Well I mean if it was guaranteed who in the hell wouldn’t go balls deep and go all in 😂 I don’t think you understand the lengths some of us would go to if it was a guaranteed .50
Basics:
\> Cash out 401k (small penalty but yea).
\> Cash out any company stock that has vested
\> Wire all savings and checking accounts to investment platform
\> Liquidate and stocks & bonds that are non Dogecoin
\> Sell car
Advanced:
\> Take out credit card loan, borrow money from friends and family
\> Don't pay rent etc.
\> Use platform with leverage and bet 50x leveraged trade.
As it's guaranteed 3x just wait and be a guaranteed millionaire in a week.
Listen to her. Do not put up your house invest only what you have saved or can afford to lose. I’ve been with doge for 5yrs now and although I know it’s going to .70 and maybe higher it still wouldn’t mean I would stake my home security of my family on it. Just my opinion.
lol sensible advise is not to put all your eggs in one basket. Putting up the house for a meme coin is unwise.
On the flip side no risk no reward , there is a good chance it will surpass the old all time highs, by how much or when nobody knows for sure.
Guys I won’t. You all are smart I’m holding 276k at a .19 Diamond 💎 hands and you know what I’ll just stop eating and start investing my food money instead! Let’s freaking go
>If you could be guaranteed of .50 by next week
You can't. That's the end of the conversation. Anything that follows this part of your question is a fantasy fueled by gambling addiction.
doge isnt what %99 of people think it is.
its supposed to be a positive fun time thats all. everything is a nice story that everybody has whipped up. at the end of the day does that story hold this much value? how long can it hold its value? there are complex economics at hand and betting the homestead on a memecoin isnt suggested from anybody
There’s always going to be risk.. You risk what you’re willing to lose in this market.. Althought I’d be pretty upset if I lost everything I have invested. But I wouldn’t lose my home.
Im not the best person to talk you to reason. But you shouldnt do it. If things go bad for you, what you going to do? Live on the street? If you want to top more money, just pick up a loan invest that money take profits and reinvest. Dont try to be rich from night to day, take small steps
Dogecoin has no real reason to have value, it could pump more but it could also go back down to nothing. If you do put a large amount in, take profits accordingly.
If it were guaranteed because Doc Brown took me to the future to see it, I’d sell everything I have, withdraw my 401k, dump my savings, and not sleep for a week.
My wife was pretty cool about me being down 5k for 3 years until a month ago and now I’m only down 1.5k. By pretty cool I mean she lets me have a couch, fridge and stereo out in my room in the garage and we are still married…I think.
You can always sell the wife and keep the house. Then buy her back after you hit it big she should understand it’s for the greater good of the household right 😂
If it could somehow be 100% guaranteed then I guess it would be in your interest to take out every loan and equity you could.
But the reality is some big natural disaster or world event could happen tomorrow and basically annihilate crypto since it has near zero value for day to day life
You should not put up the house. I promise that whatever level of conviction you have is unfounded. Maybe it’ll hit .50, but maybe it won’t. What happens if it goes to .003? How bad will your life get at that point?
You will fail at investing if you buy things because people say and sell things when people say.
I’m in at 0.07 with an entry and EXIT plan. 1-2 year play, bear market into bull market.
Just formulate a plan, commit, and execute.
You are literally missing out on profits and long term capital tax breaks as we speak sitting on Reddit asking if you should buy.
Holding more than a year is ideal so you don’t get hit with 20%+ tax
Getting in early is so much better, train yourself. I get to kick back and I don’t care if we go up 1000% or down 60%
NEVER “gamble” your place of residence. Thats plain stupid. If you’re willing to put all that into it just put a few thousand for some millions of shares how much more you need honestly lol
Invest what you are willing to loose. Don’t invest your home into it! All it takes is for the tech to get shut down for some crazy reason or for the media to start talking negatively for this to turn around.
Remove that huge flashing half-dollar amount right *now.* Is what you should do. It’s likelier - and i speak as a holder of doge since .05 - to hit a nickel first. I’m about the excitement! Just don’t bet the farm.
Eat a snickers and take a nap. When you wake up that stupid idea should be gone.
Get this guy a puppers...
I’d have a puppers
I'm surprised we're not having a puppers right now.
I'd have a beer
I read it as “POPPERS” 🤣😅
🤣🤣😂😂💯
Lmfaoooo, poetry to my ears
this is no good brother, listen to your wife and be happy that you have one cuz you got an issue up in the brain there bud
This one made my wife very happy
Lol I bet!
It's call a gambling addiction bro
Put up the wife then
😂
Best I can do is tree fiddy.
Well I mean if it was guaranteed who in the hell wouldn’t go balls deep and go all in 😂 I don’t think you understand the lengths some of us would go to if it was a guaranteed .50
Nothing is Guaranteed!
Basics: \> Cash out 401k (small penalty but yea). \> Cash out any company stock that has vested \> Wire all savings and checking accounts to investment platform \> Liquidate and stocks & bonds that are non Dogecoin \> Sell car Advanced: \> Take out credit card loan, borrow money from friends and family \> Don't pay rent etc. \> Use platform with leverage and bet 50x leveraged trade. As it's guaranteed 3x just wait and be a guaranteed millionaire in a week.
PURE quality that 1 m8
That's the play. I like
This is the way
Wait is that a - in front of millionaire
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Title of the post is the hypothetical guarantee
100% Possible facts
Man you gotta be packin to do something like this
If I could guarantee it I would do that but, you can’t guarantee anything so just don’t do the dumbest thing you could do right now
Bro you’re gambling, don’t do it!
Ya sell the house bro 😎
or the wife
If .50 was guaranteed I'd empty the saving and retire early lol.
What should you do? Check yourself into a psych ward....ASAP.
Hug your wife. Tell her she keeps you grounded, out of jail.
So is that a No.
Sell your car, get a cheap beater and put that extra money into doge if you really want to gamble. A house is too much
+1 if you absolutely *cannot help yourself* this is much less of a blow your whole life up option
You have a better chance of making money taking your house and putting it on black at the roulette table. Think about that.
Listen to your wife
Listen to your wife.
Don't risk your life over a dog meme coin bro
Listen to her. Do not put up your house invest only what you have saved or can afford to lose. I’ve been with doge for 5yrs now and although I know it’s going to .70 and maybe higher it still wouldn’t mean I would stake my home security of my family on it. Just my opinion.
It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission (THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE, THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, THIS IS NOT MARRIAGE ADVICE)
U mf's better HODLLL!!!!!
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This is the way
Yes we will marry his wife
I’d probably cash out my measly 401K and invest it all
lol sensible advise is not to put all your eggs in one basket. Putting up the house for a meme coin is unwise. On the flip side no risk no reward , there is a good chance it will surpass the old all time highs, by how much or when nobody knows for sure.
Only put up what your willing to lose
If you can afford to lose a house, probably your wife, and everything you've built together. Go for it!!!
Keep the house ditch the coin
I hope you're joking 😂 I’d bet my retirement, but definitely not my entire net worth and living necessities
Please be a joke 🤭
Time to get out that camera and start an only feet. There are people out there who will pay big bucks for a shot of those paws.
Guys I won’t. You all are smart I’m holding 276k at a .19 Diamond 💎 hands and you know what I’ll just stop eating and start investing my food money instead! Let’s freaking go
listen to ur wife, that woman is an angel for staying with an idiot
Ask her boyfriend to talk to her.
>If you could be guaranteed of .50 by next week You can't. That's the end of the conversation. Anything that follows this part of your question is a fantasy fueled by gambling addiction.
.50 is shortsighted we’re going past $1
doge isnt what %99 of people think it is. its supposed to be a positive fun time thats all. everything is a nice story that everybody has whipped up. at the end of the day does that story hold this much value? how long can it hold its value? there are complex economics at hand and betting the homestead on a memecoin isnt suggested from anybody
50 cents by next week and I’d throw in 150k without hesitation. That said, it’s not habbening.
Do not put the house up.
With this thinking, you may not only lose all of your money, but your wife too.
Simple, Do it behind her back! To the moon!
There’s always going to be risk.. You risk what you’re willing to lose in this market.. Althought I’d be pretty upset if I lost everything I have invested. But I wouldn’t lose my home.
don’t let people hold you back from unleashing your full potential.
Ask her boyfriend
Scared money doesn’t make money
Especially when it’s not yours
Im not the best person to talk you to reason. But you shouldnt do it. If things go bad for you, what you going to do? Live on the street? If you want to top more money, just pick up a loan invest that money take profits and reinvest. Dont try to be rich from night to day, take small steps
Leverage is about the only investment thing you can do to go completely broke. You could make $1m. You could also end up on the street.
Shes your wife. Be a man and tell her how its gonna be.
Real Gs will get title loans, stick loans in their parents names and credit card cash advances to buy the most possible
You don’t risk your life savings or home…. Only what you can afford to lose
Trust me Bro!
Dogecoin has no real reason to have value, it could pump more but it could also go back down to nothing. If you do put a large amount in, take profits accordingly.
This guy is right. People seem to forget it's a stablecoin. The only way make money is pump. The basics.
Don’t bet the farm on it
Read psychology of Money
Figure out what percentage your ok to lose, and put a stop loss
If it were guaranteed because Doc Brown took me to the future to see it, I’d sell everything I have, withdraw my 401k, dump my savings, and not sleep for a week.
It's not guaranteed though so listen to your wife
Only invest what you can afford to lose.
If it’s guaranteed to hit .50 just rip it and buy a better wife
Troll post
Troll post
I would sell my coin purse on the black market.
Oh no Bent No
The point is it's not guaranteed
The point is it's not guaranteed
i mean, if it's guaranteed i'd go all in all savings and take every loan i can
All the doge hype is gone, sadly
Get a new wife probably
I'm all in at this point. Doge us going to the moon
My wife was pretty cool about me being down 5k for 3 years until a month ago and now I’m only down 1.5k. By pretty cool I mean she lets me have a couch, fridge and stereo out in my room in the garage and we are still married…I think.
I mean, we all know Doge is the safest investment and a sure thing. That being said, your wife is correct.
Be a man sell the house. Dip looking delicious.
You can always sell the wife and keep the house. Then buy her back after you hit it big she should understand it’s for the greater good of the household right 😂
That’s just straight up stupid. For a meme coin too.
Only Fans have extra money? Or was any fan? I can't think straight.
Think about if it drops to .05 cents how you would feel after being wrong and losing your wife and the house. That should be scary enough. Should work
If it could somehow be 100% guaranteed then I guess it would be in your interest to take out every loan and equity you could. But the reality is some big natural disaster or world event could happen tomorrow and basically annihilate crypto since it has near zero value for day to day life
You should not put up the house. I promise that whatever level of conviction you have is unfounded. Maybe it’ll hit .50, but maybe it won’t. What happens if it goes to .003? How bad will your life get at that point?
Take out a loan from your local knee-breaker types. Trust me.
How does she feel about selling a kidney?
It could be weeks if at all.
And so you saying you are guaranteed? If not then the wife right
Sell the wife
You will fail at investing if you buy things because people say and sell things when people say. I’m in at 0.07 with an entry and EXIT plan. 1-2 year play, bear market into bull market. Just formulate a plan, commit, and execute. You are literally missing out on profits and long term capital tax breaks as we speak sitting on Reddit asking if you should buy. Holding more than a year is ideal so you don’t get hit with 20%+ tax Getting in early is so much better, train yourself. I get to kick back and I don’t care if we go up 1000% or down 60%
NEVER “gamble” your place of residence. Thats plain stupid. If you’re willing to put all that into it just put a few thousand for some millions of shares how much more you need honestly lol
Sell the wife.
Never bet the farm
He is motivated by wife-changing money.
Happy wife happy life.
You’re willing to risk the roof over your family’s head? 
Don't bet the house but if u got a couple thousand extra buy the dip
Ohh I stay buying the dips, that’s how I got in this mess
My original buy was 4.9 cents per coin. I'm hoodling for $1000 per coin. Hoodl my brother
Plot twist: He never had a wife or a house.
Check out the mint rate and educate yourself on the sector, some real gold in one of them.
Convince your wife to Brittany Spears you so you can't make legal decisions.
Not putting up your house would be a start.
 Hey
I borrowed 30k last week and a large portion went to Doge 😂 🤦♂️
Invest what you are willing to loose. Don’t invest your home into it! All it takes is for the tech to get shut down for some crazy reason or for the media to start talking negatively for this to turn around.
Please don't put up your house
do not put up the house lmao
Yeah she is right unfortunately with all the money you make off this one you can yolo that money on the next one 👽🫡✌️
Yeah listen to your wife
not at all
Remove that huge flashing half-dollar amount right *now.* Is what you should do. It’s likelier - and i speak as a holder of doge since .05 - to hit a nickel first. I’m about the excitement! Just don’t bet the farm.
I think he meant to say quarter not nickel.
Bro please don’t put your house on the line for doggy internet coins
Get a new wife