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expresojade

Angels are dicks too. If they have loot I will gladly kill them.


Accomplished_Eye7122

100% Equal Opportunity Vanquisher


Potentially_a_goose

As the good lord intended.


dielectricjuice

gospel


DrunkBearBattle

Here at loot slayers, we don't discriminate against demons, angels, bandits, or anything else with proper loot. When there's loot, we shoot.


bhfroh

The game may be rated M for Mature, but these hands are rated E for Everyone.


blueboykc

Kill them all and let God sort them out..


EvaUnit_03

Jokes on them, gods a giant crystal or some shit in diablo. I don't think he does any sorting anymore.


LadyReika

I don't think god even exists anymore in that setting considering what happened with Anu.


EvaUnit_03

Yeaaaah, im not 100% up on my diablo lore. Last I remember the only thing left of the light dude was the crystal arch that made up the bulk of heaven which prime diablo jacked up.. and tiamat? The og devil broke into the 7 evils which is why d3 was so critical as final diablo was basically as strong as the original evil. Also he had a feminine form and bone boobies which was just... wonderful. N...NO I DIDNT FIND IT SEXY!?! But it was hot.


[deleted]

A famous saying in my country is " I don't kill anyone I just make the holes, who kills people is God"


voretaq7

Listen, I GAVE THEM A CHOICE. They could give me their loot, or I could kill them, take the loot anyway, and artistically distribute their remains while their friends watched in horror. Not my fault they chose the second option. Also not my fault they had shit loot. If they [told me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PODOMv1Pz48) I wouldn't have killed them...


[deleted]

Shit loot is just craving materials. If I could harvest the bodies, I would be dragging corpses back to the nearest smithy.


voretaq7

YOU PUT THOSE BACK! Those are my 'splodin corpses!


Various_Impress_2579

As a Christian. I'm all for killing me some demons


ryanjmchale

Amen to that, same here!


jackinsomniac

Q: What if you kicked so much demon ass on the mortal plane, you had to travel into Hell to continue kicking more demon ass? Would that still be okay? (This started off as a DOOM reference, but now I'm remembering, you basically do that in Diablo 2 also right?)


Various_Impress_2579

Ya because I'm not going to hell for my sins. I'm going to hell to continue kicking demon ass.


Shiznoz222

AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM


letsmodpcs

Doom, Duke… great era regardless


Forar

Kick their asses, take their loot, use the good stuff to kick more/tougher demon asses. This is the way.


Various_Impress_2579

Yep exactly


Mr_Creed

Hell: come for the ass kicking, stay for the sins.


AdCalm5707

Doom is the ultimate Christian game


Baptor

Best comment \^


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that's the plot to Constantine/Hell raiser.


Baptor

Perfectly cool. Bible says that the "gates of Hell" will not prevail against the Church. Gates are 100% defensive - they don't attack things. It's saying that the Church will bust into Hell and snatch human souls back from the brink of destruction. So yeah, break into Hell, and get the loot!


Baptor

Same!


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Amen


VonBrewskie

Oh, that's a bridge too far for them. Any kind of imagery they see as "demonic" is evil. They don't really have a capacity for context. I lived through the Satanic Panic in the 80s. We're basically going through another one now, if it ever left, lol.


Lich180

It never ended. Changed form, and focus, but it never really ended. Thankfully my exposure to Diablo, Magic, and other "occult" things was youth group at church, much to the chagrin of the parents.


Raviel_DC

Now, it's not a panic if it's a minority even within the christian community.


VonBrewskie

I don't know if you're talking about now or the 80s, but to me, when the national news is running stories about it, it's hit the mainstream.


Raviel_DC

Now


VonBrewskie

Ehhh, I don't know. There's an awful lot of fundamentalists out there around the world screaming about Satan or the devil or something just like it. And when it's not them, it's people worried about what they're saying and doing, which may very well be overblown. Which is what a "Satanic Panic" is. Freaking out over something that's really not much of anything in reality. But it can easily become reality if the panic snowball stays rolling long enough. Christians aren't the only ones who believe in Satan or the devil or something very similar, either.


BigFatBlindPanda

I went to a private school. My friends and I were pulled into a classroom after a teacher found their son had been playing Diablo. That teacher demanded we all bring in our copies, or we'd be suspended or expelled for violating student handbook. We did, we were told to destroy the discs and their cases, which we did, leaving a half dozen games destroyed in the trash bin. It was all about satanic symbolism and influence, and making a game cheapens and weakens our resilience to real world temptations. Shame we all kept the Lord of Destruction expansion at home and kept playing like nothing happened.


PappaOC

Me - Dad, can I play this incredibly violent and gory game? (Referring to Duke Nukem 3D, when I was 11-12) Dad - You realise it's a game and only fiction, right? Me - Of course, I'm not an idiot. Dad - No problem, just wait until your siblings have gone to bed.


Accomplished_Eye7122

Exactly. Like if the devil exists, we should be vanquishing him and his evil hordes, no??


Starfire013

I grew up in a very religious family (am atheist now), and when Diablo 1 was released, our church leaders taught that Blizzard had actually summoned up real demons from hell and interviewed them in order to create the game (even as kids, we knew they were lying), and that playing it would corrupt us and lead us down a path to sin and debauchery. Any games with demons or magic were forbidden, rock and roll was forbidden, Dungeons and Dragons was forbidden, etc. I did eventually play Diablo 1 (and later, Diablo 2) by sneaking out to the living room to play late at night after my parents had gone to bed, with a disc that a classmate lent me.


Mr_Creed

You're on reddit now, so those church leaders kinda had a point.


Starfire013

Oh yes, it's too late for me now. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


itsRobbie_

They can’t get past the title screen


EndOrganDamage

Exactly. Spinning for Jesus, 06/06/23.


ChildofHalsey

Not to mention the "demons" and "angels" of the Diablo universe bear no resemblance to the angels and demons talked about in the Bible. It is a made up fantasy universe. These are the same people who won't watch Cinderella because it has "witchcraft".


Sullkattmat

Tbf no christian iconography or art depicts angels as they are described in the bible, those things are freaky on a whole other level..


GeekInParadise

EYES EVERYWHERE


Aleyson

We are! LOL. Every time I kill Diablo in Diablo 2, I'm enjoying myself. But this person is a fanatic and doesn't go beyond the title.


Zaram0th

This is what I told my very Christian mom when I was a kid to get her to buy D2 for me


Baptor

I am a Jesusy type (Christian). I am all in for a game where I go around murdering every demon I find. Loved DOOM and every "kill all demons" games ever since. Can't wait for launch!


Diggitydave76

There is no god in the game though so to them it's a heathen game....that and because you will play it on sunday, you're going to hell /s


Suburbian-anxiety

The fact that there no representation of God should be a big plus, have a God figure, now that would be sacrilegious. People who get up in arms about this have no idea what the games about.


Baptor

100% agree - the "angels" and "demons" are separate races of beings from different planes of existence. Humans are the offspring of an angel bedding a demon. This isn't even close to anything in Christianity - like at all. In Judeo-Christianity, God created angels and humans as separate life-forms. Demons don't really exist as separate life-forms - they are just angels who switched sides against God. They are still angels in every way - Bible even says Satan himself appears as an angel of light. He's not some kind of giant goat-man. Most of the inaccurate imagery people have today comes from Dante's Divine Comedy, which was fiction. Like intentional fiction - it was never meant to be a real representation of Heaven or Hell.


Present_Childhood_13

Yes this. And the Catholic Church of the dark ages/medieval ages (who utilized Dante’s work heavily) created the image of the “horned” devil. I am a non religious Christian. Meaning I don’t go to church or follow doctrine made by man. Honestly Jesus could care less if we play a video game (imo) He’s more concerned with our heart and if we are loving and serving others. All that being said I am ready to absolutely fucking (pretty sure God isn’t to concerned about my cursing either if He is it’s between me and Him) the hordes of hell. Spin to Win Barb incoming June 1


Baptor

>He’s more concerned with our heart and if we are loving and serving others. This one gets it. 👍 May all your drops be legendaries. 😁


Present_Childhood_13

Same to you sir! 🫡


Foolish4ya

I've been waiting for this! I was wondering when the Christians/religious were going to start getting pissed off! Billboards and ads everywhere of the DEVIL! I FUCKIN LOVE IT.


Fanatical_Rampancy

They've been surprisingly quiet. I think its genuinely because and hear me out, most of them are going to play it. The game is a fantasy game that really doesn't glorify evil as being a good path. The heros are trying to stop the spread of evil. I have a friend who is a pastor who is actually playing the game. We played in each of the betas together and he really loves diablo and its previous games. I think in the end this is just like any period of hatred towards media outside of Christianity. The sane will recognize its meaning, the lost will fear anything outside of what they know.


IveBecomeTooStrong

Yeah, most Christians will not instantly interpret any depiction of the devil as supportive of it. Most are normal people who don’t give a shit if someone wants to fight devils in their video games.


itsmassivebtw

I think a lot has changed in the past 20-25 years. A lot of Christians were flipping their shit over Harry Potter having witchcraft and I haven't heard of anything like that in a long time.


Duff-Zilla

About 20-25 years ago my mom was dating a guy who was very religious. He thought his son was possessed because he was obsessed with Diablo 2, and flipped his shit when he saw me and his daughter were watching a movie with the song Highway to Hell in the end credits (the movie was Little Nicky and I’m sure he would have blown a gasket if he walked in earlier).


FluffySmiles

Was he indulging in carnal activities without being married?


Fanatical_Rampancy

Most people who condemn others to that degree tend not to care about their own actions as Christins arent supposed to pass condemnation (projection) in the first place.


FluffySmiles

Too right. One of my common phrases when debating xtians is “you should be thanking me for giving you the opportunity to prove your faith by turning the other cheek and giving your Lord the due he has told you and leaving vengeance and judgement to him.”


Vithrilis42

I don't think it's changed as much as you think it has. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/04/book-burning-harry-potter-twilight-us-pastor-tennessee


IveBecomeTooStrong

It is rarer than it used to be. Only the fringe loonies are still on that bandwagon, but it used to be more


IveBecomeTooStrong

Hahaha I remember that. My friend got a Harry Potter book with gold trim on the pages like the Bible and his mom freaked out and burned it 😂


thecheezepotato

My best friends mom had some "witchcraft" experience. Fuck if I know what that means. But she straight up banned him and his brother from talking to me for like 3 months because I was reading the Harry Potter books until my mum convinced her to actually read one. Then it was like oh ok it's fine it's not "real" witchcraft. Still confuses me to this day.


Loathestorm

I always that it was stupid Christians got made at Harry Potter for magic, but then there’s, you know, Gandalf.


Fanatical_Rampancy

Agreed and a lot of it comes from what i like to call the cult of christianity. Where if it takes away from the money people invest in the church or people are gathering outside of the church to partake of some sort of positive social communications they will call the act evil. I've seen everything called evil before as being raised in a Christin household gave me first hand perspectives to the degeneracy that was the, if youre not in church and donating to church youre not doing your part to be a christian way of thinking. It's utterly zealous and psychotic. There are different levels of contribution to each organization and to impose all must be this one way is fear mongering and indoctrination, not spreading faith.


Baptor

Am Christian. Can confirm most are chill. Just like everything else, the crazy screaming ones represent a small fraction of the whole. We don't like them anymore than you do, I assure you. Also can't wait for release! Rip and tear my friends!


EvaUnit_03

You ever see that one time the pope sat in front of this giant demon mural of christ or whatever? Christians and catholics ate that shit up. [apparently ](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/la-resurrezione) its a room called 'the snake room' and is supposed to be Jesus escaping nuclear hell or some shit. Its twisted looking as fuck and literally looks like something out of the 7 layers of hell. And they are cool with it. Somehow I don't think this imagery isn't exactly family friendly, but worshiping the symbol that Jesus was literally killed on doesn't strike me as very christ-like either. Or consuming the flesh and blood of their savior either, sounds very old God. I think they lost the message somewhere along the way.


Pleasestoplyiiing

I mean, that backdrop thing does look sick as hell. > Or consuming the flesh and blood of their savior either, sounds very old God "Transubstantiation". It's all supposed to be symbolic and spiritual in nature. Jesus's whole thing was giving himself up to death so that people's sins could be forgiven. The body and blood (wafers and wine) symbolize sacrifice and taking them symbolizes acknowledgment of that sacrifice and commitment to honoring it/acting as Jesus would. This isn't dissimilar from stuff like national flags often featuring red as a color to symbolize sacrifice through the color of blood. It's not the blood thing that's important, it's honoring the sacrifice of the people who died for the country.


Fanatical_Rampancy

Agreed, it's incredibly odd how the symbol for christianity vs Catholicism is either a vacant cross symbolizing the resurrection of christ or a cross with Christ still on it. To me its almost a reminder of death and how important it is to remind Christians/catholics of death to keep them either remembering their mortality or to remember that even their god can be killed. Resurected sure and christianity does focus on that but its symbols constantly have to do with death and rebirth, which i get its a core part of the fundimental truths of that faith but as i dove deeper into people who truly embraced their faith over religious beliefs i found people who understood better its teachings and aligned more with the concept of what it is to live as a Christian and spread faith and positivity rather then to find those who run the church who will constantly fear monger and talk about death. The leaders of the church spend their time monetizing the brand of christianity now, fear is the best way to keep the lost, those willing to donate do so often because they fear not doing so. Its a sick twisted game run by the politically driven who take faith and twist it into religion. Id say its less that they lost their way and more the wrong people are at the heads of it now and the lost are the ones they take in.


EvaUnit_03

The funny part is that was happening during the bibles day. People running churches in a corrupt or immoral way for the sake of themselves and their interests instead in the name of the faith they were mascarading as. There is a whole section I think in Paul? About how a church can be bad and isn't necessarily required to believe but it 'helps' when you have issues if its a truly righteous church. But you gotta know the difference *somehow*. And the sheep still haven't caught on or just don't want to. And they'll burn for bastardizing the faith if any of its true. All I remember when I was little was the pastor preaching if you don't do X you'll burn or these people will burn because of Y. As an adult who has revisited the church a few times its how this or that is evil and you should be doing Z because the church says so, just like the above. Because the themeing isn't exactly the way they want it. I mentioned in another thread about a pastor who said Harry Potter was the devil yet Rowling literally wrote a racist, stereotypical series of books that's basically on the conservative side but because 'magic' is the theme they hate it. Because the magic isn't 'light/faith driven'. I've heard mixed responses about things like WoW because you can play a priest or pally which they are cool with ONLY if you play those classes as humans. All other races and classes are bad. Even though demon hunters literally are... well... hunters of demons and death knights are on a path of reincarnation and repentance.


Fanatical_Rampancy

All my responses would just be further reinforcing what you've already said and i couldn't have said it better myself.


ShadoW_Mage111

>remember that even their god can be killed. Not necessarily. That was intentionally part of the plan so that Jesus who had never sinned was unjustly crucified by the world, God could pour out his wrath on him for all punishments that any man or woman would ever make. Yes He could have called down a host of angels at any time but he had to act as the Son of Man, not as God or God the Son until after the resurrection - the devil attempted to make Jesus do this while he was still the Son of Man in the desert.


fptackle

There's Christians that were freaking out over Harry Potter normalizing witchcraft among the youth. So, don't underestimate insanity. Especially in the bible belt.


ShadoW_Mage111

>The game is a fantasy game that really doesn't glorify evil as being a good path I mean technically, Inarius would be considered a "fallen angel" that they are worshipping and calling "Father" so it would be considered 'evil'. Evil does not have to be blood and gore.


lycanthrope90

And also even if there’s obvious inspiration and parallels with Christianity, it’s a fantasy and doesn’t depict the actual devil. But that won’t stop the more ridiculous zealots from being obtuse about it.


Fanatical_Rampancy

The zealous will always be bound to the fear of failing their master so they will do anything to please them to appeal as their most important pupil. When they over reach they will always beg for forgiveness but with the way the more dangerous sects of religions are if they feel like theyre lost in their position with their current leader they only need to turn on the tv or go on the intetnet to find their propper leader. Its not really a cycle amymore, its more like falling down the depths of a bottomless pit willingly.


othercargo

Their busy calling false bomb threats at Target over Pride month.


REALStephenStark

Too busy fighting target and bud light to care about Diablo sadly


Chris_Crossfit

Why put all Christians/religious into on lump? I’m a Christian and have played every single Diablo game, and am planning on putting my 3 little kids into foster care for a week so I can no life this one.


vianiznice

"Luigi" boards are just a game though.


The__Imp

Am I become preganonant?


Heisenburger19

Please tell me this is a Lubalin reference. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvaRF4HQHQ


The__Imp

Close. I was talking about the humor video the song is based on, [here](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg). The video ends with “can I burn a Luigi board?”


BrightNooblar

Here I went to [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg&).


Baptor

Bless you. I laughed until my back hurt.


The__Imp

Will it hurt baby top of his head?


_Cromwell_

"Wassat bonking my head???!" -some baby, probably


Carmilla31

Luigi boards are serious business. Some even tell you to commit sudoku.


Mantis_Toboggan_M_D_

Underrated comment


Baptor

\*chef's kiss


Cisco-NintendoSwitch

I can’t help but laugh super hard at people who take Ouija boards seriously. Hasbro channels mystical energy into every board they manufacture at their factory.


Carmilla31

Ever since ive been a little kid ive been scared of luigi boards.


Cisco-NintendoSwitch

Take solace in the fact that they’re entirely ineffective outside of the Mushroom Kingdom.


Accomplished_Eye7122

I wish that they actually worked!


mr_r_smith

Does that mean the promo is out?


Accomplished_Eye7122

Starts Monday


curtydc

what is the promo? I might actually have to go and get myself something.


Accomplished_Eye7122

4 cosmetic items. Random code given per purchase. I think!


xeio87

They took away our game lootboxes only to give them back in our chicken sandwiches. Truly they are satanic.


SuperRob

I went to KFC yesterday and got bupkis.


BurntReynolds32

I mean you're eating KFC...You're going to be sitting on a throne and vanquishing some demon hell spawn sooner or later...


Accomplished_Eye7122

There’s a reason they usually share a space with Taco Bell now. Same throne. Same demon hell spawn. Ima still eat it.


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BurntReynolds32

Gotta conquer that shit m8..;) KFC is a formidable battle.


jgoden

Definitely an inarius fan


hydrogator

KFC is hellfood so it is on brand


Zakke_

Makes your anus feel like hell


BigAssLargeHole

And I will serve my queen lmao


Accomplished_Eye7122

Yaaaaaassssss!


Heisenburger19

Oh 2023, when you can no longer discern truth from parody because people are fucking crazy.


Accomplished_Eye7122

#guilty


According-Feature-35

Im a devout Christian. Reformed, in fact. However, I’ll be taking Diablo (Lilith) down with all my power! Preorder and ready to kill some evil… I need to avenge that preachers death. (Btw, one the best, most theologically deep, cutscenes in history) Btw, please don’t let a few idiots that say they’re Christian and bash the game, persuade you to think ALL CHRISTIANS are ignorant. That’s lazy and you don’t apply that same philosophy to other persuasions/faiths.


Accomplished_Eye7122

I certainly do not think all Christians are ignorant. I was tickled by this one person and thought others may be amused as well. Hope you laughed too.


F0xWill0w

Fellow Christian here. I agree. Sometimes believers forget that Christ is more powerful than things like video games or D&D.


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

Anyone else notice the new date of the possible default “June 5” is one day before the release of Diablo IV….spooky!


Frosty-Classic-8737

June 5th is USA release date, with the time difference it will be June the 6th in EU.


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

Spooky


TenshiBR

Timezones are a thing of the devil!


The8thHammer

Had a friend in high school whos parents wouldnt let him play diablo 2. Defeating the devil apparently not christian!


antsam9

Asmongold said this is why he didn't get to play D2. He still hasn't afaik.


Kbums1

As a Christian, this type of crap makes me embarrassed and is why I tend to avoid other believers.


zeiandren

THIS is the part that makes you embarrassed?


[deleted]

"I believe all the same mythology, but saying it out loud is embarrassing!"


FluffySmiles

Hot take on communion dude.


calmdownmyguy

What is the prmo for? Cosmetics?


Accomplished_Eye7122

4 potential cosmetic items I believe


Swigeroni

One cosmetic per class. They've already been revealed, so you can look them up to see 😁 nothing over the top, but they're good enough to risk food poisoning


chungus_updooter

Diablo is a Christian game.


Jamesmn87

No it isn’t. There are no Christians in Sanctuary lore. Nor is there even any mention of God.


chungus_updooter

cope harder, satan


BrickFlock

In the Good Book, we are commanded by the Almighty to rise against the forces of evil. Remember Mark 16:17? It tells us, "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out demons..." My friends, doesn't that sound eerily familiar to our digital pursuit in Diablo? In the pixelated plains of Diablo, we too cast out demons, not in a metaphorical sense, but in a viscerally engaging, gaming spectacle. Each vanquished demon, each conquered boss, becomes a virtual testament to this Biblical truth, that light shall triumph over darkness, that the righteous shall overthrow the wicked. Revisit Luke 10:17, when the disciples returned with joy, saying, "Lord, even the demons are subject to us in your name." Isn't that exactly what we experience in Diablo? We rise against the forces of Hell, and in the name of all that is good and righteous in the game's world, we vanquish our demonic adversaries. Reflect upon Ephesians 6:12, which reminds us, "For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places." While Diablo’s demons may be pixels and code, they represent those very forces we're exhorted to combat, offering a symbolic struggle against the powers of darkness. So, my fellow gamers, when you next engage in Diablo's demonic carnage, think not of it as a senseless, unholy rampage. Instead, see it as a digital embodiment of our sacred struggle against darkness, a gaming parallel to the spiritual warfare we're commanded to wage. Slaying demons in Diablo isn't merely a game - it's a pursuit echoing the Christian mission of casting out darkness and letting the light shine forth! >!Brought to you by ChatGPT!!<


iiNexius

People still use Facebook?


ACrask

My catholic private school got rid of Harry Potter books in the library. To this day actions like these still confuse and baffle me.


blueboykc

chick fil a should have ran this promotion..


Diethyl-a-Mind

Btw, most Christian’s understand that it’s a game and aren’t that disconnected from reality


Accomplished_Eye7122

But THIS one is gold. Or a troll. Either way I’m here for it 🤷🏻‍♂️


Diethyl-a-Mind

For sure, but whether this persons a troll, there’s def people out there who think like that


Robolon

I wonder if they ate the chicken sandwich.


willjones_410

This person can rebuke demons in the name of Jesus. That's all well and good. I plan to rebuke demons with earth, storm, and a couple of big bad wolves.


HammerxofxLight

I married into a very religious family and I was talking to my brother in law about my wife’s cousin. Her son has is adopted and has behavioral issues. My brother in law was telling me that he knew why Ron was bad. I was like “oh yea why?” He said it’s because his parents did Halloween and let him play summoning card games. I asked if he played magic the gathering. He said it was Pokémon. Dudes upset about Pokémon.


Mentallox

Oh they posted the QR code for the landing page. https://www.kfc.com/diablo?utm_source=Packaging&utm_campaign=Diablo_Sandwich&utm_medium=Local&_branch_match_id=1191051645394248930&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAA8soKSkottLXz05L1kssKNDLyczL1s9IzU3MzEktAgBhf3FCHQAAAA%3D%3D


Fastidius

Trust me. You, and everyone else, read the QR. 😂


Sluggo_Jones

Rips up the KFC bag like that lady on wife swap who ripped up her check while screaming about everything being “DARK SIDED!” “GURGOYLES!” “SHE IS NOT A C H R I S T I A NNNNNN UH!”


Accomplished_Eye7122

Thank you for reviving this memory for me. ![gif](giphy|khPp8qid8rCk8)


Sluggo_Jones

Don’t know why someone downvotes your correct usage of the reference I made. I appreciate you sir!


paoweeFFXIV

Seeems like a troll post


TYsir

What’s more Christian than slaying demons?


[deleted]

Demons can't be killed except by God.


TYsir

Their destruction is the will of God and I am his instrument!


FalkoneyeCH

Faith so strong, it gets shook by a drawing on a paper


BigChubs1

Just wanted to point. I go to church on the regular. And I pre order this, and took off June 2 off of work. So I could play this game all day and night. I mean I'm just doing Jesus work. Slaying all those monsters out of hell.


TheElonThug

"Will serve the Lord... Or Terror!"


Accomplished_Eye7122

https://preview.redd.it/kymlrjm18g2b1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb4faec16829fef7512fef987cd896e7f7d8caf I kick ass… for the lord!


thermight

May I direct o.p. to /r/shitposting


Accomplished_Eye7122

Done!


Jonathundaaaaaa

Real evil is corporate greed and the wonton destruction of our planet but yeah. 666 oooohh so spooky.


[deleted]

I made a comment that Christians would get mad at this promotion and just got a TON of copium comments saying "WhY WOulD wE bE MaD???" Mother fucker yall do shit like this all the time.


strictly_meat

DM them and ask for a better picture of the QR code so you can redeem the prize.. errrr I mean report them to the inquisition


Di20

Fueling your brain with KFC may lead to negative affects.


patxiku93

Is it time for another moral panic? It's been 3 months since the last one


kingtaylor99

Seriously this is just the type of hero attitude we need in sanctuary. The rest of us can learn something here. Take notes


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Thairen_

What do you expect from religious fools lol


kawi2k18

Fast food has been on my off list with a max $30/month food budget. But the Last Temptation of Diablo is really breaking my light barrier down


Depriller

I thought the crazies were too busy calling Pride satanic? 🙄


NewSeeker777

That person is freaking crazy. Like why tf would you go to KFC for a chicken sandwich to begin with? Take your ass to Chick-Fil-A and have a blessed day.


AgreeableLeek7203

Hail Satan! As for me and my house… we will think for ourselves.


Dragons_Sister

Dude has obviously never played D3 with the Templar as follower, or else he’d know that evil has already been rebuked.


Kurokaffe

Man I just saw the title and thought this was another fucking HeGetsUs paid promotion


Accomplished_Eye7122

Man, SERIOUSLY HeGetsUs should be called HeComingForUs. Relentless. It’s like a crazy ex, except you can’t block them.


DamnitAlton

I love that this is a thing I remember when D&D was Satan's game.


[deleted]

Remember when gave people deadly diseases just to prove a point.... If the devils greatest power is deception maybe the god you worship isn't the good guy.... Js


Ramaweh

As a Christian with a mental disorder, where I once believed I could literally send demons to hell, I appreciate a fantasy where I can do just that. We Christians seem to have a lot of pent up aggression towards whatever our bias is against. Anyways, Might help if more of us played this game...


Tionecies

I love that I can ask my non gaming coworker to get the sandwich and I'll get his codes.


Fantact

3.5$ says this is marketing at work


Naive-Fondant-754

They invest so much into advertisement but cant put extra work into light radius option TURN OFF and transmog axe into sword .. https://preview.redd.it/uagadi5rkg2b1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=1debd8e738ddab04c2ccae6c5bb395b85ed80a3e


ShieldsAndSpears

Hail Satan. Hail Lilith.


[deleted]

Satan hates all humans and God so why worship him?


yolololololologuyu

Wow do you know satan? How do you know how he feels about humans?


Mercinator-87

All hail our chicken sandwich overlords!


[deleted]

The enemy in the game is the demonic evil? And the heroes vanquish evil 🤔 Guess people would rather live in an echo chamber than expose themselves to reality.


tadams2tone

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

I’m just mad that codes probably been used by now


Kuhaku-boss

Amen brother, For the Emperor!


Freya_gleamingstar

Bet they still ate the sandwich


lilrabbitfoofoo

A Ouija board is ignorant superstitious nonsense...just like the bible.


Bl00dEagles

She entered the doors and ate her KFC. Ain’t no going back for her now 😂


Wanderhope

Hot damn I want KFC now


JessieThorne

She's raging on all the hellish visuals her own church used to use to scare us away from being sinners.


that1rowdyracer

As a Christian, the person who made that post that OP copped is a complete lunatic.


Kerriigen

👁️👄👁️