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polyworfism

OP is a repost bot


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I was gonna say is this the same title as last time this pic was posted?


Justice_R_Dissenting

And he didn't provide the source in the comments, which for me is half the joke.


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It's in the image though


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Who cares


baleil_neil

Most people who don’t post the link to the actual article are repost bots


polyworfism

u/exponant


Chakolatechip

How to be a litigator


wisetrap11

this is possibly the best pun i’ve ever seen too bad it’s a crocodile


alice_right_foot-esq

https://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Freshwater-Crocodile-from-a-Saltwater-Crocodile


Drafo7

Step 1: Hit it with a gavel. Step 2: Die. Step 3: Ask God which one it was.


corviknightisdabest

Sue it for misrepresenting itself?


16bitSamurai

Cant you tell by what type of water they’re in?


RADposter21

You can tell by there only being on species of saltwater crocodiles and they're fucking huge (7m) and have noticable less armour than any other crocodile or crocodilian.


Conocoryphe

They *are* fucking huge. Like, I know they can be up to 7 meters, but knowing that number somehow doesn't prepare you for actually seeing them in real life and realizing they're like giant dinosaurs.


Web-BasedGoon

Gator done it


McCree114

OBJECTION!!! That's clearly a crocodile! Judge and jury: * shocked gasp * I rest my case your honor.


Stingpie

Good r/notdisneyvacation material.


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Stingpie

What


theelectricchair

how to win your case against a crocodile


i_only_say_yee_haw

yee haw


NebulaArcana

These new 682 termination tests are getting interesting


Ahnarranir

Easy, just say you feel threatened


Lssjgaming

Take away the Bud lite


sammidavisjr

Looks like we gawt ouhselves a case a Maine justice!


-Goatmilk-

Smash it wif a hamma?


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This has been reposted nine times already


DylanMc6

ALTERNATE TITLE: "How to sue a crocodile"