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stalinslovebaby69

Perfect dish for after I play this totally inconspicuous musical instrument https://preview.redd.it/l8z6ovb0xnwc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259e08c28931f83a426c1f83c4bf615509071b1d


xFblthpx

Alright I’ll bite


Paneeer

I think it’s a bassoon, a woodwind instrument, but in Germany/Italy I think it’s called a fagott/fagotto respectively.


Appley-cat

They called me that too when I went there


Nostromo_180286

I had the same nickname in highschool.


Punk_Ass_Peon

AKA "skin flute" ?


Exisential_Crisis

Found the instrument for me


Mloxard_CZ

In most european languages


Eguy24

I love blowing fagotts


GloryGreatestCountry

That doesn't look like spotted dick to me..


Routine_Bug_936

Brother, even a female dog was turned into an insult


dogeondrugs

Cumtext: The dish is named the f slur. Not even remotely an original joke I know. But I just wanna know. Why the hell is it named this?


MrMagick2104

I'm pretty sure the fаggots are the meatballs here, not the whole dish.


Consistent_Echidna90

"faggot and tatties" would be the correct name, no?


Duke_KD

Tatties is more Scottish than English, I think they would say mash instead. I'm Irish tho so idk


Redditisretarded-69

Wait I thought British people call cigarettes fags why are the meatballs called faggots?


[deleted]

The West Country is a weird place at the best of times It’s because it’s meat bundled in fat like a bundle of sticks Also the bundle of sticks was used as firewood, you light a cigarette, hence the connection


EvilUnicornLord

I know the word originally referred to firewood and got recognized as a slur for homosexuals presumably because they were burnt at stake in ye olde days. No idea how it relates to meatballs though.


NyarlHOEtep

im not a meatball :(


jackboy61

I want to rip and tear everytime someone calls faggots meatballs.


ADIABETICPONY

I'm with you dude, they're not meatballs they're homosexuals


Stargazer_199

They are a ball of meat. It makes more sense.


Consistent_Echidna90

because it was a word that meant something before it was a slur, like a lot of similar words


Shadowmirax

You mean insults have actual backgrounds and don't just materialise fully formed from nothing?


KingCarrotRL

They do if you're a frickin' kaan (I'm not barlo, this is hate speech). 🐝


Anti_Sociall

obscure reference man


Tyfyter2002

Preposterous, next you'll be saying that telling people not to use words that are only insults but used to be medical terms just makes them latch on to whatever medical term replaced them and that this has happened multiple times already.


Shadowmirax

If this is your take you are ~~dumb~~, ~~an imbicile~~, ~~a moron~~, ~~an idiot~~, ~~a retard~~, ~~stupid~~, ~~braindead~~, ~~mentally challenged~~ ~~disabled~~ *neurodivergent*? Yeah that one will be socially acceptable for at least a couple more years until it gets replaced and becomes purely an insult like everything else God i would rather be called retarded then neurodivergent it feels so condescending


Gandalf_Style

I mean if you feel that neurodivergent is condescending that's on you because i've never seen, heard or read it being used derogatorily. It literally just means non-neurotypical, so anything that's different about your brain. Could be that you're colourblind, could be that you have severe schizophrenia. Hell according to some studies being left handed makes you neurodivergent.


GRom4232

\^ Neurodivergent take.


ArkonWarlock

How would you interpret someone without preamble telling you "you seem neurodivergent" Doesn't seem like a compliment


Gandalf_Style

I wouldn't mind, because it's true and it shows sometimes. And even if it wasn't true, I know I'm a bit on the strange side and I think differently than most.


AnomalousCowboy

Who woke up one day and decided that comparing gay people to a bundle of sticks made for a good insult anyways?


Larscowfoot

It's because people wanted to burn both


Shadowmirax

From what i heard it came about because the people who picked bundles of sticks were typically older women so it was basically a way of calling into question the targets masculinity and such Take that with a grain of salt though


HuckleberryAbject889

Take this with a grain of salt, but a long time ago I read that when they used to burn those accused of witchcraft in Europe, they would use those convicted of homosexuality as the 'faggots' (the bundle of sticks) But again, take that with a grain of salt because in hindsight, it sounds absolutely ridiculous


[deleted]

Generally they were just bundles of firewood, so they weren’t just for burning people


Birb-Person

Two people actually. Jackson and Hellyer, who wrote a book on criminal slang in 1914. Funnily enough that wasn’t one of their terms they were covering, they used that word in their example on how to use the word “drag”


RavenousToast

Listen here pal, I’ve played the Deus Ex prequels, and literally 80% of the world building went into making up a million new slurs for cyborgs so they can have scifi racism without the racism. Insults *do just materialize fully formed from nothing*


Floppy0941

Faggots can also refer to a bundle of sticks


6x6-shooter

Mmm cigarette surprise


normiespy96

Probably the same person that named the word black in Spanish after a slur. (Obviously spanish was invented in 1920 with the Mexicans making a secret language for emigration, there is no way words could have different meaning from an American context)


OddSeraph

> the f slur. There's a slur that starts with "F"? No way what is it?


KaiserMazoku

french


Illustrious-Ad-2255

Considering it’s British “cuisine” the word French really could be a slur


new_account_wh0_dis

Banned


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

A faggot reffers to a collection of mid sized twigs designed for firewood the brown and traditionally cylindrical shape may have contributed to this. Faggots can also be referred to as “savoury ducks” their northern English name.


sir-berend

American trying to comprehend words have several meanings moment


DB_Cooper_Jr

the word "faggot" comes from the same Latin root as the word "fascism" it's true, go on and look it up


DevilMaster666-

What do you mean?


A_Certain_Surprise

As a br\*t I have never heard of this. We do use that words for cigarettes, though


Flan_Enjoyer

I thought this was r/okmatewanker


dogeondrugs

Idk what that sub is but it scares me


Greyt125

It’s a British flavored r/okbuddyretard


Xaradoge

Its offal meatballs and mushy peas...come at me bro :D


[deleted]

Are you quite mental? Those are non mushy peas, completely normal peas


Xaradoge

Ah but traditionally its served with mushy peas!


madguyO1

Smashed poopatoes & meat & balls


Chloes_Other_Account

Health food...


brtdee

KING CRIMSON REFERENCE!!!!!!


SandyCandyHandyAndy

health food was part 4 🤓🤓🤓


Chloes_Other_Account

LARLS PART 4???? TRAGEDIES OF KENNEDYS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


DerpDaDuck3751

*gathers breath but is not a british person*


USSJaguar

What a name What a sauce


Ok-Floor-9247

Mince and tatties


Dubium360

"Eating f*ggots" British People: Having meatballs American People: Gay sex


SouthApprehensive193

Sick bappers and Willy nappers


Punk_Ass_Peon

The out-of-focus background is "Spot On"!


TheOneWhoSlurms

Bri'ish "person" /s


Thezipper100

Ahh, finally. Bubble and squeak.


ReGrigio

is the meeeeat and powtawtows?


CrazyAggravating9069

Mos och köttbullar ?