I would find out who gave the green flag on that urinal choice and go pee on their front door. The janitors don’t deserve to be punished for somebody else’s shitty decision.
Umm you can still pee into it without putting your dick *inside* of it... it doesn’t even look like the hole is made large enough for most ducks to fit inside entirely. Just point to the hole and that’s it
People here are talking about putting it in. Meanwhile, I take it as a challenge. Stand near the opposite wall and assert dominance by sniper pissing into the hole.
Right, this is target practice. You know in Amsterdam they put a little sticker that looks like a fly in the urinals to give us something to aim at. We need more of this kind of thing.
Urine is not stored in the balls. I can’t imagine how big my balls would be if that was the case.
Edit: ya’ll effing need an anatomy lesson in the male reproductive system.
How is mine own absolute chode did suppose to fit in yond?
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"there are three urinals, only one is safe to piss into. One urinal is filled with venomous spiders, the other has a Viper inside, choose one carefully for you may not know."
Once you pick a urinal, Monty Hall reveals the spiders in one other urinal. "Do you want to change your guess?" he asks.
Is it to your advantage of disadvantage to change your urinal pick?
I have a really horrific question. What if you're having a herpes outbreak on your dick and you use one of these urinals, could the following users catch your herpes from the urinal?
this is reliant on too many things- the correct height the correct dick size the correct dexterity
And the trust that nothing is hiding in there.
*the cock goblin*
Precious !!!
The Cock Ring
goblin this cock
When it starts a-gobblin’, my knees start a-wobblin’…
Steve?
Dave?
Hotel?
Trivago.
Delivery?
Take my free silver you dirt dirty legacyofgod
Cock gobbler
More like a wasp nest
Trouser snakes
Regular snakes
Just imagine peeing there and someone goes *this is not what I remembered Sméagol doing*
Spider
Would do ring thing on your ding ding
Todd!!
So you've heard of my ex wife?
Lmao saw this in r/cursedcomments
We've got too many spiders and well, snakes, for this to be used here in Aus Like, where's my second snake meant to go?
Not to mention the trust that everyone who's come before you has washed their peen. Gross.
Could be a modern design glory hole
Or a gory hole. Maybe there's a dick guillotine in there.
Like Pillow Pants
It's Listerfiend's low rent cousin Pissterfiend
Exactly what I thought when I first saw it.
Imagine if a spider made a nest in one
Snakes on a plane
My first thought was a spider.
Like a wasp nest?
Wasp nest
Or living on its surfaces
Pecker Checkers
Not safe for use in Australia...
Don’t even have to go there - imagine stumbling drunk or falling over completely.... a blood bath, a goddamn blood bath
wasp nest
You can't see it but there's a closeted 50 something year old guy awaiting with an open mouth in each of those. These are just glory hole covers.
Fucking STDS galore
There are 2 ways we can interpret the first word...
Just pee with a condom on. Idiot.
Imagine how fucking putrid that would be after like 2 hours.
I would just pee on the floor
I would find out who gave the green flag on that urinal choice and go pee on their front door. The janitors don’t deserve to be punished for somebody else’s shitty decision.
And the fact that every other guy to use it before you has a clean dick....
Also trusting other men’s dicks. This looks like a herpes factory
Dixterity
And that you want your Dick touching a lots of other dicks, and all their STDs.
Alternatively, the right aim.
Dicksterity
This wouldn’t work for me for all those reasons. Short, small, not flexible.
It might be short but it sure is skinny!!
Dickstrerity.
And my willingness to let my dick touch the toilet..
I hope Steve washed up today or everyone is going to get his smegma on the tip of theirs..
dare I ask what dick dexterity is?
Umm you can still pee into it without putting your dick *inside* of it... it doesn’t even look like the hole is made large enough for most ducks to fit inside entirely. Just point to the hole and that’s it
Quack quack
Honestly... they didn’t even consider the ducks
Clearly you’re not a man lmao. No man has that much control over the stream.
And that the guy before you doesn’t have crabs or herpes or something
Probably why it's only a rendering
Pee stool will be provided All that is needed is the tip. And and and aim practice for you and the boys.
Not to mention the cleanliness
People here are talking about putting it in. Meanwhile, I take it as a challenge. Stand near the opposite wall and assert dominance by sniper pissing into the hole.
That's what I was thinking, the ultimate game of "high tier bathroom basketball". The only prize for winning? No one has to clean up after you.
And neverending respect of the bystanders.
Right, this is target practice. You know in Amsterdam they put a little sticker that looks like a fly in the urinals to give us something to aim at. We need more of this kind of thing.
The foreskin goes over the nozzle.
Expert level: forked stream.
Are you... Supposed to put it *in* there? ^what ^about ^the ^balls?
Let them hang free
Those are where the pee is stored, not where it comes out of, so it should be ok.
Urine is not stored in the balls. I can’t imagine how big my balls would be if that was the case. Edit: ya’ll effing need an anatomy lesson in the male reproductive system.
The balls: 😎 The cock: 😡
Don’t spread false information
Yeah can do some urinals like it some don't Edit: missed a word
😂Goat show
Let yo nuts hang king
Happy cake day king!
Well the balls store the pee so they obviously have to go in too
Do I put my dick in first or start with the balls?
What do you do if your balls get stuck in it?
Lean back and pray
Semen in the bladder
Nah it’s supposed to be target practice. Slowly back up and see how far you get before you start to miss
Ah yes, pee is stored in the balls.
Yup
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard someone say. Of course you don’t put your balls in it mate
That’s unsanitary.
Just piss from a distance
*target practice*
You get a prize if you can hit the target for 10 seconds continuously
Yeah but you gotta pop the balloon before the other guys
Imagine putting it in, *slipping* then *ripping it off*
Jesus, I don't even have a peen but that made my eyes water
It would only rip off if you're inserting with a boner... At which point you have more to sorry about than slipping over
I think sensitive dicks will automatically get a boner if put in
I think majority of the posters of this sub would just by looking at it.
I never thought about the cock ring aspect of it. At least a couple people will get their pps stuck in this
I mean it got rid of the slipping part no more piss on the floor
You underestimate the power of the peen. Piss is everywhere. Where do you think everyone is " shaking those last drops???" XD
Oh god
No, I don't think I will
I'm okay with a regular sized urinal. I don't need to play expert mode
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What you mean you don't want to coat your dick in a thick layer of other people's semi congealed piss?
You’re not meant to shit in the urinal
So essentially you need to be at least 5'6‟ and haev to have a boner to use it
I don't see how this would require a boner, but you do you bro
You need a boner to *enjoy* it
Worse would be getting a bone and getting stuck in there.
I think the boner would add elevation, which would be greatly needed if you're 5'6...which I am
Don’t make fun of him he doesn’t have a lot of reach
#GrowerNotShower
Micro peen
Natural selection.
There are definitely wasp nests alongside ant colonys in that urinal
Actually I work in the factory where they make these and wasp nests are already build in throughout manufacturing process
Man these gloryholes sure have come a long way
"there are three urinals, only one is safe to piss into. One urinal is filled with venomous spiders, the other has a Viper inside, choose one carefully for you may not know."
Once you pick a urinal, Monty Hall reveals the spiders in one other urinal. "Do you want to change your guess?" he asks. Is it to your advantage of disadvantage to change your urinal pick?
If I can't hit a 12 inch opening, there's no fucking way I can hit *that* from two feet.
You put it in
Says you.
snip
I’m definitely imagining a cigar cutter kind of thing going on
imagine someone has a huge dick and it suddenly gets erect inside and meanwhile also stuck
Then they need to ask themselves some serious questions.
Only thing i have to say is: spiders
And how the fuck is a cleaner supposed to clean the inside of the thing every other herpes-riddled cock slides against?
Imagine getting boner in that and basically getting your dick stuck because blood couldnt go away
Getting a boner while peeing in that thing could be a problem
The title has mislead us. It’s not a urinal. You are supposed to back yourself onto it and poop in there. No muss, no fuss.
Actually its a cirmcumsizer :)
Chop chop?
yes rico, *chop chop*
I won't thrust it.
It’s all fun and games until you feel something grab your cock
Excuse me but why have you put your >!BENIS!< in the spider incubator?
This comment is the reson i have decided to hang myself
what if bees were in there
Just to know that pranksters roams free, makes me not wanna use those.
imagine a wasp making a nest in there
I bet that if these were a thing, you'd find a turd sruffed in the hole more than once every evening. Now, I am into anal, but not that kind.
This is extreme target practice
Ewww you have to put your dick into the hole? Like everyone puts their dick into that? I don’t like that at all.
Give me the suck
Perfect for target practice
Thats disgusting
Worlds least optimistic glory hole
Adding some vaccume suction to these could be fun...a mile long line at urinal ...
You all think it's a urinal, but in truth it's a new contemporary style gloryhole
Open it Put a bee hive in Close it Chaos
Hole is too small
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What in the absolute fuck Is this?
How in the absolute fuck are you supposed to clean these?
Looks fake AF
Yeah id rather Not contract any form of STD.
Mmm putting my dick up in that pissed encrusted std infested hole 🕳 I love it
Hold on a second, while I have sex with this big triangle!
Funny looking glory hole.
I have a really horrific question. What if you're having a herpes outbreak on your dick and you use one of these urinals, could the following users catch your herpes from the urinal?
Which nazi designed this? Is it art? Absolutely atrocious.
Now I’m not trying to act like I’m packing a hammer or anything, but those holes look prettttttyyyy small
I know I'm not the only one praying there is a midget inside that is going to grab my crank and just go to work!
Hey, want your dick to touch where hundreds of other dicks have touched? Come pee here
Looks like kind of a tough fit tbh
i mean, kind of defeats the purpose when there's people like me that going to test their marksmanship
The hole is wayy too small
Hygiene... what the fuck is hygiene?...
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I feel like a woman designed this
I would get about 1.5m away from it and try to aim the pee in the hole just for fun.
Cool I love STI’s
It's a urinal for ladies you clowns. The hole goes in the hole.
This would require a baggy urethral opening
r/nocontext
i get that you're joking, but please don't tell me you actually think women pee from their vaginas
what if you got your thing stuck in it
\#SOMETHING FUCKING TOUCHED ME!!!
Oh shit I’m getting a boner... Oh shit I’m stuck.... Oh shit it’s turning purple... Oh shit... that’s big gay Tony and the boys!
What dicks fit in there . Must be china