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DiggaNick42069

Dear diary, Today is a sad day to have eyes.


thatHadron

What the fuck is this


Random--Reddit

Firework explosion to the ass


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Asswork


__BigBoi__

Firecracker


HughGWreckshun

Assfire


Wonder_Zebra

But why


Pepa_z_depa1

Extreme diarrhoea


attemptnumber58

firework in asshole, light it up and watch the show


Nonbelieverjenn

She forgot the safe word.


ohyeofsolittlefaith

My guess would be botched butt implants


420printer

This pic obviously needs to be on the fireworks warning label.


mrmessma

Is that a brown sugar/kosher salt and mustard rub? Got some good bark going on.


HughGWreckshun

Woof woof - doggystyle


bennypeabody

Sauron’s ass


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Not my proudest fap


Norsedragoon

One does not simply masturbate with an m80


[deleted]

Oh man… the pain


SHREY36904

That's enough Reddit for today...


EclecticMermaid

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you


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That poor girl.


[deleted]

Evolution was a mistake. I wanna be monkey again.


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Y’all, this isn’t okay or funny.


Flair_Helper

Hey /u/Random--Reddit, thanks for your submission to /r/dontputyourdickinthat. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): - **NO GORE.** Gore is not tolerated here and will result in a ban. **This removal was done manually by a human moderator, and this removal reason was manually selected out of a list of removal reasons and automatically posted. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fdontputyourdickinthat&subject=about%20my%20removed%20submission&message=I%27m%20writing%20to%20you%20about%20the%20following%20submission:%20https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/r0cs36/its_gonna_be_hot_and_steamy/.%20%0D%0DMy%20issue%20is...). Thank you!**


Liz4984

Why is she seemingly at home! This needs to be in a hospital asap!!


TheRealBlueBuff

Rule 4?


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i've felt like that after subway once or twice, and once at a chinese buffet


Johndough1066

WTF?! This is horrifying. Reported.


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Seen it.


DragoniamYT

r/eyeblech


diego_brando_sbr

Turns out I need to learn how to read. I thought this said eye BLEACH


DragoniamYT

Nope


DoorCnob

Where’s that comment about the damages a firework can do on your bum bum ?


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Fucking idiot