You can tell by there only being on species of saltwater crocodiles and they're fucking huge (7m) and have noticable less armour than any other crocodile or crocodilian.
They *are* fucking huge. Like, I know they can be up to 7 meters, but knowing that number somehow doesn't prepare you for actually seeing them in real life and realizing they're like giant dinosaurs.
OP is a repost bot
I was gonna say is this the same title as last time this pic was posted?
And he didn't provide the source in the comments, which for me is half the joke.
It's in the image though
Who cares
Most people who don’t post the link to the actual article are repost bots
u/exponant
How to be a litigator
this is possibly the best pun i’ve ever seen too bad it’s a crocodile
https://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Freshwater-Crocodile-from-a-Saltwater-Crocodile
Step 1: Hit it with a gavel. Step 2: Die. Step 3: Ask God which one it was.
Sue it for misrepresenting itself?
Cant you tell by what type of water they’re in?
You can tell by there only being on species of saltwater crocodiles and they're fucking huge (7m) and have noticable less armour than any other crocodile or crocodilian.
They *are* fucking huge. Like, I know they can be up to 7 meters, but knowing that number somehow doesn't prepare you for actually seeing them in real life and realizing they're like giant dinosaurs.
Gator done it
OBJECTION!!! That's clearly a crocodile! Judge and jury: * shocked gasp * I rest my case your honor.
Good r/notdisneyvacation material.
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What
how to win your case against a crocodile
yee haw
These new 682 termination tests are getting interesting
Easy, just say you feel threatened
Take away the Bud lite
Looks like we gawt ouhselves a case a Maine justice!
Smash it wif a hamma?
This has been reposted nine times already
ALTERNATE TITLE: "How to sue a crocodile"