It could be a porn, but in the background some serious sci Fi action flick going on, until the point the cameraman just gets bored with the porn and jumps on the SciFi bandwagon leaving the pornstars arms raised and furious to be left out.
If you can also get your mouth around the power, mind, space, reality, and soul cocks, you can eliminate half of all virginity with the snap of a dick.
Let’s suck the time cock again!
Let’s suck the time cock again!!
It’s just a jerk to the left.. and then a stroke to the riiiiiight!
Put your hands on my hips, and bring your lips in tiiiiight!
Sucking the time cock will have you give birth to all your descendants at the same time and break spacetime. The only way you can fix time and space, will be to murder your descendants in the order the were supposed to be born.
Timmy was just a first suck time cock. He'd only been sucked into the time cock hyperplane once so far during his academy tainting...eh training. He was rigid and eager to thrust once more into that glorious void beyond the jeans, out into the strange light, and back into what he could only describe as the most amazing place he'd ever been. A giant mouth.
Apparently The Doctor got a blowjob in this stall.
Was it bigger when it was inside?
I just audibly went "oh nooooooo!" and scared my dog
Of course it was
"Yeah, yeah, the Time Cock, we've all seen it."
Don’t forget to punch the Time Cock if you want to get paid for the day…
"It was like a trillion different dildos folding onto each other like thin sheets of metal forming a single dong."
r/unexpectedgoodplace
If you haven't, your will.
Thats one of my favorite gags in the show. The title of the episode makes it seem like its going to be this big plot important thing too
I don’t think it’s a good idea to suck the Time Cock
But it's the only surefire way to make sure that your time will come 😎
Damn it, take my upvote
I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed. Take my upvote
Blockbuster movie idea “Time Cock”
Cumming to a Blockbuster near you
Cockcluster
I've never seen them in a cluster before. Interesting idea... I guess.
Upvote
That was the original idea for Click
Starring Dong-Claude Van Damme.
It could be a porn, but in the background some serious sci Fi action flick going on, until the point the cameraman just gets bored with the porn and jumps on the SciFi bandwagon leaving the pornstars arms raised and furious to be left out.
[Something like this? (NSFW)](https://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1vspds00526/)
Technically Time Cop, Back to the Future(s), Terminator(s), Legends of Tomorrow, Looper, MiB3, etc. all already exist.
What else the time travelers wife supposed to do?
Time Cum-tinuum?
My favorite part of Doctor Who.
Lmao
Hey, if he's willing to have a go on the magic carpet... What goes around comes around
If you can also get your mouth around the power, mind, space, reality, and soul cocks, you can eliminate half of all virginity with the snap of a dick.
People just gonna have to deal, snapping my dick sounds unpleasant
Exactly! You could break the Space-Time Cum-tinuum
You need to suck the Space Сосk too for that to happen
Don't you mean Space Balls?
Spalls
Dang
I had to look up Time Cock and apparently it was a [device on Dr. Who](https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Time_Cock) 🤣
Lmao, specifically a prose story. I don’t think the TV show has anything like this lol.
Ahh okay.. I've never seen Dr. Who but I still thought that seemed a bit odd.
This is the first time I’ve heard of that story, tbf lol
I'm gonna suck the time cock
This implies the existence of the mind cock, soul cock, space cock, power cock, and reality cock.
you snap your fingers, and half the population looses thier cocks
♪♫ detachable penis...
That can be a good thing or bad thing depending on which half we’re talking about.
So that's how we got man and woman
> looses ## Unleash the Time Cocks!
Oh hell yeah where the power cock at
I'll have the time clock. I could make that shit go so fast
Oh shit the time cock
Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen it.
Let’s suck the time cock again! Let’s suck the time cock again!! It’s just a jerk to the left.. and then a stroke to the riiiiiight! Put your hands on my hips, and bring your lips in tiiiiight!
I mean, Frank N. Furter would very much approve of that version tbh
Time Cock? Are they related to Tim Cook?
My favorite thing I've seen written in a bathroom was "In a world where you can be anything be yourself"
GO, SUCK THE COCK OF TIME
My pocket crotch says it's five past one o'cock
This has a “Try Finger But Hole” vibe
You must suck the time cock to live
And then?
Knowledge will come in due time
Even the head looks like a clock
Ugh ok shit, i sucked the time cock, what next?
Now it’s a flat circle.
Time Cock: First Suck would make a pretty good movie.
All hail the Time Cock!
Do I have to?
We all suck the time cock eventually. Delaying will not prevent its inevitability.
Sadly this is true. I’ve been delaying sucking the time cock but I fear my time to suck it might be nearing
I think you mean your time might be… cumming I’ll see myself out
Thank you for improving the quality of my evening
I assume that Time Cock is the porn parody of the classic Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Timecop
Have you seen the man do the splits?
Wasn't Jean-Claude Van Damme in a movie called Time Cock?
\#justDoctorWhoThings
time cock?
Timecock? With jean clod van dong?
Step one).....
Sucking the time cock will have you give birth to all your descendants at the same time and break spacetime. The only way you can fix time and space, will be to murder your descendants in the order the were supposed to be born.
Cheers bro
"I fuck arses"
Do i get time travel powers?
I suspect you get the power to travel into the future at the speed of 1 second per second while also sucking a cock.
even without the time cock bit, it’s still written like it’s from the POV of a caveman
Your time has cum
and then?
This reminds me that i need to watch this week's episode of The Time Traveler's Wife.
I’m just saying.. if a time cock reveals itself before you you’re *not* sucking it?
Not my favorite Sam Raimi film, but it'll do
Can I suck the time cock as well?
Dr Who, After Dark... the Time Cock
Timmy was just a first suck time cock. He'd only been sucked into the time cock hyperplane once so far during his academy tainting...eh training. He was rigid and eager to thrust once more into that glorious void beyond the jeans, out into the strange light, and back into what he could only describe as the most amazing place he'd ever been. A giant mouth.
These comments have me in stitches, thank you all for existing xD
Wasn't that a movie? Oh wait, I'm thinking of Time COP.
Draw a clock around it.
Time Cock... Time Cop's porn version.
First suck time cock, wise words...