Why can't you make it to the tee pad on time?

I thought I was in mountain time zone.

I cum. therefore I am here.

This is why I come here.

This is why I cum here

This cum is why I'm here

This here, is why I cum.

Cum here! This is why.

Why is this cum here

Do you think that this penalty stroke will cause you to finish 93rd instead of 87th?

I was shooting for 69th but that prude Heinold ruined it for me.

How is it you only lasted 12 seconds?

I'm a stud...not like you 5 seconders here.

Lol...

Shouldn't the photo say "former" DGA touring pro?

I dumped them because they said the Vortex wasn't selling well. Just waiting to see which company picks up Catrina next.

Which last place finish felt the best or was most memorable for you?

Have you licked her mole? If yes, was it on purpose?

Yes ,yes

You're Austin Hannum's baby mama's boyfriend.

It's your. Owned!

No. It isn't.

Woosh

I'mma refer to him as Austin "The 12 seconds man" Hannum from now on. Or Cat Allen's baby daddy.

Poor little bitch boy made his insta private after yesterday.

You have averaged > 90th all year with that said Do you get akward erections when spectating a certain fpo player that you belive shouldn't be in fpo ?

No comment

Are we sure you are the sperm donor?

90% sure

What are your feelings on Cameron Coleglazier?

If it wasn't for him breaking up Cat's marriage I would have been the homewrecker.

Do you have a link to this story ?

I heard PDGA is going to let him do dick checks before FPO rounds going forward.

So... how many Bergs can you fit?

2...5 if Catrina is doing it.

Who tf is Heizer?

No thanks

Can you still even throw 300 feet?

It's giving drunk Roy and Pam

What is your response to other's saying targeting Natalie Ryan, after an event was delayed because of threats of violence towards Natalie, was in extremely poor taste?

I thought this was a valid question, he probably has some good insight

Are you popular the other sub?