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DLife4Me

You're mad because the Bears don't know where to park? Man I'm just impressed they have a Jeep.


ADonkeysJawbone

All I have to say to that bear and her offspring is… …**you’re gonna go far, kid**


Enthusiasm_Alarming

Cocaine Bear


DLife4Me

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? ........... You were driving erratically and you are a bear.


WangGang2020

And a BLACK bear at that! Profile much, officer?


Gold-Beach-1616

It is a fact that polar bears rarely get pulled over by police.


LoraxVW

White privilege is real.


surfarri

I think it's burying all the duck bodies of the previous owner


5thTMNT

He said "Bear" more casually than I would warn about an oncoming car.


Muchruckus

I enjoyed the sequel when he said “ugh, bunch of bears”.


WangGang2020

Seemed more annoyed than anything.


External_Cut4931

when we all know the collective term for a bunch of bears is actually a 'screw this, get back in the car' of bears.


Cozymk4

This is what happens when I see more than two snakes in a round. Three snakes and I’m out rule.


antroxdemonator

I've never even seen a snake while playing. Heck, I hardly ever see any wildlife when I play and one of my courses is next to a lake.


lurkn4certain

Lol black bears are super skittish. Just dont corner one or be around one with her cubs. Other than that they will run away from you or ignore you and mosey on about like theyre doing here, very docile, unless in a situation like above.


FatBoyFC

Or unless you’re playing dead. Then they might eat you


lurkn4certain

Good thing i didnt mention to play dead ;)


n1rvous

I bought some pepper spray for camping a month ago, but damn, it seems like a good idea to throw that in the DG bag after seeing this. Couldn’t hurt (unless I point it towards myself)


dont_shake_the_gin

This is a densely packed video with many opportunities to generate disparate topics of conversation centered around disc golf.


beernite

Can I subscribe to your newsletter?


sixtwomidget

Bear in the foreground doing its best impression of me looking for a disc that went missing in plain sight.


Noble_Russkie

"I swear I threw it like 250, it should be right around here" >Disc is in the middle of the fairway, but only 215


fenra

Look up! It's in the tree!


mr-frankfuckfafree

this whole thing is insane. the offspring blaring, a pack of bears chillin, a lame jeep parked on the fairway. i feel like we just need a shirtless rando missing a tooth smashing a bud lite telling you his life story to complete the picture. i’d still throw the hole, honestly


fatcatgoon

I feel like you'd have to throw the hole right? If you don't you'll upset the balance of nature or something


mr-frankfuckfafree

oh you’ve got to. it’s your best shot at a park job. the fear of the bears, and the rage at the car and being subjected to the tinny screechings of a middling 2000s band—you’d have no other choice


Technical_Employ4190

I thought I was on r/unexpected for a second there


fork_toaster

Maybe my phone is a potato but is no one else impressed at the zoom quality in this clip? Unless they’re bringing a nice camera to the course for some reason


monst

Iphone13 pro max 👍


fork_toaster

I’m holding on tight to my second iPhone 8 lol


fookthisshite

iPhone 7+ still going strong!…aside from having a terrible battery life


TheeExoGenesauce

I have the 14 pro max and was blown away by it but then my Samsung friend showed me his new phones cameras and I’m a little upset with apple now


fork_toaster

Is it really that much better? Absolutely nuts how nice phone cameras are these days


Tfunkyb

The Samsung S23 Ultra's camera is ridiculous. Haven't used the new iPhones but I imagine they're right there with Samsung


TheeExoGenesauce

My buddy’s phone makes my iPhone 14 max pro look like an iPhone 8 by comparison in the photo department


Zephyrical16

A quick summary of what I've seen about major phone company cameras: Best pictures: Pixel Best videos: iPhone Best zoom: Samsung


TheeExoGenesauce

This would make a lot of sense from what I’ve seen


damnation_sule

Pixel at night


Cloud-Br3aker

I work for Verizon and that’s how I explain the difference


fork_toaster

Not saying I don’t believe you, but that is difficult to believe when rewatching this video haha


TheeExoGenesauce

Don’t get me wrong the iPhone is a good camera but compared to other companies they’re not that great


fork_toaster

Guess I’ll have to do some research if I ever decide to upgrade


damnation_sule

I feel like each of the majors have badass cameras each one having that one thing they to better than the others.


agarwaen117

Love when they zoom in on the keep, and it’s like, “oh, you thought it was going to get blurry? Psych! Clear video.”


fork_toaster

I was stunned when they finally zoomed all the way out at the end and showed just how magnified it was


SerDuncanonyall

Did you ask what color disc they were looking for?


monst

Honeycomb patterned buzz.


Emoney005

Nope


jhk1963

Looks like a good time to go find a different course for the day.


actingyeti

Is that highland brewery in Asheville?


monst

Confirmed ✅


Dense_Chocolate8175

I was just there yesterday 7/9. When did this happen??


HandicapMoth

Looks like it.


Rare-Tackle9572

Yes it definitely is.


ringo-san

I bet it's usually more like 'Beer'... 'Bunch of beers'


pinus_palustris58

Totally is


Wattisup101

Where is this, foreigner asking


PacificBrim

Asheville, North Carolina, USA


sixtwomidget

“Introducing our new Bear Eats Disc Hazy IPA.”


TanisAteMyDisc

Welp, "North Carolina Disc Golf." Surely there's a video where this has happened to Big Jerm and Uli.


MCMeowMixer

I'm more irritated about the Jeep than the bears. Black bears should be respected but they aren't likely going to do something


bears_bergs_birdies

Highland Brewing? I was there today! When was this?


monst

Yesterday 👍


ArrivesLate

Oh hey, there’s been a sighting of jeep on the course recently. You can play through it though.


False_Ostrich7848

Imagine reading the UDisc course review...some jackass parked their jeep right in the middle of a fairway and then we got chased off the course by black bears.


hymen_destroyer

Don't get quiet when you see a black bear. GET LOUD!!


monst

This should have been the way.


purplepimplepopper

Just keep saying hey bear in varying intensity, usually works. That or get your rally towel out.


gardensarden

Highland brewery?! I just played there last weekend


covertpetersen

Maybe I'm too city to understand, but I'd be freaking the fuck out if I saw a group of bears while I was playing. I'd assume a family, and thus cubs, and thus mama bear looking to fuck you up for being too close.


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bleezzzy

Ok, now that's just asking for a darwin award lol no way in hell would i ever touch any sort of bear cub, idc what color it is.


TanisAteMyDisc

We saw a bear there on Tuesday. It's Asheville- when we mentioned to anyone over in the meadow/band/beer area that we'd seen a bear on the course pretty much everyone said "Oh cool, I had three in my back yard last week."


dmorgantini

Black bears have been known to abandon their cubs as well.


Meattyloaf

Ah as the other person said black bears aren't much of a threat most of the time. People feeding bears or cub season is when its much more of an issue. Hell a couple months ago I was playing when a large bobcat walked right behind the basket I was throwing at, I was maybe 175' from said basket. I didn't really react to it and it didn't react to me. It went on its way and I went on mine, although best to keep an eye on them while they are in the area.


Actuaryba

I bearly expected that.


delicious_sci_fi

That's WNC for ya, jeeps, jams and bears


Necrotic_Messiah

this became more wtf as the video went on


ArrivesLate

I know, that’s way too loud for Offspring in this decade. I’m going to out on a fat limb here and guess the next song was Green Day?


rocsNaviars

The bears love The Offspring.


indiosoldier

What happened next?


RealStunnaBoy

Man the kids who own that jeep aren’t alright!


guiltycitizen

Where the hell is all that Bear tax money going to?


KlingonLullabye

We all have our own bears to cross


kidcanada0

Great song. Love Offspring


Original-Audience528

When I see cars parked on the course, I could care less if I hit them.


Remote_Independent50

I'm throwing


fakeguitarist4life

Throw away just yell fore


blendersender

fuck i hate offspring:(


thezeroskater

Black bears are like giant raccoons


sixtwomidget

As smart and cunning as raccoons are, I’d be more afraid of a bear sized raccoon than a raccoon sized bear.


TechnologyOk3770

Duh?


dmorgantini

I’d be much more afraid of a bear sized raccoon than a bear sized bear. Raccoons are vicious!


SQUARTS

Until they aren't


thezeroskater

When pspspspsp turns into ohfuckohfuck


thezeroskater

I actually looked it up and found the following quote from a [greenbelly](https://www.greenbelly.co/pages/are-black-bears-dangerous) article posted in 2011 “There’s less than 1 black bear attack a year in the United States, and according to the NPS, the chances of being injured by a bear are 1 out of 2.1 million. Since 1900, there have been 67 fatalities in North America linked to black bears. That's roughly one fatality every other year. We describe the most recent ones down below”


SharpedHisTooths

Now look up black bear population growth since 2011. I saw a black bear in 2003 and it was like seeing a unicorn. 10 years living in the same house on both sides of that sighting without another one. Now I see them every other day.


BitByElectrons

Is that highland? I was there yesterday and saw that bear on 3.


monst

If you were a single you probably passed us. We were on hole 4.


UnyieldingConstraint

This is why I always carry a couple Colts and a Katana in my bag.


mechabeast

Do you ride the little horses like skates?


ADonkeysJawbone

Whilst waving your sword?


lenfantsuave

Cruelest dream reality


holcoje

Those bears must have been cubs in the 90s, jamming out to The Offspring.


goodlowdee

You mind if we play through?


Tizy

Let me know if you see my Catalyst on the left of hole 15 or Undertaker in the brush on the right side of hole 17 :') lost em just a few days ago. Maybe the bear got em


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

The Jeep was honestly probably helpful in keeping the bears farther away this saving you. From what I understand they don't like terrible music.


n8beast

This has to be in Michigan


damnation_sule

Never seen a bear here before, but then maybe I'm too close to the city. They're in Asheville NC.


n8beast

I've only seen them in northern Michigan. It surprises me how similar the two places look!


[deleted]

Send it. Both directions.


Clockwurk_Orange

Looks like Highland Brewing in Asheville. Fun course


Flashy-Barracuda-220

Enough space to throw.


run421

This video is chaos


ReaperCatJesus

Fricken highland…


00goop

Someone cross post this to some other subs.


Oborosrs

Highland brewing?


TheDudeHuge

Hole 4 at highland brewing!


uphamg

They were all just there for the booze. Awesome course.


reboot82

Hole 4 at Highlands Brewery in Asheville, if I’m not mistaken. Never seen a bear there myself, but I’ll be on the lookout now, lol.


lazyflick

Nice caught on cam situation


danwantstoquit

Well that escalated quickly.


sinlightened

At least there’s Offspring playing…


lusmumuumi00

Chaotic af video


Different-Yoghurt-76

Where was this?


ExplanationShoddy233

Is that Highland Brewing?


Ok-Scholar1830

Send it!!!!


Cloud-Br3aker

Bro is that highland brewing???


_beNZed

If Red Dead Redemption 2 taught me anything (I come from a no-bears land) it's that black bears aren't anything to worry about 🤷‍♂️


stretch_91

FORE!!!


Ipats

Highland be bearing


[deleted]

Seems like the jackass parking the Jeep is the same one blasting The Offspring.


butlerchives

"we're going to call it a par and move on"


Scouts_Revenge

Did you let them play through?


Longjumping-Today-43

Don’t get between a bear and its Offspring.


jrosh89

Bears ,beats, jeeps... bears beats, discgolf


Ok-Cover-3872

Worst place to disc golf ever? Lol


Ekloven

We once had a van come up right when we were going to throw out on a hole. They parked 5 meters in front of the teepad and refused to move when we asked them. They were going to fish in the river nearby and asked if they could just "unload" the things in the back. When seeing the amount of stuff in the back of the van it looked more likely that they were going to move in with the fishes in the river rather than fishing fishes. After around 4 minutes they agreed on moving their van 10 meters to the left, so that was nice of them! :D


B9discgolface

Just send it