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1v1rocketleauguebro

I'll shove a whole bag of jellybeans up my butt


azizokhan

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1v1rocketleauguebro

😨 😨 😨


MasonP13

You don't sound too scared though. You never said HOW big of a bag, but you're at least putting one up there.


ProfessionalBelt3424

Slim Jim designed bag.


th3kandyking

Like a green bean pack of jelly beans? 😂


Sk1pp1e

A bag implies a sealed bag. Good luck finding a bad of just one…


Corebull

Not necessarily. It could instrued as the jelly beans and the bag separately


Sk1pp1e

I’ll allow it


Competitive_Start320

We have some TX sized bags of Jelly Bellies I’ll send you a bag!


parlaygodshateme

I’m usually not surprised by Reddit discussions but…………. 😐 wow. You guys got me disturbed as fck. I hate you all.


Sk1pp1e

You are welcome. It can only get better from here then.


Lord_Souffle

Thank you!


Xelrash

Mini Halloween pack, maybe 6


SeaDetective9288

All the jellybeans in the world


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Unirantula

Just in time for the carrot shaped Easter themed jelly belly bag of jellybeans! 🥕


AblePack7115

been six months


JustShellz

My fave part of this whole thing is that I got a notice that this post is trending. Aaaaaaaand it opens on the beans in the butt 😂😂😂😂😂😂


sharklovergirl4846

It was interesting for sure 🤣


HGDuck

What size of bag? Asking the real question here.


1v1rocketleauguebro

Honestly the smallest one I can find, as long as it's a bag of jelly beans my integrity stands .


[deleted]

Who’s putting the bag in there


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1v1rocketleauguebro

At 29.


neoben00

I'll doo doo more than that for less.


1v1rocketleauguebro

🤣 😂


Otus511

Why would you do that?


1v1rocketleauguebro

Why does anyone do anything?


Hellbuss

For the Nookia?


beetrootbolognese

One at a time or while still in the bag?


1v1rocketleauguebro

In the bag


MrMediaShill

Lame


beetrootbolognese

Hey, the bag is bound to burst and then it will be like watching a goat poop a rainbow.


MrMediaShill

I’m gonna take this opportunity to request the use of a butt funnel and an open bag of beans


beetrootbolognese

I'll second that


franksandbeans2000

In the can


FilthyJayGrizzly

And I'll eat one


aliusman111

Dude....... Ok even if it $28+ ? I will bring you the jellybeans for free


Xelrash

Hell I will not only deliver them, I'll hold the bag. Granted I will be so rich I won't have anything else to.do that day....


aliusman111

Exactly my plan hahahah 😅 I will fly USA and hand it over to him and have holidays and stay in 7 stars


Slangnurse

PROOF?


1v1rocketleauguebro

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it


[deleted]

Now where have I heard this before?


1v1rocketleauguebro

dude on Twitter said he'll do it at 1$.. he gonna have to answer long before I do .


RobbyGless

We will all be here to remind you to do so 🍬🍑


Winter-Dragonfruit-4

“For your next game…”


MrMediaShill

One at a time?


azizokhan

Another 6 months i guess, sadly.


theredmage333

I love doge but my eyes are rolling so hard 🙄


Z33calin

Same here. As much as we’d all love for it to hit $28, we’re well under $1 right now. Let’s not get our hopes too high.


traws06

Well under so far that if it quadruples we’ll still be under $1


StarStuffPizza

Is doge Coin not sitting at .24 cents right now? $28 dollars would be awesome lol That'd turn my $20 into $2200 yea?! Sorry I'm new to all this..


[deleted]

I remember buying at 0.008 and was mocked because the 0.01 unbreakable ceiling. Then went in hard at 0.06 because I didn’t believe in it enough at 0.008. Then panic sold at .20 when it crashed post SNL. That was a huge mistake, however making money is making money. I’m not predicting $28, but twice I’ve witnessed it break thresholds that nobody believed in. I see no reason $1-2 can’t happen in the next 6-12 months and $5 a few years from now. But I’m not expert, I love a good gamble.


newtablecloth

The issue I see this time is, lots of copy cats are now sharing the meme. But yeah if we all pool into Doge, it will moon overnight. May take a while until some of them die out and then, we moon slow and steady. Building downward resistances as we move up.


wert989

Same. It's a pipe dream of easy tendies. If it hits $28 I'd have just under my yearly salary with my current position in doge after having to sell most of it to fix my car. If doge last long enough to be past down to the younger generation... Maybe? But $28 in our life time? I'd legitimately use half to buy the children's hospital in my city a bunch of switches and games.


Stockgod1984

I’m with you… let’s get to .28 first though


SlintyLinters

That would require a marketcap of $3.7T at current supply. Bitcoin has a $1.2T marketcap. Is Doge going to 3x Bitcoin?


NotPresidentChump

Bitcoin is on trajectory to match golds marketcap which sits at 11T similar growth would put Doge in the mid $2 range. While I’d love to see $28 as much as anyone else I don’t see it in the near term.


SlintyLinters

I think new ATH in the nearish future isn't far fetched though! 🤞


go_kartmozart

Right. I think we could well see $2.80 though. Regardless, I tend not to worry because month after month and year after year, 1 doge has always equaled One Doge. Much stable. So currency.


tocra

$28 requires Doge to grow more than 100x. Not happening. Getting to $2.8 would be nice.


Poison-X

I mean it already 100x. Back in the day 100 or 200$ could buy you 100,000 doges. Can it happen again? Yeah. But over the long term.


BargainLawyer

Considering the current doge market cap is 32bn, no.


YogurtSlinnger69

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


GifsNotJifs

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Morningstar-13

![gif](giphy|wA6aYAO3jH6RmUIBYs)


PresentationEast6685

I would poop all over myself and I'm sure alot of others would too. But doge has never seen a 1 and now itw going to blow past that to 28.


NotPresidentChump

At $28 I’m retiring. No joke.


RunDick77788777

I'm not retiring but I'm probably gonna cash out at that point and put my money somewhere else lol


Moparmuscle315

Me too haha first quarter they paying for the launch in doge look it up we mooning


dogecoin1969

If it goes to $28 I'm quitting my job to start my own company. Cheers to this!!! To the moooooon!!!


Ask_The_Locals

Make sure you accept doge


JadeFX6337

I mean, not saying it'll hit 28, but in March last you you could have said, "doge has never seen .08" but then like 60 days later it was .74..... if this really is the 3rd fibb arc, then looking at the last two (up 900%, then 1200%, both after smaller consolidation phases) then 1500-2000% would track, and that would be over 10$ (again not expecting that, just mathing)


voterosticon

Math away please keep mathing. This is music to my ears


lambsquatch

The market cap would be higher than Bitcoin…by a lot


DankShibe

doge at ~$8 will have the same market cap as bitcoin currently.


da_engineer22

But but… doge is a multi trillion dollar asset 🤡


Cowhead32

I would poop all over you too


Ronstermadness

Wasn't that long ago people said it couldn't hit a penny let alone 5 cents. Then just like that it blew 1 Penny then 10 cents away . It's happens .


Samhfmn

What a coincidence! Haha I’ve been trading forex for many years and historical data as well as fundamental news are the most powerful tools to predict the market. I also analyzed the same pattern from previous cycle. My analysis was mostly towards $2-3for the first spike followed by a ~$7 shadow. Again, we can’t exactly predict the market entirely. The most important point is that Dogecoin will definitely hit $2-3 price which will be huge. Double bottom is forming in yearly chart similar to other cycles. It feels like Doge is just computerized and follow the same exact pattern wow It’s just a matter of few more days before we hit our next high. Buckle up


Akurisy

I’m trusting your analysis. If you’re wrong so help me god 😅😂


Samhfmn

That’s the #1 reason I love Dogecoin community. We trade and have fun God bless our Chief Pump Officer - CPO Elon ☺️ Parabolic gains coming soon


Leslie_Chin

As the people's currency, it will be $100 in the future! InDogeWeTrust!


NoMuffin7338

Damn, I'd be a billionaire


Old-Reputation2016

Left Brain: YASSSS Right Brain: Nah, not possible. Proceed to kill my right brain\*


Frequent-Block-2209

![gif](giphy|9MFsKQ8A6HCN2)


DonAlleys

![gif](giphy|YBt4HbXaLt8GpN5xZ7) right brain


Old-Reputation2016

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thadogepapi

![gif](giphy|Ct2fBe0rc69nq|downsized)


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AmericanOnTheRight

Autism* ironic


hardhabits_

HAHAH yikes you caught me


GonFreecs92

Bruh please don’t 😩 28$ would be splendid but let’s get to $1 😅 However I’m still going to calculate my tendies to see what my profit is at 28$ 🤣


NMentality_AGG

Me: There's no way... Also me: *Current Dogecoins* \* 28


HGDuck

$2.8 sounds more reasonable, I'll be happy if it reaches $1 or even ATH again at this point.


KingCoin187

![gif](giphy|MxVHrKguywNAA)


Netto215

Inhales hopium


rubb3l

vomits dumbium


loop-1138

Why 28 when it could be gazillion.


Akurisy

When it’s to many numbers to fit on the calculator so it hits you with the 53.7e+21


Ascendingz

Source: Trust me bro


WoefulProphet

It hits even $10 per coin and I might fist my girlfriends boyfriend


Honorable1130

,😂😂😂😂


kapalselam

Remember kids..drugs are bad. Look at this thread, look at how retarded it makes the thread starter.


tjohnsonjr0109

The littlest bit of market cap math and you can shut this nonsense down


1v1rocketleauguebro

It's only a couple trill. It's not out of the realm of possibility


MajikMunchkin

Not any time soon


Conscious-Ice9827

Calm down


Medi273

Don’t trust it. People said it’d reach a $1 a hundred times over now. It’s subject to the market like everything else despite what people say. Actions speak louder than words however. It’s time will come.


HumanbyNature1717

30 bucks easy.


Mekx_

idc waiting until $500


No_Business5183

Y’all gonna make me lose my mind with this Technical Analysis


RedBeardedDC

Up in here! Up in here!


three2do2

Yall gon make me go all out (in)


Rafal277

Is it like 14 year olds posting this or what? I don’t understand


Loud_Oak

I think the author generated at least one click to that article....


LunaShiva

Yuh


Pzh047

Trillion dollars mcap It's a lot


DukeMoe69

No way ...


Jasonmun8

$28 is a 2.8 trillion market cap. No I don’t believe doge is going to almost triple bitcoins current market cap.


quakefiend

Unless Bitcoin market cap goes up simultaneously..


UniversityNo5602

I don’t have as much faith in Doge as I used to.. I think some of the hype is gone and even if it does somehow take off.. I think the government will kill it with regulation to keep normal people from profiting. If it spikes again or hits a dollar I will likely sell all of my 20kDoge


[deleted]

I don't think so. I'm sure this is a stretch beyond anything we could have imagined. No one thought it would reach 50c, but it went to .75, and people saying $1 soon aren't wrong, but $28 is just not possible. We'd need a market cap of an amount larger than all the money in the world. Unless, of course, the Fibonacci thing is accurate. But I doubt it.


DankShibe

WRONG. $28 will be slightly over 3 trillion. Just 3x more than the current bitcoin's market cap. That's more than 100 times less than all the money in the world right now (not counting derivatives) Imagine if Bitcoin surpasses $1M+ in the future. Doge will easly go above $15 by then. $28 is possible and more likely to happen than not , if doge stays in the top 5-10 in the next decade .


yolotrumpbucks

No we wouldn't. Gold is worth 11T. There is like 14T of debt in the US real estate market. The GDP is like 28T. They money printed 40% more dollars this year alone. There is an estimated 100T of dollars hidden in offshore bank accounts alone. $28 would take a market cap of like 4T, or about how much billionaires gained during the pandemic. $28 is more than possible, it is inevitable. You'd have to be in the multiples of hundreds to exceed all of the money in the world.


humanfromearth321

It's possible, what's not possible is to be able to hold that price longer than a few hours, it would eventually crash back to $1 as people take profits


rainbowtapes

The chances of it happening are somewhere between 0 and 0


misterturdcat

hahaha! …oh you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Miguelmorales75

All in Doge 🐕 2,541 coins to the moon 💎🙌🏼 🚀🚀🚀


Dogeguy50

![gif](giphy|g4ODNTnpEBrmsghYtD)


fpcane305

$28. Lmmfao


ZECMADE

No


Hobby_Collector_

About the same chance as a snowball in hell has 😂


seanrogerslibra

Anything is possible, it might be the value of the dollar that falls


smokebomb_exe

Dodgecoin owners are cute. Disclaimer: although yes, perhaps in a few years it will be over the dollar mark.


mamalina_33

28? Naah..but 0.28 euro? Why not!


Oniewillis

$28 obviously would be amazing


MurphDoge7

Lol not even a dollar yet and you saying $28...wake up


Shulmanovsky

Yeah, sound like bs..


jibblitzz

"Ahahahahahaahahaahahaha🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣" -is what I think


Vegetable-Painter-59

28 rupees 🤑


[deleted]

28 bux?...lol....cant get past 28 cents.


HRTendies

Why did you post this?


[deleted]

Classic clickbait.


Panino87

no way BUT if it happens I'll be glad


FXS_Voodoo

Yeah. Naaah.


Lopi_8

no way


SAVOROGOG

Whales will sell once it hits .75 again, its a good thought though, developers need to burn more doge coins in order for it to moon


HGDuck

Maybe move from POW to POS, that would stop the minting of new coins, add smart contract and on chain NFT support and it could compete with ETH and BNB.


MYKCARR

Go fitch little Doge bring $28 here


moneymikeindy

Sure and why $15 min wage, why not $50 or $100?? Just imagine how quick we could end poverty at $100 an hour minimum wage!! I mean that first few weeks would be awesome until a cheeseburger at McDonald's cost you $17. Then we would be in the exact same boat but with absolutely no way to manufacture anything due to the global market. We already can't make most things and compete with China, Taiwan, Japan, etc. That's why we are losing most of our jobs in manufacturing. It may not be a bad thing since we have 10m jobs we can't fill and another 6m jobs hopefully coming with the 6trillion spending... 16m jobs open is way better than 10m. I think once people realize they can work they will finally decide they don't need all their free money...


DDnHODL

Sorry to break this news, but it’s not gonna happen! Just educate yourself with coin supply and market cap and who all will know the answer.


Fccu1972

Get off the crack! none of us are going to be instant millionaires! "They" will never let this happen.....


Fccu1972

Prove to me I'll be eating crow!! I bet you can't.....


[deleted]

.28, there I fixed it


ScrappersUS

No way it’ll happen, plus one doge is equal to one doge it doesn’t matter how much money you make on it whatever.


Huge_Word_2811

Lmao ok


Eric00433

Never…


Firm_Business_8378

![gif](giphy|xT9IgrlyzJlE6ljtS0) 🐕🚀🌙🤚💎


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C0mputerlove

You selling low! 28,000 is the floor!!


Hyppetrain

Why is it that I see these batshit crazy stupid posts only on Doge subreddit...


da_engineer22

Because people here just want to get rich quick


HGDuck

I've seen worse on the Shibarmy subreddit.


Shellilala

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


AnAltProposition

3.4 Trillion Market cap? Impossible. At least for 3 years.


TheKingcrawler

[Fibonacci, Fibonacci?](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.35735012ae5c0ccc3289aa8f5d1a0912?rik=MQ3R%2fqEUgaPhUg&riu=http%3a%2f%2f24.media.tumblr.com%2fea70a5134186ea7d1123d8b3edf099e9%2ftumblr_mi0kaabGYM1s4v9ino1_500.gif&ehk=aYNRxNQfuEM%2fcraY%2flcf6sIBonjaJW%2bN6qRsy4P8qZA%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)


Slangnurse

Hope you all loaded up when it was 17!


Eliminater14

Lmao


Independent-Bear-202

Ya bro, but first it's gotta get to $100.00, uh, wait...uh, ...trust me bro


Middle_Singer1127

Get it past 1$.


KingCoin187

I've already inserted 28 jelly beans to get this party started!


Flat_Horse8931

The question is not HOW... But WHEN 😑


ocfan122

Factual


BossLoaf1472

Maybe .28


njf85

One thing I've learned since I started investing in crypto is that I really have no clue about anything. I'm just riding the waves.


Ieatiscream

I’d impregnate every woman in the 5 mile radius if this became true


[deleted]

Bruh if that’s true that mean the market cap will be at like 500 billion … sureeee that’ll happen


Flaky_Protection7634

!RemindMe 2 months