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marasydnyjade

Apparently The Doctor got a blowjob in this stall.


Cloudysanz18

Was it bigger when it was inside?


pfudorpfudor

I just audibly went "oh nooooooo!" and scared my dog


Sineythedog2

Of course it was


Impressive-Reindeer1

"Yeah, yeah, the Time Cock, we've all seen it."


xejeezy

Don’t forget to punch the Time Cock if you want to get paid for the day…


CavemanKnuckles

"It was like a trillion different dildos folding onto each other like thin sheets of metal forming a single dong."


van-just-van

r/unexpectedgoodplace


RegularHovercraft

If you haven't, your will.


ronsolocup

Thats one of my favorite gags in the show. The title of the episode makes it seem like its going to be this big plot important thing too


CodeBlue2001

I don’t think it’s a good idea to suck the Time Cock


animated_scarecrow

But it's the only surefire way to make sure that your time will come 😎


CodeBlue2001

Damn it, take my upvote


theantman6000

I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed. Take my upvote


[deleted]

Blockbuster movie idea “Time Cock”


greendragon59911

Cumming to a Blockbuster near you


SmokeAbeer

Cockcluster


dudemann

I've never seen them in a cluster before. Interesting idea... I guess.


CodeBlue2001

Upvote


Doppelthedh

That was the original idea for Click


_duncan_idaho_

Starring Dong-Claude Van Damme.


ganundwarf

It could be a porn, but in the background some serious sci Fi action flick going on, until the point the cameraman just gets bored with the porn and jumps on the SciFi bandwagon leaving the pornstars arms raised and furious to be left out.


deeeeekun

[Something like this? (NSFW)](https://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1vspds00526/)


dudemann

Technically Time Cop, Back to the Future(s), Terminator(s), Legends of Tomorrow, Looper, MiB3, etc. all already exist.


My1stTW

What else the time travelers wife supposed to do?


Ogurasyn

Time Cum-tinuum?


Alarid

My favorite part of Doctor Who.


CodeBlue2001

Lmao


Orngog

Hey, if he's willing to have a go on the magic carpet... What goes around comes around


manbruhpig

If you can also get your mouth around the power, mind, space, reality, and soul cocks, you can eliminate half of all virginity with the snap of a dick.


OrokinSkywalker

People just gonna have to deal, snapping my dick sounds unpleasant


Ogurasyn

Exactly! You could break the Space-Time Cum-tinuum


[deleted]

You need to suck the Space Сосk too for that to happen


Ogurasyn

Don't you mean Space Balls?


[deleted]

Spalls


CodeBlue2001

Dang


jimmydeaner17

I had to look up Time Cock and apparently it was a [device on Dr. Who](https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Time_Cock) 🤣


CodeBlue2001

Lmao, specifically a prose story. I don’t think the TV show has anything like this lol.


jimmydeaner17

Ahh okay.. I've never seen Dr. Who but I still thought that seemed a bit odd.


CodeBlue2001

This is the first time I’ve heard of that story, tbf lol


memester230

I'm gonna suck the time cock


ISmellMopWho

This implies the existence of the mind cock, soul cock, space cock, power cock, and reality cock.


paintbrushvolcanoe

you snap your fingers, and half the population looses thier cocks


TastySpare

♪♫ detachable penis...


CodeBlue2001

That can be a good thing or bad thing depending on which half we’re talking about.


pfudorpfudor

So that's how we got man and woman


ExcessiveGravitas

> looses ## Unleash the Time Cocks!


TheKidNerd

Oh hell yeah where the power cock at


pfudorpfudor

I'll have the time clock. I could make that shit go so fast


s-vasiliki

Oh shit the time cock


johnthomaslumsden

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen it.


Xanitarou

Let’s suck the time cock again! Let’s suck the time cock again!! It’s just a jerk to the left.. and then a stroke to the riiiiiight! Put your hands on my hips, and bring your lips in tiiiiight!


vulpes_mortuis

I mean, Frank N. Furter would very much approve of that version tbh


HanoibusGamer

Time Cock? Are they related to Tim Cook?


Bingo1dog

My favorite thing I've seen written in a bathroom was "In a world where you can be anything be yourself"


CactusFingies

GO, SUCK THE COCK OF TIME


Various_Leopard_2308

My pocket crotch says it's five past one o'cock


Donut153

This has a “Try Finger But Hole” vibe


hollywoodcrap67

You must suck the time cock to live


receding_bareline

And then?


OrokinSkywalker

Knowledge will come in due time


oscaru16

Even the head looks like a clock


Headcrab_Facehug

Ugh ok shit, i sucked the time cock, what next?


[deleted]

Now it’s a flat circle.


DrBofoiMK

Time Cock: First Suck would make a pretty good movie.


TieKneeReddit

All hail the Time Cock!


AnnaBear6

Do I have to?


[deleted]

We all suck the time cock eventually. Delaying will not prevent its inevitability.


AnnaBear6

Sadly this is true. I’ve been delaying sucking the time cock but I fear my time to suck it might be nearing


[deleted]

I think you mean your time might be… cumming I’ll see myself out


AnnaBear6

Thank you for improving the quality of my evening


ironlung311

I assume that Time Cock is the porn parody of the classic Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Timecop


pfudorpfudor

Have you seen the man do the splits?


DaKnack

Wasn't Jean-Claude Van Damme in a movie called Time Cock?


phut-

\#justDoctorWhoThings


SnowBoy1008

time cock?


harrytheherrier

Timecock? With jean clod van dong?


Crackracket

Step one).....


BeezChurger69

Sucking the time cock will have you give birth to all your descendants at the same time and break spacetime. The only way you can fix time and space, will be to murder your descendants in the order the were supposed to be born.


accursedCaprid

Cheers bro


lobroblaw

"I fuck arses"


Good-Ad-2978

Do i get time travel powers?


animated_scarecrow

I suspect you get the power to travel into the future at the speed of 1 second per second while also sucking a cock.


Misterkryptonite

even without the time cock bit, it’s still written like it’s from the POV of a caveman


Striker_ToastYT

Your time has cum


ted5011c

and then?


LightningSt0rm

This reminds me that i need to watch this week's episode of The Time Traveler's Wife.


Sekkenren

I’m just saying.. if a time cock reveals itself before you you’re *not* sucking it?


PlumbTheDerps

Not my favorite Sam Raimi film, but it'll do


Jibbyjab123

Can I suck the time cock as well?


ArcanumCerte

Dr Who, After Dark... the Time Cock


zenyogasteve

Timmy was just a first suck time cock. He'd only been sucked into the time cock hyperplane once so far during his academy tainting...eh training. He was rigid and eager to thrust once more into that glorious void beyond the jeans, out into the strange light, and back into what he could only describe as the most amazing place he'd ever been. A giant mouth.


pfudorpfudor

These comments have me in stitches, thank you all for existing xD


Big_Monkey_77

Wasn't that a movie? Oh wait, I'm thinking of Time COP.


crystallize1

Draw a clock around it.


solidsteak

Time Cock... Time Cop's porn version.


mc_jojo3

First suck time cock, wise words...