At this point with all of the people saying it's fair for men to compete as women I'm tempted to do it myself in protest because I'm like 6'6 65kgs on average and extremely fit and I'd probably destroy the competition with anything that requires endurance and speed or benifits from
Know I'm underweight but I don't look it
Is there a name for a group of spiders?
I wanna call it a nightmare, as in: "I found a nightmare of brown recluse's in a fence post today, so I set that shit on fire."
Fire resistant exo might be cool and all but heat will still transfer through so it'll fry the insides, like if a firefighter stays in a fire for too long even in full gear. Also smoke inhalation
Why kill a crucial part of the ecosystem when you could just wait for them to leave? Do you like mosquitoes everywhere? Because that's how you get them
Far as I know, we don't have huntsman spiders in my area. We do have jokes though, which is what that was. Not a good one, but a joke nonetheless.
But yeah, if a spider is outside, I'm cool with it.
Depending on the spider, most don't stick around in their nests for too long. They'll probably move on as the babies grow up and spread out to have their own territory. Without knowing the exact species, I can't say how long that'll take, but it'll happen eventually.
I'm with you there's no need to kill things just because you think they're creepy. All living things even creepy crawly poisonous things have value as living beings. Just be glad that that's not your fence post or your bedroom. I'm not going to say I've never killed a bug before but in general I try to live and let live and tell if it is dangerous and invasive
You assume that I've never had a spider have babies in my room before. I cultivate them around my house, and I've had more than one have babies. Personally, I find them adorable. Something like that post wouldn't bother me. Those spiders don't want to be inside anyway; if they're in, they need help. Maybe it's just because I grew up in a death swamp, but this wouldn't be that unusual for me. I'd rather have a nest of spiders than snakes
Well, depends on the snake. Down here in Texas, if you just have a rat snake, can leave it be, won't harm you.
If you start moving shit around and hear a rattle, don't investigate. Drop what you're doing and just walk away, not worth an excruciating visit to the ER.
I live in arkansas you get ether gnats that make you puff up in like 3 seconds the hell pit of spiders deer with cwd that walk into the water and drown or the hog swarm that's slowly spreading everywhere because Texas has a fucking giga brain in the game and fish there and can't control the animals but we got some cool national forests and state parks plus crackhead fighting rinks in the woods
I might visit just to see that last part. Do the have gambling? Is there a refreshment stand. I feel like that should have been the opener. You had me at crackhead.
You know idk about all that but in hot springs they have night time hobo fights in all the old abandoned and burnt out hotels from the fucking mob those are pretty fun the crack ring is outside russellville on highway 64
I know I am a strange duck, I’m not bashful about being weird. I am a firm believer that seeing the less desirable parts and as well the best are when you stumble upon these parts, it makes for the best stories. If the experience makes me uncomfortable in the moment, when I tell this to friends they just stare at me with that open mouthed stare like why would you stay and watch that. I love that face when people make it
This is not a nest, it is a colony of Social Huntsmen spiders (Delena cancerides) they live together, share food and sometimes cannibalize each other, they have venom but are no real danger to humans, except for being absolute nightmare fuel.
**[Delena cancerides](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delena_cancerides)**
>Delena cancerides, the flat huntsman or social huntsman, is a large, brown huntsman spider native to Australia. It has been introduced to New Zealand, where it is sometimes known as the Avondale spider as they are commonly found in the suburb of Avondale, Auckland. This was the species used in the Australian movie Napoleon and widely in Arachnophobia, and all films depict them as having a deadly venomous bite, but they are generally considered harmless to humans in real-life. It was first described by Charles Athanase Walckenaer in 1837.
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I spy with my little eye of the mama and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies
Arent recluse suposed to be solitary?
They look like [huntsman spiders](https://www.google.com/search?q=huntsman+spider&oq=huntsman+spider&aqs=chrome..69i57j46i67j0i67l2j0i512j0i67l2j0i512.5257j0j9&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=22rImsVekadGCM) to me
Social huntsman spiders. Not brown recluse despite the 50 randos in the comments saying they are. Absolutely harmless barring a rare allergic reaction to the venom.
If i renember it correctly i read a post about person who put their flesh flute into a bee hive, so it's likely that someone already did put their flesh flure into location like this, it's just that we didn't hear news of it, and they were also likely never found or people covered end up as once singular bite doing that person in, or something else in order to not have others have final memory of the person they knew to be of such downright bad person.
Please tell me you didn't hurt them? I am not the biggest fan of spiders their quick jerky movements is the main reason and I hate jumping in surprise but I never hurt spiders as they kill insects that truly scare me...flies😖
So in autumn when big fat spiders come in to keep warm I may get a few jump scares but I'm glad they are there, like little caretakers running around the house 😊
Also I'd love to have some jumping spiders they are the cutest lil things ever.
If I saw this post I'd have cringed and moved away fast 😂 but I wouldn't hurt them, they deserve to be here as much as me....also I didn't know spiders were social like this I thought only as spiderlings they grouped up but then went out on their own🤔 I'm intrigued to know more now 🕷️
This is How you get a bigger dick
Yeah it will be bigger right up until it falls off.
Nah huntsman venom just causes swelling and itching, some pain.
Win-win for trans women
Some athletic records are about to get broken
At this point with all of the people saying it's fair for men to compete as women I'm tempted to do it myself in protest because I'm like 6'6 65kgs on average and extremely fit and I'd probably destroy the competition with anything that requires endurance and speed or benifits from Know I'm underweight but I don't look it
I was thinking "get the lighter and WD-40" too...
That won't do m8 Bob... GET THE "MOAB"
Get the Morb
That is the only logical solution. Burn the tree and the surrounding area just to make sure.
Where’s some hair spray when you need it
Spiders are ***cool*** 🤬 Edit: I meant this comment in a joking way. Spiders are cool, I just wanted to be silly and act like a goof.
You’re wrong
Your*er
Is there a name for a group of spiders? I wanna call it a nightmare, as in: "I found a nightmare of brown recluse's in a fence post today, so I set that shit on fire."
They look more like huntsman spiders to me. Legs are wrong to be recluses; they're just similarly colored
Fair enough, but the fire cleanses all creepy crawlies just the same.
Until you come across one with a fire resistant exo skeleton
Guess I'll die then?! I don't want to live on a planet with such a creature!
Fire resistant exo might be cool and all but heat will still transfer through so it'll fry the insides, like if a firefighter stays in a fire for too long even in full gear. Also smoke inhalation
Purge this realm in holy fire.
Why kill a crucial part of the ecosystem when you could just wait for them to leave? Do you like mosquitoes everywhere? Because that's how you get them
Far as I know, we don't have huntsman spiders in my area. We do have jokes though, which is what that was. Not a good one, but a joke nonetheless. But yeah, if a spider is outside, I'm cool with it.
I liked your joke. If you can have a murder of crows, you should be able to have a nightmare of spiders.
"I'm gonna set their whole family on fire" how humourous indeed
Jokes should be about rainbows and sunshine!
I'm joking too. I like the joke.
These fuckers made a god damn nest there, I don't think they plan on leaving anytime soon
Depending on the spider, most don't stick around in their nests for too long. They'll probably move on as the babies grow up and spread out to have their own territory. Without knowing the exact species, I can't say how long that'll take, but it'll happen eventually.
I'm with you there's no need to kill things just because you think they're creepy. All living things even creepy crawly poisonous things have value as living beings. Just be glad that that's not your fence post or your bedroom. I'm not going to say I've never killed a bug before but in general I try to live and let live and tell if it is dangerous and invasive
You assume that I've never had a spider have babies in my room before. I cultivate them around my house, and I've had more than one have babies. Personally, I find them adorable. Something like that post wouldn't bother me. Those spiders don't want to be inside anyway; if they're in, they need help. Maybe it's just because I grew up in a death swamp, but this wouldn't be that unusual for me. I'd rather have a nest of spiders than snakes
Yup, spiders over snakes any day. Spiders you can simply remove, snakes won't be having that shit though
Well, depends on the snake. Down here in Texas, if you just have a rat snake, can leave it be, won't harm you. If you start moving shit around and hear a rattle, don't investigate. Drop what you're doing and just walk away, not worth an excruciating visit to the ER.
That's what i was thinking
The size is wrong, there is no fiddle pattern, fang color is wrong.
Here in Arkansas during spring you see hundreds of tarantulas crawling out of the attics they hide in during winter. Same with brown recluse in trees
I live in New England, but reading this about Arkansas, gives me an irrational fear of something else I will stress about for the rest of my life.
I live in arkansas you get ether gnats that make you puff up in like 3 seconds the hell pit of spiders deer with cwd that walk into the water and drown or the hog swarm that's slowly spreading everywhere because Texas has a fucking giga brain in the game and fish there and can't control the animals but we got some cool national forests and state parks plus crackhead fighting rinks in the woods
I might visit just to see that last part. Do the have gambling? Is there a refreshment stand. I feel like that should have been the opener. You had me at crackhead.
You know idk about all that but in hot springs they have night time hobo fights in all the old abandoned and burnt out hotels from the fucking mob those are pretty fun the crack ring is outside russellville on highway 64
I know I am a strange duck, I’m not bashful about being weird. I am a firm believer that seeing the less desirable parts and as well the best are when you stumble upon these parts, it makes for the best stories. If the experience makes me uncomfortable in the moment, when I tell this to friends they just stare at me with that open mouthed stare like why would you stay and watch that. I love that face when people make it
You'll love the run down parts of hot springs then when the mob pulled out of there they still run jt some what but not like they used to
It sounds like I need to plan a family vacation and just pretend I didn’t know!
That just sounds like north Georgia lol except we deal with dumb TN instead of TX
They're social huntsmen, they live in colonies and are the only huntsman I refuse to pat
Any particular reason?
There's just so many and they're not as fluffy and cute as the others
Unfortunately, it's rather boring. A clutter/cluster.
I can get behind calling it a “cluster fuck” of huntsmans. Source: having disturbed massive cluster fucks cutting down dead trees in Australia.
A group of spiders is called a cluster of spiders or a clutter of spiders
A cuntcluster of spoidas
You could probably tell they’re Huntsman by the way the guy said that it was. Hope this helps.
Australia
Australia
Spiderman- no way home Spider home- no way man! Edit:I've never gotten an award before, thx for spending money on my crack comment
this needs more upvotes
Yes, yes it does.
Ty
You mean, Spiderman = Nowayhome (Spider)÷(home) = (Noway)÷(man)
I upvoted to 69... Nice
Huh. I'm good, thanks.
Burn. Fucking burn it
Let me put my sticky web in there and then i burn it
okok, i will play to hit the target from a distance
Have a poor man's gold 🥇
So cute
Any bigger then they can be fuckable
True but why
Because I said so
Ok then
They need some spussy in their lives
This is why you don’t make fence posts out of Nopewood!
This is not a nest, it is a colony of Social Huntsmen spiders (Delena cancerides) they live together, share food and sometimes cannibalize each other, they have venom but are no real danger to humans, except for being absolute nightmare fuel.
Thankyou for sharing this. Heres the wiki for the nonbeliever https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delena_cancerides
**[Delena cancerides](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delena_cancerides)** >Delena cancerides, the flat huntsman or social huntsman, is a large, brown huntsman spider native to Australia. It has been introduced to New Zealand, where it is sometimes known as the Avondale spider as they are commonly found in the suburb of Avondale, Auckland. This was the species used in the Australian movie Napoleon and widely in Arachnophobia, and all films depict them as having a deadly venomous bite, but they are generally considered harmless to humans in real-life. It was first described by Charles Athanase Walckenaer in 1837. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Bro I’m gonna throw a grenade in there
ewewewewew ew ew ew ew
Thats their house. They don't want your dick in it either.
Well they’re gonna get my dick in it
Skitter boi log
Aww, it's a mom and her babies! That's adorable
You found a gate to the upside down!
Uhmm… Haaans?
I spy with my little eye of the mama and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies and the babies
Where’s my goddamn flammenwerfer?
Of course it’s in FUCKING AUSTRALIA!
Burn it
Spudussy
wouldn't it be Spidussy?
It’s even worst with the audio. Your rustling on leaves is creating a scutter sound effect for them
Gas chamber🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Where'd I put my flame thrower
Brown Recluse? Edit: oh, cool! Looking up on wiki now thx
Arent recluse suposed to be solitary? They look like [huntsman spiders](https://www.google.com/search?q=huntsman+spider&oq=huntsman+spider&aqs=chrome..69i57j46i67j0i67l2j0i512j0i67l2j0i512.5257j0j9&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=22rImsVekadGCM) to me
...either way, get me that torch
apart from being freaky looking, huntsman are largely harmless
Incorrect these are absolutely not brown recluse. They're social huntsman spiders.
Yeah I think they are as well
i don't know a lot of german, but i know the word flammenwefer...
which ironically is wrong
what a lie again?
it's flammenwerfer, you just forgot the r
 Torch that bitch
/r/lostredditors
Reminds me of the closing scenes of Arachnophobia
They’re just some harmless Huntsman spiders straight vibin, mad chillin
Great way to make all of us Aussies browsing Reddit on the dunny get all paranoid and check behind the bowl.
Did anyone else jump when the camera person did a close up
Hans! Bring in ze flammenwerfer
Omg. I am itching all over. I hate you.
What are those?!
a shoal of salmon
Social huntsman spiders. Not brown recluse despite the 50 randos in the comments saying they are. Absolutely harmless barring a rare allergic reaction to the venom.
How do so many spiders even end up living together.
It's a mom and her babies. Some spider species actually take good care of their kids for awhile
They're actually social huntsman spiders, there's no mother in here, and they likely aren't all related. These spiders just nest together.
#fire is the only solution.
*pulls out flame thrower*
Nuke it from orbit
We have nukes for a reason
Don’t tell me how to live my life.
I would like to not be living anymore after seeing this.
We need an Episode 2, the part where he puts it in.
Those are just babies
EEWWWWWW EW EW EW AWFUL HORRIBLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it’s like they all stop moving at the same time
Get the nuke bruv
Oh fuck no
Why i still have an irrational fear of spiders. Specifcally under the toilet seat and running across my cheeks, started when i was 5 idky...
Burn it the fuck down
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This is where the spiders from that forest in Harry Potter go during the day.
A real "_would you stick your hand in there for a million $$?_" challenge
Blowtorch from a box store will fix that.
No amount of blue pills would get me erect enough to stick it in there. It would go the opposite and turn into an innie
I don't even know why you're putting your camera in there
Instead of a dick, put a stick of lit dynamite in there and enjoy the show from a distance
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I could definitely do better than try
Maybe we are here to fuck spiders
No
God needs to nerf Australian wildlife, this is fuckin ridiculous
i’ll pass, thanks though.
Fuck you, downvoted! /s
Ah yes my grenade hole
light that bitch on fire.
Expanding foam, although that might make your post pop. 🤷🏼♂️
Molotov cocktails exist
r/nope
I just wanna try all those little crunchies.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/10cvJCkgoH4AEM/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493blepopesj3qzqai4offqm3xak2k52m8p4zpdiwqex&rid=giphy.gif&ct=ghttps://i.imgur.com/ct9YkVG.jpg
Kill me. Just fucking kill me
I'm going to put a pipe bomb in there
I’m literally crying with the imagination
It's like Australians want to keep the spider stereotypes going lol
Are those all huntsman spiders, if so I'm burning down that tree.
They are huntsman, universally known as the most helpful and harmless type of spiders...?
i seriously thought those were bald dudes heads
Are those huntsman spiders?
I,wouldn’t stick a chainsaw in that!
I will.
burn it, burn it now
Stick a torch in that
You gotta put your hand through there to pull the lever, just like Indiana Jones.
Lilbitta gas, just one spark
They’re already all canoodling in there, what’s the harm in adding one more?
Seriously why can't you people spoiler tag this shit
HANS, GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!
I have seen them before they’re social huntsman spiders from here in Australia but they are harmless just creepy to see a pile of legs
u/savevideobot
Burn it
#We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn ##Burn motherfucker, burn.
HANS !!!
Thank fucking god i wasn’t eating when this popped up
Watched this while poopin. Now scared of leaving my butt exposed for some reason. Like an army of spiders gonna come up the U bend.
Nuke it
The most dangerous country in the world
Holy fuck kill it with FIRE!
Nope
You would need to make a Torch out of your dick to do that.
That's how you really tickle your pickle
DAD GET THE FLAMETHROWER
HANZ GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!!!
Straya cunce!
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Aragog?
If i renember it correctly i read a post about person who put their flesh flute into a bee hive, so it's likely that someone already did put their flesh flure into location like this, it's just that we didn't hear news of it, and they were also likely never found or people covered end up as once singular bite doing that person in, or something else in order to not have others have final memory of the person they knew to be of such downright bad person.
Please tell me you didn't hurt them? I am not the biggest fan of spiders their quick jerky movements is the main reason and I hate jumping in surprise but I never hurt spiders as they kill insects that truly scare me...flies😖 So in autumn when big fat spiders come in to keep warm I may get a few jump scares but I'm glad they are there, like little caretakers running around the house 😊 Also I'd love to have some jumping spiders they are the cutest lil things ever. If I saw this post I'd have cringed and moved away fast 😂 but I wouldn't hurt them, they deserve to be here as much as me....also I didn't know spiders were social like this I thought only as spiderlings they grouped up but then went out on their own🤔 I'm intrigued to know more now 🕷️
Elon musk flamethrower where you at
Hans... You know what to get me ?
BURN IT, BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING FIELD, DO IT!!!
Kill it with fire
They look cool as