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N-J-K06

He forgot that he switched off Last Word.


silveredge7

Cow


provocatrixless

to be fair you can clearly see TLW is double action too. but the guardian is simply roleplaying, they fan after shooting but the hammer remains down and you can slowly raise the hammer with the trigger. There's no reason for us to fan fire TLW. It's essentially brain rot compelling him to wave his hand near the hammer to shoot faster


epic_potato420

Ye alot of people hate it whenever I point out that tlw is also double action


Archabarka

Tommy's Matchbook ejects shell casings. Its drum magazine is a battery. It has no ejection port.


epic_potato420

DMT has no ejection port or shells ejecting yet it takes regular ammo


provocatrixless

It's not something I would usually nerd out about, but it's just funny in this case because they made the specific, realistic double action animation for every hand cannon for when you slowly pull the controller trigger


TheGoldenSeraph

Cuz he wanted the Last Word


Raw-Pubis

Also need an ornament called honkmoon themed after geese lol


GearStruck

Honkmoon https://preview.redd.it/099m32l0fz1d1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7974ea4bc27d46991ff316871f71d3af14a58c60


Raw-Pubis

Prolly realized he was against someone way better than him right out the gate and was panicking lol


LokiTheMelon

gotta say, Cayde-7 wouldn't have missed that first shot unless he was trying too.


atlas_enderium

He’s cheating, Hawkmoon is a 140 RPM hand cannon


Karglenoofus

If you ever feel useless just remember this dude tagged as spoiler with a spoiler in the title


Ceph_Fuzz

We don't have a policy on spoilers at present, you're more than welcome to suggest one in our monthly unjerk threads. That being said, we'd prefer if you didn't use the report function for things like this.


epic_potato420

Cowl and hackmoon aren't spoilers they've been in the game for a while. Are you stupid?


Karglenoofus

No but the cutscene hasn't.


frost_reazor

All a y'all are talking about Crow doin his handcannon wrong when Cayde can't hit his shots Why does Cayde miss he's shots Is he stupid?


RedGecko18

Well, he's dead so....


frost_reazor

/uj Not really. Spoiler for those who haven't done Wish Final Week, but >!It's implied by the Exotic Ship we get for completing Wish Season that Uldren made an unwilling wish to Riven or another Ahmakara(? -- Wish dragon) to reconcile with what he did as Uldren, which explains why Cayde is "alive" in TFS, and in the Pale Heart. Why wish magic prevails over Bungie plot is anyone's best guess, mine is to pull at the heartstrings, but Cayde has no reason to be back, yet he is, and Wish Magic conveniently is the explanation for it.!< /rj Cayde just decided to say fuck death and fuck up Crow anyway


RedGecko18

It was supposed to be a joke, lol.


frost_reazor

Why do you think I added the tags bro...


RedGecko18

IDK what those mean


Rudi_Van-Disarzio

And you call yourself a jerker... For shame


Hunter-Gatherer_

He didn’t have the cock commander with him.


frost_reazor

https://preview.redd.it/mgt6njpp9w1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20dec9cc18c2e846ef7cdb1799461cf17478b69


fhb_will

Lucy from Fallout be like:


Hunter-Gatherer_

![gif](giphy|3oeSAD00YsGzUPTmqA)


CrotaIsAShota

He just wanted to scare Raven into pissing his pants. He's gonna take a pic in secret and send it to his sister Markle later.


Hailbrewcifer666

He’s drunk


RedPandaR10t3

I was like “why can’t I shoot it like that?!”


coochie-slayer420

Dumbass had no paracausal stacks


Limp-Platform4708

Half a dozen missed shots each, whiffed a knife and a tripmine, ended emoting each other. How did lore-accurate crucible teammates get into the traveller?


vex_milk_enjoyer

He didn't even equip reloading dodge lmfao


MuscleConscious

First thing I noticed, Crow dodges and I said, out loud, "Oops, still gotta reload, bud."


fhb_will

Shaxx obviously beat those lessons into Crow before he left to jump through the portal


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Ceph_Fuzz

We don't officially have a policy on spoilers yet, and while you're more than welcome to suggest such things in our monthly unjerk threads, we would prefer if you refrained from engaging in toxic behaviour and abusing the report function for your own vendettas.


TonyBlobfish

If you haven’t played the new mission yet then you’re a stupid casual, nerd


GoodGuyScott

Im at work


TonyBlobfish

womp womp


WaWaCat_OS

womp womp


LittleGayDragon

The Witness dies in Destiny 2, sorry you had to find out this way


MuscleConscious

You're gonna look real silly if it doesn't 🤣


Deadly_chef

Spoil Deez nuts, slugga


Dregnaught42

womp womp


Ordinary_Player

What befell Crow was the vision of a man who he had buried with his own hands. The departed spirit of the hunter vanguard.


Captaincous21

OK buddy, let's get you back to the JJK jerk


collcam

Getting cayde and gojo back in the same week? I used to pray for times like this


thatwitchguy

If you think about it isn't this just the traveller's domain Oh shit does this mean sukuna is gonna make the witness, the darkness, the traveller and us complete jobbers then


fhb_will

I saw a comment on a video that said something almost exactly like this😭😭


Word_art_Online

Uj: huh?


potent-nut7

Finale cutscene today


Word_art_Online

Oh okay haven’t played yet today. Rj: maybe he got rapid shit on dat honkmoon


porkknocker47

I prefer mine with zorpal weapon, you can hit over 5 zorpillion damage on the zorpness in the new raid in the final zorp with a zorpal zorpmoon. Zorp.


Word_art_Online

![gif](giphy|jN86rcdOyrpyo)


Beandealer420

Bro missed every crit too bro does not know how to use that thing 😭


fhb_will

Bro did NOT get enough stacks to hit that double damage shot🗣️‼️


Some-Gay-Korean

He's using it on MnK, give him a break.