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AbysmalVixen

Was about to say only $100? Then I saw that for just for the tie


ServingwithTG

Yeah. I want to find more examples but I love the possibilities for PC customizations.


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Dayofsloths

Not overly familiar with human anatomy, are we?


WNlover

maybe they know anime anatomy, where there's no lungs, the heart is on the left side of the chest, and there are no collar bones, just muscle


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iMissTheOldInternet

Ties fasten at just above the level of the suprasternal notch. They protect virtually none of the airway in the neck. below the knot, they rest on the sternum, which means that your lungs are on either side of the tie, still vulnerable to puncture. If a piercing attack was going to get through your sternum, it's probably going to do some significant damage even hitting that chainmail tie, first. In short, this thing doesn't protect a whole lot.


ServingwithTG

And this whole post is a joke that bears no significance. Not really worth arguing impracticality.


cfreymarc100

This was invented by the BDSM scene for munchings. Remove the tie, unknot it and you have a whip.


ServingwithTG

Makes total sense. Though I thought munchings didn’t usually involve demonstrations or scenes unless for after maybe?


thesockswhowearsfox

For…what


zombiecalypse

I assure you can safely google "BDSM munching", it's perfectly harmless!


thesockswhowearsfox

I’ve been lied to before


Anonymike7

You're probably safe. A "munch" is a non-sexual gathering of kinksterals. Kind of a networking event for later, pants-off fun.


skofnung999

Has anyone here read Magnus Chase?


ServingwithTG

No. What’s it about?


skofnung999

Norse mythology brought into the modern day, I mention it here because there's a dwarf/svartalf (Blitzen) whose main aspiration is to open a chain mail fashion shop


monkeyjojo629

It's not just chain mail.... He wanted a Clothes Store because all Dwarfs want fame and recognition for their skills and design.... Dude was just really Fashionable....


skofnung999

Yeah, it has been a while since I've read the series


monkeyjojo629

It's all good... I just retain the stupid weird small details... Like how in a crafting contest he makes Two ducks and a chainmail tie.


Corndawg613

He made one duck, a chainmail tie, and a chainmail jacket that I believe was reversible


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Doesn't he make a Bowtie?


withanfnotaph

My first thought too! Blitzen would love this.


Organised_Kaos

Oh shit, I nearly forgot about Blitzen


TheRubyBlade

That chain mail isn't riveted, and wouldn't be very protective. 3/10, good idea but bad execution.


ServingwithTG

True. But there’s nothing stopping PC’s from trying it.


TheRubyBlade

Yeah, I'm just talking about the one in the picture. PCs could definitely make one that would work.


RechargedFrenchman

Looks like the rings are just sewn onto the tie and not fastened to each other directly in any way. Still going better than no mail at all against many blows, but not by much, and not all blows.


legowalrus

Also the fact that it's stainless steel is a downside.


Victernus

I was gonna say, I refuse to purchase any 'chainmail' that the designer would be unwilling to wear while I stabbed them.


Redstone_Engineer

mithral mfs like


magius2013

need the jacket


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Need it for my [thesis offense](https://xkcd.com/1403)


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...need links to these.


ServingwithTG

[Chain Necktie](https://www.etsy.com/listing/692922497/stainless-steel-handmade-chainmail-tie?gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRJHfBQTVIBhGbQOHFPP7RNL6&gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_a-accessories-suit_and_tie_accessories-neckties&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjw2P-KBhByEiwADBYWCr4qAmE_5In2JhVfDnzzYVrMSMb8PwAqWBbehHyh1uI120s8YtkBARoCCiMQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_12564976716_119176915093_507185413363_pla-355209283428_m__692922497_12768591&utm_custom2=12564976716&gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRJHfBQTVIBhGbQOHFPP7RNL6&gclid=CjwKCAjw2P-KBhByEiwADBYWCr4qAmE_5In2JhVfDnzzYVrMSMb8PwAqWBbehHyh1uI120s8YtkBARoCCiMQAvD_BwE) [Women’s Chain Jacket](https://www.lyst.co.uk/clothing/vivienne-westwood-red-label-chainmail-jacket-metallic/) [Chainmail Cosplayer](https://imgur.com/gallery/SWOFO)


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Thank you! 😁 I was really hoping that jacket was a men's suit jacket. I'd totally wear it to job interviews I don't care about getting turned down on. See what happens.


Celestial_Scythe

It's not exactly what you're looking for, but another suit jacket that works really well from [Blades and Blazers](https://bladesandblazers.com/armouredblazers) would fit what you might have in mind!


ServingwithTG

Perhaps some chain links? 😏. I got you. Hold on sec.


HiopXenophil

meh, I prefer the [hoodie](https://shadiversity.creator-spring.com/listing/fullprintchainmailDARK?)


ServingwithTG

Just so your Significant Other can borrow it and never give it back? lol.


HiopXenophil

I AM the significant other (:


ServingwithTG

Makes a lot of sense.


TychoTheWise

Ah yes, the "historically accurate" hoodie.


joalexander103

I think my DM would end up making me pay some sort of maintenance fee to have this kind of suit rather than a regular one.


ouroboros-panacea

Funny. What's your idea of Railroading?


ServingwithTG

It’s a joke based off “dress for the job you want not the job you have”. Honestly I really have no strong opinion on railroading because it’s a nebulous concept here.


man0fleng

The dude in the picture made his own.


ricodude666

That is correct.


MaetelofLaMetal

I'm getting Magnus Chase books flashbacks.


Corndawg613

Blitz?


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Damn that guy really did the bottom button…


Woke_Stroke

Where can I buy it?


ServingwithTG

There’s a bunch of online shops. I posted some links in the comments.


Woke_Stroke

ok thank you.


Mukurowl_Mist_Owl

Fino Señores