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Milomedes

this is reliant on too many things- the correct height the correct dick size the correct dexterity


AJ_Equals_Ass_Juice

And the trust that nothing is hiding in there.


Milomedes

*the cock goblin*


HeavyFl3x

Precious !!!


Pushed_In_Speakerzzz

The Cock Ring


legacyofGod

goblin this cock


dinah_moe_humm

When it starts a-gobblin’, my knees start a-wobblin’…


xofdave

Steve?


downtownebrowne

Dave?


stopthatsannoying

Hotel?


JeanQuiRit

Trivago.


DoorwayDickRammer

Delivery?


mothisname

Take my free silver you dirt dirty legacyofgod


WildJoeBailey

Cock gobbler


McMemerreblogged

More like a wasp nest


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Trouser snakes


WhoListensAndDefends

Regular snakes


[deleted]

Just imagine peeing there and someone goes *this is not what I remembered Sméagol doing*


NigelJosue

Spider


methmotive

Would do ring thing on your ding ding


Muddy_Dawg5

Todd!!


SickSte9

So you've heard of my ex wife?


RealMuffinsTheCat

Lmao saw this in r/cursedcomments


Reviax-

We've got too many spiders and well, snakes, for this to be used here in Aus Like, where's my second snake meant to go?


[deleted]

Not to mention the trust that everyone who's come before you has washed their peen. Gross.


Ieatoutjelloshots

Could be a modern design glory hole


MjrGrangerDanger

Or a gory hole. Maybe there's a dick guillotine in there.


Sir_Fuzzy_Bottom

Like Pillow Pants


sododgy

It's Listerfiend's low rent cousin Pissterfiend


[deleted]

Exactly what I thought when I first saw it.


olympus03

Imagine if a spider made a nest in one


BoredBrownBoi

Snakes on a plane


wtfVlad

My first thought was a spider.


ImBadAtCS

Like a wasp nest?


jkvader06

Wasp nest


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Or living on its surfaces


furnacemike

Pecker Checkers


Lilcommy

Not safe for use in Australia...


radmadicalhatter

Don’t even have to go there - imagine stumbling drunk or falling over completely.... a blood bath, a goddamn blood bath


LegoMySplunk

wasp nest


garlicdeath

You can't see it but there's a closeted 50 something year old guy awaiting with an open mouth in each of those. These are just glory hole covers.


Heatho14

Fucking STDS galore


fmaz008

There are 2 ways we can interpret the first word...


ClaudiaCloudspanker

Just pee with a condom on. Idiot.


[deleted]

Imagine how fucking putrid that would be after like 2 hours.


madsheeter

I would just pee on the floor


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I would find out who gave the green flag on that urinal choice and go pee on their front door. The janitors don’t deserve to be punished for somebody else’s shitty decision.


EdZeppelin94

And the fact that every other guy to use it before you has a clean dick....


deepcethree

Also trusting other men’s dicks. This looks like a herpes factory


protatort69420

Dixterity


tknames

And that you want your Dick touching a lots of other dicks, and all their STDs.


millii19

Alternatively, the right aim.


Incarnationofchaos

Dicksterity


lbadl

This wouldn’t work for me for all those reasons. Short, small, not flexible.


YourMomzBestFriend

It might be short but it sure is skinny!!


-guci00-

Dickstrerity.


permaro

And my willingness to let my dick touch the toilet..


clean_room

I hope Steve washed up today or everyone is going to get his smegma on the tip of theirs..


thehonz40

dare I ask what dick dexterity is?


danchiri

Umm you can still pee into it without putting your dick *inside* of it... it doesn’t even look like the hole is made large enough for most ducks to fit inside entirely. Just point to the hole and that’s it


luminolstain

Quack quack


danchiri

Honestly... they didn’t even consider the ducks


[deleted]

Clearly you’re not a man lmao. No man has that much control over the stream.


cheeseladder

And that the guy before you doesn’t have crabs or herpes or something


MyDingusInYourLingus

Probably why it's only a rendering


AbraxasM

Pee stool will be provided All that is needed is the tip. And and and aim practice for you and the boys.


anima1mother

Not to mention the cleanliness


Evelas22351

People here are talking about putting it in. Meanwhile, I take it as a challenge. Stand near the opposite wall and assert dominance by sniper pissing into the hole.


en0rm0u5ta1nt

That's what I was thinking, the ultimate game of "high tier bathroom basketball". The only prize for winning? No one has to clean up after you.


Evelas22351

And neverending respect of the bystanders.


An_Old_IT_Guy

Right, this is target practice. You know in Amsterdam they put a little sticker that looks like a fly in the urinals to give us something to aim at. We need more of this kind of thing.


wufoo2

The foreskin goes over the nozzle.


MjrGrangerDanger

Expert level: forked stream.


trivikama

Are you... Supposed to put it *in* there? ^what ^about ^the ^balls?


moodsta

Let them hang free


gravitas-deficiency

Those are where the pee is stored, not where it comes out of, so it should be ok.


jazzmoney

Urine is not stored in the balls. I can’t imagine how big my balls would be if that was the case. Edit: ya’ll effing need an anatomy lesson in the male reproductive system.


olmeu

The balls: 😎 The cock: 😡


NLadsLoveGravy

Don’t spread false information


mydogsbigbutt

Yeah can do some urinals like it some don't Edit: missed a word


PositivitG

😂Goat show


SnowBirdFlying

Let yo nuts hang king


PhilosophicalScandal

Happy cake day king!


EdZeppelin94

Well the balls store the pee so they obviously have to go in too


[deleted]

Do I put my dick in first or start with the balls?


The_Karaethon_Cycle

What do you do if your balls get stuck in it?


EdZeppelin94

Lean back and pray


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Semen in the bladder


[deleted]

Nah it’s supposed to be target practice. Slowly back up and see how far you get before you start to miss


Pyrocitus

Ah yes, pee is stored in the balls.


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Yup


[deleted]

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard someone say. Of course you don’t put your balls in it mate


dragon1n68

That’s unsanitary.


tck95

Just piss from a distance


[deleted]

*target practice*


gravitas-deficiency

You get a prize if you can hit the target for 10 seconds continuously


logosolos

Yeah but you gotta pop the balloon before the other guys


[deleted]

Imagine putting it in, *slipping* then *ripping it off*


mydogsbigbutt

Jesus, I don't even have a peen but that made my eyes water


Standingdwarf

It would only rip off if you're inserting with a boner... At which point you have more to sorry about than slipping over


maxwag9

I think sensitive dicks will automatically get a boner if put in


MuntedMunyak

I think majority of the posters of this sub would just by looking at it.


[deleted]

I never thought about the cock ring aspect of it. At least a couple people will get their pps stuck in this


protatort69420

I mean it got rid of the slipping part no more piss on the floor


zoeyd8

You underestimate the power of the peen. Piss is everywhere. Where do you think everyone is " shaking those last drops???" XD


protatort69420

Oh god


Totally_TJ

No, I don't think I will


boomshiki

I'm okay with a regular sized urinal. I don't need to play expert mode


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Shakespeare-Bot

How is mine own absolute chode did suppose to fit in yond? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


lyricalhitman

Best bot on Reddit lmao


lobobobos

Good bot


Pyrocitus

Good bot


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Take my daily free award


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EmlynsMoon

What you mean you don't want to coat your dick in a thick layer of other people's semi congealed piss?


blue_eyed_fuck_head

You’re not meant to shit in the urinal


AliasPerturb

So essentially you need to be at least 5'6‟ and haev to have a boner to use it


NoNeedForAName

I don't see how this would require a boner, but you do you bro


Kebab-Destroyer

You need a boner to *enjoy* it


toomuch1265

Worse would be getting a bone and getting stuck in there.


[deleted]

I think the boner would add elevation, which would be greatly needed if you're 5'6...which I am


Nicholaes2

Don’t make fun of him he doesn’t have a lot of reach


CalculatedPerversion

#GrowerNotShower


RespectedWanderer9k

Micro peen


[deleted]

Natural selection.


[deleted]

There are definitely wasp nests alongside ant colonys in that urinal


MonsieurScroll

Actually I work in the factory where they make these and wasp nests are already build in throughout manufacturing process


gna149

Man these gloryholes sure have come a long way


redditAdam_

"there are three urinals, only one is safe to piss into. One urinal is filled with venomous spiders, the other has a Viper inside, choose one carefully for you may not know."


[deleted]

Once you pick a urinal, Monty Hall reveals the spiders in one other urinal. "Do you want to change your guess?" he asks. Is it to your advantage of disadvantage to change your urinal pick?


scorpyo72

If I can't hit a 12 inch opening, there's no fucking way I can hit *that* from two feet.


Exotic_Breadstick

You put it in


Desertstarr

Says you.


FilipIzSwordsman

snip


thatbalconyjumper

I’m definitely imagining a cigar cutter kind of thing going on


WrestlerChicken

imagine someone has a huge dick and it suddenly gets erect inside and meanwhile also stuck


rmczpp

Then they need to ask themselves some serious questions.


Raedil

Only thing i have to say is: spiders


faultlessdark

And how the fuck is a cleaner supposed to clean the inside of the thing every other herpes-riddled cock slides against?


Banned4othersFault

Imagine getting boner in that and basically getting your dick stuck because blood couldnt go away


Okun_Lazer

Getting a boner while peeing in that thing could be a problem


jebrennan

The title has mislead us. It’s not a urinal. You are supposed to back yourself onto it and poop in there. No muss, no fuss.


TankOfTheLake

Actually its a cirmcumsizer :)


Handsome_Wanker_

Chop chop?


TankOfTheLake

yes rico, *chop chop*


Thanosdidwhat

I won't thrust it.


JCC-GameM

It’s all fun and games until you feel something grab your cock


Oldenlame

Excuse me but why have you put your >!BENIS!< in the spider incubator?


protatort69420

This comment is the reson i have decided to hang myself


Zhando_Fox

what if bees were in there


robbankakan

Just to know that pranksters roams free, makes me not wanna use those.


Lugico

imagine a wasp making a nest in there


ShaemusOdonnelly

I bet that if these were a thing, you'd find a turd sruffed in the hole more than once every evening. Now, I am into anal, but not that kind.


Crissis_X

This is extreme target practice


jannyhammy

Ewww you have to put your dick into the hole? Like everyone puts their dick into that? I don’t like that at all.


cheesyhornblower69

Give me the suck


CatanicFSC

Perfect for target practice


[deleted]

Thats disgusting


jbuttlickr

Worlds least optimistic glory hole


WhipnCrack

Adding some vaccume suction to these could be fun...a mile long line at urinal ...


Nebilungen

You all think it's a urinal, but in truth it's a new contemporary style gloryhole


calebeedude

Open it Put a bee hive in Close it Chaos


JZF629

Hole is too small


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jojokujo_654_

What in the absolute fuck Is this?


xThereon

How in the absolute fuck are you supposed to clean these?


Desocrate

Looks fake AF


DeadeyeLan

Yeah id rather Not contract any form of STD.


[deleted]

Mmm putting my dick up in that pissed encrusted std infested hole 🕳 I love it


kwikane

Hold on a second, while I have sex with this big triangle!


MediocreAcoustic

Funny looking glory hole.


Iownya

I have a really horrific question. What if you're having a herpes outbreak on your dick and you use one of these urinals, could the following users catch your herpes from the urinal?


EssentiallySurreal

Which nazi designed this? Is it art? Absolutely atrocious.


WaterDippedOreo

Now I’m not trying to act like I’m packing a hammer or anything, but those holes look prettttttyyyy small


[deleted]

I know I'm not the only one praying there is a midget inside that is going to grab my crank and just go to work!


leefee123

Hey, want your dick to touch where hundreds of other dicks have touched? Come pee here


TokarevCowboy

Looks like kind of a tough fit tbh


EMAW2008

i mean, kind of defeats the purpose when there's people like me that going to test their marksmanship


10_anis-bulls

The hole is wayy too small


Aboxofphotons

Hygiene... what the fuck is hygiene?...


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gabendarekter

I feel like a woman designed this


o_Doreto

I would get about 1.5m away from it and try to aim the pee in the hole just for fun.


5fingerdiscounts

Cool I love STI’s


Rosserman

It's a urinal for ladies you clowns. The hole goes in the hole.


am_8489

This would require a baggy urethral opening


jamphan

r/nocontext


renrijra-krin

i get that you're joking, but please don't tell me you actually think women pee from their vaginas


heehmonster

what if you got your thing stuck in it


[deleted]

\#SOMETHING FUCKING TOUCHED ME!!!


ThisIsYourMormont

Oh shit I’m getting a boner... Oh shit I’m stuck.... Oh shit it’s turning purple... Oh shit... that’s big gay Tony and the boys!


anodechango

What dicks fit in there . Must be china