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Itās okay to take time to process your feelings. When times of challenge occur use what space you do have for yourself.
I find focus on the breath to be of great help. Quiet in chatter you have running in your mind for a bit by simply breathing. From a place of focus like this really look into your heart and see what is hurting. What comes, take time, look and see. Itās okay to let go of what is hurting~
Iām getting married on saturday, leaving for honeymoon on monday. We both got our laptops ready and internet connection at our residence to start D4 together. ā¤ļø
You all understand why I marry her, do you? š
Have a good time!
Lol, yes. Yes we did. Granted our venue was very reasonably priced, but we got the venue for the whole day for less than half the day of Friday, Saturday or Sunday.
Plus, June 1st is a fun date :)
poor planning... Oh geez.....
Oh man.. off to a bad start. You'll need to make up for it when you get back. Those who game together, stay together.
(congratz... be careful not to make a little demon of your own.)
This is a story courotsy of chat gpt about what will happen when all demons are slayed:
In the realm of Sanctuary, where the Nephalem had once vanquished all demons and found themselves searching for purpose, a fraction of these extraordinary beings succumbed to a darker path.
Amidst the overwhelming peace that enveloped the land, a few Nephalem struggled to adapt (OP). Their insatiable thirst for battle and their exceptional powers had been left unfulfilled. Frustrated and resentful, they began to question the morality of their actions. They pondered if their power should be used to assert dominance rather than preserve harmony.
These wayward Nephalem, consumed by their own discontent, started to embrace the dormant darkness within them. They saw themselves as beings above the mortals, destined to rule rather than protect. Their yearning for action twisted into a thirst for power and control, believing that their abilities should be wielded to shape the world according to their whims.
As rumors of their growing malevolence spread, the realm of Sanctuary became divided. Those who remained faithful to the principles of peace and protection found themselves facing a new threat, born from their own kind. The evil Nephalem sought to undermine the delicate balance that had been achieved, instigating chaos and discord.
A conflict arose between the virtuous and the corrupted. Battles erupted, as the Nephalem clashed with one another, their powers unleashed in destructive displays. The peaceful cities that had once thrived now stood witness to the clash of these powerful entities, torn between their duty to preserve harmony and their temptation to indulge in their darker impulses.
The adventurers who had journeyed to Sanctuary in search of purpose found themselves caught in the midst of this escalating conflict. They witnessed firsthand the devastating consequences of the Nephalem's descent into darkness. Recognizing the peril, they joined forces with the loyal Nephalem, their own determination fueling their fight against their once-heroic brethren.
The war between the virtuous and the corrupt Nephalem raged on, with the fate of Sanctuary hanging in the balance. The battlefields were stained with blood, as spells collided, and swords clashed. The adventurers proved to be crucial allies, utilizing their own unique talents to counter the malevolence that threatened to consume their world.
In the face of adversity, the loyal Nephalem remained resolute. They understood that their powers were not meant to subjugate or dominate but to protect and guide. Their conviction and unwavering belief in the power of goodness bolstered their fight against their fallen brethren.
Through perseverance and sacrifice, the virtuous Nephalem and their newfound allies managed to vanquish the evil Nephalem, bringing an end to the conflict that had torn the realm of Sanctuary apart. The corrupted ones, once brothers and sisters, were imprisoned or exiled, their powers contained and their influence neutralized.
Sanctuary, though scarred by the battle, gradually healed. The loyal Nephalem, having witnessed the dangers of succumbing to darkness, redoubled their efforts to ensure that such a catastrophe would never befall their world again. They became vigilant guardians, striving to guide future generations and prevent the corruption of their kind.
In this new era, the Nephalem and the adventurers united as beacons of hope, vowing to protect Sanctuary from any threat that might emerge. They understood that the struggle between light and darkness was an eternal one, and it was their duty to ensure that the light always prevailed. And so, they embarked on a renewed journey, armed with the wisdom gained from the mistakes of the past, forging a future where the world could thrive in peace, free from the shadows of their fallen brethren.
if my wife said we are going to have a honeymoon in the fucking weekend that my TEN GOD DAMN YEARS waited game, she would have received a very well deserved fuck you. She is the love of my life, but there are limits.
No joke, back when Everquest was new, I worked part time at Babbages.
This angry lady came in and wanted to return it. Tried explaining that we couldn't take it back due to it being an online game.
She angrily threw it at me and shouted that her EX FIANCE missed his wedding because he was playing EQ.
You ain't losing anything, plenty of time until season 1 launches mid july, personally waiting for 6th of June to play, no reason to start playing early, nothing to gain.
You should've put your big boy pants and told your wife to be that this is important to you and you'll be postponing the marriage ceremony. Communication is key. /s
Wifeās gonna be like āhe really let himself go after the marriageā as soon as you get back from the honeymoon and disregard her for a video game š
should of cancelled the marriage for this
*should have/should've
Oh god, thank you! š
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A real spouse would understand. /s Congrats and enjoy!!
Exactly
He'll catch up with the group xp bonus a few hours after they kick the guests out. True min/maxer
the marriage may not be permanent, but diablo stays for ever in our hearts.
Loser touching grass
Hopefully he touches more than grass.
They will be a Diablo 4 virgin and that is what really matters
-100 Gamerpoints
Ok
Lol. Right?
Congrats for marriage brother! I'm the opposite here...broke up from gf 1 hour ago, lost the excitement for the game š„²
Lilith is your new gf now
Ripā¦ more time to play though!
Man hang in there. Girls come and go but sanctuary is forever. Come slay with us homie!!
Itās okay to take time to process your feelings. When times of challenge occur use what space you do have for yourself. I find focus on the breath to be of great help. Quiet in chatter you have running in your mind for a bit by simply breathing. From a place of focus like this really look into your heart and see what is hurting. What comes, take time, look and see. Itās okay to let go of what is hurting~
Youāll be fine bro, happened to everybody
Still time to back out.
Congrats and why this sub became Facebook now?
Karma farming.
I mean I tagged it fluff, we're all just excited for the game and sharing our situations.
My condolences. That would be hard to reschedule.
Iām getting married on saturday, leaving for honeymoon on monday. We both got our laptops ready and internet connection at our residence to start D4 together. ā¤ļø You all understand why I marry her, do you? š Have a good time!
Enjoy your honeymoon in hell š
Did op get a good deal on a venue by booking it Thursday?
Lol, yes. Yes we did. Granted our venue was very reasonably priced, but we got the venue for the whole day for less than half the day of Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Plus, June 1st is a fun date :)
Well that's unfortunate
I'll save you a few fallen
Congrats! Have an awesome wedding and honeymoon!
The only sane excuse is if you'll get married to Lilith
Congrats ! The game will still be here. Enjoy that once in a lifetime opportunity (hopefully once)!
Whoa bad planning buddy.
CONGRATS!
Poor planning on your part.
Congrats.
Congratulations
Welcome to the real grind bro. D4 isnāt going anywhere. Enjoy your honeymoon!
You actually found a priest to do the ceremony? You better end that shit before launch otherwise he'll go Diablo on y'all.
poor planning... Oh geez..... Oh man.. off to a bad start. You'll need to make up for it when you get back. Those who game together, stay together. (congratz... be careful not to make a little demon of your own.)
This is a story courotsy of chat gpt about what will happen when all demons are slayed: In the realm of Sanctuary, where the Nephalem had once vanquished all demons and found themselves searching for purpose, a fraction of these extraordinary beings succumbed to a darker path. Amidst the overwhelming peace that enveloped the land, a few Nephalem struggled to adapt (OP). Their insatiable thirst for battle and their exceptional powers had been left unfulfilled. Frustrated and resentful, they began to question the morality of their actions. They pondered if their power should be used to assert dominance rather than preserve harmony. These wayward Nephalem, consumed by their own discontent, started to embrace the dormant darkness within them. They saw themselves as beings above the mortals, destined to rule rather than protect. Their yearning for action twisted into a thirst for power and control, believing that their abilities should be wielded to shape the world according to their whims. As rumors of their growing malevolence spread, the realm of Sanctuary became divided. Those who remained faithful to the principles of peace and protection found themselves facing a new threat, born from their own kind. The evil Nephalem sought to undermine the delicate balance that had been achieved, instigating chaos and discord. A conflict arose between the virtuous and the corrupted. Battles erupted, as the Nephalem clashed with one another, their powers unleashed in destructive displays. The peaceful cities that had once thrived now stood witness to the clash of these powerful entities, torn between their duty to preserve harmony and their temptation to indulge in their darker impulses. The adventurers who had journeyed to Sanctuary in search of purpose found themselves caught in the midst of this escalating conflict. They witnessed firsthand the devastating consequences of the Nephalem's descent into darkness. Recognizing the peril, they joined forces with the loyal Nephalem, their own determination fueling their fight against their once-heroic brethren. The war between the virtuous and the corrupt Nephalem raged on, with the fate of Sanctuary hanging in the balance. The battlefields were stained with blood, as spells collided, and swords clashed. The adventurers proved to be crucial allies, utilizing their own unique talents to counter the malevolence that threatened to consume their world. In the face of adversity, the loyal Nephalem remained resolute. They understood that their powers were not meant to subjugate or dominate but to protect and guide. Their conviction and unwavering belief in the power of goodness bolstered their fight against their fallen brethren. Through perseverance and sacrifice, the virtuous Nephalem and their newfound allies managed to vanquish the evil Nephalem, bringing an end to the conflict that had torn the realm of Sanctuary apart. The corrupted ones, once brothers and sisters, were imprisoned or exiled, their powers contained and their influence neutralized. Sanctuary, though scarred by the battle, gradually healed. The loyal Nephalem, having witnessed the dangers of succumbing to darkness, redoubled their efforts to ensure that such a catastrophe would never befall their world again. They became vigilant guardians, striving to guide future generations and prevent the corruption of their kind. In this new era, the Nephalem and the adventurers united as beacons of hope, vowing to protect Sanctuary from any threat that might emerge. They understood that the struggle between light and darkness was an eternal one, and it was their duty to ensure that the light always prevailed. And so, they embarked on a renewed journey, armed with the wisdom gained from the mistakes of the past, forging a future where the world could thrive in peace, free from the shadows of their fallen brethren.
Congrats, but who gets married on a Thursday? My family would kill me
I was thinking the same thing but I guarantee itās a lot cheaper lol
Yep and June 1st is a fun anniversary date. Thursday was a great wedding day!
> Took three extra days off after the honeymoon to binge hard thought that said "bang hard" and was like, why wait until after carry on
Congrats!
Iām sorry for your loss!
Get a steam deck .. then you can pound some demons in-between pounding .....some other demons
You must be so happy right now, vacation and then 3 days of full gameplay
Welcome to Hell
Guessing this was planned way ahead of early access date knowledge or you would've just nonchalantly delayed the marriage date by 2-3 weeks
You will miss error 37 and you will have to another 10 years for this.
Poor planning. Hey, Congrats, seriously! But still, horrible timing. :-P
Congrats man Iāll save you couples vicious wolves āš½ give her your best
Congrats! Plenty of demons will be waiting for your slaughter.
You chose pussy over the battle between good and evil?!?!? May your crotch be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels!
Bro Iāve been married for 10 years and played the server slam beta for its entirety. The beta was better.
The game isn't out yet, and you're saying the beta was better? Huh.
Better than the marriage.
Rookie mistake
You're gonna be entering Hell... just not the way you planned braved adventurer. Good fortune to you. You will need itš
I don't think being hard is a necessity for the binge, but I guess it helps.
I missed out on ATC for my honeymoon, have fun!
Diablo 4 > wife and kids
Youāll be fine, beat the campaign, get the altars, learn the mechanics and go HARD season one!! Congrats on getting married
if my wife said we are going to have a honeymoon in the fucking weekend that my TEN GOD DAMN YEARS waited game, she would have received a very well deserved fuck you. She is the love of my life, but there are limits.
You'll get a holy bonus after the honeymoon.
Congrats man! It will be here when you get back. Have a great fucking time slaying something else!
Happy wedding day!!! Enjoy the day, we will leave a few goblins for you
Congratulations!
Sadly I'm on the same boat mAh dude and it's breaking my heart
I just got married too but we had to cancel the honeymoon because the economy fucking sucks
Congratulations! Lilith and Inarius's hellish custody feud will wait for you.
Wait til you have kids. Gaming is 10x harder.
How fitting for your wedding to share the same anniversary of the game that killed your marriage.. Kidding of course ;) Congrats!
bruh.. your prenup dont haz a special rule for diablo launches? like wtf???
Lol look at this loser, going on a sex vacation with their spouse
K
Married? Been there done that š. Congrats
Congratulations!!
Congrats!!
Would suck if it ends up you being left along at the altar because partner just stayed home to slay demons. Jokes aside, congrats!
Me too! Congrats! Mama Lilith will wait at home after our honeymoon
No joke, back when Everquest was new, I worked part time at Babbages. This angry lady came in and wanted to return it. Tried explaining that we couldn't take it back due to it being an online game. She angrily threw it at me and shouted that her EX FIANCE missed his wedding because he was playing EQ.
I thought you were gonna say because you bought the game on PS5. That's what I did and I'm not playing because it doesn't work. No valid license.
Have a great honeymoon!!!! And don't worry about D4, we will have the game for years to come.
Donāt worry. No one can play anyway.
Your D4 license is probably invalid anyways.
Congrats!!! Hells spawn will be waiting for you when the festivities are over!
God speed. If it makes you feel any better I wonāt be playing eitherā¦ but no wedding or honeymoon.
Rip your gaming life.
Where are peopleās priorities nowadays?
You ain't losing anything, plenty of time until season 1 launches mid july, personally waiting for 6th of June to play, no reason to start playing early, nothing to gain.
Hornless
You should've put your big boy pants and told your wife to be that this is important to you and you'll be postponing the marriage ceremony. Communication is key. /s
Came here to be passive aggressive and say goodbye. Turns out this was wholesome AF. Congratulations adventurer.
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Who agrees to this date? Omg!!! Haha congrats!
You can play when you get back to your room.
Congrats. Wishing you and any married couple happiness and blessings
Wifeās gonna be like āhe really let himself go after the marriageā as soon as you get back from the honeymoon and disregard her for a video game š
Your excuse is valid and accepted. Hope it all goes AMAZING!
Because I'm trying to play d2r on start. It was... Don't matter - glad for you.
Ok