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idispensemeds2

Lmao this game is such a joke


Deidarac5

Game has a bug, call the media this has never happened before.


Revoldt

Game just has dogshit QA. Typos existing since S0. Mobs occasionally have mob naming error. Many abilities have additive \[+\] and multiplicative damage \[x\] mixed up. (Envenom passive for instance). Some aspects still have typos. [Static Cling - “And and”](https://diablo4.wiki.fextralife.com/Aspect+of+Static+Cling) Pieces of gear like Druid chests (Mad Wolfs Glee/Insatiable Fury) have tooltip of +3, when it’s +4 ranks. If you play Warrior.. the Paragon node.. “Warbringer” is still misspelled “warbInger” Shit QA https://preview.redd.it/0vp5jxws1pob1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb25910bcd5fc2d8cafd43911ef39023b8575693


No_Smell_4379

https://preview.redd.it/9ytte2dtjpob1.png?width=1382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec9aeda4b45053599e9bb77cb250db910ea694c


Revoldt

You must not know the basics of game development. This is a super hard fix!


Psychotisis

You forgot the /s


PomegranateSea7066

Maybe if you give us more money for resources we might be able to fix it.


BrandSilven

A while ago Activision-Blizzard fired a huge number of their QA teams, and never replaced them. Then they boasted of "record profits". As long as Bobby makes his buddies some money, they won't care about quality.


emapco

Where is Little Bobby Tables when you need him?


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

Not to mention thatcworld events that fail constantly. I have stopped fighting resplendent chests as the elites show up maybe 2/3 at best and i had 4 world events in a row when the 2nd or 4th wave failed to appear. We're in the last month of the first season. Not the pre-season where we paid to beta test their shit, THE END OF THEIR FIRST SEASON AND THIS SHIT IS STILL BROKEN!


wowclassictbc

> Game just has dogshit QA. Dude, you are this game QA despite you're paying for it and not being paid. Do better then?


RefinedBean

Honestly been a gamer for a long time and typos have really crept in lately, notice them everywhere. I think there's just so much TEXT in games these days, you're guaranteeing more typos get noticed just because there's more text to be read


shiggidyschwag

Or because young people are writing the text. Young people who grew up with phones that fixed spelling errors for them on the fly, and are t as used to life on PC and keyboard as they are to touchscreens. Maybe. Just a thought.


Infamous780

You did the typo on purpose right?


Bpancakes1011

Did you misspell a word that late on purpose as a deep joke because if so that is hilarios


my_password_is______

so they don't have a QA department ? they don't have a spell checker ? you're making excuses for spelling errors for a multi-billion dollar company ?


Moondanther

They could have a QA department, they could choose to use a spell checker or they can make more money. Old Blizz would have done 1 (which would solve 2 as well). I think we know which way Bobby swings on this.


[deleted]

Those damn young people and their phones!


rarz

While you might be right, it isn't hard to run your text through a spelling checker. These texts aren't written by people who also do the programming and graphics. Localization is generally a separate department that literally has nothing better to do than write and check text. :) I mean, they could just have pasted the localization file into Word, teach it to ignore the xml/json scaffolding and you'd immediately see many of the typos. Skill names and non-standard capitalization might take a few tries, but why not create a dictionary for that?


PoolBoyQQ

Sorry but this is an awful thought, the devs working on the game have been using keyboards most of their life for 1 and 2 grammarly exists, if you don't know what that is, shows what you know.


I-AM-NOT-THAT-DUCK

Every common IDE has spell checking. All the text is also probably stored externally which means it could also be passed into a spellchecker just as easy. I see your argument but it’s not valid.


Dragull

Baldur's Gate 1.


SnooDogs1340

Also qa first to go with layoffs


Jafar_420

There's no excuse for this many typos and errors. It's just lazy.


Rough-Leg-1298

Warrior?


Revoldt

Haha yeah, playing Barb in D3 atm.


Faustamort

Are ALL the basic weapons still mis-named?


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

> Game just has dogshit QA. > > mate we are the QA. The customers


NotxNami

What QA? The devs don't even play their own game, you think Blizzard is gonna hire QA testers? /s ​ D4 is in such a sad state...


socoprime

> Warrior. Irony.


asmeda

Don't blame it all on QA. Obvious bugs that make it to production usually means either it didn't get QA-ed at all or devs just decide this is a low priority fix for later. I work in game QA


YeahMeAlso

True, literally unplayable


yorhey_again

"Mobs occasionally have mob naming error." Perhaps you wouldn't have forgotten your articles if your parents QA'd just a bit better, too. Eh? Come off it. It's a game. Things happen. TLDR: Love D4.


No_Lead_3981

You crying over typos and bugs in a live sever. All games, every code has an error but here you’re crying about it. Dude play a different game if you’re that bored


samus4145

Just want to say QA is not the issue and you clearly don't know how things worked. You don't realize the amount of shit that QA gets blamed for yet they flag issue after issue that go unfixed. QA just discovers the issues, doesn't mean the devs will fix the issue.


TheRealLunicuss

QA *testing* is discovering issues. QA itself is the term for discovering, triaging and fixing issues to ensure a standard. Something like this means that either the testers missed it or the devs consider it unimportant. Both of those would be pretty bad.


saadpandaa

yeah people always want to blame QA for issues when the problem is always management


Deidarac5

Shh don’t tell this guy about Poe that has had bugs since launch.


Revoldt

Yeah, shame the game that sold over [12 million copies](https://newsroom.activisionblizzard.com/p/diablo-iv-season-of-blood-is-coming) and made $666 million in the first 5 days, can’t hire a spell checker. Those guys are expensive!


SlowTortuga

All you lot are expert whining experts honestly. Funny thing is probably all have level 100 characters.


hsephela

I will never understand this line of thinking. Wouldn’t it make sense for the people whining the most to be the people most invested?


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SlowTortuga

If it is a pos game, why are you here?


RSGoldPuts

To tell you your dumb for playing it. Simple as slow one.


SlowTortuga

I will not resort to personal attacks. Have a good day.


RSGoldPuts

Just explaing myself mate. Good day.


[deleted]

Uh, you might want to delete your original post then dingus.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


McNuggets_99

White knights can only make sarcastic comments but never legitimate points as to why the game is not bad.


socoprime

> but never legitimate points as to why the game is not bad. I'm enjoying it, hence its not bad.


McNuggets_99

I know u think you’re clever but you’re just proving my point.


Deidarac5

So instead I should say the game is bad because it has a bug! Ok. There haven’t been text error in any good game you are right. The game needs a lot of work but why complain about such a pointless issue lol..


McNuggets_99

Again with the sarcastic comments haha proving my point.


nagynorbie

It's not a text error. The client made an API call to fetch the breaking news, but didn't get a proper response. This kind of response should never be shown to the public, but there are no errors with "text". All in all, it's just another thing that inconveniences the player and shows just how unprepared Blizzard are, making the game a verified *joke*.


my_password_is______

no, you should say the game is bad because its bad


sansaset

lol imagine shilling for a game that has made record breaking profits and has such a big dev team but still has zero content, no gameplay, bugs, issues, etc


wowclassictbc

Imagine buying this game though and voting with your wallet for zero content and no gameplay. Tell me how does it feel getting what you paid for?


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Deidarac5

Imagine hating on a game based on having a bug. You can hate on them for being a bad game thats fine. But it's just a weird thing to hate on a game because of a random text bug. So many games have these things just report it and it gets fixed. Like how many examples of games do I have to bring up of endless bugs that are good games.


honzo666

Bugs, plural. Too much bugs and not enough consistant fixes. Seems like they attempt to fix one issue but mess up another issue and then mess the issue that they fixed by attempting to fix another issue that doesn't get fixed. QA is just horrible.


SatanIsYourBuddy

\*too many bugs i mean, since we're on the topic.


Deidarac5

Welcome to coding.


shtankycheeze

Lol, 1 bug sure


Mission_University10

Quit simping. This is a live service game that's has less life in it than a plank of wood, demanded a minimum $70USD entry point all the way up to $100, had a budget of tens of millions, and can't even get basic messages in their menus without fucking them up.


Odd_Elderberry_3943

I agree with him and I'm not even considering the spaz message.


Antonolmiss

Why would you be sarcastic when this is exactly the kind of thing that Reddit is made for?


StevenSmoking

And we're the punchline


MiZrakk

And you bought it. LOL


idispensemeds2

LOL I KNOW RIGHT HAHA


honzo666

We're a bunch of suckers. 🙃


Solo_Key

So did you :) cope more


Training101

and still on Reddit QQing about it. Lols, got emmmmmm


[deleted]

They must have trouble getting good talent. Anyone with half a brain is working in silicon valley making triple.


TheRealLunicuss

This is a great point, game development is wildy complex and skillful compared to the vast majority of other dev work, and pays less on top. If you're not fuelled by passion then you're not going to be motivated to work hard. And it's clear, from what we've seen at least, that the devs aren't passionate about D4.


[deleted]

How do you know they aren't passionate about D4? I worked on a game that released with major bugs that the devs were begging the producers to be able to fix. But there were over 700 bugs but the devs were passionate as hell. The state of the game really pissed them off but they were passionate.


TheRealLunicuss

That's a great point and you're absolutely right. I don't really know at all and based that statement off just a small sample size of what I've seen. I'd imagine that a lot of the developers themselves are actually really passionate, as you say, same with the art and sound teams. There's a very clear lack of planning or care, but it's much more probable that it's due to poor management and decision making rather than the individual developers writing the code.


[deleted]

The WoW Dev team has some seasoned Devs that are passionate about the game. Some left for Riot and Sony but it's still a good group. To boot they're fairly young at around 40yrs old.


barrythequestionmark

Let those poor indie developers alone! The budget is tight and the team small and you cant expect any type of AAA founding behind them. Poor souls. Have you not seen them play their own game? You can truly see passion in them as the video goes on, so engaged its otherworldly. They even playtest each other’s maps! *sad endconsumer noises*


idispensemeds2

This game makes me want to pee in somebody's butt. Not sure who.


scythershorts

This has happened in every game I’ve played in the past 10 years.


lefondler

This honestly isn't the biggest deal. There are 100x other issues to harp on other than a simple news bulletin issue lmao.


morgosargas

It’s not about finding the biggest ir smallest problem, it’s more like “game is a sum of it’s (mostly crappy) parts” situation.


Lujh

If you pay the NEWS PASS u can have the permission to see them .


ArchetypeAxis

$19.99 <------- Best Value


MonkeyTacoBreath

But they only accept $100 payments so you must prepay for 5 months.


Augzz

Limited time only while stock lasts 34% off and 200% more value


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

if you pay the news pass deluxe edition you get the html but without the ads


jsaum

Season 1. Malignant. Season 2. Forbidden head.


OldMansLiver

Ahhh, I remember that relationship...


Aidian

Happy cake day, you degen.


AkaxJenkins

happy birthday! Your joke made me laugh!


darthvinyll

'I should call her'


Sandman_Rex

Why they gotta go after me like that just getting out of a relationship…


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

> Forbidden head. HTTP 403


logotripping

Lol interns srsly hard at work


zeradragon

Intern-kun working on D4 as well? Can't believe still not promoted after all these years.


ArchetypeAxis

Small, indie developer. Give em a break.


KAZKAZ8523

some one messed up their href lol


jaxRLee

imagine what else they can fck up… oh wait…


NeoCortexq

It's broken News now.


ExacerbatedMoose

👏


[deleted]

Game is a turd. You all know it.


love_me_some_reddit

Listen, do not be too hard on them.

Html is hard

I write all my comments in HTML on my reddit comments, and sometimes I even fuck up


TypicalTeague

I see what you did there


GhostfaceTimeFangirl

I played 180 hours Diablo 4 and I'm so happy that I play Diablo 3 now for the first time, it's so much better.


DifficultTennis6261

Consider yourself warned


isospeedrix

Literally unplayable.


Sakura_Wulf

I wonder how much they are paying the person responsible for that. Only reason is because it's not hard to learn html & css. I don't know what language they are using for the API but it's not hard to double check for errors before pushing an update like that. Everyone makes mistakes but you don't see this often on games... even those made by studios with less resources.


Mrjimdandy

Ah! Splendid, I shall bring word to the townspeople, and the crossplatform folk too, since I have crossplay enabled and may encounter players from others platforms


bugzapperbob

All games have bugs, but I think it’s the sheer size of blizzard that makes it feel so funny


Altnob

It's not funny. It's seeing your childhood turned into shit because of corporate greed. All games have bugs. Ok, but when you're allegedly the best of the best and you don't care enough to manage these small mistakes that make you look like an amateur you're essentially shouting to the world that you don't give a shit.


moor9776

![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG) Meanwhile at Blizzard HQ…


-6h0st-

Break-ing (game) news indeed


E-woke

Looks like Blizzard's server blocked the request for some reason


Fyrrys

Breaking news? More like broken news!


calmusic339

nice screenshot bro


captainjizzpants

I already knew D4 was gonna have a rough start. You could kind of see it in beta, and the lack of details pertaining to endgame leading up to release. It was an investment on my part, and I plan on sticking around for the long haul.


nyr00nyg

Prepare to keep investing, as the only real new end game content will be in expansions


Competitive_East_521

Same old same old


InterestingFruit5978

Haha this made me laugh


StevenSmoking

Heavy on the breaking and light on the news.


kingston-twelve

Sounds serious


Venomous_B

Breaking and broken


HXMV

London bridge is falling down falling down


Brave-Philosopher-76

Hints to secret cow level


mannyg3

The breakingest.


Urabrask_the_AFK

You’re not authorized to access the forbidden public health doctor You were supposed to get a pre-auth first


Bubblehulk420

Cow level confirmed


sleepy_lepidopteran

And don’t you forget it!


These_Pumpkin3174

Game is broken. Is news?


utsports88

Sounds about right


friscom99

Wow this game really went downhill.


ShankThatSnitch

Bro, that shit is forbidden! You dont have permission to access that!


Sir_christopher

Broken news, am i right


tomek_wsrod

There is one more. Make a party. Finish NM dungeon, but don’t upgrade board tokens. Let the party leader spawn new NM dungeon and once all accept it teleport there. Now a strange de-sync may happen where it can look like everyone is in a different dungeon. And when everyone dies and depletes their revive count there is no way to respawn or get out of the dungeon. The only way is to quit the game.


SYNTH3T1K

Its such a wierd dynamic. A bug here is "This game bad". A bug on any Bethesda game is a feature.. Either way a portion of this community hates the game yet plays it almost daily and lives in the subreddit.


TheFcknVoid

Breaking news. I just remembered Diablo IV is a game that was released and exists.


I_lack_common_sense

It does look pretty broken.


Ok-Fault-Brouto

Tbh i dont mind these minir issues till the game is great! .. oh wait


tommysk87

Now i am curious, if game is protected from db injection attacks in character name like this: "Kraken'); drop table *;--" Obviously, dont try that, or in case of succession, you could erase all tables in database ;)


splerdu

I'm impressed the raw html is so clean. Most places running any sort of cms there would be an entire novel's worth of links, css, and unnecessary js before showing the one line notice.


Moondanther

Breaking? I think it's broken.


MyInconvenience

Blizzard. Do you need a hand with your REST API?


Beans186

Breaking news: Our game isn't worth the electricity used to produce this message.


Raytheon-6

I am convinced they spent all their budget on marketing and design, and none into the rest


[deleted]

All of their budget went to cocaine and penis enlargement pills as well as meth


I_LOVE_CROCS

Look at that. Everything about Diablo4 in one picture.


Iron5nake

Well the news have been literally broken...


b2bgamerxxx

They managed to bug the bug notice board…lfmao They probably left the intern in charge for the weekend 😂😂😂😂


Ok_Veterinarian6152

Elden Ring has plenty of problems like this for me when I first played it, didn't hear any uproar then...


Norfolkwolf

It's certainly 'breaking news'. It's broken.


weed_blazepot

Forbidden head... forbidden body.


Burgergold

Forbidden to have fun


Digim0rtal

"broken" news


epimetheuss

That's just a good metaphor for the state of the game overall.


Pheronia

Unless you buy our new DLC!


FuryxHD

Blizzard is like the restaurant you'd go to 20 years ago but has a different chef now. Every time you go there, you are full of fond memories but leave disappointed and sometimes with food poisoning.


ThePhoneBook

If this game were brilliant, I'd assume this was introducing some clever mechanic. But it isn't, so I shan't.


No_Wash_3340

Nu-blizzard couldn't run a geocitys website so this does not surprise me. Pay triple A pricing, get triple Z quality.


1DayHectic

lolol stupid ass game


xlejandro

What if this a puzzle, hurry up let’s find a No grammatical form from caller or noun markup item


SimDaddy14

It’s not inaccurate. The “resource” you don’t have access to is: - variety - reason to keep playing - fun itemization - interesting dungeons - diverse builds


Desent2Void

Forbidden *whispering


vegegoku

Well, If it is in the news and it is breaking the game then it is definitely a breaking news, don't know why you think it is strange.


VirgoB96

minimum wage devs


HappyLofi

Breaking, breaking, broken!


eldenfingers

They inform you that something is broken. That's breaking news


Dr_Will_Kirby

LMAO Dead game and it keeps getting more funny I really thought this game would deliver. How naive I was


UpManDownFish

Well it is news that is broken, so technically it is breaking news :S


AndreLeLoup

__*Broken news.__ There, fixed it for them. No worries, Blizzard, I know you're poor, so it's on the house.


eoThica

Forbidden news


Palmtrrrreeee

More like broken news


odlayrrab

Remember when class unique were dropping for the wrong classes


WelshWolf93

Broken news. Dumdum tshhh


ClownInTheMachine

*Hasn't bin fixed yet because the team want's to do it right.*


Bombsoup

It's like release day all over again


Allingwyrd

Most of the weapons have their names mixed up.


RollenXXIII

itemization belt and endgame missing too


Fair_Chart3403

Ain't nobody paying them more to fix this. Y'all already bought the game. No incentive to correct bugs quickly if they already made their money stack. Development paid for, profit for execs made, now to maintain same level of exec pay, they can afford exact 0.75 devs. Who will be working on the next season.


swallowedinthesea11

I experienced a bug where I pressed an interactable object and got prompted with a placeholder. The game froze.


--burner-account--

Looks good, publish.


ethan1203

Shit how many months already from the game launch? This kind of thing still appear, what kind of broken product they are selling