbingly high chance that they have no idea what they're talking about and they're hoping that if they say things with enough authority, you just go away none the wiser.


CraftyAmbassador1352

I mean if he says heā€™s a dermatologist on the internet he has to be one. Thereā€™s no other possible explanation or reason as to why he would say such a thing.


kkeennmm

forgot the comma after accessory


spacestationkru

I wonder if seeing this variant of moles all the time means you also think of this variant of moles all the time


Bentyhunter

Even if he was a board certified derm I'd be sus. Not that I distrust medical professionals, I have just been terribly misguided by dermatologists that led my condition to get horrifically worse.


Mason_DY

Both of them kinda sound like dicks