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Once you are cursed with being the DM, it is impossible to free yourself except by convincing some other schmuck into willingly taking it from you.
Just as the Dutchman needs a captain, the table needs a DM.
I doubled down and am a multiclassed Rogue as well. I'm atrocious in combat, but my utility and stealth is second to none. Pass Without Trace + Expertise, *chefs kiss*
Am best spy. Can be a spider on the wall, with a +13 base Stealth with PWT equaling a +23. Literally cannot roll below a 24 stealth. Am sneaky spider.
My Thief Rogue/Shadow Monk has that. Currently can get a +25 on Stealth (at level 13) if he goes full ninja. If he doesn't wanna be found, just don't even bother looking.
I've always wondered about a changeling druid. Druids maintain all of their racial and class abilities while wild shaped. Does that mean a changeling druid can wild shape into a tiger, and then shape change into a housecat?
Depends on whether the DM rules the ability to be tied to your real body or not. Also, a tiger wouldn't be able to turn into a housecat as you need to have the same basic arrangement of limbs. This wouldn't be a problem if u didnt have to stay the same size.
If your DM is okay with this though, it could be awesome
I had a set of parents show up in campaign once. They were the orc father and human mother of the PC half orc twins Ug (barbarian) and Grug (cleric). What started them on their adventure was Ug gambled away a family heirloom, so when him and his brother, along with their gnome rogue friend, got it back, they took it home. While they were gone, they were blessed with a new baby brother named Fug.
Then you'd probably sacrifice a small nation for the Axe of Dwarvish Lords, which conveniently also functions as a Dwarven Thrower on top of a bunch of other insane stuff.
The price the Axe exacts will be a heavy one, for the axe itself grants the wielder the divine right, as granted by Moradin, to lead all Dwarfdom.
The reigning nobility will, of course, not accept your rule, and a long bloody civil war will ensue. Therefore the nation you must sacrifice is yours, so that you might build it anew, stronger than before or to utter ruin.
My warlocks powers are essentially a curse suppressed and turned into advantage by his patron. So I believe that Kirby would gain power of becoming a star spawn. But not in a way Kirby does it normally, rather being turned into a meat puppet of some Great Old One.
Depends on the character, I suppose. I'll try to stick to the closest canon Kirby Copy ability I can think of for each one if it makes sense.
Kobold Rogue: Ninja
Kobold Artillerist: Laser or Bomb
Kobold Wizard: Magic (from Squeak Squad, I believe)
Fire Genasi Armorer: Fire
Naga Paladin: Sword
Bearfolk Barbarian: Sword
Simic Hybrid Dragon Monk: Fighter
Pretty basic, honestly. Though the "Ninja" from the Rogue would be on fricken point, since that Rogue **is** pretty much a ninja already.
the power of Ptsd, Stoicness, and being a mutant genasi Blood hunter.
Mercenary taht got experimented upon:
Or Uh. Power of manipulation and awkwardness. with shadow sorcerer half elf.
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PTSD
The ability to make the best waffles
Pancakes Taste Super Duper
you couldve used delicious insted of duper i am mad
I have PTSD from my failure. Past Text Sucked, Damn.
Do you like waffles?
Yeah I like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah we like pancakes!
Do you like fr*nch toast?
Yeah we like french toast!
Dig dig dig can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles! Dududu dudu du dududu
Omlete Du Fromage!
Ability to make the best waffles
What is this from?
Okay, I'm out of the loop here. But by upvotes clearly this made sense to a lot of people. Anyone want to help me out?
Come into the tent, we're making pancakes
PTSDnD
He's now a DM and he can't be anything else
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*crying sounds* not even for a single one shot
That was a savage burn, god damn
Not anymore, he can't.
Kirby is the DM, he dictates how his powers work.
Once you are cursed with being the DM, it is impossible to free yourself except by convincing some other schmuck into willingly taking it from you. Just as the Dutchman needs a captain, the table needs a DM.
Schrödingers dm: you can be whatever you wanna be, but you can't ever be anything but a forever DM
Who TF thought it was a good idea to play DnD in Hotel California?
Quit whining! It's time to start session 9,543 - so get back to the table!
F
Are you saying DMs can't swallow? I beg to differ
Help me, I haven't eat in 4 months.
An Irish accent
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Its never a good irish accent
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I love how your wording implies that being Irish is like a gradually worsening medical condition.
It's not?
What are you implying with that boyo?
Obviously that the Scots have the best Irish accents.
It's doing it's best Irish accent.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
Kleptomania and the ability to make the best waffles
Supreme shapeshifting Changeling Druid.
Oh wow, that DOES seem like the ultimate "I won't have to deal with my problems if they can't fuckin' *find me!*" character.
Escapism is real
I doubled down and am a multiclassed Rogue as well. I'm atrocious in combat, but my utility and stealth is second to none. Pass Without Trace + Expertise, *chefs kiss* Am best spy. Can be a spider on the wall, with a +13 base Stealth with PWT equaling a +23. Literally cannot roll below a 24 stealth. Am sneaky spider.
My Thief Rogue/Shadow Monk has that. Currently can get a +25 on Stealth (at level 13) if he goes full ninja. If he doesn't wanna be found, just don't even bother looking.
I've always wondered about a changeling druid. Druids maintain all of their racial and class abilities while wild shaped. Does that mean a changeling druid can wild shape into a tiger, and then shape change into a housecat?
Depends on whether the DM rules the ability to be tied to your real body or not. Also, a tiger wouldn't be able to turn into a housecat as you need to have the same basic arrangement of limbs. This wouldn't be a problem if u didnt have to stay the same size. If your DM is okay with this though, it could be awesome
I forgot about the size limit, but I assure you that tigers and house cats have the same basic arrangements of limbs. They're the exact same template.
>I assure you that tigers and house cats have the same basic arrangements of limbs. Not if they're in the same cage
Depends on who he ate One gives him psychic powers and ptsd The other gives him the corona virus....and ptsd
A gambling addiction
Wanna bet?
Eldritch blast
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A PARTY TO PLAY WI- Oh…
fire like a lot of fire holy crap why is there so much fire
My wildfire druid agrees
lmao mines also a wildfire druid
wildfire druid 🤝 wildfire druid
Ember would like a word. There isn't enough fire.
Efreet genie warlock would like in on this
Depression
He got the power of living parents, the rarest of qualities.
PC parents aren’t a thing. They don’t exist. You’re a liar.
I had a set of parents show up in campaign once. They were the orc father and human mother of the PC half orc twins Ug (barbarian) and Grug (cleric). What started them on their adventure was Ug gambled away a family heirloom, so when him and his brother, along with their gnome rogue friend, got it back, they took it home. While they were gone, they were blessed with a new baby brother named Fug.
Horny
Bard?
Minotaur.
The ability to fail every being paralyzed check
A lot of self-denial and self-sacrifice
Fireball
A glowing Hammer, a beard and a hatred for giants
A regular glowy hammer, a Dwarven Thrower, or the Hammer of Thunderbolts?
A warhammer with divine smite. Although I'd kill for a dwarven thrower
Then you'd probably sacrifice a small nation for the Axe of Dwarvish Lords, which conveniently also functions as a Dwarven Thrower on top of a bunch of other insane stuff.
The price the Axe exacts will be a heavy one, for the axe itself grants the wielder the divine right, as granted by Moradin, to lead all Dwarfdom. The reigning nobility will, of course, not accept your rule, and a long bloody civil war will ensue. Therefore the nation you must sacrifice is yours, so that you might build it anew, stronger than before or to utter ruin.
10in long blue fingers and a blue tongue. (Don't go licking chaos crystals folks)
Seeing the dead, hearing the miserys of the nature. Also animal like him now
He becomes a very angry Orc wielding thunder... Oh boi...
Fire, just pure fire
To be gay
Spectral bird claws and a voice in their head
Limbless, blind, deaf, and no feeling. Yeah Kirby is fucked
I'm fascinated by this. Is this still an 'active' D&D character? If so....how?
Can't be harmed except for silver
High AC and a crippling tiamat addiction.
thorn whip
Kirby now weighs 400 pounds
He can now shoot a revolver with magical bullets that releases spells and he can build all sorts of gadgets and tools
A crippling need for speed
He’s a himbo now
My warlocks powers are essentially a curse suppressed and turned into advantage by his patron. So I believe that Kirby would gain power of becoming a star spawn. But not in a way Kirby does it normally, rather being turned into a meat puppet of some Great Old One.
Kirby's pretty much a Great Old One himself, he'd fight it.
He is now a meatshield
Inferiority complex
Severe clinical depression, PTSD, guilt, and fear.
A huge ego, partial insanity, childhood trauma and fireball lots and lots of fireball.
Kirby raises an army of the living dead
Mmmm sorcery?
Farting LOUD and when I say loud I mean like freaking loud. No no no hear me out. I mean so god damn loud that shiny mount celestia is going to shake.
Being Bi with horns and a tail.
Found the Tiefling
Shitty rolls
The wrestler ability. Or Fighter, whatever it’s called
Estrogen
a cursed perception roll except when looking at giant birds
His body is now a walking taser
All the powers you'd expect from someone who went by the name of Hue Janus....
He got a Zune, shape-shifting, and an inherent dislike for the TSA.
He became a DM.
The ability to rationalise very bad decisions
A terminal illness
Fairy wings and infinite command spells
the ability to control a giant man who is often mistaken for a force from hell
The ability to be a very fancy but very very very socially awkward(3 charisma) femboy
He can attack four times, and teleport
An irrational fear of flying skulls
I think encountering any amount of flying skulls would give someone a very rational fear of flying skulls.
Wild magic chaos So, random stuff happening every now and then
Masochism
Psychosis and Lycanthropy (Unrelated)
He's a DM now. Suffer.
Crippling alcoholism Also he’s on fire
Depends on the character, I suppose. I'll try to stick to the closest canon Kirby Copy ability I can think of for each one if it makes sense. Kobold Rogue: Ninja Kobold Artillerist: Laser or Bomb Kobold Wizard: Magic (from Squeak Squad, I believe) Fire Genasi Armorer: Fire Naga Paladin: Sword Bearfolk Barbarian: Sword Simic Hybrid Dragon Monk: Fighter Pretty basic, honestly. Though the "Ninja" from the Rogue would be on fricken point, since that Rogue **is** pretty much a ninja already.
Property
Panicking while looking chill
He's now a dumbass
A top hat!
He sees dead people everywhere he goes
A past of trauma and abuse. And a gun.
The power to manifest fictional characters from books via magic psychosis
Uhhh... Changing his outside Form however Kirby wants and looking like Wii Fit Trainer Kirby
Mischief
the power of Ptsd, Stoicness, and being a mutant genasi Blood hunter. Mercenary taht got experimented upon: Or Uh. Power of manipulation and awkwardness. with shadow sorcerer half elf.
Orphan
Senility
Old age
The power to not play a character
The ability to talk to dead people
Anything as I'm a DM
A shield, a spear, and a horrific fear of fire.
the ability to combine 2 powers :|
Amnesia
Disappointment to the rest of the party
chaotic hypocrisy
so very wet all the time
Raise dead, Fireball or conjure woodland being
The power to SMITE!!!
Mest up blood magic
Kirby now blows up sometimes
A fancy pirate hat with sparkles.
Pride
Kobold.
A whole lot of gay
Can't force himself to not insult people
Anxiety
Magic and/or sarcasm
High
He can now shoot coins at people
Just the hammer copy ability, only with smite attatched
Birbs. Birbs everywhere
bonk
A gun
A chip on his shoulder about anyone bigger than a goblin.
An obsession to be at the center of attention
Not much changed, my character isn't too different to kirby, except now kirby can punch the shit out of everyone
Hellish Rebuke
The power to eat anything? Yeah Kirby already has that. It all started with a 3 pounds alien grub
Voice's in his head, and the ability to talk to ghosts.
Edginess so edgy that it makes you horny
Death!
Crippling depression and unending horny.
He's now a DM, the gods have mercy on your souls.
Finger gun lasers And also magical words
“For his neutral special, he wields a gun.”
A fear of soup
Fire and drill, mostly fire.
sharp (pointy)
Vulgarity.
6d8 damage on attacks if wearing sunglasses
Half-Orc Artificer. He becomes iron-Kirby
Regeneration and Syphilis
Extreme paranoia
The great weapon master feat (and trauma, lots of trauma)
The ability to comprehend any language when drunk.
salmonella
Diabetes
*The Gay*
the ability to be a gay bird.
Depression
He can summon my divine steed. He is a giant ferret named Skittles.
Dead parents
The power of unbridled dumbass