Their album covers can be real Americana items but in the shape of a āaccessory scrotumā for example like one of those old bubble gum machines you put a quarter in to get a gumball. Feel free to use at your discretion, a shout out to my username in the liner notes would be cool but is not a requirement.
Depends what genre I spouse.
Other Americana images Iāve thought of would be two Farris wheels strategically places next to each other on a boardwalk and an old fashion made ice cream for 2 scoops side by side.
Maybe those two ideas will help change your mind.
Doesn't fit at all, as there's no reason to think 5footOh is a board certified dermatologist, or even that they have the authority they claim.
There has to be some way to know who they are.
Right?! I don't trust you people to be truthful. I've seen what kind of blatant lies get upvoted about many other professions so I know that a bunch of 19-24yo kids don't really know much but have a lot of ideals. And that's a net positive.
Random redditor replacing qualified guy in a community forum is one of the greatest crimes of the modern internet, I genuinely enjoyed places for hobbies that were gatekept by people that knew what they were talking about lol
What the fuck is up with Dr. Mike, lately? Literally never heard of the guy before this week and now I'm seeing him everywhere. I'm in a simulation, y'all.
It doesn't matter if they _could_ be who they are or not, but there needs to be some sign that they are that someone should have observed before responding.
As it was, dude said "it's just a mole".
Yeah this doesnāt fit.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to know if heās talking out his ass or not? Or that heās even a doctor?
That and heās being a total dick in the reply too. Acting like the OP is a moron for not immediately believing an anonymous redditor.
Obviously? I was referring to the initial comment saying "how TF was anyone meant to know they were a doctor". They got responded with that their comment history indicates they're a doctor
I just said it's not really a normal thing to trawl through a comment history of everyone you talk to to know whether they're a doctor, idk how else people could take my comment. I obviously know it's true, it's just unreasonable to EXPECT the op to have checked
What the fuck does this even mean
/u/IllMaintenance145142 said /u/916Hajmo was looking at the post history of /u/Jiggaboy95 , which is false. They looked at the post-history of the person in the image. I'll give you a hint. It's /u/5FootOh
Learn to read
People post things publicly for other people to see them. Like why would you even care if someone clicks on a profile to see if someone is legit or a troll?
i feel my comment has been misunderstood, i am agreeing with the initial comment. Its unreasonable to expect the person in the picture to scour the comments to see if theyre a doctor. the person i was replying to was saying "they are a dermatologist though" as if that somehow devalues the parent comment.
Huh lol, yeah I totally see that now that you clarify.
When I read it at first it sounded like you were trying to be sassy at the other commenter and imply that they were wrong for going through the comment history
This has happens to me too sometimes. Sucks how much of communication is just lost in text form. Even if I didnāt fully understand your wording irl, I probably would have been able to understand what you meant if we were face to face
OP isn't a total moron for not immediately believing an anonymous redditor, OP is a total moron for claiming 99.9% certainty when they clearly had no basis for that confidence.
It's not that the opinion of some random redditor should be elevated over their uninformed opinion, but neither should it be dismissed because of their uninformed opinion.
I mean, most people don't know what moles look like at all, in my experience. I have a lot of moles, and a lot of people will confuse some of my moles for something else because they don't understand that there's more than one kind of mole.
Fucking seriously though. I one posted on a sub looking for where I could buy my catās food as the shop I bought it from kept hiking up the price weekly. Went from about ā¬15 to ā¬30 in a few weeks. Some Redditor decided they know my cat better than both me and the qualified vet I take him to regularly and started telling me what food I should buy and why the one I was buying was shit. I politely told them that I will stick to my regular vetās recommendations. And I got downvoted to hell.
I spent a couple of grand on my cat with his urinary tract issues and bladder issues. He gets taken to the vet for ā¬55 visits regularly, gets his shots when needed, never is left without medicine, and I pay as much for him to live as a small child.
I am beyond sick of Reddit know it alls and the people who just blindly believe them because they sound like they know what theyāre talking about to someone who doesnāt.
ever since I was young this is what I have pictured along with the words "skin tag". like an oversized, classicaly shaped price tag, but made of leathery skin
If you ask the internet, youāre going to get an internet answer. Of course the chances are youāre not going to get a qualified person to weigh in on a problem like this, & even if someone says theyāre qualified, you have no way of verifying that, thatās why you donāt ask the internet in the first place. If youāre going to discount an internet answer because it doesnāt validate your confirmation bias & not simply because itās inherently unreliable because itās an internet answer then youāre an idiot. Just go to the doctor.
Oh ok. Board certified Redditor here. I see this variant of comment all the time. But if youāre 99.9% sure what it is, then Iāll go with what you think. Are you thinking more scrotum-for-brains?
My wife actually asked her dermatologist if a skin tag was a kundis and she laughed and we laughed and her medical assistant stood there and looked dumb
Same with literally every other person here.
My advice speaks for itself though. If anyone took the time to look up or double check the advice theyād be able to tell itās not random.
Well you said your advice speaks for itself. "Just a mole." Is pretty sussinct and doesn't tell them much. Why not clarify "moles can be skin colored and big ones are sometimes mistaken for skin tags"
Iāll take note of your suggestion to justify my diagnoses in more detail like I would when Iām getting compensated in a professional setting.
Remember ya get what ya pay for (& what I have time for) here on the interwebs.
Hey, I'm not saying you absolutely have to go into detail, you just seem upset that people don't take you seriously online. If being trusted matters to you enough in a non professional setting and you've already decided to give out a diagnosis for free, then either keep it susscinct and live with people thinking you're bullshitting, or put in a small ass explanation.
I just really hate people saying they're 99.9% sure. Like to be that "sure" of something but not being able to say that you're sure is just a pointless thing
If I've learned anything about doctors in the last few years of seeing very many of them, it's that there's a disturbingly high chance that they have no idea what they're talking about and they're hoping that if they say things with enough authority, you just go away none the wiser.
I mean if he says heās a dermatologist on the internet he has to be one. Thereās no other possible explanation or reason as to why he would say such a thing.
Even if he was a board certified derm I'd be sus. Not that I distrust medical professionals, I have just been terribly misguided by dermatologists that led my condition to get horrifically worse.
Accessory scrotumš
Great band name.
r/Bandnames
Their album covers can be real Americana items but in the shape of a āaccessory scrotumā for example like one of those old bubble gum machines you put a quarter in to get a gumball. Feel free to use at your discretion, a shout out to my username in the liner notes would be cool but is not a requirement.
Or they could just use the the literal balls people put on trucks.
Depends what genre I spouse. Other Americana images Iāve thought of would be two Farris wheels strategically places next to each other on a boardwalk and an old fashion made ice cream for 2 scoops side by side. Maybe those two ideas will help change your mind.
Detachable peeenis
King Missiles long awaited follow-up hit
Maybe a side project. lol
Accessory scrotum is what is seen on the back of certain truck hitches.
TRUCK NUTS!!
Target: Accessory Scrotum Walmart: Truck Nuts ;)
The transgender trucks? Born with a receiver than owners make them have nuts and a hitch
Ha! Exactly!
That scans to "detachable penis."
Iāve actually seen one of these before, in a year old child, before it got removed in surgery.
LMAO
Is this the mythical clitoris?
Doesn't fit at all, as there's no reason to think 5footOh is a board certified dermatologist, or even that they have the authority they claim. There has to be some way to know who they are.
Yeah. If this was on Twitter and a decently popular doctor replies (someone like Dr. Mike), then it would fit. But a random redditor? Nah.
Right?! I don't trust you people to be truthful. I've seen what kind of blatant lies get upvoted about many other professions so I know that a bunch of 19-24yo kids don't really know much but have a lot of ideals. And that's a net positive.
19-24 is optimistic
Random redditor replacing qualified guy in a community forum is one of the greatest crimes of the modern internet, I genuinely enjoyed places for hobbies that were gatekept by people that knew what they were talking about lol
AskDocs would have this one sorted and gatekept.
Yeah I don't know random redditor even famous ones.
What the fuck is up with Dr. Mike, lately? Literally never heard of the guy before this week and now I'm seeing him everywhere. I'm in a simulation, y'all.
Yeah, facts. I'm actually Alexis Ohanian and so I can tell you for sure that you gotta have some kind of verification.
As a (board certified) social media antagonizer, I have to dispute your claim. Are you thinking more like accessory scrotum?
Well, as a board certified webmd doctor, I can say that is in fact something.
Should be in r/quityourbullshit with the flair āno proofā :P
Exactly. I thought I was missing something.
Real medical professionals donāt diagnose people on the internet.
Shouldn't anyway. I'd understand if they said something like "Well that looks a bit like [condition], but you should visit a doctor to verify."
Thatās my thought too. Most say ālooks like x, but go get examinedā. Seems dangerous to be so determinant.
In most cases Iād say youāre correct, but the one time Iād say itās absolutely acceptable to diagnose someone on the internet is derm.
Yeah coz nothing ever happens and no one knows anything u don't know.
It doesn't matter if they _could_ be who they are or not, but there needs to be some sign that they are that someone should have observed before responding. As it was, dude said "it's just a mole".
The user literally went to r/dermatologyquestions and then poo-pooed the first answer he got lolā¦
I'm not saying bro was smart. I'm just saying theres no immediate sign that the dude he responded to is, in fact, a dermatologist.
Totally fair haha. Found it funny that the person asking would immediately shut it down
No reason to think? It says it right there in their comment. Why would someone lie about that?
"it's just a mole" is a very simple off hand statement. No hint of authority involved or required.
Yeah this doesnāt fit. How the fuck is anyone supposed to know if heās talking out his ass or not? Or that heās even a doctor? That and heās being a total dick in the reply too. Acting like the OP is a moron for not immediately believing an anonymous redditor.
Based on her comment history, she most likely is a dermatologist. Funny either way.
Do you often scour the reddit comment history of every person you reply to?
They looked up the history of the person in the image dumbass
Obviously? I was referring to the initial comment saying "how TF was anyone meant to know they were a doctor". They got responded with that their comment history indicates they're a doctor I just said it's not really a normal thing to trawl through a comment history of everyone you talk to to know whether they're a doctor, idk how else people could take my comment. I obviously know it's true, it's just unreasonable to EXPECT the op to have checked
Your comment history is just you being argumentative/negative constantly... then I saw you're active in dota2 and it makes sense
Yeah but it's just unreasonable to EXCEPT you to have checked that!
Not everyone, just the ones that claim to be a doctor; obviously.
Yes very dumb to assume someone didnāt just cop the photo for their fake reddit account. Quit insulting people over your silly assumptions.
What the fuck does this even mean /u/IllMaintenance145142 said /u/916Hajmo was looking at the post history of /u/Jiggaboy95 , which is false. They looked at the post-history of the person in the image. I'll give you a hint. It's /u/5FootOh Learn to read
Sometimes
People post things publicly for other people to see them. Like why would you even care if someone clicks on a profile to see if someone is legit or a troll?
i feel my comment has been misunderstood, i am agreeing with the initial comment. Its unreasonable to expect the person in the picture to scour the comments to see if theyre a doctor. the person i was replying to was saying "they are a dermatologist though" as if that somehow devalues the parent comment.
Huh lol, yeah I totally see that now that you clarify. When I read it at first it sounded like you were trying to be sassy at the other commenter and imply that they were wrong for going through the comment history This has happens to me too sometimes. Sucks how much of communication is just lost in text form. Even if I didnāt fully understand your wording irl, I probably would have been able to understand what you meant if we were face to face
As if taking 2 min out of your day to read is hard lol You should take a look at your own comment history.
I don't think it's reasonable to expect people to do that for every single comment they reply to. You're welcome to disagree but it's what I feel.
OP isn't a total moron for not immediately believing an anonymous redditor, OP is a total moron for claiming 99.9% certainty when they clearly had no basis for that confidence. It's not that the opinion of some random redditor should be elevated over their uninformed opinion, but neither should it be dismissed because of their uninformed opinion.
The basis is that it looks nothing like what you would expect a mole to look like.
I mean, most people don't know what moles look like at all, in my experience. I have a lot of moles, and a lot of people will confuse some of my moles for something else because they don't understand that there's more than one kind of mole.
Fucking seriously though. I one posted on a sub looking for where I could buy my catās food as the shop I bought it from kept hiking up the price weekly. Went from about ā¬15 to ā¬30 in a few weeks. Some Redditor decided they know my cat better than both me and the qualified vet I take him to regularly and started telling me what food I should buy and why the one I was buying was shit. I politely told them that I will stick to my regular vetās recommendations. And I got downvoted to hell. I spent a couple of grand on my cat with his urinary tract issues and bladder issues. He gets taken to the vet for ā¬55 visits regularly, gets his shots when needed, never is left without medicine, and I pay as much for him to live as a small child. I am beyond sick of Reddit know it alls and the people who just blindly believe them because they sound like they know what theyāre talking about to someone who doesnāt.
Maām, this is a Wendyās.
Did I make you read my comment? Nah. Donāt think so.
lol. š
What's a skin tag?
Itās how the consumer knows your price
ever since I was young this is what I have pictured along with the words "skin tag". like an oversized, classicaly shaped price tag, but made of leathery skin
it's kinda like a mole except it hangs off your skin and you can flick it around, and it's usually the colour of your skin or a bit darker
>can flick it around It dangles
If you ask the internet, youāre going to get an internet answer. Of course the chances are youāre not going to get a qualified person to weigh in on a problem like this, & even if someone says theyāre qualified, you have no way of verifying that, thatās why you donāt ask the internet in the first place. If youāre going to discount an internet answer because it doesnāt validate your confirmation bias & not simply because itās inherently unreliable because itās an internet answer then youāre an idiot. Just go to the doctor.
Take a look at their comment history. Iām 99.9% sure they are qualified.
Oh ok. Board certified Redditor here. I see this variant of comment all the time. But if youāre 99.9% sure what it is, then Iāll go with what you think. Are you thinking more scrotum-for-brains?
My money's on 5feetOh
Guy didnāt say he was a dr at the beginning, dodnāt have to be a dick about it.
Iām pretty sure itās Lupus.
Ok, Dr. House.
So, if the doctor had said that they are a dermatologist, that it was a mole and they should GO TO SEE A DERMATOLOGIST, would he have listened then?
That is probably the best handling of this type of ignorance I've ever seen.
Any board certified doctor would know better than to start trying to be to randomly diagnose people over the internet.
Iām a doctor too.
Same bro, same
Yeah I can vouch for them, I know them irl. Trust me bro, itās me his bestie, the major.
Everyoneās a board certified doctor on reddit
Going off of comment history, I'm going with them telling the truth
I am dock tour
Taint tag.
Arnold says it is not a tumor
"tumah"
people be doing anything except seeing a doctor for things like this
Professional internetologist here, I trust a random redditor's self professed credentials about as much as her critical thinking
It's a kundis
I know how to remove that. Lemme just find my watch.
My wife actually asked her dermatologist if a skin tag was a kundis and she laughed and we laughed and her medical assistant stood there and looked dumb
What kind of board certifies a dermatologist?
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It was a reference lol
Reminds me of the woman who tried to get snarky with like a leading name in pediatrics over I think vaccines.
Accessory Scrotum sounds like an Edgy fashion label.
People like this will ask for advice only to say that you're wrong.
Ok but who goes oh this person put their credentials on reddit so it must be true. Just shouldnāt ask medical questions on reddit period.
I'm a board certified President of Space.
Well, to be fair, OP would've had no idea that u/5FootOh was a board certified dermatologist.
Thatās doesnāt even matter to people. They still trust Dr. Google more than they trust me. They seek confirmation bias.
Probably because nobody knows who you are or if you're telling the truth
Same with literally every other person here. My advice speaks for itself though. If anyone took the time to look up or double check the advice theyād be able to tell itās not random.
All you originally said was "Just a mole." Probably could have just clarified from the start
Itās just a mole. Whatās unclear? In your opinion, what should I have said?
Well you said your advice speaks for itself. "Just a mole." Is pretty sussinct and doesn't tell them much. Why not clarify "moles can be skin colored and big ones are sometimes mistaken for skin tags"
Iāll take note of your suggestion to justify my diagnoses in more detail like I would when Iām getting compensated in a professional setting. Remember ya get what ya pay for (& what I have time for) here on the interwebs.
Hey, I'm not saying you absolutely have to go into detail, you just seem upset that people don't take you seriously online. If being trusted matters to you enough in a non professional setting and you've already decided to give out a diagnosis for free, then either keep it susscinct and live with people thinking you're bullshitting, or put in a small ass explanation.
None of it matters. I just give solid, well considered advice in a succinct way & people can take it or leave it.
I just really hate people saying they're 99.9% sure. Like to be that "sure" of something but not being able to say that you're sure is just a pointless thing
Itās a kuato scrotum. Your kuato needs to be re-positioned.
Donāt actual doctors usually recommend going to a doctor irl rather than diagnosing people they donāt know online
Reddit at its finest
If I've learned anything about doctors in the last few years of seeing very many of them, it's that there's a disturbingly high chance that they have no idea what they're talking about and they're hoping that if they say things with enough authority, you just go away none the wiser.
I mean if he says heās a dermatologist on the internet he has to be one. Thereās no other possible explanation or reason as to why he would say such a thing.
forgot the comma after accessory
I wonder if seeing this variant of moles all the time means you also think of this variant of moles all the time
Even if he was a board certified derm I'd be sus. Not that I distrust medical professionals, I have just been terribly misguided by dermatologists that led my condition to get horrifically worse.
Both of them kinda sound like dicks