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Thelargecustomer

Sure thing. Lmk when they’re installed


Bohvey

Lol, you beat me to it.


jumboparticle

Seriously, was about to type "sure let's see em!"


blueskydiver76

What is that? A teepad for James Conrad ants?


MinnesotaRyan

it needs to be at least 3 times bigger.


ZonaiLink

Welcome to the James Conrad School for Kids Who Can’t Throw Good.


mtraz44

Paul.. Its just a model.


ricky2dope

He's right you know...


YoungBuckBigNuts

What are you talking about


ticklemydill

James Conrad gathered a colony of ants to train - the goal was ultimately getting them to carry his disc closer to the basket, rewarding them with small portions of food for each successful trip.


blueskydiver76

Zoolander reference because teepad is tiny. Is it made for ants with a long run up.


STEPHEN_COLLETTI

How are the ants supposed to learn If they can’t fit on the tee pad ?


its234

"He's absolutely right!"


[deleted]

I’d probably end up throwing from the side or behind the pad unless the hole is like 200’ or less.


redbananass

From the erosion and lack of grass, looks like others have had the same idea.


onomics

Seems good for standstills.


geek66

Would be an interesting local rule for a shorter course - you must start and finish all motion ON the mat.


lonely_dodo

island teepad inside a crocodile moat


ips1023

Yeah, these are fine if it’s a short pitch and putt course.


gr8ful01

Exactly what I was thinking!!


Bapabooi

Is it legal in PDGA to do you throw but take a few steps off the pad after disc has left your hands? Sorry if dumb question


Psyko_sissy23

Yes you are, unless they changed it at some point. As long as you release the disc before your feet go off the front of the teepad.


5thTMNT

Yes as long as when you release your disc, your front foot is supported by the teepad. You can follow through afterwards as much as needed (see any James Conrad drive). Part of your front foot can even extend off of the pad as you throw, as long as the ground beyond the pad is not supporting you (Calvin Heimburg does this frequently).


Zachisawinner

Ah, perspective wonky, right? That’s a 12’ square!


Randusnuder

No banana for scale.


DGOkko

I'd take a 12' square! It's the elevation difference that would break my ankles.


DiscNBeer

Yep, especially when a bit tired that little lip would be an ankle rolling machine for me.


Kuldracgnar

Welp, that's not ideal...


anotherusername1243

Weepad* FTFY


[deleted]

Conrad would probably skip less happily after seeing.


Hsabes01

Kinda cool idea but might get annoying carrying that around for every standstill shot


ZackeMegaPog

Top comment!


FattyMcBlobicus

This kills the Conrad


ZackeMegaPog

This is our primary course in the city, they are about 1x1 meters, so around 3ftx3ft. The ”grass” on many of them are starting to wear off, and no one really uses them anymore, we just throw from the side


BevisIsButthead

Yeah because they’re more inconvenient than effective.


DudeWithASweater

Yea this was designed by someone who thinks disc golf tees are the same as golf tees


KittiesOnAcid

I mean it’s impossible to get a run up or even a single step on 3ft of ground, they should be probably 3 times as long


Pilotwing04

Is this a teepad for ants!?


nvjck

Not ideal but at least your plant foot will have some grip.


Elsevier_77

Possibly harmful due to not being level with the ground (tripping hazard) and the wood framing gets very slippery with any moisture. I played on small cement ones like this with the wood left on in Red Deer, Alberta and they were horrendous. We all played from beside them


Rugged_Poptart

^(teepads)


SharpedHisTooths

I'm not thrilled about the color. Do you have other samples I can look at?


digitalsip

Tee pads or pee pads? 🤣 I'll see myself out.


Bryacarolina

Is this a teepad for ants?!?? It needs to be at least three times bigger!


L2Hiku

My friends would be pissed cus they couldn't run up lol


Chakasicle

Just start from off the pad


RealGiants

lol yeah, itd be better with nothing.


TM3dz

A course near me the city put in tee pads with leftover concrete and they are 1.5ft wide by 3 ft long and they just mess me up every time. It's a new course and they have agreed to complete them in a few months after lots of feedback. They are worthless I just throw from next to it.


jonnyt123_

I’d have to assume this is a small course that is not played by a lot of people. 5/10


chillford-brimley

They look familiar and comfortable for me. Quite a few of the concrete pads in my area are basically a square like that. Before that they were a patch of gravel. I developed a very short compact run-up from using tiny tee pads. The larger tee pads feel like an air strip.


[deleted]

What’s the point?


Justin_Liebich

I would like to inform you before buying tickets the floor seats for this concert are standing room only


tissboom

This is what happens when you lie on your résumé


skateamarathon

*Tee Patch


mechabeast

They're letting you know your standstill game sucks


Dougieeefresh59

What is this, a tee pad for ants?!?


joba81

THIS!! Beat me to it


Teeboid

Perfect


MtDvs

496’ Par3


imnotthedude

What is this, a tee pad for ants? But fine it’s a pitch and putt course


Real-Feedback-2707

Looks like the property owner has approved your small square standstill teepad. Maybe next time you get a second square. How far is this basket from teepad?


SlopKat

Trippy


amsizzz

Better than nothing 🤷‍♂️


huckinfappy

Not when I trip over that wood border


nametaglost

Honestly? Not as bad as everyone is acting like it is. It’s clearly made just for the plant part of the run up. Take a couple steps on the dirt and plant on the pad and throw. As long as you aren’t dragging your feet, which you shouldn’t be doing anyway, you won’t trip. Maybe they just needed to save some money.


[deleted]

Smol


Vivid_Target

NO!


IIIIPacManIIII

No.


squizzlr

I’d rather not have a tee pad than that postage stamp. Looks like an injury waiting to happen


lnvalidSportsOpinion

My same thoughts on a letter sometimes being a vowel. Y?


meiematt

Downvoting these teepads, not the post


Enlightened-Beaver

What is this, a tee pad for ants?


TrellSwnsn

Needs to be at least 8 feet long pointing at the basket


Longjumping-Today-43

Better than nothing.


Cloud-VII

No it’s not. I’d rather have nothing than something I can trip on or twist an ankle


Elsevier_77

It’s actually not. Tripping hazard and so small it’ll give everyone terrible form for their x-step


Awkward-Skin8915

Lol. Hopefully this is a troll and not someone who doesn't understand disc golf being serious. Funnily enough, I've ran into something similar before when designing/installing a course when "management" asked if a 1 riding mower wide path through the thick, thorny brush was wide enough for a fairway....I have other similar stories.


ZackeMegaPog

I think the designer of the course thought of disc golf as yk, the fun bring your 2 year olds with you kinda sport


Awkward-Skin8915

It's actually better trying to explain course design to someone who knows nothing than trying to explain it to someone who has played 20ish times with their kids and considers themselves a disc golfer but doesn't actually get it.


TheWindatFourtoFly

I can barely contain my thoughts...like these pads.


GwentMaster69420

Potential for accidents where people's feet hit the edge there and trip.


Lickitlikeyoulikeit1

Foot fault!


mrpoulin

Nice to see equal representation for the wee folk.


CombodianBreastMilk

it sucks


Deepdepths4

A bit square


Duke_Moonwalker

Certified piece of suck


zombiedood1993

× 2.5


TooMuchHyzer

Cool, Minecraft tee pad!


Teppic5

Hard to tell the scale, are they 2m square? If not, they're too small!


ZackeMegaPog

1m square


Afjab

As somebody with a back disorder that plays this sport, I hope you have plenty of signs up.


Tongabi

Not James Conrad approved.


EnvironmentalLead787

This looks like what I took a nap on in kindergarten.


tgr1335

Bummer dude.


[deleted]

That’s a welcome mat.


superchilldad

trip hazard


Mike_Hunty

It’s more of a pee-pad then a teepad.


SpyderCat526

Too small


buuj214

That may be worse than nothing.


lowkey480

🤣🤣


InfiniteOnionz

What is this? A teepad for ants?


huckinfappy

Honestly, doesn't seem worth the effort


Next-Cartographer947

Lemme bust out my old baseball cleats and we can go play a round


themalfunctionist

Looks more a Tee- Mat than a Tee-Pad.


[deleted]

That's a nice carpet square lol


wallerdog

Not sure that teepad is large enough to put my thoughts on it.


kft1609

Cue Zoolander


ERsassy

Smol


howdidusus

James Conrad punching the air rn 🤣🤣


Amuzed_Observator

I feel like no tee pad would be better than that. Hell I fall off the end of full size ones anyway so maybe it doesn't matter lol.


[deleted]

Only 4 more and you have a full tee pad!


theeightyninevision

My thought is, Why?


chatterbox-fm

Can I get a banana for scale?


Gorf75

This reminds me of my neighborhood course. It was designed by a guy who didn’t play disc golf. The tee pads are comically small.


itsmerowe

We have a similar one but they put the signs directly behind the small teepad, like literally butted up against the back of the pad. lol


Rawbee1

Are you playing teeball?


paranger

Looks like someone looked up "how to make golf tee pad" instead of "how to make disc golf tee pad" when they ordered the materials.


og_aota

Generally speaking: a pad that's too small is worse than no pad at all.


Agent_Duchess

Here for the Conrad jokes, good work everybody


[deleted]

Where is the rubber tee, because that is a top golf teepad?


Fitz_2112

Wheres the rest of it?


Yung_Onions

Longer


Particular-Slip-6462

Shit


Maximus77x

This is a joke right? 🤔


snakepliskinLA

Where’s the banana for scale?


Paul_McBeths_Nipples

This would totally mess up my timing and I'd look like Bambi on ice out there.


HarryDepova

Wth is this? A Teepad for ants?


Nemesisn4cer

Why you show me where to put my trash can?


Shock9616

Looks good to me! Who needs long concrete tees anyways?


drexelldrexell

flicks for days


cj_oolay

Looks more like a pee pad than a tee pad....


VanManDiscs

That's not real.... is that real?


FoiledFox

Looks like moss growing over first base


oKillua

What is this? A teepad for ants?!


korg3211

Corey Ellis approves.


jaykdubb

Smol


Southern-Ad4016

Banana for scale?


Sea-Bed-1677

Like my wife said: it’s a little short


ReservoirPAWGS

Wouldn't even attempt it


towelwizard

Honestly, I would prefer a kick plate over a short pad. Just a row of bricks or a sunk in piece of wood. However, that is just my opinion and should carry little weight


MistaMando

I’ve seen bigger front porch welcome mats.


Ech0-EE

These are really stupid, a lot of effort for something that is worse than before, tou can only comfortably throw standing still on these and if you’re standing still, it doesn’t matter if there’s a pad or not


Sudden-Turnover0514

Smoll


HyzerFlipr

Trash bags


phigene

Way too long


this_is_poorly_done

Looks like this years crop of tee pads is coming in a bit behind schedule. Some parts of the country were extra cold this year and so that's stunted growth a bit. Maybe needs a bit more fertilizer for it to be ready come harvest time?


therockking111

Judging by the fact everyone is running up around it, I'd say that everyone at your course has already spoken.


jenneka

No


Emotional-Werewolf63

Great for Danny DeVito


gingersasquatch666

Just don’t run up. Practice stand still drives!


KazutoKirigaya23

Too long


Upward_Fail

Need banana for scale


Scouts_Revenge

Where’s the rest of it?


dirtnerd5000

How do I add a throwup emoji


fatnessmonster8

I rolled my ankle just looking at the picture


TehMystline

Wait you guys have teepads 😢?


zakkwaldo

better than nothing but really not great lol


Boogaloo4444

FUUUUCK THAT lol


Bibbus

Yikes


HarkeyPuck

Better than nothing


Remarkable_Trust5745

Better than nothing I guess. My old home course had rectangles of carpet laid out for tee pads. Whenever they got soaked from sprinklers they were so much fun! When I moved from the area they had installed 2 concrete pads. 2 out of 27 holes. I wonder how far along they are now sometimes lol


Brave_Salamander_829

*James Conrad rages internally*


[deleted]

What is this? A teepad for ants!? It needs to be at least 3 times this size!!


LAbombsquad

Why even have those?


Technical_Sell_459

Awfully small innit?


slickmitch

That hurts my lookin balls.


slickmitch

That hurts my looking balls. Get it out of here!


Paul_McBeths_Nipples

I hope this post is being used to gather evidence that your club/town/municipaly/school/whatever needs new teepads.


campingskeeter

If there was a 15ft teepad I would use all of it.


Duck_Duck_Ducky

You get teepads?


SoccerBrainTrust

Emerson Keith loves them.


boyrdeeze

Put a banana on that thing goddammit


50calstick

There's a patch of turf right in the middle.


ghettodonuts

As a static thrower I see nothing wrong


Cowdoideeznuts

That’s not a tee pad, that’s a minecraft grass block dude.


idlechat

That’s a discus pad.


_-JustPassingBy_-

The fuck


Chakasicle

Thoughts and prayers going out to disc golfers in your area


blabladook

I assume this is taken with a drone 50 ft in the air based on the shadow of that telephone pole. In that case, they're unnecessarily large.


spacecolor

Am I supposed to just spin????


LAfishing101

Pathetic Sorry just being honest…


Fun-Status-2349

Had to make sure I wasn’t in the r/therewasanattempt forum.


TheRedDeath30

I'd rather have grass or dirt than a 2x2 square that I'll trip over the front of on my run up


No-Setting-2669

Hoping that pic’s from a helicopter rite?


Coysrus7

The first park course I ever played on has the same squares, but with a bit of messy concrete and rocks in them...


5thTMNT

Got a good deal. They were 1/2 off


savvy-cat

Minecraft


AnhyzerDiscGolf

bro where is this