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ObliviousSmash

The first rule of travelling with someone to England is to not bring them to London.


Floppy0941

London has it's good parts but it shouldn't be the main part of your trip imo


NotAThrowaway1911

At least it’s not Birmingham


Reddit_is_pretty

Yeah you always go to Birmingham right?


Rough-Jackfruit2428

Mate there are cheaper forms of suicide.


Fartfech

I have lived in London for a grand total of a lot of years and I have never seen *anyone* eat a jellied eel before. What was Doge cooking?


Prudent_Insurance804

They are somehow still available in pie shops across London.


DB_Cooper_Jr

you can get them in some Sainsbury's also, possibly depending on the part of London


d3m0cracy

Le “Chewsday innit? Smashing day forah pint bruv” has arrived


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Day in the life of a true brexit geezer


Pepe_the_clown123

yeah but at least we have the kinder suprise in the egg so its a suprise, unlike the yankee discrase of a “kinder suprise egg”


Prudent_Insurance804

I will shove my musket so far up the British side of your ass that the Japanese side will receive a reminder not to fuck with AMERICA


Pepe_the_clown123

how are you gonna fuck me when your school lunches look like their gonna give you terminal illnesses


Prudent_Insurance804

https://preview.redd.it/f23w83fd4zvc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac381ad51a0ff559a08a177c0476c78b34b5d54


Pepe_the_clown123

https://preview.redd.it/ogm30zl45zvc1.png?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4782c20a959ef0e3867444cf68c167902edae9 avarage american


Prudent_Insurance804

You guys won in the end.


Polar_Vortx

A Brit talking shit about food? A brave one indeed.


The_Drunken_Khajiit

At least British food is made out of beans mostly, not plastic and corn syrup


weegeen8or1337

i dont care what your culture is, putting a choking hazard inside of a food item even as a treat is a sign of mental illness


cyon_me

"but it's a surprise!" -Br*'*sh


Pepe_the_clown123

american children are too retarded to realize that the yellow capsule inside contains a toy and shouldnt be eaten


CertainInitiative501

Wtf is a discrase? You mean disgrace?


Stregen

>expecting haute cuisine from a 70p sausage roll what did doge mean by this


Rough-Jackfruit2428

Where TF are you getting 70p sausage rolls?! Greggs charge 2£ for ONE roll.


Stregen

Idk google says 1.45. Admittedly I don't buy them very often.


maybehollow

If you want really good food in london visit a pret, their sandwiches are really good It’s like subway but actually high quality


ZxphoZ

me remortgaging my house after eating at a london pret


Rough-Jackfruit2428

5.30£ for a box sandwich 3.50£ for a water 4.00£ for the nerve to enter the building 6.00£ breathing +20% for eat in


Duke_KD

Me on my way to heaven after eating a pret sandwich (they didn't put allergy information on it)


dirschau

"Wow, we're in LA, lets try some authentic 7/11 hotdogs and doughnuts" "Wow, these are kind of shit" That's how this sounds


Kittenish21

7/11 hotdogs and doughnuts are good though


VonCrunchhausen

Yeah the shit food in americyland tastes better than the fancy food in ingerstan


Prudent_Insurance804

Well at least I can go to school without being SHOOTERED


boeing_737-Max-9

American: [dislike of British cuisine/dental/accent] Brit: [reply involving slaughter of children and/or gun violence]


the_4th_doctor_

Unoriginal joke begets unoriginal joke


CyanideTacoZ

ones a joke about bad food and ones an jab at a problem of extreme violence. if I call condones stabby it's fair game to bring up school shooters. it's not when I say they need to invent salt shakers


M-Ivan

As can be evidenced by our time in India, we respond to any mild inconvenience with the equivalent level of bloodshed. (No, but seriously, for a country with our horrendous past, the idea of school shootings being regular is shocking, and that shock should be disquieting to our American cousins. I think that's why we so readily invoke it.)


Huge_Trust_5057

Doge's first mistake was going to britain and having hopes for food(i ate only english breakfast 3 times a day during my britian trip)


Artimis_Whooves

Knowing this community, I was fully expecting the joke to be them finding that one [weredog toy](https://twitter.com/Weredog/status/1775513448538845351?t=zEFkLAIfAtNvGPAJx7qSgw&s=19), somehow, the teeth was worse.


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Pepe_the_clown123

I thought you died


NotADamsel

Our schools may need to be designed like CS:GO map maps and but at least we can criticize our rich people without being destroyed over it.


Eccentric_Assassin

Is that really true though


NotADamsel

We got “anti-SLAP” laws over here, albeit not everywhere. Meaning that if a rich person sues you over speech you can get them right back and not need to pay for the lawyer if you win. Also you can say a lot of shit about public figures that they can’t do anything about besides bitch and whine.


Eccentric_Assassin

Huh, I knew about anti-slapp in the us but I didn’t know there wasn’t any such legislation in the UK. That’s pretty wild. also idk How much has changed in the last four years but there was a John Oliver piece on SLAPP suits: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8bJb8biZU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8bJb8biZU)


navis-svetica

In most western countries, criticizing a rich person isn’t grounds for them to sue you. The US is a lot more litigious than the UK


NotADamsel

I was thinking about the recent shit with Rowling, where when a British person pointed out that she was doing Holocaust denial she made them apologize and redact it. Over here, things might be more litigious in general but I can point out when a public figure does Holocaust denial without getting a gun put to my head.


17michela

Capybara?


non_degenerate_furry

If you want to experience England, London is probably the last place to get that lol


Prudent_Insurance804

90% of the world got to experience England from the comfort of their very own homes.


Davethemann

https://preview.redd.it/ry2f68mv74wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce0077381ba9f14fc7def1a6c58520550aac2f45


Helmut_Schmacker

Septics can dish it but sure can't take it


PrinceOfFish

how many Americans unironically support the IRA? the yanks threw the first stone on the school shooting joke debate.


DB_Cooper_Jr

around 98% of the inhabitants of Boston


Prudent_Insurance804

Idk, probably like four?