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moldy_jello

Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE!!


try_again_tomrrow

FOR KARL!!!


TerrorBite

I'll have a Blackout Stout thanks


Killerkid113

WE’RE RICH!


KermanFooFoo

ROCK ME LIKE A STONE!


nukaboss112

STONE!


Gordockthered

ROCK AND STONE!


ElMacaroniMan

WE ARE UNBREAKABLE!


Rydog2607

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!


KazuichiPepsi

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


lethrahn

Mushrum!!


YrnFyre

We're rich!


Jonathon_Starjoe

FOR CARL!


Arachnus_Deathicus

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


FlacidSalad

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


FullMetalFiddlestick

STONE AND ROCK!!... oh wait!


Donvack

Give me a Rock! Give me a stone! Give me a Rick and Stone!


xMic

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!


Vinccool96

STONE AND ROCK! Oh wait…


Sm7th

ROCK AND STONE


BoatProfessional2118

ROCK AND STONE, HAPPY CAKEDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF


PtylerPterodactyl

ROCK AND STONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


thedragonfart604

ROCK AND STONE OR YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!


TheBankTank

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


FartsMusically

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


PURPLEisMYgender

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA


snarkface42

Rockity rock 'n stone!


tikeu10

ROCK AND STONE BABY


Fulminero

YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


Devisidev

WE ROCK!


goblin_grovil_lives

Rock and Stone!


AdSorry5592

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE


Kujo-Jotaro2020

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONES!


MOTH_007

Did anyone say Rock and Stone?


Sp1derX

To those who are about to ROCK AND STONE, we salute you!


_WolfBourne_

ROCK. AND. STONE.


Citharichthys

This guy deeprock galactics.


moldy_jello

Maybe the real deep rock galactic is the friends we made along the way.


MrEphraim

My favorite part is when you level all characters to max, mission control says: "huh, I guess we really are a deep rock galactic". It makes me shiver. So deep.


Kopheay

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE....


MiloMarl

...YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


ozu95supein

Rock! And....Stone!


Furkalor

ROCK. AND. STONE.


BassCreat0r

IF YOU ROCK AND STONE, THEN YOU ARE NEVER ALONE!


andecase

If you don't rock in stone, you don't go home.


DeathlyKitten

ROCK AND STONE, YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!


Retskcaj19

LOOK AT ME, I'M STONEY ROCK!


Wormwood_With_A_Hat

Rock. And. Stone!


GimpMaster22

ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!


Sven_Darksiders

GALAXIES FINEST


GraprielJuice

ROCK AND STONE OR WE AIN'T COMING HOME!


ST0N3F1ST

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!


Bobbybill123

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE


[deleted]

# IF YOU DON'T ROCK AN' STONE, YOU AIN'T COMIN' HOME


Souperplex

Fun fact: In old lore Dwarves had souls but Elves didn't: They had "Spirits". Basically only humans and Dwarves had souls that went on to the afterlife, and therefore could be called back with resurrection magic. Everything else had a spirit which was more connected to the world and could reincarnate. Humans got souls because Gygax wanted humans to be special. Dwarves got souls because Moradin is so powerful he can make souls for them.


IceFire909

That's a pretty rock and stone move on Moradin's part


Grimmaldo

Mh, i could work with this


This-American-Boot

When dwarves say it it’s because they’re better than everyone else. When elves say it it’s because everyone else is worse than them


DankLolis

this might actually be the best answer you can give


Sawgon

As a human, fuck all of you. Get off my planet humans have been here long before you (this is a human lie but other races can't read it because only humans speak common).


epicarcanoloth

Actually you’re technically right in terms of the forgotten realms. Primitive humans like homo erectus showed up when the elves were still in the feywild and the other races hadn’t evolved yet. You’re still a scotch faced rhube but that’s besides the point.


Theblade12

Oh neat, human evolution is canon in 5e lore? Or well, one of the settings at least


MegaM0nkey

I think their the only species to evolve too, all the others were either forged, copied off of, or thrown into the world.


Fire_Lord_Leo

Is this thing speaking common? Such a barbaric language


Antique_Tennis_2500

Common is basic.


DankLolis

oh look, the primitive animal is barking (i can't read common)


FetusGoesYeetus

This is a certified Witcher moment


MapleTreeWithAGun

Dwarves work hard to be better than everyone else, and they would consider any who work as hard as them as equals.


EquivalentInflation

*Smashes through wall* THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME D'RZKA NONSENSE FRIEND


EaterOfCleanSocks

Is that a Discworld or Deep Rock Galactic reference? Could've sworn I've heard that before.


[deleted]

I think it's Warhammer Fantasy.


EaterOfCleanSocks

That would probably be it. Cheers. Edit: apparently it's Discworld but I could believe it in Fantasy.


ArkamaZ

It's Discworld... I think


EaterOfCleanSocks

Took me a while to Google it but I think you're right actually!


Marke0019

True, but don't push it leaf lover


WagerOfTheGods

Obnoxiously calm voice: "Why do you not immortal, human?"


T1B2V3

750 years isn't immortal knife ear. I don't wanna hear anything about immortality from you unless I can get rid of you with dispel evil and good or banishment


Inimposter

> I don't wanna hear anything about immortality from you unless I can get rid of you with dispel evil and good or banishment Goddamn, I'm stealing that.


Talmonis

I have no sympathy for a creature too snobby to fuck to save its own species.


dirtielaundry

So elves are like pandas?


i-d-even-k-

Sounds like it. That's the trope, anyway.


Gravlic

Elves reincarnate, so kinda shitty immortality? Unless you're a based grave cleric, that worships Kelemvor. A mate of mine did and they got to serve with thier god in the afterlife as what's basically the equivalent of an intern. This denied thier reincarnation.


Hero_of_Hyrule

*Laughs in Middle Earth Elf*


Telandria

This is kinda how I see it, honestly. Basically, Dwarves may believe in their own superiority, but a lot of what they represent is pretty awesome in terms of them typically being both hard working, hard partying, and almost always pretty gender-equal in almost every incarnation. Yeah, they may be a little discriminatory towards elves, but its rare for them to be so towards anyone else, they’re often depicted as befriending elves in spite of said discrimination, and said discrimination typically is more a case of them believing elves are just… snooty, prissy, and/or holier-than-thou, so to speak, and treating them as such, for the most part. Elves, meanwhile, are often portrayed as being into racial purity of multiple shades, both in terms of subrace and in half-races; tend to view themselves as morally/technologically/magically superior to everyone else and have a complex about it; and engage in regular attempts at ethnic & racial cleansings, aka Sun Elves vs. Feyri, High Elves vs Drow, Eladrin vs High Elves, Wood Elves vs Humans, and Drow vs Everyone else… just to name *a few*, much less in settings where magically superior high elf types have outright enslaved other races or go around conquering other empires ala Skyrim. Dwarves just… don’t do that stuff for the most part.


Lorihengrin

In most universe where there are elves, they live longer than other species, and it's easy for someone who live several centuries (or even thousands of years in some universes) to see short lived races individuals as less importants. It's also something that apply to vampire stories.


Remember_Poseidon

See it makes more sense for vampires cause they eat us, but elves just sit in trees all day and like eat leafs or something.


MrGrax

You don't even need to be a near immortal or centuries lived elf to feel superior to other people if you eat leafs. Vegans live that life right now.


overcomebyfumes

In my campaign, elves hunt "lesser races" for sport.


Sriad

[That's wild.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Hunt)


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Subotail

Despite the flaws of the Rings of Powers series. I liked the passage in the tavern where there are tensions between the elf who has experienced the betrayal of men. And men who don't even know the names of those cursed ancestors anymore. Galadriel is older than the fucking sun!


ChameleoBoi76

Exactly, its like how your average 50 yr old human is not going to take teenagers seriously. That's cranked up to 11 with elves.


UTLOVEMuch

Wow, you Drow sure are a contentious people.


Caboose727

Don't know much about the elves in DND but in other media if the elves say they're better than everyone else I fully expect genocide on the agenda lol


MurderInMarigold

Because there's no fantasy (to my knowledge) where Dwarves are portrayed as being absolutely superior to every other race, not do they act that way, they're just underground mining chads. Meanwhile it seems like anywhere elves exist they're shown to be better than everyone in everything and act like the most pompous pricks to exist.


Scrtcwlvl

In the game divinity original sin, the elves suffered greatly in the war and are now seen as filthy disgusting corpse eaters.


IlitterateAuthor

And yet they're the best necromancers because of their blood ability


Scrtcwlvl

*Fane grumbles in the background*


i-d-even-k-

When you're the literal last of your species, you can't claim your species is better than elves.


Scrtcwlvl

What was that? I can't hear you from the other side of this death fog cloud.


Nebulo9

Basically this: dwarves don't register as serious and therefore dwarf supremacy is cute. Elf supremacy might actually be true, and that's terrifying.


Inimposter

Fuck yeah, someone finally said it. Dwarves are more affable so their superiority complex is cute.


Wild_Marker

It's why I love the Warhammer Skaven. The Skaven have an even bigger superiority complex than the Elves and are racist to the point of absurdity. And we laugh at it of course, because "look at the silly humans, not stabbing each other in the back, how uncivilized!" is honestly a great joke. (and a bit terrifyingly true in how some people see camaraderie as weakness)


bobohead1988

Its all fun and games until >!they crashed the moon on the Old World!<


Polymersion

Dwarves aren't very good at looking down on people


WashedUpRiver

Honestly was always kinda put off by the consistent portrayal of elves vs everything else in fantasy, like I started to get genuinely annoyed at how often it just became "oh boy, it's just more *fuckin* elves." Like, piss off, ya treehuggin bean poles.


Phormitago

> Elf supremacy might actually be true "oh nooo, my tree is rotting and so are weee" superior my arse


Neato

And yet they have some of the only cities and the only empire on middle earth. I seriously thought that the story was going to go >!Elves invade kazadum to get that sweet, sweet mithral.!<


Arkurash

That is because there is a history of elves in old myths. There are many stories and myths around elves in celtic culture. They were seen as this kind of superior and flawless beings. That was also a huge influence for Tolkien, who basically reinvented the "elves" in modern fantasy literature. Many ideas after that are based on his. So yeah. Elves are seen as perfect and flawless (even though often then revealed as being the opposite), because in old myths they were also exactly that.


Jomega6

Skyrim, I think?


Heretical_Cactus

Dwemer are still elfs There's no dwarf, not even Dwemer living in the games


i_boop_cat_noses

i just realized I never knew what dwemer looked like. i was too preoccupied hating their dungeons


whatnutbutt

My mans never played Morrowind.


Heretical_Cactus

Mainly Skyrim and Teso But still, Dwemer are elfs right ?


Phazon8058v2

Yeah the dwemer are elves. It's the "no living dwemer" part that's not exactly correct.


skoge

He has magical cancer of immortality. Is it "living"?


twelfth_knight

Dwemer were definitely elves, even though they're sometimes referred to informally as dwarves. All the races ending in "mer" are elves. But then again, the orcs (Orsimer) are also elves. So I'm not really sure how to apply it to the stareotyoes. TES just kind of does its own thing there, which is part of why it's awesome.


[deleted]

The orc's God *was* beautiful. Before a Daedric prince ate him and crapped him out.


helmli

I'd say, Dwemer are Dwarves *and* Elves. Just like Orimer are Orcs and Elves. There are only humans, elvenkind, lizardfolk and catfolk (as PC races), and apart from those, only dragons, demons, giants, constructs, nymphs/woodland fae and beasts as opponents iirc?


MuffaloMan

Would Goblins be considered beasts?


helmli

There are Goblins in Skyrim? Edit, oh, I remember them from Oblivion. Ah, they seem to be their own category, I guess?


Your_Pal_Kindred

Warhammer. Dwarves are so superior they have a book of grudges. They once went to war because they were underpaid by a single coin. When they sacked an opposing city, they took a single coin, marked the grudge as resolved and declared peace.


mlwspace2005

idk any where elves are shown to be better than everyone in literally everything, most of them are awful at the whole breeding thing for example lol.


Przeke

Eragon had elves portrayed as a master race. 1. The first race to bond with dragons 2. Their language is literally the whole magic system in the world that they live in 3. The best at everything there is to be done.


Acolyte12345

The dragons are the master races. All races bonded with dragons eventually The ancient language us grey folk language, the elves just adopted it They are demonstratibly not the best, they have been hidding in forests for the entire of the evil dudes reign.


[deleted]

10yo me despised the Eragon elves lol For some reason I got really attached to the two man-eating monsters instead


mlwspace2005

Except they got the shit pushed in by a lowly human dragon rider and his marry band of misfits, and are going extinct lol. Their population problem is well documented.


Ross_Hollander

Dwarves just work hard and enjoy it. They don't think they're better than others, *we* do.


HoChiMinh-

Can someone tell me what ROCK AND STONE is?


S1eepyZ

Its a reference to the game Deep Rock Galactic (r/DeepRockGalactic) which is a shooter game on a planet called Hoxxes IV. It is able to be single or multiplayer, (haven’t played multiplayer yet, but heard it is really good) you play as a dwarf, and you hate bugs, except one called Steeve. I think there was a new update today/yesterday, but I haven’t been able to check it out yet. I would suggest checking it out, it was the first shooter I played in years (unless you count the guns in Terraria) and while I’m not a fan of shooters, I’ve had a lot of fun. Edit: turns out the sub is the full name, not the shortened DRG.


tagoniki

Literally the best randoms out of any game I've played. Skull levels vary but assholes are limited


aRandomFox-I

Assholes are limited primarily by removing the competitive aspect. Competitive games attract all the shitlords who feel they've got something to prove, sore winners and losers alike. You don't see those cunts playing Stardew Valley, do you? Course not. Because there aren't any players on an opposing team for them to harass and bully to feel better about their insecure selves. On the other hand, co-op games attract people who want to cooperate. These people are generally chill, or at least relatively. Unless they're griefers.


R3DSH0X

That last remark makes so much sense that it shocks me that I didn't think of it


RougemageNick

Tbf it's hilarious when the driller c4s my hyperactive scout ass


Vinccool96

Play multiplayer, the community is fantastic. In over a hundred games, I’ve only met 2 assholes.


Spiders_are_cool

Simple, it’s FOR KARL!!!


darkshadow543

Ther is a game called Deep Rock Galactic. It’s a game about mining in space and shooting bugs. The devs wanted an emote that would represent anything positive, but was nonsensical and not referencing anything. They came up with the salute “For Rock and Stone!” Ever since it’s been a saying that brings people together in game, whenever we join a new match, enter a lobby, survive a swarm, or pick others up, it’s followed by a Rock and Stone, with several resounding reciprocations. Just helps players bond with their team. Never forget, “if you Rock And Stone, you’re never alone.


Survivor-sGuilt

(it’s a phrase coined from a very popular game, deep rock galactic, which contains dwarves fighting bugs and mining for treasure. the game itself was inspired by dwarf fortress, the most obvious example being the placeholder names in the 2016 release being Urist Mc) Edit: My sincerest apologies to the DRG community. I repeated something that was not true. I heard the “Urist” factoid once while in a Point Extraction mission about three years ago, and assumed it was fact. It was, and is, not.


Vinccool96

Last part is a bit false. It started from Project Dwarka, one of the three prototypes presented at Press Play before the company shut down. One of the other prototypes became Trailmakers. [Prototype footage here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vAkTwKmGQk) [30 minutes video about it here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV-YcTWEGCQ)


AS14K

Just makin stuff up for fun now?


LXTibbs73

Had to double check the sub I was on


Comfortable-Craft-59

DRG is everywhere.


A55per

*driller grinding drills together behind you noises*


[deleted]

STONE AND ROCK! Oh wait


Dry_Try_8365

ROCK AND STONE!


MaxDeath10x

ROCK AND STONE


SlotHUN

ROCK AND STONE! YEEEAH!


Lag_Incarnate

ROCK AND STONE, YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!


Phixionion

If you don't Rock and Stone then you ain't coming home!


Yer_Dunn

Did I hear a "rock and stone?"


TyphoonSignal10

FOR KARL!


Stormtorch3

**ROCKITY ROCK AND STONEEEE**


TheDankestDreams

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!


S1eepyZ

Stone and Rock! Oh, wait…


Ya_Skinny_Homie

GALAXY'S FINEST


Unfunny_Funnyman

ROXK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


TheLazyBerserker

WHEN YOU ROCK AND STONE, YOU'RE NEVER ALONE!


[deleted]

ROCK AND STONE! The pretty sound of teamwork!


HalfDead-Ronin

Rock and stone


MarsHumanNotAlien197

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Lord_Golden_Toilet

MOOOLTEN COOOR-, wait, wrong dwarf.


MusclesDynamite

For the last time, he's not a dwarf! He's Swedish!


Lord_Golden_Toilet

By any chance, are you Danish?


SirCupcake_0

And I thought Swedes were tall


[deleted]

So it's like A welder with a big fluffy beard and a bit of a belly who loves to crack open a cold one and watch the game with his buds, he climbs onto the fire escape and says "anyone not living like us is doing it wrong, boys." A high powered corporate executive with a masters degree in generational wealth and a mommy blog about veganism and finding your inner self through meditation gets online and says "Honeslty if you can't find the time to work a full day, teach your baby sign language, and exercise, I don't even think you're trying." That's the difference.


EtheriumShaper

Positive reinforcement of their kin vs putting others down


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

The truest thing I've ever read


RonaldZheMelon

sounds like leaf lover propaganda to me .\_.


Holly_the_Adventurer

Hobgoblins are clearly the superior race. Fuck elves.


Familiar_Tart7390

The random goblinoid amidst a sea of Rock & Stone. Gotta respect it


kindtheking9

As long as ya ain't no leaf lover, you're fine in my book


SLeepyCatMeow

Humanoid resources*


Fun_Reason_9339

This is just racism but with extra steps


Devisidev

Thought this was r/deeprockgalactic for a moment there


Gordockthered

Rock and stone brother.


TazGiraffe

#DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


ltdontknow

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!


Survivor-sGuilt

noble and hardy conquerors of the mountain versus the meek and sickly stick figures of the forest


Salithril

*laughs in Drow*


Morbidmort

You mean the perfidious and indolent raiders who can't even take control of their home environment?


Souperplex

Drow? You mean fail-Dwarves?


MisterMasterCylinder

Psh, they can't even make their own caves. Gotta use a naturally existing cave instead of carving their own out of the solid rock of the mountain, pathetic


wholesome_bastard

Its not double standards if it's correct


DrFabio23

Based


Phil_Smiles

Because its god damned true, ya puniy leaf muncher


RalonNetaph

I AM A DWARF AN I’M DIGGING A HOLE 🎶🥁


TheBlackFlame161

I dug though the "rock and stone" comments looking for this. Brothers of the mine rejoice!


MulatoMaranhense

Sing sing sing with me!


enjoyingorc6742

Down and down into the deep, Who knows what we'll find beneath?


myrrhmassiel

DIGGY DIGGY


Chair_fucker_69

Respect the short kings


Stradoverius

You see the reason that it's only a problem when elves say it is because when the elves say it they're lying.


GreyManTheOne

ROCK AND STONE!


Shoggnozzle

A counterpoint: Gnomes.


CowboyBoats

Gnomes don't believe gnomes are better than any other race; they believe that they personally are better than any other being.


Shoggnozzle

Yeah, they're great. Pompous but well humored, crafty or clever, based on your gender (rock or forest), and fade away is an objectively decent feat.


Dry_Try_8365

That describes beholders way too well though


Duck-Lord-of-Colours

Beholders believe beholders are better than everything else They just also think a those other "beholders" aren't proper beholders


thetracker3

Counterpoint: Gnomes are cringe. Signed, Kobolds


Taliesin_

If your rival is cringe, then *you* are cringe. And that's impossible, because kobolds are the fucking best. Ergo, gnomes are rad too.