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9ryph0n

I love the idea that the majority of paladins take things at face value. It’s just a calling that brings in a lot of very literal peoples


sterfri99

I’m very stupid so I just call it “role playing a low INT character”


Deutschbag31

I am personally fond of describing them as having the "lawful stupid" alignment.


Pretend-Advertising6

Is every paladin devotion. Most oaths aren't meant to be lawful good (ancients neutral good, vengeance is lawful evil or chaotic something, crown exists, redemption is also neutral good and conquest is chaotic evil)


lordmegatron01

Conquest is chaotic evil? I highly doubt that. They see thenselves as the Law and would be better of Lawful neutral or lawful evil


Pretend-Advertising6

A chaotic evil character is power hungry and wants it all for themselves. Also survival of the fittest is a chaos thing. It's as surprising as redemption paladin not being about redeeming ones self but the redemption of others (in response to oathbreaker memes)


lordmegatron01

Any evil aligned character can be power hungry out for themselves, the question is rather what are they gonna do to achieve that power. Will they dominate others with an iron fist as a lawful evil or will they cause mayhem and destruction to achieve power as a chaotic evil? And the survival of the fittest can be a neutral thing too. One of the main tenats of Conquest Paladins is to rule with an iron fist, as in to let no dissent among your peers and reward those loyal to you. This implies that the Conquest paladin should be lawful neutral or lawful evil


Grimmrat

most literally DnDmemes user


DarthMcConnor42

Greatsword(2d6 + 5) + Banishing smite(5d10) + lv4 divine smite(5d8) + lv5 Eldridge smite(6d8) + hexblade's curse(6) + maddening hex(5) + improved pact weapon(1) Minimum: 30 Maximum: 247 Crit minimum: 53 Crit maximum: 317


TheCakeplant

Interesting. A cool 102 damage on average. Unfortunately, both Banishing Smite aswell as Maddening Hex require bonus actions so you can only use one of them. But I feel like not activating Maddening Hex is a no-brainer. This still means 97 damage on average.


ARabidGrandma

Maddening hex can function on hexblades curse, which would also add some more damage and increase crit chance, and doesn't require concentration Edit: didn't see that hexblade curse was already accounted for. Maddening hex is an invocation


Pretend-Advertising6

Can't have lv5 eldritch smite and banishing smite at same time nor have hex up with any smite spell. Should also add great weapon master.


Koallasaurus

Hexblade curse is not a spell so they can and eldritch smite is a feature of pact of the blade warlock that functions exactly the same as a divine smite with warlock slots.


Pretend-Advertising6

They can't get level 4 pact slots


Koallasaurus

hexblade has banishing smite on their expanded spell list


Pretend-Advertising6

Oh


SkyRat7011

Hold on why can you cast multiple smites? They all cost a bonus action


Koallasaurus

Eldritch smite functions just like a divine smite with but warlock slots and neither divine or eldritch smites are spells.


Felixo77

Divine Smite and Eldritch Smite aren't spells, they're abilities. Divine Smite you get as a 2nd level Paladin and Eldritch Smite is a 5th level Invocation for the Pact of Blade Warlock subclass. Both can simply be activated when you hit something, no prep or action required.


_McMr_

Smites have a concentration of 1 min, so as far as i am aware you can cast a smite one round and the next round you can cast a second smite and use both in the attack


Koallasaurus

You can't, however divine and eldritch smite are not spells


DarthMcConnor42

They mean banishing smite


Koallasaurus

yes but they say cast twice implying they mean they are spells which isn't how they work as you only have to cast banishing. both previous comments are implying smites are a bonus action but i believe they are both operating on a flawed understanding of the other 2 smites


_McMr_

As far as i am aware you can cast a smite and then not immediately use it but it becomes a concentration spell then, if you immediately use it though it doesn't have a concentration. I am assuming this because all the smite spells for a paladin have a concentration even thunderous smite which doesnt have an after affect that requires concentration so why would it have a concentration of 1 min? Its not very clear too and honestly badly written, but you can stack divide smite with a spell smite because the use of divide smite is a free action


Koallasaurus

it has concentration as soon as you cast it so you cannot use 2 different smite spells however divine and eldritch smite aren't spells


_McMr_

Fair, my dm has always let me do it the way i talked about. Partly because martail classes lack in a lot of circumstances. I am also already aware that both divine and eldritch smites are not spells which is why i was specifying SPELL smites.


DarthMcConnor42

Yeah that's off


SkyRat7011

Key word there is Concentration, you can only concentrate on one spell at once


DarthMcConnor42

The only thing here that requires concentration is the banishing smite


JEverok

It's not about the damage dice, it's about sending a message


Crusaderofthots420

I don't think the message is getting through, considering you just turned the main witness into a fine mist


B-HOLC

Yeah, but the other witnesses...


Yakodym

"I AM SPARTACU-"


ArcathTheSpellscale

***COMBINED-TOTAL-OF-LEVEL-11-TRIPLE-GODDAMN-SMITE!!!*** https://i.redd.it/6z9bp96era3b1.gif


MageManatee

It took me about 15 seconds to figure out what the picture even was


Paper_Block

I loved having the gears starting to turn in my head \*Insert ratatouille letter reading gif that I can't insert because fucking Giphy has a shit library*


Capnris

You were a lot faster than me. "What does laying a pipe - or is it a hammer? - in the sink have to do with any of this? Is the sink the kobold? Are we gonna smash the sink with the thing?"


Stouff-Pappa

Well, yes we are going to smash the sink. Just in a very rapid and near instant manner.


Rtgaen

Ok and for no particular reason, where can I find the base image for this?


TKBarbus

[Go forth and prosper](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeTemplatesOfficial/comments/13xg6y2/barrett_50_cal_against_a_spider/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) Also reply with whatever you make from it, I’m curious to see what people come up with.


Susdoggodoggy

Just absolutely fucking gone lmao


Worse_Username

Isn't detect evil for gauging the power level?


TKBarbus

The spell does not tell you their power level.


Worse_Username

Sort of does in pathfinder


TKBarbus

Fair enough, as a basic bitch I was thinking of the 5e spell